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[–]funny-chubby-awesome 2 points3 points ago

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Finish her!

[–]sweetloris 2 points3 points ago

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I don't understand the rash of "I googled this phrase for karma" posts. Why?

[–]GenericNerdReference 1 point2 points ago

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Well, did you punch a kid or what? It's the only way, bro.

[–]eluuul 1 point2 points ago

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I picture that the kid is a horse and the martial arts guy is about to hit the "horse". Quite similar to this post and you.

[–]cosmiclantern 0 points1 point ago

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Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.

[–]alexunderwater 0 points1 point ago

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He's pretty proud of that fuck-trophy his wife gave him.

[–]bunnyflop 0 points1 point ago

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Shake the baby and karma will come out of it. Swift as a coursing river With all the force of a great typhoon With all the strength of a raging fire MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOON!

[–]Spudgunhimself 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward when I realise that this is the same martial art I do. It's called kuk sool won.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You aren't the only one. This has been posted before and with almost exactly the same title!

[–]asktheanswer -1 points0 points ago

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Still not working...