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[–]Smallsy 365 points366 points ago*

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Hate to say this but that is a pocket puppy. They tend to be born mentally retarded and do not live longer than 5 years. Look them up. It's cruel to breed them, in all honesty.

But yeah, they are fucking adorable.

EDIT FOR CLARIFICATION: Having worked in animal hospitals as a vet tech, I cannot tell you the number of pocket puppies as we refer to them that I have seen. All seem to be born handicapped in one form or the other, most with cleft pallets or with underdeveloped brains. Many do not make it past birth. They never live past 7 years of age, and they are a novelty item rather than a pet. The smaller and fluffier, the cuter, but I find trying to breed for this tiny size to be cruel.

EDIT AGAIN: I am not saying these animals do not deserve to be loved. It is not their fault they were bred this way. I would rescue one at the drop of a dime. But I would NEVER breed one to be a teacup puppy purely because "oh look it's so small and cute." This is an example of blame the owner, not the dog (if, of course, they are knowingly breeding for pocket puppies. Sometimes genetic issues can cause a runt teacup, in which case it's no one's fault.)

[–]vulpeszerda 152 points153 points ago

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Seriously, this 'teacup' shit needs to stop. These are dogs, not accessories. Get a hairbow if you want something that small. There is no reason a dog needs to be that small.

People just don't care.

[–]vulpeszerda 25 points26 points ago

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The sad part is that people are downvoting this, meaning they are okay with breeding these dogs that are very unhealthy and not at all comfortable. That is just terrible. It's a scary thought for me. I can't believe some people just don't care to the point that an animal's health comes second to the cute pictures they can post of said animal on the internet and to their friends. Fucked up way of being a pet owner. Seriously fucked up.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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They're downvoting it because it isn't a real dog. It's a replica.

[–]vulpeszerda 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter, I'm not replying about the dog, I'm replying about the practice of breeding dogs that are, in fact, this small, and how dangerous it is.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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You have missed my point entirely.

[–]FreeDirt -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone who downvoted quickly changes to upvotes.

[–]Smallsy 4 points5 points ago

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I completely back everything you have said up.

Any vet would agree with you.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to see you take this 'dog' to a vet.

[–]Viviparous 36 points37 points ago

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These things aren't even cute... they're tiny and unnaturally small. I'd be afraid to move anywhere near it for fear of accidentally stepping on it and crushing it with impunity

[–]Smallsy 15 points16 points ago

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This happens ALL the time. I had a person come into the hospital with one of these pocket puppies, spine broken. They had purchased it as a play mate for their 4 year old... that poor dog.

[–]worksomewonder 5 points6 points ago

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A playmate for a 4 year old? Wow. I only trust my 4 year old around my family's two pugs (with supervision, of course). My husband and I are dying to have a pet, but we're waiting until our son is old enough to really understand it is not a toy.

[–]AllWrong74 3 points4 points ago

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Wait! Are you saying that's a real dog? It doesn't even look real, it looks like a really cute stuffed animal.

[–]TheGoomba 20 points21 points ago

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DID YOU LOOK AT IT!? Thats the cutest thing, I've ever seen. I flailed my arms and made squee noises. I'm a grown ass man, 240 lbs, 6'4". If I turn into a bumbling idiot over it, ITS CUTE.

Nobody talks shit about puppies.

[–]Nespithe 17 points18 points ago

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Yes its very cute, but its unnatural, and very unfortunate for the puppies that have to endure living that way, IF they make it to that point. Its like if people got a sudden affinity to having really cute tiny retarded babies. Inhuman, but cute. Doesn't mean it should happen. :(

[–]Grossly_Overrated 1 point2 points ago*

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Yes, it is very unnatural, which may have something to do with it not being a real dog.

[–]l80 2 points3 points ago

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Except... if you do a google search for "Pocket" or "teacup" puppies, you will find these deformed animals. There's a very big industry around producing tiny animals. It is very much a real thing, and that could well be a real dog.

[–]killit 0 points1 point ago

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and this one is still fake

[–]keraneuology 1 point2 points ago

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You have been immortalized in /r/nocontext

[–]fjellfras 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not sure I can trust ass-men. Also are all redditors 6'4''?

[–]Ugotlost 1 point2 points ago

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I am 6'3" myself... Not quite as hefty though, only 190 here.

[–]ABeefBurrito 8 points9 points ago

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Well shit. Cats just got shat on.

[–]Jinglesthetiger 11 points12 points ago

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This is reddit, cats are god here.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ABeefBurrito 4 points5 points ago

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This is true. I have spoken blasphemy on reddit. Well fuck my cat is going to kill me in my sleep.

[–]Jinglesthetiger 1 point2 points ago

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Not if you beg for forgiveness.

[–]TheGoomba 1 point2 points ago

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My mistake. I forgot to mention that I also love deh kittehs.

[–]ABeefBurrito 0 points1 point ago

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The world without kittehs. Imagine it... I cant itd be totally canine anarchy. O.o

[–]F-Minus 0 points1 point ago

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This... right here.

[–]Viviparous 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but these things are TINY and will remain TINY. There's a reason why we keep pet hamsters, rats, and lizards in cages.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure it wouldn't feel anything, given it's a toy.

[–]BobTehCat -5 points-4 points ago

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Fuck you. They're adorable.

[–]keraneuology 3 points4 points ago

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There was an exchange on Last Man Standing about these things:

  • If it fits in another dog's mouth it isn't a real dog.
  • If it can get sucked up by the vacuum hose it isn't a real dog.
  • It it can be eaten by a cat it isn't a real dog.

[–]vulpeszerda 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not a fan of things like that either. Some of the smaller breeds were bred to do some of the toughest work that most larger breeds wouldn't be capable of doing or, worse, would be afraid of doing. I think many people forget that with some of the smaller breeds.

[–]l80 2 points3 points ago

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Yup. Breeds like yorkies were originally created as working dogs. Specifically, their role was to hunt and catch rats in mills. They had to be fast, have an instinct to chase small creatures, and be able to fit into small places.

[–]vulpeszerda 0 points1 point ago

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There's a good movement going on right now to get Yorkies back into the Earth Dog trials. I wish them the best of luck.

[–]Vikaroo 3 points4 points ago

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What people don't understand is that you can't make a teacup version o fa teacup breed. An unusually small chihuahua is the runt of the litter and they tend to have more health concerns than normal chihuahuas. Sadly this doesn't stop breeders from marketing them as a Teacup Chihuahua. As an owner of 2 chihuahuas, one of which is a runt (didn't choose him because he was small, it just ended up that way) I believe they deserve good homes, but reputable breeders will warn you of the extra health problems they may have being the runt of the litter. Sadly, reputable and breeders rarely go in the same sentence.

[–]Hello-Sweetie 13 points14 points ago

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I rescued a teacup Chihuahua when she was a puppy. She was backyard inbreed and although she is the sweetest dog, she is very unintelligent and has asthma problems. I think she is the cutest thing around, but I hate that people do this to dogs. I also hate that people judge their owners. I never wanted such a small dog, however; she needed my help and my love and I am going to give that to her.

[–]PandaC 25 points26 points ago

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My mother's tea-cup poodle died at 14 years of age last September. She was an exception to the rule, and it makes sense considering the circumstances of her breeding.

She was bred by a professional breeder my mom was friends with. Her dogs where all champion poodles, huskies, Samoyeds, and cocker spaniels. The poodle was a gift for my mom, and was given to her because she was the runt of the litter and, at her size back in 1997, could not compete adequately in the toy division. This is Chile, btw, but even back then, there was awareness within experienced breeders that dogs at that size are unhealthy and do not live till long. We named her camellia and she was a caramel color. I grew up with her, and she was just a regular dog. She barked and had the attitude of a fighting pitbull up until the very end. She died of multiple tumors, and in her last year, she completely lost her eye sight and hearing. I did't cry when she died. I am now, but I didn't then....

Be careful with the dogs you purchase. A regular mut from the pound is sometimes better than the "pure breeds" you find. Camelia's survival was due because two entirely different bloodlines where mixed, not like the "tea-cup" breeders now, who will breed related litters to get smaller and smaller and "cuter" dogs. It's a shame really, that such a fad has caught on...

[–]smackfairy 9 points10 points ago

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People are oft selfish and ignorant about such subjects. No one researches anymore.

I'm glad you took her in and she had a long life! I still get upset when I think about my cat that died a couple of years ago. He died when he was almost 8. I used to blame myself because at the time, I didn't have the means to really help him(it would have cost a fortune). It's hard to talk about. I hope you do not blame yourself.

[–]Vosij 5 points6 points ago*

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Thank you so much for voicing this.... it is a problem resent in a large number of breeds nowadays, placing looks before health.

[–]Bushybushings 48 points49 points ago

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I can't tell a retarded dog from a regular dog anyway.

[–]Flex-O 6 points7 points ago

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domestication is a type of retardation.

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[–]Bushybushings 0 points1 point ago

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You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...they get a dog, but a domesticated dog, not some wild hound. Therefore, since the dog has been turned into a pussy, it's now retarded.

Note: I have a dog of my own and I love him to shits.

[–]eraser851 2 points3 points ago*

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I found a little more info on them. They call them Teacup Puppies http://www.barkrescue.net/teacup.htm

EDIT: This is from one of the users toward the bottom:

"The puppy came with a 2 year warranty, but the warranty did not cover hypoglycemia"

WTF, Since when do dogs come with warranties?

[–]Ohsin 6 points7 points ago

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Awww look at his wobbly dobbly walk :3

Yes mam his bones are all degenerated.

[–]nihilation 7 points8 points ago

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how am i supposed to give a shit about children when i know they are just going to grow up to do stupid shit like inbreed dogs and mistreat animals. i'm hopping on the joseph kony bandwagon.

[–]l80 1 point2 points ago

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What kills me is that there are already small dogs. A six pound dog is perfectly healthy and adorable and intelligent and easy to carry / take places. You can get healthy dogs that are even smaller than that. But this shit is ridiculous. That dog can't weigh more than a pound!

[–]RinkuTheFirst 4 points5 points ago

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You got a source on that? I tried Googling it, but nothing relevant came up.

[–]ps1ch 73 points74 points ago

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Just look at his eyes....those retarded eyes....

[–]thisisyourfault 25 points26 points ago

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... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

[–]kragmoor 2 points3 points ago

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that read like something from bastion, are you quoting something?

[–]thisisyourfault 9 points10 points ago

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it comes from something called finding nemo or something like that

[–]kragmoor 0 points1 point ago

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it's not finding nemo friend would this be what you are referring to?

[–]thisisyourfault 5 points6 points ago

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No mate, I was just messing with you. That quote comes from the famous movie, Jaws.

[–]kragmoor -1 points0 points ago

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oh, i have never seen jaws

[–]-missManners- 3 points4 points ago

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WHAT.

[–]auntiecoagulant 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, it's this really obscure movie called Jaws.

[–]kragmoor 4 points5 points ago

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never seen jaws friend

[–]auntiecoagulant 2 points3 points ago

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You should, it's a great movie, pal.

[–]jlmorris 3 points4 points ago

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Don't call him pal, buddy.

[–]fjellfras 2 points3 points ago

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He's not your buddy, guy.

[–]FromAWarTornFuture 2 points3 points ago

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I heard it has sharks in it.

[–]kenshen 0 points1 point ago

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You sir just won a cookie for a quote that's totally prevalent to this picture yup...

[–]RinkuTheFirst 18 points19 points ago

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He does look rather derpy.

[–]nikkiekittie 2 points3 points ago

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Via someone posting below, I believe that it is a Teacup Maltese

[–]semperconstans 4 points5 points ago

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try tea cup puppies

[–]RinkuTheFirst 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Kinbensha 18 points19 points ago

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My main issue with this article, despite how it tries to educate people, is the "they're playing with genetics" line. There's nothing wrong with that. You should point to the unethical results, not the practice. There is a lot of ethical playing with genetics- indeed, I would say a lot more ethical playing with genetics by genetics researchers than unethical playing with genetics by dog breeders and puppy mills.

[–]RinkuTheFirst 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't care for that line either, but it seemed to be the best thing I found. I'm not an expert on this by any means.

[–]Kinbensha 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. I just wanted to point out that it very much felt like a, "They're playing GOD!" moment, which I can't really tolerate in a scientifically literate society :) I didn't mean to imply that you were ignorant or any such thing.

[–]ummmmok 5 points6 points ago

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It's a toy...the tag is still on it

[–]Smallsy 18 points19 points ago

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That's a shirt tag... lol

[–]redfroggy -5 points-4 points ago

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It looks like a toy to me also.

[–]Smallsy 6 points7 points ago

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it's not. There are more pictures of this particular dog on google.

[–]simpledistraction 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, that's alive?

[–]PoochDoobie 0 points1 point ago

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It's what we in the biz call, to much of a good thing. This dog is like the heroine of cute.

[–]AVeryKindPerson 0 points1 point ago

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Inbreeding can preserve all kinds of weird genetic abnormalities! Even the cute ones.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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It scares me that you worked in a vets and yet you can't tell that this is not a real dog but a replica someone has made from felt, cotton, beads and stuffing.

[–]furgots 22 points23 points ago

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Even if it were real, tiny, little dogs like this one freak me out. I can't take this thing hiking or even walking... and I would probably sit on it. : \

That's why I have a cattle dog. :D

[–]cuntosaurus_rex 4 points5 points ago*

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ACD ftw!

Bonus: My Aussie had a litter of puppies in high school. d'awwww

[–]l80 3 points4 points ago

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Your dog went to high school and got pregnant?

[–]cuntosaurus_rex 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally a few words. *When I was in high school. So, 6 years ago.

[–]l80 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. My version is much funnier. It has the makings of a dramatic comedy tv show.

[–]furgots 1 point2 points ago

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OMG! That whole litter is amazingly cute. More pics!!!!

[–]cuntosaurus_rex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]twinfoxes 3 points4 points ago

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I love cattle dogs. yours is a handsome beast.

[–]furgots 1 point2 points ago

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YES! I wuv her and her stubborn, hard-headed, intelligent, awesome companionship!

[–]jarvis400 -2 points-1 points ago

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I agree.

[–]SAGIND 35 points36 points ago

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what is this...a dog for ants?

[–]BobTehCat 10 points11 points ago

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It needs to be at least, THREE times bigger.

[–]colinsauce 13 points14 points ago

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The more I look at it, the more I want to shove it in my mouth. Is that bad?

[–]MonkeyNacho 5 points6 points ago

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Only if you start chewing, I guess...?

[–]kukamunga 4 points5 points ago

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it is humorous to imagine the above exchange was not about a dog, but rather, a penis.

[–]Zombie_DooDoo 1 point2 points ago

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I came here for this and was planning a crunchy chick reference but it looks like I was too late...

[–]TheAsianGamer 6 points7 points ago

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It may be cute but this little puppy is usually bred by getting the puppies to be born pre-maturely.

[–]KafkaFish 8 points9 points ago

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This shouldn't even be legal.

Edit: I just read the post about how this is some sort of cruelly bred retard puppy. This gives my statement a slightly more serious meaning.

[–]zitfarmer 17 points18 points ago

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id shoot it with a blast of hairspray to keep it still and put it on my bookshelf.

[–]Stilken 9 points10 points ago

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It's probably one of those poor, inbred dogs with two inbred runts for parents. And sold for $10,000 or more.

'Teacups' are worse than kony. they almost always die of organ failure within months of adoption.

[–]Tacosarethenewhotdog 25 points26 points ago

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IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!!

[–]pinkflamingo9819 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for quoting Despicable Me. Love that movie.

[–]FromAWarTornFuture 1 point2 points ago

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I HAVE A DREAM.

[–]saorsa1126 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, that's way too tiny for my taste, it almost becomes freakish at this point.

[–]trekbette 4 points5 points ago

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I'd love to hear a mastiff-sized bark come out of a tiny dog like this.

[–]-missManners- 1 point2 points ago

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THAT made involuntarily giggle. Have an upvote.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

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More info in the comments here

[–]lawjym 2 points3 points ago

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ack I just peed a little! And I have to agree with smallsy, the smaller the puppy the worse off they are! Tea cu anythings should just not be allowed!

[–]eugenealkana 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, I wonder what if there are negative effects to breeding a puppy to uselessness. It is cute, but it also looks empty inside.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 2 points3 points ago

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People of Reddit, how many times? This dog is not a real dog. It is a replica someone has made, don't believe me? Zoom in on the nose and tell me you can't see stitching. Zoom in on the eyes and tell me you can't see that's fake. They're convincing, but it's not a teacup or pocket puppy as some of you are saying.

[–]canyoushowmearound 0 points1 point ago

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I fully agree; kinda shocked how many people seem so convinced it is real! The eyes are clearly fake; there are no eyelids and they look dead.

[–]Grossly_Overrated 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I think we're the only two sane people in this thread.

[–]ElementK 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Trolling_Stone 6 points7 points ago

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Is this real life?

[–]Disliked 2 points3 points ago

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Is this just cute puppies?

[–]pizoff 0 points1 point ago

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Fake life bro

[–]youbetyourbippy 7 points8 points ago

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OMG I almost passed out.

[–]mento1986 11 points12 points ago

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I'm a grown ass man and that made me "Aww" out loud.

[–]dichotomies 18 points19 points ago

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We are all ass men. Though some more than others.

[–]TheStupidZebra 5 points6 points ago

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Grown ass-man.

[–]user8290 1 point2 points ago

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It's the size comparison to the fingers

[–]Mechanox3000 1 point2 points ago

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Most members of the Assman's union have a thing for small animals wearing McDonalds uniforms.

[–]SmartViking 0 points1 point ago

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You're implying that there's actually girls on the Internet.

[–]YNot1989 3 points4 points ago

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My dad calls those things "Sturgeon Bait."

[–]Cozen 1 point2 points ago

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What is it?

[–]Trolling_Stone 9 points10 points ago

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It's a bomb in the form of a really cute canine.

[–]kragmoor 1 point2 points ago

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he is thinking "you think this is a motherfucking game?"

[–]SteelCity905 1 point2 points ago

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Are you throwing gang signs at your dog?

[–]justsomeguyudontknow 1 point2 points ago

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That shit ain't cute. Poor inbred bastard should be put out of its misery and the people that create and support this abomination should be fined.

[–]pieanger[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I just randomly found this picture, thought it was the cutest thing I ever laid eyes on, wanted to know what kind of dog it is. Now that I know, I want to down vote my own post. This is so sad :(

[–]Largan1 1 point2 points ago

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I'm now immune to all other cuteness.

[–]skippysqueaz 4 points5 points ago

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Cute? It just made me want to punt something.

[–]Laaureen13 3 points4 points ago

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Did anyone else make a weird noise and squirm around?

[–]Tomimi 1 point2 points ago

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What breed/kind is this?

[–]askyou 7 points8 points ago

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Teacup. Usually premature puppies, of any breed, intentionally bred to be small and 'cute'. It's pretty awful. See the top comment.

[–]phreeck 5 points6 points ago

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Stuffed.

[–]B00G3R 0 points1 point ago

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RinkuTheFirst posted this article in one of the above comments, it's called a teacup puppy.

[–]sconce2600 1 point2 points ago

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My GF just saw this and said "OMG I want to eat it" should I be concerned?

[–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points ago

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You know, if I was born twenty generations back, I'd be out mauling sheep right about now...or guarding them, I don't even know anymore...

[–]nochebella 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S SO FLUFFEH!!!

[–]Bradlyeon 2 points3 points ago

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I think it looks ugly as shit.

bring on the downvotes! BRING IT ON!

[–]pavester 1 point2 points ago

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fuck that rat, working in a upscale retail enviroment as loss prevention I see numerous pocket puppys and dogs in bags being toted around by rich snobby people. shit is retarded

[–]MeltheSummoner 1 point2 points ago

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Feels bad for the little pooch, but please don't go comparing it to a rat. Rats are cool :D

[–]devonson 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a real live puppy or a puppet.

[–]dotdotspace 0 points1 point ago

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Not gonna lie, I thought it was a stuffed animal.

[–]Kayin_Angel 0 points1 point ago

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Wolves.

Yup.

[–]muhltrayne 0 points1 point ago

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Where does he get all those tiny outfits?

[–]HiImAlice 0 points1 point ago

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...it's a cotton ball with legs and a derp-face.

[–]VaderPrime1 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]MergeTheBands 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else put thier hand out to compare?

[–]RandomOne12 0 points1 point ago

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sure, it's damn cute. but, like what everyone is saying, it IS pretty cruel to breed dogs like that. but still:

AWWW

[–]Senjiroh 0 points1 point ago

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Kill it with fire!

[–]TheDoBoy 0 points1 point ago

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is it real?

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

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Headcrush in 3... 2... 1...

[–]fat_cheerleader 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't they breed tiny cats? I want a cat that stays looking like a kitten.

[–]Dear_Journal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LilMiss_CantBWrong 0 points1 point ago

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Holy mother of all things fuzzy and cute! I want like 5 of them!!!!!!!!!!! Walk them all on leashes together. How freakin adorable!

OK, I must go. Kitties are getting jealous if my ohhhs and ahhhs. :)

[–]laguinaga1251 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry to break it to you but these puppies are photoshopped. There is a contract that goes along purchasing these puppies that explain that you may not return a puppy bc they do not appear exactly as advertised since puppies may experiences growth spurts overnight. I worked at a puppy store for 6 years. If only you knew the horrors I have experienced (>_<)

[–]mechanecro 0 points1 point ago

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Im going to kill myself now. I am now complete.

[–]F-Minus 0 points1 point ago

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Ok... so I don't even like dogs (I know I know... s'ok I hate cats too) and I don't care if it IS retarded. That thing is so fucking cute I want to bite it!

[–]Paolo99 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSSIBRURY CUTE

[–]apocal7964 0 points1 point ago

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it almost looks like a chibi form a anime and cant be real but I know it is and that is scarry wait till they breed a dog to look like this for its whole life. I will gladly accept out aww overloards

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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Cute yes but all I can think of how this poor dog is bred only to look cute.

[–]VelNZ 0 points1 point ago

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Ah the mighty wolf, how far you've fallen.

[–]c0t0d0 0 points1 point ago

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His Cuteness Level — the scouter says it's over NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!!!

[–]RangerGord 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know clothes that small were possible.

[–]mikachuu 0 points1 point ago

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As a kid I only liked dogs that were super tiny and weren't annoying. But then I realized I could just get a kitten instead.

[–]smileh 0 points1 point ago

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LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER. JUST LOOK AT IT.

[–]Scottie0709 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVE TO PUNCH SOOOOO MANY THINGS TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

What is this?

[–]shoebox- 0 points1 point ago

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if it's small enough to fit on a barbecue, that's where it belongs. Small dogs serve absolutely no purpose

[–]estaelfy 0 points1 point ago

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My brain it exploded

[–]ConsectorVerum 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand. How can something that big even function?

[–]KaNineteen 0 points1 point ago

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When someone accuses scientists or doctors of "playing god," I always ask them to think of the biggest dog breed and the smallest dog breed they can think of, then I ask them to think of how long those breeds have been around. At that point they might not give up the point, but at least they are forced to realize "playing god" didn't originate after the atom bomb.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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DEAR LORD KILL IT

[–]anathema30 -3 points-2 points ago

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It's a teacup or baby doll Maltese. They arent born retarded and live 5 years. That's retarded in itself. Our Maltese looked similar to this as a puppy. She's only 3 lbs full grown.

[–]Smallsy 0 points1 point ago

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You are clearly not educated in what teacup animals are at all.

[–]anathema30 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, they're called "micro" Maltese. And I can't find any information on them being mentally retarded and living to age 5.

[–]ZeraZion -1 points0 points ago

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Its so cute I want to punch it in face!!!!!!

[–]TalkingBackAgain -1 points0 points ago

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This is not a dog, this is something that should be put in a grinder and fed to the fish.

Show me a real dog, I'll be impressed.

[–]fat_cheerleader 1 point2 points ago

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You would be so sad if you found out this puppy was fed to fish!!! You know it. Don't lie to me.

[–]Nasty_Racist -1 points0 points ago

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What a fucking stupid white dog. i bet it thinks its better than all coloured dogs. white trash.

[–]fat_cheerleader 0 points1 point ago

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But it has brown eyes. Loss in value.

[–]superduperhero -2 points-1 points ago

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I want one. Or five

[–]carpe_the_diem -2 points-1 points ago

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That is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen

[–]trashist -1 points0 points ago

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No, that cannot be a real thing.

[–]aahxzen -1 points0 points ago

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I had this set as the wallpaper on one of the macs in the media lab at my university and some one kept changing it. They couldn't handle the aww.

[–]SociallyAwkwardBees 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe they were aware of what's explained in the top comment, and it made them sad.

[–]zillah1985 -1 points0 points ago

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THE CUTENESS IS OVERWHELMING. ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG.

/mind explodes

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Does it require batteries?

[–]dorkess -1 points0 points ago

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I confused. Should I upvote or downvote??

[–]CChevdogg -1 points0 points ago

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I hate little white puffball dogs. All they do is run around the neighborhood and make my dog want to rip their heads off.