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[–]greggvl 101 points102 points ago

My friends and I call this game "Judgmental Guess Who". Questions come up such as, "Would you trust this person to feed your cat?" and "Does your person have trouble with the self-checkout lane?"

It is surprisingly effective providing you don't mind coming face to face with your sundry prejudices.

[–]CovertAI 35 points36 points ago

"Would you tap that ass?"

"Yes."

Not sure friend is gay...

[–]greggvl 6 points7 points ago

Well, then that was a silly question to ask.

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I'd there are some guys even a straight guy could go gay for...

[–]greggvl 0 points1 point ago

Well, as a gay guy myself, I'm very appreciative of said straight guys. I was just pointing out that ambiguity is problematic in what is supposed to be a direct, yes/no question. :P

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

Ah, okay :P

[–]j1x1 6 points7 points ago

This seems like a lot more fun.

[–]MCozens 2 points3 points ago

I'm switching to this version.

[–]skitchbeatz 23 points24 points ago

You can eliminate all gingers by asking "Does this person have a soul?"

[–]ilovegingermen 4 points5 points ago

I would so lose if I played against you.

[–]ericleeparker 0 points1 point ago

you could eliminate all asians by asking " Does this person have a big penis?

[–]Razenghan 2 points3 points ago

"Would this person be able to give a good mustache ride?"

[–]Malgayne 0 points1 point ago

I also played that game.

That is awesome.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 35 points36 points ago

I prefer this one, if only for the bad shop, and child.

http://i.imgur.com/3BPTQ.jpg

[–]crapattf2 24 points25 points ago

I've always preferred this one http://i.imgur.com/hTwXK.jpg , he looks a bit more into the game. and i think it was the first one i saw

[–]alyoshua 2 points3 points ago

Someone should shop Marcellus Wallace's face onto the girls card.

[–]crapattf2 0 points1 point ago

good work and such an appropriate username

[–]fAntom3188 0 points1 point ago

i dont remember rightly, but we never see mr wallace's face do we?

[–]gaunten 2 points3 points ago

Sounds to me like you need to rewatch this movie. Ving Rhames FFS! :)

[–]fAntom3188 1 point2 points ago

I'll just be in the corner cutting myself now...

[–]mbelf 0 points1 point ago

Mawther-focker.

[–]OperationJack 2 points3 points ago

This is with the old, slightly bigoted, Guess Who.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 1 point2 points ago

The REAL Guess Who.

[–]Cruth99 1 point2 points ago

The bad shop is what makes it hilarious. And this was also the first version I saw, so it brings back that feeling of the first look and the first laugh.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 1 point2 points ago

Ah, same here. Kindred spirits.

[–]c_albicans 6 points7 points ago

Yeah Guess Who becomes instantly more fun when you start including questions like "Would this person last longer than 10 minutes in the ghetto?" and "Does this person look like they've been on To-Catch-A-Predator?"

Another fun twist: freshman year, a few of my friends got pictures of all of us off of facebook and proceeded to replace the Guess Who pictures with our pictures.... it sort of turns into the awkward question game.

[–]milesd37 1 point2 points ago

I must do this....

[–]BoIsThaMan 15 points16 points ago

Guess who, mutha fucka. I double dog dare you.

[–]huddarts 4 points5 points ago

Yes. Yes he does

[–]aholeinthestall 2 points3 points ago

Well then thank you for reposting it, as I had not seen it and it made me laugh out loud.

[–]WarPhalange 2 points3 points ago

"I know this is a repost and everybody has seen it, but I still want to make the front page."

[–]Never_gets_any_joke 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]shshon 11 points12 points ago

It comes from this video

[–]Sharradan 6 points7 points ago

That was awesome!

[–]Sisaac 6 points7 points ago

Check the username.

[–]Level_99 1 point2 points ago

Haha I'm not playing fucking hopscotch with you

[–]PseudoVestus 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ ...Pulp Fiction

[–]Go_Away_Masturbating[!] 0 points1 point ago*

Fuck those contacts.

[–]fld 1 point2 points ago

WHAT??

[–]iamalrker 1 point2 points ago

Say WHAT? again

[–]Hesho95 1 point2 points ago

I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

[–]jaarons93 1 point2 points ago

No!

[–]heartpuppiez 1 point2 points ago

Chances are, yes.

[–]Johncarllos 1 point2 points ago

I hate his mouth in this photo. Always have.

[–]LionDown 1 point2 points ago

Marcelous Wallace? I mean, if you saw then movie, to the end, then... Yeah.

[–]RedChop_The_Second 0 points1 point ago

What??

[–]fatalhall 0 points1 point ago

Well, does he?

[–]Jet_Age_of_Tomorrow 0 points1 point ago

Well at least the OP admitted it.

[–]ChagSC 0 points1 point ago

One of my favorites too sir.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a picture of my mother

[–]girlscantfight 0 points1 point ago

that's hysterical. lol. I can't believe i'm just seeing this now.

[–]FrozenBananaStand 0 points1 point ago

What does Frederick Wallace look like?

[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

This is the game that taught me racism.

[–]DylSauce 0 points1 point ago

Hadnt seen this one. Thank you for that. :)

[–]Ult 0 points1 point ago

Make all those pictures MEMES.

Call it; GUESS MEME

[–]Killhouse 0 points1 point ago

That's not even the original image. Learn 2 internet.

[–]r_hibbs 0 points1 point ago

I love you, simply because you recognize it's old, but also a gem.

[–]ArmoredFan 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't mind a poster of this.

[–]BrzoCrveni 0 points1 point ago

Few more years, and this goes to r/nostalgia.

[–]ColeSloth 0 points1 point ago

I like the "is he black?" question.

[–]mrupyours13 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for admitting that its an old pic

[–]lizanne_b 0 points1 point ago

actually LOLd

[–]moose512 0 points1 point ago

i prefer this one

[–]BangItUpLainey 0 points1 point ago

I have not seen this before- thanks!

[–]vodkamartini 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid I played this with my little sister. I had no idea how to play so she took the opportunity to make up all sorts of crazy rules. I became suspicious when she "won" about 30 seconds into the game.

My little sister is smarter than me...

[–]Muscufdp 0 points1 point ago

With a "Marsellus" card, it would have been perfect.

[–]dreambucket 0 points1 point ago

Somewhat related question...has Guess who been "solved?" I.e., is there a series of questions that will minimize the time to guess?

[–]akoblin927 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen this, thank you

I'm laughing so hard

[–]baxter45 0 points1 point ago

The screen cap is from the wrong scene.

[–]strogginoff 0 points1 point ago

"Does he look like an ex con?"

Alfred.

[–]thebattlefish 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]ellisrgreen 0 points1 point ago

Samwhol L. Jackson

[–]gl77 0 points1 point ago

So......you admit that it's old and therefore probably a repost, yet you posted it anyway. and the shit got upvoted to the front page. I don't know whom I should be more enraged with, you or the 1,100 people who upvoted it. .

[–]magikarpKO[S] 0 points1 point ago

My friend if reposts are making you enraged you may want to try to chill out.

[–]shibblywibbly 0 points1 point ago

3D Guess Who faces?

Da fuq?

Also, the trick is to say Max's hair is just very dark brown. You infuriate your sister win every time.

[–]SoapSamich 0 points1 point ago

So what you are saying is "Here is an old picture I love. Give me internet points"

[–]alpha_guy 0 points1 point ago

if its old, and you know it, why are you reposting it?

or am i gonna get downvoted yet again for pointing this out

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

"I'll hide my shameless repost behind this title!"

[–]explains_clear_jokes -1 points0 points ago

This image is funny because the general way you play "Guess Who", the game the character is portrayed to be playing in this image, is played by asking questions about the appearance of the subject. Since the character in the movie this is from is notorious for asking, "Does he look like a bitch?", and this question generally fits the form of question in "Guess Who", the juxtaposition of the two images would generally be found to be humorous.

[–]PineappleMucas -1 points0 points ago

It has to be roger!

[–]sxysteve -1 points0 points ago

I think this is the only correct way to repost. Reposting is fine because somebody really haven't seen it yet and other people might want to see it again. If you don't admit you are doing it though you seem like an ass.

[–]MaxQuordlepleen -1 points0 points ago

My favorite version.

Link to the shirt.

[–]jon13171 -2 points-1 points ago

ROFL! upgoated

[–]dilpikle20 -2 points-1 points ago

Congratulations! This image made me laugh more than any image I have ever seen on reddit. Seriously... tears are streaming down my face.

[–]myatomicgard3n -3 points-2 points ago

Am I really the only person who hates this movie? I've seriously tried to watch it at least 3 or 4 times and fell asleep each time.

[–]tehgama95 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]iluvejesus19 -1 points0 points ago

Hey, I hear suicide is popular these days. Maybe you should try it out.