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[–]justachillbro 5 points6 points ago

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Breaking news: PETA sues bar for not IDing underage deer.

[–]GenericNerdReference 6 points7 points ago

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You mean "so a deer walks back into a bar." It's obviously already wasted.

[–]Djteejay[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Haha I like this comment the most so far

[–]GenericNerdReference 2 points3 points ago

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So far? This means there can be others that are better than me. I have failed you "Djteejay." :(

[–]Djteejay[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Fear not my young explorer of the puns, many will try, but non shall prevail

[–]RoarTrogdor 3 points4 points ago

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Are you bucking with me right now

[–]Casper_the_Cracker 1 point2 points ago

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I doen't know what's going on here.

[–]Anemoneman 1 point2 points ago

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I reckon it's pretty fawny.

[–]Allthelolcats 2 points3 points ago

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Oh deer, what a mess.

[–]classyGent69 2 points3 points ago

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Deer God.

[–]MisterDonkey 1 point2 points ago

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This thrills the deer.

[–]trigg73 1 point2 points ago

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Check out the guy at the bar. He points at it and tells it to get out.

[–]MisterTactful 1 point2 points ago

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That's it, cut him off.

[–]TheClayroo 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' Jagerbombs, I'm tellin' ya.

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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"sorry I forgot my keys, may I go in?" "just for the keys." "thank you" (speeds off) "WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!"

[–]KatieHasArrived 1 point2 points ago

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The entire time this was going I hear the deer shouting "HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT" x) I don't know why but it made it a LOT funnier

[–]amnotamoose 0 points1 point ago

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Jeez, deer, get a grip...

[–]Spooge_mc_goo 0 points1 point ago

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50 points for the perfect headline.

[–]cloutierseb 0 points1 point ago

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what the.....