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[–]moneybunny 58 points59 points ago

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cop: where is your license plate? driver: a dog ate it i swear

[–]Squidicidal 46 points47 points ago

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[–]PatAunces 10 points11 points ago

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By god, we know how to defeat them now! Spread the word!

[–]bullhead2007 7 points8 points ago

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By dog you mean.

[–]meant2live218 2 points3 points ago

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The Vicar of Nibbleswick?

[–]MoarVespenegas 0 points1 point ago

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I'm having flashbacks of the zone.
Fucking dogs.

[–]FuckItWellPostItLive 10 points11 points ago

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If only the cop knew that cars can outrun dogs...

[–]Dubbys 2 points3 points ago

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He smelled bacon...

[–]ATownStomp 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad those cops were cool enough to not shoot the dogs.

[–]brianisbored 4 points5 points ago

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hello bignasty389.

[–]ATownStomp 0 points1 point ago

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O shit Brian. What the fuck?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's pretty sad that it's a pleasant surprise that a cop didn't shoot an animal that was inconveniencing him. (Not saying anything about your reaction, just commenting on the situation.)

[–]GarlicBread69 7 points8 points ago

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It's not a surprise that a cop didn't shoot a dog, most cops don't shoot dogs. You just only hear about cops shooting dogs.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Well, obviously they don't shoot all dogs, that would be insane, but I certainly have the sense that if I meet a cop at random, he is most likely to be the kind of person who would shoot a dog if it was pissing him off. Not from the news, from any time I've met a cop. There's some kind of combination of selection bias and training that just makes my skin crawl when I see them, and it disturbs me to no end that they have guns.

[–]cornpwn12 0 points1 point ago

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cops receive an enormous amount of shit when they have to use their firearm in the line of duty. if a cop shot this dog he wouldve been lambasted. and cops need guns. its not the gun that kills somebody its the person pulling the trigger. it makes sense for a law enforcement agent to carry one.

[–]ATownStomp 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but at the same time those dogs were causing expensive damage to that cruiser. The police chose to not injure the dogs by driving carefully and letting the situation play out. They could have avoided having to repair their bumper by acting more aggressively (and increasing risk of injury) and they chose not to.

[–]CakeCatSheriff 0 points1 point ago

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Inconveniecing him? If I were in his position I'd probably just run the dog over, what are you supposed to do? Get your car completely damaged? You can't really get out or anything.

[–]summerteeth 1 point2 points ago

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I'd probably just run the dog over

  • CakeCatSheriff

I see what you did there.

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 0 points1 point ago

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deja vu

[–]MaximumD 0 points1 point ago

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Buy American.

[–]Damirius 18 points19 points ago

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Source: video1,video2

It is actually in Belgrade, Serbia, well New Belgrade to be more specific.

[–]wesman212 7 points8 points ago

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How are you guys attaching your license plates over there? Scotch fucking tape?

[–]DJ_ZG 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm. The license plate is Serbian. First two letters are BG, followed by 234-51.

Pretty far from Bulgaria.

[–]coachjimmy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]McHomans 4 points5 points ago*

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His real concern NSFW. Sorry about that.

[–]AppleBlossom63 -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW for people at work/school.

[–]Von_Dredd[!] 0 points1 point ago

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NSFWFPAWS: Not Safe For Work For People At Work/School?

[–]FlyingPasta 4 points5 points ago

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That just sounds like dog porn.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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The correct term is "canine felon" in this case

[–]afkobaya 12 points13 points ago

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Да, това е куче

[–]ipeev 2 points3 points ago

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И то улична превъзходна порода.

[–]Flaky99 -1 points0 points ago

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български редитори! :О

[–]ChalgakillerBG 1 point2 points ago

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Позна.

[–]ImNotM4Dbr0 0 points1 point ago

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Редит мъст кноу!.Оуейт,нвм. А наздраве.

[–]drfrancky 0 points1 point ago

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Куче, куче, колко па да е куче ?

[–]Elidor 2 points3 points ago

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Hello dog, this is car.

[–]fancyfire 2 points3 points ago

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Proud to be Bulgarian

[–]Nebulaoblivion 6 points7 points ago

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I knew a dog that would bite the wheels of moving cars for fun.

[–]Inteli_Gent 18 points19 points ago

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How could you possibly know he was doing it for fun?

[–]Nebulaoblivion 15 points16 points ago

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His attitude, he always seemed super happy about it.

[–]Inteli_Gent 14 points15 points ago

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Oh... I guess that makes sense.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Following that logic, my dog does everything for fun.

[–]Nebulaoblivion -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah dogs are really just happy awesome creatures if you ask me.

[–]tau-lepton 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard some blue heelers have been known to puncture tires.

[–]sosuhme 1 point2 points ago

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I knew a dog. I don't anymore.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

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He was a neighborhood dog, didn't technically have an owner I hear. I moved away from that town though so he and I don't hang anymore.

[–]sosuhme 1 point2 points ago

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No, I wasn't correcting you. I knew a dog who chased cars. I don't anymore.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I just figured because of the italics that you were criticizing me.

In my experience Italics are highly judgmental.

[–]sosuhme 1 point2 points ago

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My mistake. I was just trying emphasize the dog is no longer.

[–]woogs 1 point2 points ago

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that's what I inferred. Playing with moving tires is a dangerous hobby.

[–]bulletbait 6 points7 points ago

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A++++++++++ would view again.!!!

[–]bandersnatchpop -1 points0 points ago

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brb

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My friend grew up in Bulgaria and she used to tell me stories about the scary stray dogs...

[–]IBtheGreat1 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised the last word in the title wasn't "Bitches"

[–]deathmetalbanjo 0 points1 point ago

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Traffic's a bitch in Bulgaria

[–]Thatguy51 0 points1 point ago

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They are much more bad ass in the actual video, where they continue to rip the entire front bumper off.

[–]jorpa 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for adding text. Made this much funnier, as text always does. Thanks. Thank you.

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

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Once I parked to go to a gas station and I see a couple of dogs walking by, long story short when I walked out my car was sitting on bricks.

[–]hehehahaoohoohoo 0 points1 point ago

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They smell the bacon

[–]unicorn787 0 points1 point ago

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when I got off the plane in Varna there were literally packs of feral dogs running around the place. I am in no way surprised at what I'm seeing here.

I might also mention that I have never seen more beautiful women than I did in Varna. The Bulgarian women are very well put together.

[–]EricFartman 0 points1 point ago

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why the the hell drive forward,

[–]drerika 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOU I'M A DOG

I swear my dog reads reddit.

[–]mocotazo -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]TipsTheJust[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I would like to personally thank you for thanking me for buying your book!

[–]wonderbread2121 -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently Bulgarians are attaching their license plates with...elmer glue?

[–]_Jennn -1 points0 points ago

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!Lol

[–]slartibart2fast -2 points-1 points ago

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awesome!

[–]riddit1 -3 points-2 points ago*

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if you are stupid enough not to know this is staged, that's your problem really.

[–]summerteeth 0 points1 point ago

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Really? How do you stage this? Bacon?