What mother nature really thinks of us.

RiceEel · 6 months

tickoftheclock · 6 months

Yeah, well fuck you too Earth. We'll just move to the Moon or some shit, where the planet actually appreciates us.

MrTimmer · 6 months

Think this goes here, http://youtu.be/EjmtSkl53h4

UnknownArchive · 6 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Well, hadn't thought of it that way.	6^coms	41^pts	8^mos	pics
"You're fucking yourself big time and won't be missed." - Mother Gaia	2^coms	10^pts	9^mos	pics
This is what I think Mother Earth thinks about Humans.	214^coms	660^pts	7^mos	pics

source: karmadecay

ShadyPear · 6 months

Isn't it somewhat self centered for her to take the shape of a human?

emptysuit221 · 6 months

So mother nature looks pretty hot and she hugged that guy pretty quick... Go on...

[deleted] · 6 months

The next part goes a little somthing like this.

Guy: Mother nature your hugging me to tightly...

Guy: Mother nature it hurts!

Mother nature: ssssh ssssh it will all be over soon.... Just let the lack of oxygen sooth you....

LtOin · 6 months

Now I want a Mother Nature hug D:

7kuroneko7 · 6 months

I find Gaia hot. Am I crazy?

IanSlinger · 6 months

This is great. I'm in the field of ecopsychology, and one of the things I try to emphasize is that the Earth is huge, and time is long. We can't actually destroy the Earth, or all life on it. There are unicellular bacteria buried deep within crevices we'll never get to, and even if we destroy everything else, then in another few billion years perhaps those bacteria will get their day.

The problem of climate change is not the problem of "destroying the Earth." Mother Gaia doesn't need us to be a bunch of White Knights for her. No, what we're going to do is turn our planet into a choking shithole for us, while the insects evolve to breathe the thick air and devour our bloated corpses.

fervent_turtle · 6 months

oh Humon!

SaltFrog · 6 months

Humon, amazing.

This is where it comes from.

h0ncho · 6 months

Brevity is the soul of wit

Political rants is its antithesis

a2ram · 6 months

A few months ago I saw this documentary 'BBC Earth - The Power of the Planet'. Amazing documentary, btw, and do see it if you get a chance.

The final scene of the 5 part documentary really hits home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI7MNInsKCg)

dmbrown41 · 6 months

I think Carlin did a bit about this at one point - "save the earth?! fuck that, the earth will be fine, we are the ones who will need the saving"

robotinator · 6 months

Wait, I think it is actually possible to fuck up the planet bad enough that life can never flourish there again. Not easy, but possible.

[deleted] · 6 months

Nature is getting all condescending. It won't be laughing when we destroy it (and 99.99% of the human population) and move to another planet.

jeffha3 · 6 months

Reminds me of this

Haisoj · 6 months

I found this really easy to fap to.

kingsumo_1 · 6 months

An upvote for anything that Humon does. Her Scandinavia and the World series is what started my love of the Nordic countries a few years ago.

Numb3r_6 · 6 months

Wasn't this a famous rant by this guy?

[deleted] · 6 months

Why does this comic make me super horny

JoeBloggins · 6 months

Surely if we fucked the atmosphere enough with greenhouse gases and turned the planet into Venus mark 2 and nuked everything to dust for good measure, MOST of life would be dead, and it would sure look like the planet was dead in every way that counts?

I know prokaryotes are technically life, but I don't feel guilty killing them so I don't count them myself.

johoyouknow · 6 months

It's a complete myth that nature is balanced.

erratic_thought · 6 months

Nature is a whore.

samassaroni · 6 months

The best visual explanation of this concept.

primusperegrinus · 6 months

Why is the kid naked? ಠ_ಠ

blastovore · 6 months

Humanity has been successful enough to do what hyper-successful species tend to do, kill itself off. Many species don't get the luxury of killing themselves off in any way they please.

cycophuk · 6 months

Her art style reminds me of Phil Foglio's earlier work.

a55hol3 · 6 months

Take a class (or just read on) the History of Life on Earth to be truly humbled (I took it in my 2nd year of college). With all the geological cataclysms that happened throughout epochs, the fact that life remains is extraordinary (for us at least).

evolsdrawkcab · 6 months

Anyone else read Eaarth by Bill McKibben? This is not the best argument to use in saying the planet will still survive...

thatguy1717 · 6 months

This is true, though. I've had similar conversations about the end of the world. Most people will count anything killing mankind as the "end of the world." In actuality, nuclear winter or a meteor hitting the Earth could kill every person in the world, but the planet will still exist and most-likely form new life. It would, in no way, be the end of the world.

Filiforme · 6 months

Daniel Bélanger wrote: "La fin de l'homme ne sera pas la fin du monde". This translates to : "The end of man will not be the end of the world".

He is right.

civildefense · 6 months

Generations come and generations go, but the Earth abides forever

Ecto_1 · 6 months

Don't hug her! She unleashed Typhon on the world!

lorax108 · 6 months

so fucking true.

Heimlick · 6 months

What mother nature really thinks, I'M A TREE!'

Cuttlefeesh · 6 months

Sorry to be a downer but it's a much bigger issue than this.

Nathannlax · 6 months

Milf

EmilyamI · 6 months

I have had so many rages trying to explain this concept to people.

[deleted] · 6 months

So....um...Rule 34 on Mother Gaia?

dantheman999 · 6 months

It's pretty much like George Carlin said. People say we are killing the Earth. The earth is fine, been here a long time, couldn't be better. It's us who are fucked.

kamishizuka · 6 months

Remember kids, Nature is so big and adaptable that we can't kill it (and indeed we won't).

But humans? We can't adapt worth anything, and certainly not on the exact same timescale that "the rest of" Nature (classic "humans aren't natural" problem) will survive. Nope, we're dead.

preske · 6 months

My friend said something very similar against one of those poor saps Greenpeace uses to con money from people.

The guy eventually gave up.

burningsok · 6 months

Reminds me of what good old George Carlin once said.

M0b1u5 · 6 months

Retarded anthropomorphism at its very fucking worst.

Nature doesn't think. That's simple moronic.

AbyssalStalker · 6 months

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, anyone?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nausica%C3%A4_of_the_Valley_of_the_Wind_(film)

random314 · 6 months

This is true, there's really nothing we can do that will destroy life on earth.

TurtsMcGerts · 6 months

Intellect will be a failed experiment of evolution.

OldTrailmix · 6 months

"The planet is fine, the PEOPLE are fucked!" -George Carlin

dorian283 · 6 months

That was super homo.

Silverbug · 6 months

Doesn't matter, had sex.

StumpHarvey · 6 months

Nature: never holding back since forever.

Omfoltz · 6 months

Pretty sure mother nature wants to murder everything. The amount of suffering and bloodshed required to sustain life in all its forms is unimaginable.

moccajoghurt · 6 months

Yep that comic explains really well what most people haven't realized yet. Saying we are destroying the nature is stupid.

excommunicated · 6 months

We have/will also be responsible for the death of many animal and plant species...so..

seinzumtode · 6 months

YES! This is why climate change is really a human rights issue. People will suffer from shifts in climate, nature will recover when we're all gone.

ivebeenhereallsummer · 6 months

Self hating humans are so cliche.

fizdup · 6 months

Do you really believe this nonsense? The world is getting cleaner. There are billions of people alive now who would not be if we all lived in hippy communes and were "self sufficient".

Humans get better as more of us don't have to live knee deep in mud growing crops. THe more of us who have the ability to waste 5 years going to medical/engineering/dentistry school the better off we all become. The more wealth you create, and the better you make people's living conditions, the fewer kids we have.

We are not fucking up the world. We are making it better. We are allowing people to hope where there was no hope before.

Also, mother nature does not exist (apart from the one in SuperTed)

TheSchwartz83 · 6 months

All of this "Mother Earth" and "Gaia" bullshit is just replacing God with Goddess. It's interesting how humans have anthropomorphized the concept of "nature" as a being with feelings and concerns. Nature is nothing more than the sum total of life and processes on Earth.

The fact is, nature doesn't matter to humans outside of the human experience. I couldn't care less if life continues on after humans go extinct, because it has no meaning to the universe. The universe doesn't care. Earth doesn't care. There is no "caring." It just is.

We should care about the quality of life on the planet because it matters to people. Not because some microbe might survive in the Antarctic.

Osmodius · 6 months

THANK YOU FOR THIS. I've been looking for it.

GoLightLady · 6 months

Actually beautiful. Nature does have a sense of humor and it's true. We're doing to ourselves.

afireinside7710 · 6 months

Mother Gaia? when will you guys understand that it doesnt exist!

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