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[–]jillyboooty 18 points19 points ago

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No, it will be like this except underwater. There is no reason for the bags to be above water below the air bubble.

That's your overthought of the day, brought to you by jillyboooty.

[–]jaybeeoh 8 points9 points ago

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In an Australian newspaper, some poor irate viewer of 'Finding Nemo' wrote a long and indignant letter abusing the creators of this movie for using AMERICAN pelicans rather than AUSTRALIAN pelicans (noticeable only for the fact that Aussie pelicans don't have brown feathers and Nigel does). This anonymous person was 'disappointed that the creators couldn't even make the effort to use native Australian fauna'. The editor of the paper replied to the letter thusly: 'Thank you for your heartfelt contribution. We also noticed a glaring mistake in 'Finding Nemo': Fish can't talk.'

[–]Pyowin 2 points3 points ago

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TIL: the ocean in the 'Finding Nemo' universe was made of mercury.

[–]DracoExpolire 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit.

[–]Advicetruck 1 point2 points ago

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Jilly, this bothered me so much I had to reopen a tab to confirm that the bags were in fact floating above the water. I'm forced to assume that the air present in the bags is actually helium.

[–]dexaler 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the bags are filled with fresh water.

[–]WhyNotFerret[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I THINK you may be right.... but I can't remember from my high school physics whether or not the difference would be that strong.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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who cares its an epic movie

[–]Guanren 5 points6 points ago

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What graduation will probably be like

FTFY

Another

[–]Harley017 4 points5 points ago

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Every time I see this I think it would be easy to get out. The puffer fish can expand and burst his bag then burst everyone else.

[–]daikarasu 2 points3 points ago

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This expresses how I felt after graduation to a T.

[–]blacksheep998 6 points7 points ago

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My advice: Try to get something lined up before you graduate, or else this is scary accurate.

[–]WhyNotFerret[S] 6 points7 points ago

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It's so true, it almost doesn't belong in r/funny. ALMOST!

[–]ktbspa5 1 point2 points ago

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That's exactly what it's it like unfortunately

[–]phish92129 1 point2 points ago

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I never got this feeling, I got out of college and went straight into a job in marine biology which was my major, pretty painless.

[–]pdb01 0 points1 point ago

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No, there should only be one fish in one bag.

[–]domoniquee 0 points1 point ago

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probably if you graduated high school, sit around smoke weed and "take a year off" turn 19.. (i'm from Canada so also 18) hit the clubs for a few years, work at the local grocery store, hit 21 and figure you want to "better yourself" move to a different city, repeat till 25. go to college meet future husband/wife, graduate, have kids at 35 ish, move back to old home town to raise kids. repeat, 2nd generation.

[–]boblabon 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much. Except the bag is thicker.

[–]bigbabich 0 points1 point ago

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For the record, this really irritates me that the bags float well above the water line of the bags themselves.

Also, Space AIDs.

[–]Pyromoo 0 points1 point ago

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There is no probably about it... That's exactly how it is.

[–]hurryitshappening 0 points1 point ago

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thats how im feeling right now

[–]Peartato59 0 points1 point ago

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I never understood the point of 1.5 second long GIFs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly! Number 1: Go to college Number 2: Get a job. -Restaurant job = Lots of money, not the best grades -Retail job =Poor genius

Those are your only options!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"probably"

THAT makes me feel old.

[–]WhyNotFerret[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I'm a junior in college, I think that's the average age of redditors!

[–]sirkent -1 points0 points ago

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Grad school

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

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Only if you need it, or someone's going to pay you as a TA or something. If you do it just because you don't know what else to do, you're just putting off making money, and will end up owing much more when you get out...

[–]grpace7 0 points1 point ago

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This! I have my BA and I don't ever plan on glad school unless I have to go for my carrer.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed. A Masters degree should only be sought if it's needed for work. Of course if someone's going to pay you to get one, there's no reason not to. As a graduate with a music degree, it's really sad to see how many arts people go to grad school because they don't know what else to do. Then once they get a Masters, you're in the same spot you were 2-3 years before except now you're $50,000 in debt instead of $25,000.

[–]SalemDrumline2011 -1 points0 points ago

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i hate that this wasn't resolved in the movie...