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One of those things that I thought was a plant is now eating the biggest fish in my office tank... (imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by neelshiv
[–]diabeticsupernova 148 points149 points150 points 7 months ago
hard to tell from the pic provided but it appears to be a carpet anemone or mushroom coral. they can both be very aggressive. I don't know how knowledgeable you are of what you specifically have in your aquarium, but a quick touch of it should help you identify it as a normal soft coral or otherwise. anemone and some mushroom coral have stinging cells and should stick to your hand and not let go easily.( no it won't hurt) some types of mushroom coral such as the giant cup mushroom also feed on fish.
http://www.liveaquaria.com/product/prod_display.cfm?c=597+598+660&pcatid=660
[–]Haploid_Cell 337 points338 points339 points 7 months ago
You want this guy to stick his finger on/around a seemingly inanimate object that is currently eating another animal?
[–]arbitraryletters 220 points221 points222 points 7 months ago
I see nothing that can go wrong with this.
[–]DJ_ZG 118 points119 points120 points 7 months ago
Hold my beer and watch this.
[–]SharkMolester 63 points64 points65 points 7 months ago
Seems legit.
[–]overklok 124 points125 points126 points 7 months ago
This is a Haddoni Carpet Anemone, they are very aggresive and are known fish killers. I have two, a green and a blue one, but they are housed in a separate aquarium with only clownfish. The one in the posted picture is Red Haddoni Carpet Anemome eating a Unicorn Tang.
[–]mode6 16 points17 points18 points 7 months ago
... Unicorn Tang
Giggity
[–]Sevidicalone 868 points869 points870 points 7 months ago
First day in the tank take out the biggest fish... prison mentality.
[–]Machinax 355 points356 points357 points 7 months ago
Tank Break, the new series on Fox.
[–][deleted] 102 points103 points104 points 7 months ago
Tank Wars. the brand new series on A&E
[–]Rhenjamin 122 points123 points124 points 7 months ago
Prawn Stars. Only on the history channel.
[–]kevinkm77 11 points12 points13 points 7 months ago
I have a buddy who's an expert in coral...FIVE DOLLARS, FINAL OFFER.
[–]calaca 697 points698 points699 points 7 months ago
KILL IT WITH AIR!
[–]kavorka2 861 points862 points863 points 7 months ago
I am having this exact same problem with a plant I put in the florist shop I work at.
[–]singlehopper 310 points311 points312 points 7 months ago*
Huh. There wasn't a total eclipse of the sun recently, was there?
Da-doo.
[–]ninjak 141 points142 points143 points 7 months ago
Doo... da-doo... Audrey II...
DADADADADADA-DOO
[–]Measure76 27 points28 points29 points 7 months ago
What do you want from me, blood?
[–]carouselunicorn 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
Just a few drops, if that'll appease.
[–]sciencechick 75 points76 points77 points 7 months ago
Did he buy it from a Chinese florist?
[–]TheeFlipper 54 points55 points56 points 7 months ago
For $1.95
[–]StayHufflepuft 48 points49 points50 points 7 months ago
Was he just about to walk on by?
[–]adamnyc 75 points76 points77 points 7 months ago
The horror. Get that plant out of your nice, little shop.
[–]DefinitelyNotAGirl 103 points104 points105 points 7 months ago
...must...upvote...all...Little Shop of Horrors...references....
[–]Jizzmaster_zero 201 points202 points203 points 7 months ago
it's eating the largest fish in the florist shop?
[–]StanleyMk2 400 points401 points402 points 7 months ago
Its eating people.
Feeeeed me, Seymour!
[–]RE1Do 91 points92 points93 points 7 months ago
Be a dentist!
[–]rowsdowr 71 points72 points73 points 7 months ago
You'll be a success!
[–]clegg 1560 points1561 points1562 points 7 months ago*
most lps corals have mouths. They'll eat anything that fits in there. You should remove that fish from there though, the coral won't be able to suck it all up.
Also, that fish must have died prior to being eaten by the coral.
*edit so as pointed out it looks like a maxi mini anemone . Regardless, still not a good idea to keep it in there.
*edit2: Since we're on the subject here's a pic of my bubble coral munching on shrimp
bubble coral open mouth: http://i.imgur.com/P0sPO.jpg closed: http://i.imgur.com/ucj6s.jpg
[–]neelshiv[S] 687 points688 points689 points 7 months ago
Thanks for the advice. I did not see the fish die, but I did assume that it had died prior to being sucked on. I did not want to believe that the coral could actively pursue a moving fish.
Regarding moving the fish: I'm not sure that I have the jurisdiction to do that in my office. I'm certain that the office admin will call the fish person, though, and he will hopefully make that recommendation.
[–]jsvscot86 850 points851 points852 points 7 months ago
The fish person? Sounds like a glamorous job..
[–]neelshiv[S] 542 points543 points544 points 7 months ago*
I had friends in highschool that were into marine biology, and they have told me that it is a nice gig. They get paid large sums of money to come maintain the tank (basically clean up dead fish and replace them with new ones). Their markup is ridiculous. I'm sure most of it goes back to whatever service/store they work for.
Even if their pay is not great, it would be cool to taxi fish around the city for rich people and office buildings.
edit: so people can see it, here is a followup pic with a shrimp in the mix http://imgur.com/VfKPc
[–][deleted] 7 months ago
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[–]i_drink_vino 165 points166 points167 points 7 months ago
"Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place..."
[–][deleted] 324 points325 points326 points 7 months ago
P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
[–]Reaper_Harbinger 342 points343 points344 points 7 months ago
, EARTH, SOL SYSTEM, CHARON RELAY. WE KNOW THE WAY, HUMAN.
[–]Craigellachie 175 points176 points177 points 7 months ago
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite novelty account on the citadel.
[–]Dirqala 39 points40 points41 points 7 months ago
awesome
[–]rocketman0739 82 points83 points84 points 7 months ago
Redditor for 9 months and 11 days
slow clap
[–]jessrey 139 points140 points141 points 7 months ago
Don't fap on the glass, they don't like that.
[–]Willnot 67 points68 points69 points 7 months ago
Yes they do. Have you never done it in a lake? Fish gobble jizz like it's their job, and they're being paid in crack.
[–]sebascrub 71 points72 points73 points 7 months ago
I know what I'm doing next time I'm at a lake
[–]autocorrector 468 points469 points470 points 7 months ago
"Excuse me sir, I'm with the fish."
[–]ThatsRidiculous 378 points379 points380 points 7 months ago
"step aside, official fish business"
[–]Nickeless 501 points502 points503 points 7 months ago
offishal business
[–]guilty_bystander 154 points155 points156 points 7 months ago
A fish shell business
[–]eshinn 70 points71 points72 points 7 months ago
I've always liked how Reddit tells us to take the outta control tangents elsewhere.
"continue this thread -->"
[–]iaman00b 107 points108 points109 points 7 months ago
A shellfish business.
[–]never_sleep 200 points201 points202 points 7 months ago
Offishal business?
[–]WishboneTheDog 72 points73 points74 points 7 months ago
Too close to call, so upvotes for both of you.
[–]OCDTrigger 34 points35 points36 points 7 months ago
Not too close to call, Nickeless won by 8 seconds. Thanks Reddit Enhancement Suite
[–]RustedWheel 28 points29 points30 points 7 months ago*
You can see this without RES. Just hover over x minutes ago.
Edit: At least in Chrome and Firefox.
[–]scattacus 66 points67 points68 points 7 months ago
Offishoal business.
[–]billin 114 points115 points116 points 7 months ago
"He sleeps with the fishes."
"You mean he's dead?"
"No. You see, some people have an unnatural attraction to-"
"UGHHHH"
[–]superbadsoul 27 points28 points29 points 7 months ago
Yeah, he likes fishsticks.
[–]RonPolyp 95 points96 points97 points 7 months ago
I'm picturing a fish in a top hat & monocle with a martini glass in the back of a limousine. Mm, yes. Quite.
[–]Halsfield 118 points119 points120 points 7 months ago
I worked as an aquatic/reptile specialist at a few pet stores (some large chains and some small private stores) and I've been offered ~$75/hr to clean marine tanks in homes and offices. Of course it probably wouldn't take more than a few hours to clean/replenish the tank unless they were really gargantuan, but its still nice pay and if I took the jobs all the money would go to me.
[–]daninmontreal 68 points69 points70 points 7 months ago
in your opinion, how hard would it be to get a job like that with no prior experience in the field?
[–]IMongoose 114 points115 points116 points 7 months ago*
Salt water fish tanks are very expensive to make and maintain. Some of those fish/corals are worth hundreds of dollars and are very easy to kill, and then kill everything else. Here's an example: Anemones are Cnidarians (like jellyfish) which means they produce a toxin. Sometimes when anemones get stressed/die they just decide that if they are goin down, everyone else is too and just dump all of their toxins into the water, killing the entire tank.
So to answer your question, it would take a while to learn how to not kill everything (couple months maybe) and then much much longer to convince people that you won't destroy their 5 grand fish tank.
[–]Willnot 156 points157 points158 points 7 months ago
TIL anemones are dicks.
[–]Psyladine 160 points161 points162 points 7 months ago
Spineless little shits.
[–]OpinioNadir 74 points75 points76 points 7 months ago
It's funny because they're invertebrates.
[–]freakscene 15 points16 points17 points 7 months ago
I believe this happens with crabs too. Source: watching too much Deadliest Catch.
[–]DolceSpezia 82 points83 points84 points 7 months ago
You're like me. You saw ~$75/hr and thought "I'M IN!"
[–]science87 62 points63 points64 points 7 months ago
Ill do it for free if I can take the dead fish home with me.
[–]LovesMustard 69 points70 points71 points 7 months ago
--signed, LPS Coral, Esq.
[–]robotinator 37 points38 points39 points 7 months ago
You sick fuck.
(username). Ah, never mind, you're legit.
[–]Halsfield 89 points90 points91 points 7 months ago
The $75/hr job or the aquatic/reptile specialist job? The latter is very easy as that is exactly what I did. Knew nothing going in except that it sounded fun and learned an enormous amount of info over the first few months/years. Probably easier to start out at some crappy retail pet store (petco/petsmart/etc) b/c they don't care and they'll give you the beginner info in training.
The $75/hr job offers started coming when I worked in a store with lots of high quality salt water fish/animals b/c those are the guys willing to drop many hundreds of dollars and their own time to set up a tank and many have more money to throw at someone else to clean/maintain it. The best job I ever got that way was setting up a blood parrot freshwater tank in a really nice brand new asian restaurant that also served sushi. Getting paid in sushi was amazing and I still get free food and discounts everytime I go in.
I think the $75 number came up b/c that was just below what one of the local professional services charged. May be different in your area though.
[–]soralan 70 points71 points72 points 7 months ago
Something quite wrong but funny about getting paid in dead fish.
[–]ahirebet 69 points70 points71 points 7 months ago
I bet I could clean 100 fish tanks.
[–]TheFluxCapacitor 53 points54 points55 points 7 months ago
Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to clean a hundred fish tanks.
[–]gleenglass 80 points81 points82 points 7 months ago
I bet I could throw a fish tank over that mountain.
[–]Niccalo 45 points46 points47 points 7 months ago
I bet my fish tank could beat up your fish tank.
[–]mortaine 37 points38 points39 points 7 months ago
I rescued/adopted a couple of fish from the department of fish and game a few years back. They had been seized in a customs thing, and were being rehomed. They could not be sold, and I could not transfer ownership. After they died, I was legally obligated to put them in plastic baggies and mail their bodies, with paperwork, back to the government.
I imagine that opening the mail there is the job of a biology grad student/intern.
tl;dr: It's not all glamorous fish taxiing, people.
[–]elath_ex_machina 42 points43 points44 points 7 months ago
I was a fish guy in college. The pay was good, but it really sucked when a rich guy would try to dictate the schedule of the tank by what funds he had, and wouldn't take "those fish won't be able to live yet" for an answer. I ended up walking away from money just because of the shut-up-and-take-my-money attitudes.
[–]KittenRaffle 46 points47 points48 points 7 months ago
You'd think that, but I'm not sure the job is all that it's cracked up to be. When you end up having to become a male escort specializing in "dates" that no one else will accept because of their physical deformities or unfortunate mental health situations, you'll be singing a different tune.
[–]maltwyrm 66 points67 points68 points 7 months ago
Does this "fish person" have the Innsmouth look?
[–]kittydavis 42 points43 points44 points 7 months ago
The guy we buy fish from makes 50.00$ an hour to do it. A lot of doctors, lawyers, and other people with money don't actually want to clean/maintain their tanks, they just want pretty coral to look it.
[–]mmc31 54 points55 points56 points 7 months ago
Deuce Bigalow?
[–]artemisgoldfish 26 points27 points28 points 7 months ago
Abe Vigoda?
[–]heywhateverguy 19 points20 points21 points 7 months ago
It was Luca Brasi that slept with the fishes.
[–]RipTatermen 15 points16 points17 points 7 months ago
And Troy McClure
[–]Coffeedemon 17 points18 points19 points 7 months ago
Possibly a rented display. Sometimes an office will rent from an aquarium services store. They stock the tank, do all the setup and maintenance. Safer than letting the office staff take care of fish that possibly have very complex care requirements (if there is live coral it isn't a beginner tank).
[–]Sanity_prevails 47 points48 points49 points 7 months ago
Write a memo! Climb that ladder!
[–]ThatOtherGirl 95 points96 points97 points 7 months ago
Since it's a salt water tank, that dead fish needs to come out pronto so it doesn't crash the tank. I wouldn't stick my arm in there though- the person who owns/maintains it would probably freak out. Notify them right away though- salt water maintenance/care can be wicked expensive.
[–]neelshiv[S] 31 points32 points33 points 7 months ago
Cool, I'll definitely tell the admins of my office to get in touch with him.
[–]itsme_timd 14 points15 points16 points 7 months ago
I want to believe. That would be awesome.
[–]UNITBlackArchive 11 points12 points13 points 7 months ago
better form a tiger team to hold a post mortem to come up with an action plan and/or fish continuity plan.
[–]thrashzilla 24 points25 points26 points 7 months ago
the rotting fish corpse will foul the water if you leave it in there and possibly kill everything else - especially the coral(s?).
[–]staplesgowhere 2388 points2389 points2390 points 7 months ago
I enhanced the photo to better illustrate this
[–]neelshiv[S] 437 points438 points439 points 7 months ago
Hey man, I'm totally piggybacking off of your post to post this follow up picture. A shrimp is now getting into the mix.
http://imgur.com/VfKPc
[–]yavadan 117 points118 points119 points 7 months ago
Photographers all over will be crying right now cause the shrimp has red eye.
[–]XaulXan 85 points86 points87 points 7 months ago
You should get that fish out of there though. It's not good for the tank to have dead bodies just kicking around producing ammonia
[–]Kage2021 81 points82 points83 points 7 months ago
Tis but a flesh wound!
[–]invincibubble 128 points129 points130 points 7 months ago
See, now you're just getting our hopes up that with every update another creature will be getting involved.
I know who wants to be next!
[–]the_racist_guy 1611 points1612 points1613 points 7 months ago
Oh look, it's another brown coral committing murder.
[–]mtbaird5687 1084 points1085 points1086 points 7 months ago*
Coral 2012
Spread the word
Now with picture: http://i.imgur.com/Y2k9g.jpg
[–]baileyburritt 1309 points1310 points1311 points 7 months ago
That's racist.
[–]Limitedcomments 1540 points1541 points1542 points 7 months ago
African American coral.
[–]thelovepirate 1434 points1435 points1436 points 7 months ago
This thread is getting racist. I'm going to call the NAACP.
The National Association for the Advancement of Coral and Plankton.
[–]aveilleux 142 points143 points144 points 7 months ago
Worst, or worstest?
[–]rospaya 240 points241 points242 points 7 months ago
The AT&T of people.
[–]mathisntfun 135 points136 points137 points 7 months ago
you are the pizza burn on the roof of the worlds mouth
[–]word_nerd_mcgoo 49 points50 points51 points 7 months ago
You are the opposite of Batman.
[–]empw 741 points742 points743 points 7 months ago
sigh
upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote, upvote.
[–]Ellimis 366 points367 points368 points 7 months ago
Not sure if it's a RES or stock feature, but you can click the top post, then alternate hitting A and J on the keyboard to upvote all the comments in a portion of a thread.
Edit: Alternately, Z instead of A would downvote
[–]karlgnarx 231 points232 points233 points 7 months ago
Whoh, I had no idea... I just went and had myself an A/J gasm. Brb, off to nap.
[–]phoncible 213 points214 points215 points 7 months ago
It's RES's keyboard navigation that allows for that I believe.
[–]garbage_juicer 168 points169 points170 points 7 months ago
You just tripled my upvote-tivity.
[–]Earl_Dabs 209 points210 points211 points 7 months ago
i just upvoted everyone on the entire page doing that...
[–]creepypaste 32 points33 points34 points 7 months ago
Wow, great, now upvote inflation is gonna go through the roof. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA
[–]thehoof 387 points388 points389 points 7 months ago
To action!
[–]wuzizname 14 points15 points16 points 7 months ago
Awww fuck yeah!!
[–]nomanoid 72 points73 points74 points 7 months ago
UPBOATS for all!
[–]RAG1NGLUNAT1C 7 points8 points9 points 7 months ago
Thank you brave hero! My arm was getting tired before you came along.
[–][deleted] 237 points238 points239 points 7 months ago
Aye...
[–]Fuzzy_Pickles 12 points13 points14 points 7 months ago
FTFY
[–]Schele_Sjakie 299 points300 points301 points 7 months ago
Upvotes for everyone!
[–]UpvoteToUpvoters 212 points213 points214 points 7 months ago
My time is here!
[–]Razer1103 168 points169 points170 points 7 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/UbrVi.gif
[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 61 points62 points63 points 7 months ago
Yes captain!
[–]DontTagMe 152 points153 points154 points 7 months ago
Let me first say that I am not racist at all. ... I'm not racist but fuck African American coral.
[–]achievable_chode44 263 points264 points265 points 7 months ago
Not all African Coral is African-American you know..
[–]General_Hide 156 points157 points158 points 7 months ago
CORAL 2012!!!
[–]JoshSN 45 points46 points47 points 7 months ago
This is bullshit. The guys who this charity are sending in to catch CORAL are just as bad, and eat even more fish.
Srsly, though, the UPDF are some of the worst motherfuckers on Earth.
[–][deleted] 190 points191 points192 points 7 months ago
f*in Niccorals, up to no good
[–]itsav8mate 100 points101 points102 points 7 months ago
Niccorals stole my trilobyte.
[–]Balls_In_A_Blender 103 points104 points105 points 7 months ago
They started making trouble in the neighborhood
[–]TheBravetoaster 59 points60 points61 points 7 months ago
the fish got in one little fight and his mom got scared
[–]frenzyboard 86 points87 points88 points 7 months ago
Now's he's moving in with his auntie and uncle to the toilet bowl upstairs?
[–]Schele_Sjakie 147 points148 points149 points 7 months ago
This is not acceptable.
[–]guesto 87 points88 points89 points 7 months ago
That coral looked guilty before I even saw the fish.
[–]RanksUrLawls 152 points153 points154 points 7 months ago
89
[–]biggreywolf 46 points47 points48 points 7 months ago
Dear God man, did he just break his neck?
[–]RanksUrLawls 97 points98 points99 points 7 months ago
Nope, he just broke his dance.
[–]PezXCore 62 points63 points64 points 7 months ago
The best part is the yamacha spinning off his fucking head. Brilliant.
[–]rocketman0739 37 points38 points39 points 7 months ago
*yarmulke
[–]frenzyboard 37 points38 points39 points 7 months ago
[–][deleted] 80 points81 points82 points 7 months ago
The Ciiiiiircle of Life...
[–]LoonieBun 28 points29 points30 points 7 months ago
That's not coral-- it's a blood thirsty Oreo!
[–]General_Hide 122 points123 points124 points 7 months ago
Woah a Reddit Enhancement! Sweet!
[–]RangerSix 25 points26 points27 points 7 months ago
...well played.
[–]figureeight 24 points25 points26 points 7 months ago
Very nicely done. Thank you.
[–]Frankeh 117 points118 points119 points 7 months ago
the coral won't be able to suck it all up.
Not with that attitude it won't.
[–]n0sferatu1 149 points150 points151 points 7 months ago
This is NOT a coral, LPS or otherwise. It's a mini carpet anemone.
[–]anesthesia 26 points27 points28 points 7 months ago
Props for being the only one to get that right.
OP stick your arm in there and get the fish out (wash your arm before doing so). Oh and some fish bite do beware.
[–]4rch 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
However dead fish do not in fact bite.
[–]Tacitus_ 10 points11 points12 points 7 months ago
Unless they're zombies.
[–]lordke1vin 37 points38 points39 points 7 months ago*
not a coral. anemone.
Stichodactyla tapetum
[–]IstickMYpenisINstuff 213 points214 points215 points 7 months ago
Anything that fits in there you say???
[–]dragon0196 40 points41 points42 points 7 months ago
Doesn't look like an LPS (Large polyp stony). It looks like either a giant hairy mushroom (Actinodiscus sp. or rhodactis) or possibly a rock flower anemone (Epicystis crucifer).
My vote is the former.
[–]HugeJackass 30 points31 points32 points 7 months ago
That looks more like a mushroom coral to me (which isn't technically a coral at all).
[–]LipstickandMalice 268 points269 points270 points 7 months ago
Imagine how many other "plants" in your life that you're unsuspicious of...
[–]elegylegacy 129 points130 points131 points 7 months ago
Well those Triffids seem harmless enough.
[–]senlei23 54 points55 points56 points 7 months ago
this actually made me laugh and think of Mark Walhberg in The Happening talking to a house plant...
[–]Da_Bandit 42 points43 points44 points 7 months ago
I like to put googly eyes on all my plants. I got the idea from my cactuses. Winston Churchill once said "The eyes...are the windows, of the face."
P.S. I am aware of the mistakes in both pluralization and punctuation. They were intentional.
[–]AbbyVersus 20 points21 points22 points 7 months ago
If enough ferns lodged themselves down your throat...pshh! You'd choke for sure. It's probably not gonna happen, but what if it did? What do you think your last thought would be? Mine would be: I always knew.
[–]Purpose2 30 points31 points32 points 7 months ago
As someone who just watched The Happening (which was terrible) - this is making me paranoid.
[–]Commcd 33 points34 points35 points 7 months ago
I find if you treat the film as a comedy it's far more enjoyable.
[–]northbayray 193 points194 points195 points 7 months ago
Feed me, Seymour!
[–]gorkhali 26 points27 points28 points 7 months ago
I wouldn't leave my dog or my kids alone in the house with that coral around.
[–]lemurofdoom 49 points50 points51 points 7 months ago*
2 words: TIME LAPSE
[edit: changed from stop motion to time lapse. it's the correct term for what i meant]
[–]Lif3sav3r 41 points42 points43 points 7 months ago
I would remove the fish asap. If not, your tank could suffer an unwelcome ammonia spike and possibly subsequent death.
[–]amp138 116 points117 points118 points 7 months ago
[–]RetardedJedi 38 points39 points40 points 7 months ago
Coral has kidnapped over 30.000 fry
[–]dszordan 43 points44 points45 points 7 months ago
30 fry ain't too bad. It's a good thing you were accurate to 3 decimal points.
[–]ChrisF79 408 points409 points410 points 7 months ago
I was once snorkeling in the Bahamas and a piece of coral ate half of my leg. True story.
[–]L_rock 259 points260 points261 points 7 months ago
I believe it.
[–]Exavion 259 points260 points261 points 7 months ago
Good thing he provided
[PROOF]
[–]lightball2000 369 points370 points371 points 7 months ago
Do you see half of his leg anywhere around here?
[–]brentose 424 points425 points426 points 7 months ago
Checkmate atheists.
[–]Thassodar 77 points78 points79 points 7 months ago
Tide goes in, tide goes out...
[–]contextsdontmatter 42 points43 points44 points 7 months ago
suddenly... CLEAN LAUNDRY
[–]analogkid01 49 points50 points51 points 7 months ago
Oh come on...I mean do we look like the sort of chaps who would creep into a camp at night, steal into someone's tent, anesthetize them, tissue-type them, amputate a leg and run away with it?
[–]compremiobra 31 points32 points33 points 7 months ago
Do you mind explaining to me why are you dressed as a tiger?
[–]Turian_Skeptic 24 points25 points26 points 7 months ago
Not good enough for me.
[–]joemangle 47 points48 points49 points 7 months ago
Didn't I see your story on "When Corals Attack?"
[–]stasibornagain 20 points21 points22 points 7 months ago
Corals now on Terrorist Watch List by the Thought Police.
[–]thelastatomicbomb 18 points19 points20 points 7 months ago
That image makes me feel really uncomfortable for no reason like if I were to ever go into water it would suddenly appear and start sucking me in and I'd be a complete goner. Is that rational?
[–]skatermario3 215 points216 points217 points 7 months ago
He does this every time.
http://i.imgur.com/dZfVb.jpg
[–]Sofa_Queen 31 points32 points33 points 7 months ago
DORY!!!!!!!
[–]buswork 12 points13 points14 points 7 months ago
yet another reminder that the ocean is a nightmare machine crawling with soulless mouth demons
[–]OklahomaHoss 13 points14 points15 points 7 months ago
That's gonna turn disgusting when it gets about mid-torso on that fish.
[–]Heimlick 27 points28 points29 points 7 months ago
Nothing creeps me more then the sea
[–]ATribeCalledBreast 34 points35 points36 points 7 months ago
That isn't a sea anemone. It's a mushroom corallimorph of the rhodactis genus, and is closely related to anemones and true large polyped stony corals. They have an way less powerful sting, but they are believed to release a chemical that works like a narcotic on small or sick fish that come close or rest on the polyp. Once the fish is good and sedated, it will quickly close around it like a purse string and attempt to consume it's prey. The common name this mushroom corals goes by is "green metallic hairy mushroom" coral, or some variation similar to that. A fish of that size could never be taken by this coral, and I would bet it died from water quality issues, then sank to the bottom and rested on the polyp. Remove the dead fish before it starts to foul up the water, then run some tests to figure out the problem.
[–]CollateralHamage 99 points100 points101 points 7 months ago*
"Nemos gone, motherfucker"
[–]youlikemy_babushka 34 points35 points36 points 7 months ago
More like Dory's gone
[–]CollateralHamage 59 points60 points61 points 7 months ago
her too, motherfucker.
[–]jonr 45 points46 points47 points 7 months ago
OM NOM NOM
[–]AndyRooney 214 points215 points216 points 7 months ago
hahaha...its pooping a fish!
/im 12
[–]neelshiv[S] 103 points104 points105 points 7 months ago
It would have been sick if I had a timelapse (that could be reversed). I have been trying to get a 24/7 webcam for the tank, but there are few arguments for why that would help productivity/business.
[–]JonnyBhoy 61 points62 points63 points 7 months ago
you would spend less time on the internet posting about how sick it would be to have a 24/7 webcam for the tank?
[–]neelshiv[S] 155 points156 points157 points 7 months ago
Yes. I'm actually in a meeting with my entire team right now. They think I'm working on something while I talk.
[–]austeregrim 63 points64 points65 points 7 months ago
well played... "I'm just taking notes..." (Continues to type in reddit.)
[–]Catalyst6 28 points29 points30 points 7 months ago
Just take a recording of the fish and coral, play it backwards, and say that for office safety you need a webcam to make sure the fish dispenser doesn't get backed up.
[–]neelshiv[S] 25 points26 points27 points 7 months ago
Now this shrimp is eating coral poop.
[–]likemaugal 18 points19 points20 points 7 months ago
join r/aquariums
[–]bunnyflop 34 points35 points36 points 7 months ago
That's coraltastic. An underwater Little Shop of Horrors.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago
The title of this post reminds me of Dr. Seuss.
One of those things I thought was a plant, Is now eating the biggest fish in my office tank, I did not know that this thing would eat, Or chomp, or chew, or munch or feast Oh how I wish this thing would not eat!
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