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So i found an escaped convict on street view... (imgur.com)

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[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 427 points428 points ago

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Enhance

Yeah hes wearing work gloves and a beanie hat, i dont think they have those in jail.

He works for the Community Work Program in Johannesburg, South Africa. "CWP" logo on back of shirt, zoom out from the map and you see its just west of Jo'burg SA. Quick google for CWP Johannesburg and boom. Case closed. Redditectives, HO!

[–]hyyep 153 points154 points ago

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well done shitfuckcuntarsewank =).

[–]bobbybusche 74 points75 points ago

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Say that ten times fast. She'd fuck a tireswing.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]vgarrett 21 points22 points ago

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reddit doesn't seem to love you back.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points8 points ago

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*were

[–]CapgrasDelusion 7 points8 points ago*

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Touching isn't the same thing as love. My uncle taught me that.

EDIT: Deleted? Such a cowardly act! At least hyyep is going down with the ship. In fact, he should be hired to give lessons to Italian cruise ship captains.

[–]hyyep -1 points0 points ago

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That's just reddit tough love, and all the more reason to love it back!

[–]FBoaz 0 points1 point ago

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Hm sounds like rape.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]blueiiiis 9 points10 points ago

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Awww that took the fun right out of it. I bet he snatches candy from babies too.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 4 points5 points ago

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Here; just to further ruin the illusion, its not even a ex-con rehabilitation program, its more like a low-pay back-to-work scheme, to provide work experience, while doing work of service to to local community. More

[–]blueiiiis -1 points0 points ago

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Damn, I mean darn, no I mean damn.

[–]used_bathwater 13 points14 points ago

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shitfuckcuntarsewank aaawwwwaaaaayyyyyy!

[–]ftdixinmate 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah hes wearing work gloves and a beanie hat, i dont think they have those in jail.

Work gloves they hand out to inmates who work in the appropriate areas that require them, such as landscaping.

They also issue you beanie hats in the feds when it's colder, although they're bright orange. Though if you don't like orange, grey ones can made out of scarves that are sold in the commissary. The scarf is just a long knit wool "tube", cut it into hat-sized sections, sew one end shut, boom you've got a grey beanie hat!

They also sell rasta caps in the commissary, although a little bit less decorative than that one. Scarf-beanie is the way to go, though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for restoring the fun.

[–]lubak 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try escaped convict.

[–]1Overdrive 11 points12 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/USJez.gif

[–]SteveOtts 5 points6 points ago

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Tagged as Redditective, nice work shitfuckcuntarsewank!

[–]KitchitiKipi 1 point2 points ago

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relevant.

[–]joshbike 0 points1 point ago

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wtf?

[–]sashimilater 0 points1 point ago

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Hm. I was about to say that is was George Bluth, Sr. NEVERMIND.

[–]CosmicDoob -1 points0 points ago

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Impressive my friend.

[–]Captainpatch -1 points0 points ago

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And the internet is a better place thanks to... Shit...Fuck...Cunt...Arse...Wank? You are a credit to the internet good sir.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah hes wearing work gloves and a beanie hat, i dont think they have those in jail.

This is wrong.

[–]whitchan -2 points-1 points ago

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And all the upboats go to you.

[–]incutt 16 points17 points ago

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I'd be terrified if I escaped from prison then a car with a gigantic camera on top came roaring down the road.

[–]centerbleep 3 points4 points ago

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I AM be terrified by those ads! FOR FUCKS SAKE can't you get some adblock or something?

[–]dinolexi 68 points69 points ago

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Pop-pop?

[–]odei 29 points30 points ago

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The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

[–]NathanArizona 9 points10 points ago

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maeby

[–]cynognathus 0 points1 point ago

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Babysit me!

[–]brianst0rming 9 points10 points ago

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Magnitude?

[–]squigglecakes 6 points7 points ago

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POP POP!

[–]figboot11 3 points4 points ago

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He's waiting for someone to drive by in a stair-car.

[–]wdeezy 3 points4 points ago

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Gotta watch out for hop ons

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you're gonna have some hop ons.

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

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You'll get some hop-ons.

[–]iamapizza 10 points11 points ago*

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This is the (smoother) Street View. Your image is today's featured Mapcrunch screenshot.

He looks like a municipal worker to me, though.

[–]bananahead 1 point2 points ago

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At least around me, people doing court ordered community service have to wear obnoxious high-visibility clothing.

[–]Egonor 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if Google has automatic facial recognition blurring algorithms or the driver has a little clicker that saves the timestamp whenever someone is nearby and someone has to go through the millions of photos later.

[–]monkd 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually a clicker. Back at Google Base One, they have an army of children that use Android tablets to manually smudge out faces.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 0 points1 point ago

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And they are paid per smudge. They can perform 60000 smudges per day at 0.05 cents per smudge pulling 16 hour shifts...

[–]CoolButRude 4 points5 points ago

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You realize that's like $187.50 an hour?

[–]roburrito 1 point2 points ago

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0.05 cents = $0.0005 which means they are earning approximately $30/day or slightly under $1.87/hour. Which isn't terrible depending upon what part of the world you are in.

[–]abaitor 1 point2 points ago

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That's $3000 a day from photo smudging, where the fuck do I sign?

[–]thebeststine 2 points3 points ago*

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Good luck making that cash. That comes out to 62.5 smudges you'd have to average per minute. so roughly one per second.

[–]rkg-pua -2 points-1 points ago

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redditor attempts to post witty reply, doesnt understand basic math.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 1 point2 points ago

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redditor with top comment envy revels in bitchy snarking, doesn't check first the math is in actual fact wrong, logical face-plant crowd goes wild

[–]DanAbnormal 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty sure they have a facial recognition thing. KFC's logo is sometimes blurred.

[–]nimanimal 1 point2 points ago

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upvote for fried chicken

[–]Kratzyyy 0 points1 point ago

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There was an AMA from a streetview driver and he said he has a clicker and when he sends everything back to Google HQ there's people who analyze what he clicked and smudge it out.

Dunno if that's for faces, or more intricate things.

[–]scoutisimba 12 points13 points ago

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since when has streetview had adverts?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Screenshot isn't from google streetview, its from a website called "mapcrunch" which uses google streetview but is organized like omegle or chat roulette in that you click to be transported to the next random location on streetview.

[–]Darth_Monkey 2 points3 points ago

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Everyone seems to be running from something in South Africa. This is just down the street.

[–]Jewishjay 4 points5 points ago

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"I know a place in the red light district where we can lay low, but my hands are messed up, so you better drive."

[–]Tatump 8 points9 points ago

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Racist

[–]plugginbutts 1 point2 points ago

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Saw one myself one time. He was walking along the interstate at 3 am, still cuffed.

[–]maybe-me 1 point2 points ago

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Were you trying to find the airport?

[–]ceskycesk 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still going to pretend so I can laugh some more

[–]eightofspades 1 point2 points ago

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up'n R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

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I fought the law, and the, Google Street View won

[–]mateogg 0 points1 point ago

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great song.

[–]dorcasmilner 1 point2 points ago

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How in the world do you find these things? Do people really just sit around and look for awkward sights on Street View or are these just really crazy happenstances?

[–]uzusan 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like a normal worker to me, he is at a house further up the street: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=-26.410145,27.3748&spn=0.003969,0.008256&t=h&layer=c&cbll=-26.410052,27.374797&panoid=XSxvinlG0idtDKCv3xYiiA&cbp=12,160.6,,0,11.28&z=18

[–]sof_1062 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't find anything.. It is the feature on mapcrunch.. Why not say that?

[–]tanjeer 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else try and close that ad?

[–]snakeob69 0 points1 point ago

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It could be a sanitation worker out for a jog.

[–]larrykins 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like a zombie.

[–]Doctor_Banjo 0 points1 point ago

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clearly this is the new season of Delocated

[–]jklre 0 points1 point ago

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Did you catch him?

[–]redhawkxx 0 points1 point ago

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Oh suuuure. The black guy in the orange jump suit MUST be a convict.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

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He appreciates google blurring

[–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

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Freeze! Call the police, I got this!

[–]HawaiianDry 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, LogMeIn salesperson.

[–]nczuma 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet warm-ups.

[–]scooperupper 0 points1 point ago

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No you didn't. Someone on MapCrunch did, and you saw it in the featured gallery.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell do people still have ads in their web browsers?

[–]TheVacillate 2 points3 points ago

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Not everyone wants to cut off that source of revenue for web pages they frequent.

[–]somethingsomethingso 0 points1 point ago

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You mean I shouldn't go jogging in my orange clothes near the prison?

[–]whatshisnuts -1 points0 points ago

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My first thought was, "Wow, they let the google camera car into Gitmo?"

[–]og_sandiego -1 points0 points ago

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no you didn't. CWP is from S. Africa, not a convict

[–]fe3o4 -1 points0 points ago

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Are you sure that isn't a UT grad?

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[–]fe3o4 0 points1 point ago

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in Tenn, they dress like that cause it football on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, garbage pickup on Monday, and back to prison on Tuesday.

[–]redkulat -2 points-1 points ago

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If i ever had to drive a Google Street-View car in South Africa, I would hop it was bullet proof.

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