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[–]dancing_yellowflame 74 points75 points ago

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Poor Pluto doesn't get invites anymore :(

[–]Benmonkey7 13 points14 points ago

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If you invite Pluto then you also have to invite Ceres, Eris, and the other dwarf planets! That's too many guests.

[–]stringdom 4 points5 points ago

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The more the merrier!, have you ever go to a party with only 8 people? Boring!! what's up with all of these bullies?, they didn't even invite the moons.

[–]boofie 22 points23 points ago

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Made me sad :(

[–]theleanmc 1 point2 points ago

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Forever a dwarf planet...

[–]supermahn09 28 points29 points ago

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fuck you, when I was your age pluto was a planet..

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 13 points14 points ago

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I don't care what any scientist says, Pluto will always be a planet to me. :'(

[–]le_trout 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NerdTronJJ 1 point2 points ago

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F yeah!

[–]NoSandwichOnlyZuul 9 points10 points ago

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Pluto, nooo!

[–]Dlaudi 4 points5 points ago

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I will allways upvote a good pun

[–]daman123x 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. The guy in charge of organizing said space party is Captain Planet.

[–]CanadianToker 5 points6 points ago

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Poor Pluto...

[–]mosher89 1 point2 points ago

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Greatest pun ever.

[–]mwproductions 1 point2 points ago

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Is there somewhere I can subscribe to these? They're wonderful.

[–]q00u 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SUSPICIOUS_WHITE_VAN 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that this isn't to scale is making me angry... I really need a sense of humor.

[–]thisisG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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If anyone has a really good pun ill ask her to draw it.

[–]Rarararaaayka 1 point2 points ago

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I STILL LOVE YOU PLUTO!

[–]Ace1999 1 point2 points ago

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Q: What did the little square root say when he grew up?

A: GEOMETRY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[–]onemoreclick 4 points5 points ago

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Was that a joke?

[–]c8spM13l49w12 0 points1 point ago

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TBH that was so bad it's good. Do you have any others you would like to share?

[–]Love_is_colorblind 0 points1 point ago

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Keep these up, they're great!

[–]c-pod 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this joke on a Bad Joke Eel meme

[–]flashinfected 0 points1 point ago

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[–]EBG 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Keskasidvar 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Pluto sad? You can't have a party without a dwarf toss!

[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

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Never have I ever thought planets could be cute.

[–]schmohawk01 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have a link for the artists' site?

[–]thisisG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cypherreddit 0 points1 point ago

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My first act as your galactic emperor will be putting pluto in a proper orbit with some decent mass. My second act will be funyuns for everyone (they're gluten-free!)

[–]sapincher 0 points1 point ago

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hey, gluten is awesome. i buy bob's red mill gluten just to add it to foods that don't normally have gluten, like apples

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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forever a pluto

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Pluto...

[–]crocodilesareforwimp 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone actually know what Bison and Investigator is?

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point ago

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If Pluto can't go then the sun can go fuck it's self, it's never been a planet.

[–]AuthorAlex 5 points6 points ago

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That's Jupiter, not the Sun. It even has the Great Red Spot.

[–]timasorus 0 points1 point ago

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Well I am a fool.

[–]Grug16 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck Pluto and his extra elliptical orbit. Neptune's glad to not have that little creep messing up the planet order any more.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

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THANKS OP!

NOW EVERYBODY ON THE BUS THINKS I'M RETARDED BECAUSE OF MY RETARDED SOUNDING LAUGHTER.

[–]thisisG[S] 2 points3 points ago

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any time ; )

[–]perazini 0 points1 point ago

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who make this comics?

[–]thisisG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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its a friend of mine who does this type of thing in her spare time

[–]perazini 0 points1 point ago

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tell him to keep doing those... do it. DO IT. DO IT.

[–]Never_gets_any_joke -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]dlq84 4 points5 points ago

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Then there is still hope for you, get off reddit before it's too late.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not sure if you read the username, or are still legitimately concerned for the sake of this man.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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See now usually I enjoy puns, but this certain one made me yearn to throw my mouse at the screen. I don't know why!

[–]holyerthanthou -1 points0 points ago

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This pun was astronomical.

[–]DTC1189 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]DumbleDear -1 points0 points ago

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No Pluto no upvote

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

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Lower right

[–]DumbleDear 0 points1 point ago

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Poor thing! It's so sad

[–]DrShenandrew -1 points0 points ago

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