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[–]WhitestAfrican 128 points129 points ago

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The judge sells it.

[–]Chaster321 8 points9 points ago

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That judge hangs out with Mordecai and Rigby

[–]Sanderlebau 1 point2 points ago

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Is Mordecai Jewish? I like to think so. Although he never goes to temple, and I'm not sure how one would circumcise a bird.

[–]OhSeven 3 points4 points ago

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I never laugh long and hard enough to tear up, but I came pretty close this time!

[–]Teamwolf 0 points1 point ago

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this is cool to me

[–]U_can_say_that_again -4 points-3 points ago

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You can say that again.

[–]EvilFlyingSquirrel 5 points6 points ago

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The judge sells it.

[–]bedabup 2 points3 points ago

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You're not WhitestAfrican!

THIS GUYS A BIG FAT PHONY

[–]bluebogle 54 points55 points ago

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Guilty... of being innocent!

Now what dick!!

[–]LilDrumrGrl 4 points5 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ,

[–]210cRoosevelt 34 points35 points ago

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Anybody read that oooh in mordecai and rigby's voice?

[–]bang_Noir 12 points13 points ago

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The regular show fuckin owns

[–]fearthyfiori 2 points3 points ago

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Only thing better is adventure time

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

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High five!

[–]210cRoosevelt 1 point2 points ago

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I've found my people....

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 15 points16 points ago

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[–]o0o0o0o0o0o 0 points1 point ago

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Part 2 really sells it, imo.

[–]Cingetorix 53 points54 points ago

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[–]vigil400 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks ! Was going to ask

[–]akbc 2 points3 points ago

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It's already in the comic.

[–]grillinbeans -2 points-1 points ago

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Huh? The source link is on the image itself.

[–]Cingetorix 2 points3 points ago

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I'm trying to be friendly to the ones who are sight-impaired.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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Images cannot contain links. There's a URL in the image, but you can't click it to get to the source. It's not a link.

[–]TheDinko 7 points8 points ago

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Laying down the LAW!

[–]JayHChrist 12 points13 points ago

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Shit just got real.

[–]kuusisto 3 points4 points ago

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[–]BishopAndWarlord 5 points6 points ago

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Oh shit, son!

[–]AreYouFuckingSerious 2 points3 points ago

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Hoooly shit that's funny. Say it outloud with emotion.

[–]jamesismynamo 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, please link to the original site. Many creators of online comic strips are paid based on traffic to a website, and you're doing a disservice to the original author by reuploading it to imgur before putting it on reddit.

[–]past3rofmupp3ts 1 point2 points ago

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I triple dog dare you!

[–]PineappleMucas 2 points3 points ago

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Created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going straight for the throat!

[–]CannedBeef 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit people, you gotta always pick truth! Always!

[–]TheKaszz 1 point2 points ago

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i double dare you not to repost

[–]gojirra 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fearlesspancake 2 points3 points ago

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My volume was up and that gave me a fucking heart attack

[–]baconboy007 1 point2 points ago

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Remember when someone asked when you lost faith in younger generations?

[–]forever_stalone 1 point2 points ago

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HHHEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]jkbheat 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else think of this looking at the last slide?

[–]Firewolf44 0 points1 point ago

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You got to hate it when this happens to you in court ;)

[–]hoya14 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't he just take the physical challenge?

[–]noisyturtle 0 points1 point ago

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This was just fucking posted 2 or 3 days ago. Give it 2 weeks at least man.

[–]ATownStomp 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this posted about fifteen billion times but I will never stop upvoting this post about fifteen billion times.

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

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1200 upvotes? You people have the memory of goldfish.

[–]bioemerl 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want to know if a real court case has been solved like this.

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[–]mortarnpistol 5 points6 points ago

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I've managed to avoid said moments by never going to 9gag.

[–]whimsies 2 points3 points ago

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SO AWKWARDDD

fuck this saying should die

[–]dub828 -2 points-1 points ago

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As sad as this is, there is sometimes funny stuff that's original. but that usually comes from Reddit too. Reddit>9gag

[–]pixelpenguin -1 points0 points ago

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It's a .jpg and it's animated? Wat. Y U NO GIF?!1

[–]indi50 -1 points0 points ago

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Wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy to get convictions on bad guys?

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[–]DrDWayneLove 7 points8 points ago

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I thought so.

[–]dylanroo 3 points4 points ago

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It is... Hilarious

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[–]scuba617 0 points1 point ago

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while I agree that it is better to link to the source if the source website can handle the load, there's no need to be an ass about it.

Also,

What is it with queers

is pretty uncalled for.