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[–]SoapSamich 24 points25 points ago

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From reposts?

[–]FreshFruitCup 0 points1 point ago

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[–]svullenballe 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]machetebrownsugar69 8 points9 points ago

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That is a wonderful repost

[–]noawesomenameneeded 6 points7 points ago

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For the record, I'm totally against smoking cats.

[–]BetterThanFolgers 2 points3 points ago

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You're an idiot. Everyone knows you can't smoke cats; you chop them up and lay them out in rails.

[–]chris-martin 0 points1 point ago

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You mean kitten huffing?

[–]xWillyNelson 5 points6 points ago

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Watch out, bubbles.

[–]naftidder 2 points3 points ago

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A dope farm is no place for a kitty!

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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Shithawks.

[–]lumberjacklukee 5 points6 points ago

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judging by the news guy this happend in phiily.

[–]Zenithen 6 points7 points ago

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This is what reddit dies for....

[–]blackshinobi 0 points1 point ago

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No this is what we will fight for!

[–]Jack_Donaghy_Jr 2 points3 points ago

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[–]FABULOUS_fo_sho 1 point2 points ago

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It has been a pleasure redditing with you ladies and gentleman. Cue the violins!

[–]Tolstoyevsky 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe I got so emotional from that.

[–]miss_quotes 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the takes off sunglasses Cats out of the bag

[–]mamsellgris 0 points1 point ago

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Not with a bang, but with whimper.

[–]khag 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the Redditors.

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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I think this may be older than the internets themselves.

[–]MandMandMvac 0 points1 point ago

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:)

[–]uneasywerewolf 0 points1 point ago

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normally I don't complain about reposts because a lot of the time I haven't seem them anyway, but it seems like I see this image under a different heading everyday.

[–]Liinad 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is appropriate.

http://www.gifbin.com/982730

[–]lanadel_taco 0 points1 point ago

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oh, philly.

[–]VixieVonKarma 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know Regis had hosted a news show now.

[–]Grueling 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ittakesacrane 0 points1 point ago

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somebody robbed /r/trees?! :(

[–]djspacebunny 0 points1 point ago

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Rob Jennings... delivering the latest breaking news on cats and trees.

[–]thatquill 0 points1 point ago

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You can take the weed, but you leave me my kitties!

[–]Politus 0 points1 point ago

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With thunderous applause?

[–]Kaotix -1 points0 points ago

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We can say we were here for the end.

[–]BelievesInGod -1 points0 points ago

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i almost cut my wrists i thought this was the end....i think im good now though

[–]SmartAssUsername -1 points0 points ago

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I'm ok with just cats being seized.

[–]Doctor_Adequate -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't even know epilepsy affected drugs and animals.