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[–]enterfunnynamehere 113 points114 points ago

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Hahaha...... butt crack

[–]fooooood 16 points17 points ago

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and... this is why I came in here.

[–]SofaKingAwesome1990 17 points18 points ago

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That's... what he said.

[–]SirDouchebagelton 1 point2 points ago

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"That's...what"-He

[–]lLoveLamp -4 points-3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Eardig 62 points63 points ago

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Peter! Look at your hands!

[–]DrBeansPhD 19 points20 points ago

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Second Jumanji quote I've seen today, I am approval, son.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 11 points12 points ago

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You are? Can I have some of you? My father never gave me any.

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[–]lLoveLamp 4 points5 points ago

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HE SAID ''YOU ARE? CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOU? MY FATHER NEVER GAVE ME ANY''

[–]sshrql 123 points124 points ago

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apparently, the monkey isn't real but a sculpture

[–]forgetmynamex07 67 points68 points ago

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And to think I had sympathy for the monkey...

[–]kobun253 30 points31 points ago

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ape, monkeys have tails.

[–]trebor33 3 points4 points ago

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If you want to be truly correct though apes are a subset of monkeys defined by Phylogenentics. An ape could develop a tail and still be an ape. Some monkeys do not have tails yet are still monkeys. Apes are simply a subset of monkeys. Species are not classified solely due to traits.

[–]MuteSecurity 8 points9 points ago

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this dude really wants people to know that monkeys have tails.

[–]kobun253 12 points13 points ago

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its a pretty big difference that i thought everyone knew....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Monkeys are actually not a taxonomically sound group. Old world monkeys are more closely related to apes than they are to new world monkeys. They do not actually form a single branch of the primate family tree.

[–]DangerousDetlef 1 point2 points ago

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I always wondered what the difference is.. in German, we have just one (commonly used) word that I know.

[–]Skeletoman 1 point2 points ago

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der Affe?

[–]Krankenflegel 1 point2 points ago

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Menschenaffen ist das Wort im deutschen.

[–]taruun 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, some languages don't make that distinction. I'm Swedish, and I'm pretty sure we have the same thing as Germans, ape is simply "human monkey" (människoapa). No one really uses that though, and simply "apa" can refer to both monkies and apes.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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Schwarz?

[–]ratking11[!] 6 points7 points ago

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Today I learned that a monkey's tail is called an ape.

[–]TripperDay 6 points7 points ago

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You are awesome at learning.

[–]ratking11[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Right? I don't mean to brag, I have very little practice at it.

[–]Sinkemlow 24 points25 points ago

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Did ... did you just shatter my world?

[–]mr_galactus 1 point2 points ago

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Buahahahahaha!

[–]RenderedUnwhole 16 points17 points ago

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I'm so sad now. I've laughed sooo hard at this picture every time I've seen it because it came off as so funny. Now I am just sad.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sad that you're sad.

[–]skepticspaceman 2 points3 points ago

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I am indifferent to your emotional response.

[–]thehoneybadgerrrr 4 points5 points ago

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PSYCHOPATH!

[–]tsFenix 0 points1 point ago

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sociopath

[–]thehoneybadgerrrr 0 points1 point ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

Technically the terms are interchangeable.

[–]Bleezy79 7 points8 points ago

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Sometimes ignorance is bliss...

[–]HighSpeed556 2 points3 points ago

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Son of a bitch! I wish I hadn't seen this!

[–]muppethead 1 point2 points ago

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sshrql, you seriously should know better by now. It's an ape, not a monkey.

[–]ShakinBacon 4 points5 points ago

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apparently, the monkey chimp isn't real, but a sculpture

FTFY

[–]kobun253 1 point2 points ago

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ape, no tail....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck, where?

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[–]onesixoneeight 11 points12 points ago

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For those wondering it is currently at the Bonnier Huset, located Torsgatan 21 in Stockholm, Sweden. Here's a pic I took when I worked there.

[–]My_Face_Is 0 points1 point ago

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And what a surprise, it has an ad on it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Hoobleton 0 points1 point ago

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Is that even the same place? The monkey is a different colour and the floor and skirting board are different. Unless there's more than one such sculpture.

[–]tsFenix 0 points1 point ago

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Dont do this to me man!

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for ruining the wonderful illusion. I thought that ape was a bro, I was wrong. :(

[–]cheetahlip 0 points1 point ago

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mind blown

[–]taylorm6707 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me sad.

[–]Sirusavath 19 points20 points ago

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There are so many amazing things about this picture.

[–]filmisbone 2 points3 points ago

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It has everything!

[–]Drunken_Economist 17 points18 points ago

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99 Bananas?

[–]sheepyowl 2 points3 points ago

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cause a bitch ate one?

[–]gknightmusic 12 points13 points ago

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I nearly threw up too when I saw that crack

[–]Rerellison 4 points5 points ago

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That picture made me laugh at least 5 times for different reasons.

[–]MrSue 4 points5 points ago

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That dude taking a picture looks like David Guetta... do puking monkeys inspire his music?

[–]take_this_username 3 points4 points ago

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I keep seeing this image randomly on the internet. It's been years now.

What really bothers me is: why wasn't the other picture (guy taking a pic with the phone) ever made public? Why?

[–]pelton123 2 points3 points ago

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Party hard.

[–]SimilarImage 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Lavender_Man 10 points11 points ago

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I really like this account. 7 months is sufficient for a repost I think.

[–]Villike 0 points1 point ago

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It never shows the most recent post though, there's a 4-month one in there.

[–]Texas_ 0 points1 point ago

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You've been busy lately.

[–]Redcard911 3 points4 points ago

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This is not really funny. More sad.

[–]khdutton 3 points4 points ago

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"First time seeing Dane Cook?"

[–]dnmty 1 point2 points ago

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The heirs to the 'Tang fortune sure are party animals.

[–]PseudoFanboy 1 point2 points ago

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Picture subject: Man consoling monkey in people clothes.

What we talk about: BUTTCRACK.

[–]Enaema_Juice 1 point2 points ago

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No more tequila, you asshole!

[–]Evilgeek 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care that this will get buried, I had to tell you that picture made me laugh so hard I couldn't catch my breath this morning!

[–]BarbedJABRONIE 1 point2 points ago

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Party Primate is Partied out.

[–]girlscantfight 1 point2 points ago

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i just imagined the chimp getting faced at a chimp frat party.. The chimp was signing "I'll never drink again" while vomiting hah

[–]DVDA63 1 point2 points ago

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What the actual fuck is going on in this picture?

[–]Deadly_Duckfart 1 point2 points ago

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Crack kills...can destroys your chances with monkeys

[–]Beegee7730 1 point2 points ago

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Tell my wife...I'm an Orangutan...

[–]methshin 5 points6 points ago

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Am I the only one that feels bad for the sick monkey? I think it's a sad picture and it didn't even make me crack a smile. The poor guy is sick or scared and as nice as it is to see him being cared for, this still is a sad pic for me.

[–]Paper_Cut_On_My_Eye 7 points8 points ago

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Just to make you feel better, it's not real. It's an Art.

[–]fred7 15 points16 points ago

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i hate your username, motherfucker...

[–]Paper_Cut_On_My_Eye 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry Fred. :(

[–]CapYesterday -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]fred7 4 points5 points ago

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closed after the first 0.01 seconds

[–]aaeris 2 points3 points ago

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Had to watch this for class. Over and over and over and over.

[–]NickRowePhagist 2 points3 points ago

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but she looks so...voluntary

[–]finalxcution 1 point2 points ago

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It's from an old Salvador Dali film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_chien_andalou

The eye was actually that of a dead calf, edited in a way to make it look it was the woman's. The entire project was just a surrealist experiment.

[–]jasontimmur 0 points1 point ago

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Good lawd.

[–]HighSpeed556 0 points1 point ago

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As much sick shit as can be found here....FUCK THIS!

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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It's a cow's eye.

[–]HighSpeed556 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter! FUCK THIS!

[–]Luli_kazooie 0 points1 point ago

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Dali & Buñuel, un chien andalou?

[–]kobun253 0 points1 point ago

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ape, monkeys have tails.

[–]lysogenic 0 points1 point ago

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it didn't even make me crack a smile

ಠ_ಠ

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

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I see what I did there

[–]bl4kd3th 1 point2 points ago

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Hang in there bro.

[–]Serzis 1 point2 points ago

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Feel somehow that this should be in r/aww.

[–]Paperclip902 0 points1 point ago

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That's a hairy boy

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

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And he held her hair back. True love.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

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because of the butt crack or because of the monkey?

[–]kobun253 -1 points0 points ago

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ape....monkeys have tails

[–]BionicJuice 0 points1 point ago

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Pukeing? Check. Monkey? Check. Inspiring ape to ape support group? Check. Friend who thinks its funny and has to take pictures? Check. Visible Buttcrack? Check.

5/5!

[–]kobun253 -2 points-1 points ago

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APE

[–]Aristofrat 0 points1 point ago

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Drunken monkey technique

[–]EugeneKimsMoustache 0 points1 point ago

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He just had a little tummy ache.

[–]bakedfreshdaily 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at this, laughed, and the said "what?"

[–]bitchbettagetmyhoney 0 points1 point ago

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dat ass crack.

[–]Layze 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else notice his ass crack hanging out?

[–]aFlyingGuru 0 points1 point ago

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dafuq

[–]AtlasSphere 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile on the set of Hangover 3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Party on, Orangutan bro!

[–]marklarsen 0 points1 point ago

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One banana, two banana, three banana, FLOOR!

[–]JonJonMcClane 0 points1 point ago

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Nausea is an apparent side effect of excessive Rogaine consumption.

[–]makehermeme 0 points1 point ago

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you would think snooki would stop drinking now that shes pregnant

[–]wyorev 0 points1 point ago

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He thinks he's drunk people. awwwww.

[–]ConstantBickering 0 points1 point ago

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I never realized his ass crack was hanging out.

[–]TubaCat 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this for the first time a few years ago and I laughed so hard I cried.

[–]lizzzard01 0 points1 point ago

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I like it because you can see the guys ass, another guy is recording it, and the monkey is wearing a T-shirt, not to mention the fact that the monkey is in public for some reason. I don't like that it's throwing up. That makes me sad.

[–]JBionic 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass.

[–]SequinSocks 0 points1 point ago

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idk what's worse, the monkey vomiting or the guy's asscrack..

[–]ObviousAnswerGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Rough night, bro?

[–]Manaki 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE...BRO....dude...Bro....bro...you ok? I told you not to take your next turn bro.

[–]fudgepkr18 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a man comforting a vomiting primate? awww, how nice of you...

[–]aefwod 0 points1 point ago

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It's mojo

[–]provocativetimbre 0 points1 point ago

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And now back to Behind the Music: Curious George...

[–]HemHaw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thisisyourfault 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm dat ass...crack

[–]CasualSpider 0 points1 point ago

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My brain is hurting from all the amazingness going on in this picture. The monkey looks like some frat guys I used to know back when I went to San Diego State, except slightly less hairy...

[–]pablolanke 0 points1 point ago

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Release the Crack-en

[–]Killed_by_Death 0 points1 point ago

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poor lil guy. :( Hope he wasn't too sick.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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Orangutan was like, "Dude, I can see your butt crack.. [BARF]."

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Why is animal barf always that orange-yellow shade?

[–]Notahipster_ 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't see the throw up at first, so I thought the boy was turning into a werewolf. I was very confused.

[–]HighSpeed556 1 point2 points ago

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wtf lol

[–]Frankstg -1 points0 points ago

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What I saw in order:

1.Asked myself why this kid's arm was so hairy.

2.Saw the vomit.

3.The guy taking a picture.

4.Realize it's not a kid but a chimp.

5.The other guy's ass crack.

[–]Ambediah -1 points0 points ago

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I can't decide why this is funny

[–]kobun253 -2 points-1 points ago

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i cant believe people still dont know that MONKEYS HAVE TAILS, and chimps, like the one in the picture, are APES, and have no tails.

[–]MMZephyr -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm sorry, this belongs in /r/wtf

Thank you for your time.

[–]WBudWhite -1 points0 points ago

You love buttsex.