Post-Family Vacation Fap

5c0779373 · 5 months

The context of this image suggests the family was still in the car and you came all over them.

Teotwawki69 · 5 months

If you can't figure out how to rub one out now and again while on a family vacation, you're doing it wrong.

KnuckKnuck · 5 months

Thank god I am not the only one that masturbates on my family.

Armandeus · 5 months

Considering the hand motion Willy (chuckle) is making, I'm amazed it took me so many years and this gif to finally make the connection.

greaterthanthree · 5 months

This is one of those occasions where the position of the hyphen really matters.

Who takes a vacation after their family dies, then jacks off?

lilsoccakid74 · 5 months

Lets not forget about the mid-vacation fap. And by fap, I mean rape of ones penis in the shower, the few alone minutes available.

As in, standing legs spread (for balance), using absolutely no technique whatsoever, just SHEER FORCE in an attempt to relieve ones-self and regain enough sanity to last the rest of the trip with the family.

Good times.

rxninja · 5 months

Sometimes there are posts on Reddit that are only hilarious by virtue of a great title/image pairing. I believe this is one of them.

RFswitchBlade · 5 months

This GIF needs to be used more often.

slapded · 5 months

One day, your woman left early. You had the whole house to yourself. So you said, ''Let me get a little jerk before work.'' So you in the house, getting your jerk on. Nice good jerk, too. You know, that ain't-nobody-in-the-house jerk. That's a good jerk. lt ain't like that somebody-in-the-next-room jerk. That's a bad jerk. That's like, ''Who's that?'' l don't like that jerk. l'm talking about the good jerk, that nobody-ain't-home jerk. So you get the Vaseline ready... and you just look at your dick and go: ''Scream if you want to. No one's gonna hear.'' -chris rock

POOP_ON_YOUR_FACE · 5 months

One time I didn't fap or have sex for 2 months then I finally got a bj and there was a bucket load of cum on my step sister's face.

peetee32 · 5 months

one of my personal favs...about 5 days ago you got home from work, and felt totally wiped out, more exhausted then normal. starting to get a little headache, lay down on the couch. wake up an hour later with the chills, dry scratchy throat. fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck. the next 3 days are a haze of tylenol, thermometers and bad daytime television. but this morning, you wake up, and feel human again. you don't feel like you've been trampled by wildebeests. you take a long hot shower to scrub the last bit of sick of your body, when you step out you're feeling like theres one more thing you need to do to feel 'normal' again...let the games begin

EcoDreamer · 5 months

Funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Thank you, sir.

HappyLachy · 5 months

Never laughed so hard at a post on Reddit, kudos to you OP.

EntropicDecay · 5 months

All over the family? ಠ_ಠ

ExaltedNecrosis · 5 months

What is this, a gif for ants?

neutral_tones · 5 months

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Nikulas · 5 months

Dude i woke up my whole neighborhood laughing!

HorseGrenade · 5 months

I know that feel. It's like you cum so hard you'd swear you're going to ejaculate a whole testicle.

[deleted] · 5 months

Well, that's my childhood ruined.

SenatorCrabHat · 5 months

funniest thing i have seen all day

thisisyourfault · 5 months

Dude, do you have whale testicles?

shorty6049 · 5 months

Hah.... I'm in Florida till next Wednesday with mine....gonna be epic.

TronCorleone · 5 months

This is honestly the perfect title

I know that feel bro

brio3785 · 5 months

I laughed hysterically at this for a full three minutes. Well done

SlyFox28 · 5 months

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a Reddit post.

markevens · 5 months

I haven't seen this movie in years. Amazing how to my adult mind it is obviously referencing jizz, but my kid simply thought it was silly that people were getting messy.

StrangerInTheRye · 5 months

Willy Wanker and the Semen Factory.

Dogma123 · 5 months

so true, so true.

Timb707 · 5 months

Childhood ruined...

Mitz510 · 5 months

I got my iPod stolen last week and haven't viewed Pr0n since then. I don't want to make it suspicious by taking my computer in the bathroom and I'm thinking that this gif will apply to me.

Auzzy10 · 5 months

It took me a while to upvote because the mouse was shaking due to my laughter

always_horatio_caine · 5 months

( •_•)⌐■-■ Is it raining, is it...(⌐■_■) pouring...

jonnyrotten7 · 5 months

Or this?

RetinaMisfire · 5 months

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

Good form Peter good form

Botwin15 · 5 months

Fuck that, the hotel room has a bathroom and free lotion.

supernova1331 · 5 months

And you try to alleviate the tension in the shower but you can't because you have half the sand in Myrtle Beach up your vagina. I apologize to the cleaning staff of the Polynesian Inn.

[deleted] · 5 months

Is that what that white stuff is? Looks like Augustus and Violet got off easy.

Pabloxanibar · 5 months

Do you not shower?

TheKloKloYo · 5 months

OMFG I'm dying... That's the hardest I've laughed in a long while.

NvaderGir · 5 months

Right in the childhood D:

weezyq8 · 5 months

That's the funniest shit I've seen in a while

i_misread_titles · 5 months

Your hyphen suggests a vacation fap after ditching your family

jambony · 5 months

Yeeaaahh.....fuck my childhood.

Sw1tch0 · 5 months

I JUST came back from a week trip in Europe and i can confirm this.

Ruined534 · 5 months

Lol no shit. I remember going to Florida with my parents for a week many years ago and for the last 3 days we were there all I thought about was how awesome it was gunna be to get home and look at fucking porn.

Gogomesaki · 5 months

Why have i never seen this gif before!??

TheCarlos · 5 months

Video for those who are interested - The Wonkamobile

DownvoteAllTheWorld · 5 months

Look at Wonka

imadeyournikes · 5 months

childhood ruined.. yet again

nastynuggets · 5 months

I have never understood these posts. What on earth is keeping you from fapping? Was there really absolutely NO time or space for you to have a bit of privacy?

lessmore · 5 months

Nah dude, you exploded all over your family.

Shad0wSP · 5 months

You lose if you heard the horn sound effects in your head as you watched the clip.

Spotpuff · 5 months

I feel like the hyphen should be moved...

TitleShouldRead · 5 months

Enjoy living with your parents while you can. Save your money. Don't use credit cards.

Pvt_Bologna · 5 months

What do u do to get that frothy texture to your cum it looks fun and easy to clean

afterbirth_slime · 5 months

Well family... Looks like its time for me to have a "shower"

BajczTheDamned · 5 months

Dude, I'd get that looked at. You really ought not to have that many orifices involved in this process.

csihar · 5 months

Dude, I know your sister looks good in a swimsuit and all, but please contain yourself.

Luxtwo14 · 5 months

Childhood = ruined

MrWhiskers5 · 5 months

lmfao i almost just pissed myself

dustya · 5 months

the fuck did i just click on this for? off computer.

escapist87 · 5 months

Fuck that, I masturbate in the hotel bathrooms.

Anal_Justice_League · 5 months

That gif deserves a Brazzers logo.

HolySloth · 5 months

Is it bad that I read vacation as Vatican instead?

NotAn3nt · 5 months

Read this as Post-Family Vatican Fap. So many more underlying messages

Arturas_93 · 5 months

That's more like "Post No-Fap February."

raffytraffy · 5 months

you... just ruined my childhood.

sun95 · 5 months

Sighed with disgust but still, upvoted.

ZombieMozart · 5 months

So gross, but so... Spot on.

Sagillarious · 5 months

I laughed so hard to this

karltee · 5 months

if anything it was more like this

WI_GRIND · 5 months

LO-fucking-L! can't stop chuckling!

bbqrodeo · 5 months

THIS IS TOO GOOD, LOL'D LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

SamGanji · 5 months

10/10

Norman_Beige · 5 months

Oh this reminds me of the bukkake I stared in, where I met my partner and soon to be husband Simon Balls xx

volkuro · 5 months

This imagery makes me both smile and feel ill simultaneously.

quixand · 5 months

This...disturbs me.

onbin · 5 months

As I got older I'd be able to start opting out of certain family activities claiming to be tired, and the reason would always secretly be to fap.

stockholm__syndrome · 5 months

OOOH...right in the childhood :(

Mitochondria420 · 5 months

Oh god. It's... everywhere!

D1scombobulated · 5 months

I can no longer watch this movie

DevilBird · 5 months

Ya know, I think the first 3 or 4 seconds of the gif in the beginning would send somewhat of a better context.

devilbrowz · 5 months

hahahahaha!

MrCrumbbley · 5 months

This made me wanna puke for some reason lmao

shanksterz · 5 months

i can never watch charlie and the chocolate factory the same again.

RandomStranger79 · 5 months

I read the title as "family reunion" and was confused and disturbed.

[deleted] · 5 months

YES YES YES, I've always thought about making something to do with this, and this was PERFECT for it, genuinely chuckled heartily

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