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[–]dan420 6 points7 points ago

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She reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. I'm just going to let myself keep believing this.

[–]paranoidbeemer 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting and other flagrant karma-whoring is generally tolerated on cake days, but if I see this chick get rammed one more time, I'm going to lose it.

I should rephrase...

[–]cloud9nine 1 point2 points ago

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I hope my upvote makes you feel as good as you do when you're Q-Tipping

[–]MattM88[S] 4 points5 points ago*

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Oh jeeze, you're good EDIT: Yea realized it was just from my comment history... My thought process boggles me sometimes..

[–]motu147 0 points1 point ago

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On your non-cake days you get hit by a sheep...?

[–]raisin_bran_in 0 points1 point ago

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Let me help ewe out. Have an upvote

[–]cupboardunderthesink -1 points0 points ago

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why do you care about karma?

[–]crimson1490 0 points1 point ago

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How else is he supposed to afford food from the karma store

[–]jonivaio -1 points0 points ago

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I've never bothered to understand the meaning of "cake day" before, although I've seen it mentioned all the time on Reddit.

I now have this "cake" icon next to my Reddit name, since yesterday. Does this relate to "cake day"?

Someone care to explain?

[–]unclecarb 4 points5 points ago

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Damn it man, you've been a "Redditor since: 2011-03-09 (1 year)". Hence, cake.

You also have 69 Link Karma - Never Post Another Link Ever Again.

Happy Cake Day.

[–]jonivaio 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, the sex thing. Thanks, bro!

That's the "badge" I'm fully aware of.

[–]Sabotage101 0 points1 point ago

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The cake icon shows up on the anniversary of creating a reddit account.

[–]MattM88[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I missed my first one, you're now better prepared for when your next 'cake day' arrives

[–]jonivaio 1 point2 points ago

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I don't have any sentimental feelings about this "internet symbol" what so ever.

Why everyone here on Reddit seems to prise it as something special and memorable?

That's what really confuses me.

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[–]jonivaio 2 points3 points ago

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Like what? I'm just curious. I want to understand. What it is for you.

I don't want to argue, but to clarify my though I'll just say that few years ago I registered my first Gmail account, to have myself an email. So now I assume I'm supposed to know when is my next "cake day" in calendar for Gmail annyversary? :D

[–]GurnTrain -2 points-1 points ago

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Today will be no different from me... DOWNVOTE!

[–]Rinzler9 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]drstock -4 points-3 points ago

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Have you tried posting original content?