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[–]babysinclair3 31 points32 points ago

Some say men look great in suits -- well, cats looking fucking amazing in them.

[–]Dantesjoe 12 points13 points ago

MFA: The shirt and blazer should be a bit more up the cat's arms. The shirt should rest on the cat's thumb knuckle and the blazer should be a half an inch to an inch behind the shirt.

This cat is obviously trying to perform out of his league. A common mistake.

[–]TehNumbaT 1 point2 points ago

needs more CDB's

[–]LobotomyTH 0 points1 point ago

Is this properly scaled for a cat?

[–]volt_ron 0 points1 point ago

Needs more rolled up pant leg and boat shoes.

[–]xenophobias 0 points1 point ago

FFA? (Feline Fashion Advice?)

[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 25 points26 points ago

in this economy?

[–]Duckk 5 points6 points ago

that cat yarns for the sea.

[–]ramblerandgambler 14 points15 points ago*

This is from a Bjork video, if anyone was wondering?

Know how I know?
I found out the last three times i saw this posted.

[–]dagurb 2 points3 points ago

Yes, specifically this video.

[–]Puddindoobop 2 points3 points ago

And I laughed just as hard the last 3 times it was posted.

[–]goofball_jones 8 points9 points ago

There are only two days that are good in a boat owner's life. The day he buys it, and the day he sells it.

[–]el_tricky 1 point2 points ago

those sound like words of experience.

[–]wamco 5 points6 points ago

A boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into.

[–]hegs 0 points1 point ago

BOAT = Bring Over Another Thousand. I've owned several. It's a sickness.

[–]souzaphone711 4 points5 points ago

I did that once. (bought a boat.) Great decision actually.

[–]Tokugawa 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't just a hole in the water you poured money into?

[–]souzaphone711 0 points1 point ago

9 foot run-about kayak.

[–]rakstar 0 points1 point ago

Are you a cat?

[–]souzaphone711 4 points5 points ago

Yup. Learned english, how to type, and even how to put on a suit. The hardest part is getting a tie straight.

[–]atleastzero 1 point2 points ago

Also, hitting the space bar.

[–]womanisadangercat 2 points3 points ago

Every Sperm is Sacred started playing in my head immediately upon clicking this link. This cat is obviously a Protestant.

[–]fallens 0 points1 point ago

A Protestant, meaning he can put a little rubber sheath on his John Thomas.

[–]remisko 2 points3 points ago

[–]zeisan 0 points1 point ago

The video at 1:49.

What in the wholesale fuck?

[–]Call_Me_Names 2 points3 points ago

Why not, you only live 9 times.

[–]theshryock 8 points9 points ago

12th time ive seen this on reddit

[–]anonym0ose 25 points26 points ago

[–]eyecite 9 points10 points ago

[–]sunshineeyes 7 points8 points ago

This is the first time I've seen this on reddit. However, my mother did send me a lovely chain mail of "animals doing people things". The commentary on this was "silly cat, you're not the 1%".

Is it blasphemy to say that the chain mail version was better?

[–]theshryock 1 point2 points ago

well... it was an email. more personal i suppose

[–]The_Dane 5 points6 points ago

inb4 similar image bot

[–]screaming4metal 3 points4 points ago

This cat has made this decision about two dozen times since I joined reddit.

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[–]saj1jr -1 points0 points ago

He just cat do it.

[–]bamfsalad -1 points0 points ago

I'm feline good about the puns.

[–]eddieshack 1 point2 points ago

A yacht of yarn

[–]DRTYRYDR686 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god you should totally get a boat!

[–]tborwi 1 point2 points ago

Best line from Corky Romano right there.

[–]moop44 1 point2 points ago

And that's how it starts. A couple years later you will realize that buying the boat was the cheap part.

[–]Choo41 1 point2 points ago

[–]eid7793 1 point2 points ago

rrrrrreeeeeppppppooooossssttttt

[–]Veskah 0 points1 point ago

Now we just need Mr. Watercolors to show up and let this shit get recursive.

[–]vaultak101 3 points4 points ago

repost

[–]shiznik 3 points4 points ago

"You know what, fuck it. I'll repost this yet again because I'm a karma whore."

[–]bots94 1 point2 points ago

This is...glorious.

[–]CRandalPoopenmeier 1 point2 points ago

no matter how often I see this picture it always makes me chuckle.

[–]timneo 0 points1 point ago

My friend has just bought one. He's intending to sail single handily from the UK to America and back next year.

His last boat sank. He's still paying for it and had to gift it to someone to avoid mooring fees.

[–]Vaiz 0 points1 point ago

I don't wanna go to court

[–]Cubix__ 0 points1 point ago

Bjork <3

[–]spankthatweasel 0 points1 point ago

SPANK THAT WEASEL!

[–]ManicSancho 0 points1 point ago

B.O.A.T Bail out another thousand.

[–]narf865 0 points1 point ago

Bust

Out

Another

Thousand

Great fun though...

[–]sirgregg 0 points1 point ago

Whe should open a bar.

[–]NAM0R 0 points1 point ago

Thats what I said last July! Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]i_constantly_fap 0 points1 point ago

i'd fap on that boat kitteh

[–]65stang90crx 0 points1 point ago

When I read boat...My mind says Butt...Thanks Nemo

[–]pattyostook 0 points1 point ago

Dear Anonym0ose you forever have a friend in Philadelphia... This just made me laugh hysterically at work... Thank you

[–]SaidJ4Jappy -1 points0 points ago

Re re re re re re repost.

[–]Mr_Magpie 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel after 3 months of not buying anything so I have a nice saving. Except I have a low paying 9-5 so actually I still can't buy anything.

Pointless comment is pointless.

[–]Pastlife123 -1 points0 points ago

SUIT UP!!