the first hour of a road trip feels like this...

Oh god. I go to college 7 hours (by car) away from my hometown, never think far enough ahead to see if any friends/people from college want to car pool back. 6 and 1/2 hours are spent on I-90 going between Massachusetts/New York.

First hour: WOO! Going to be home so soon, break is going to awesome and relaxingggggg

Rest of trip: Holy shit. This road is just straight. Will I ever get home? how long have I been driving? HOW LONG WILL MY GAS LAST??

nintendo65 · 6 months

And then you realize that Meekus is Eric from True Blood

rplush · 6 months

The second hour you fill up your tank to only have a gasoline water fight and blow up in a gas station. ಠ_ಠ

TheFunnieStone · 6 months

Which seat shall I take?

LamasMakeLulz · 6 months

And in the second hour you all die in a gasoline fight.

scrambles57 · 6 months

This is the third Zoolander post I've seen today as I was watching Zoolander.

YeahYouWouldKnow · 6 months

Halo road trip. http://i.imgur.com/OqxwS.jpg

[deleted] · 6 months

This is the rest of the trip.

Iamgoingtooffendyou · 6 months

And then the dreaded gasoline fight accidents.

[deleted] · 6 months

JUST WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO

RickHayes · 6 months

I think Norman Rockwell illustrated it best:

http://arthistory.about.com/od/from_exhibitions/ig/american_chronicles/aonr_dia_09_13.htm

Konstiin · 6 months

...until all but one of you dies in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Marashio · 6 months

The guy in green is Eric Northman.

californiazephyr · 6 months

Makin' my way downtown

walkin' fast

faces past

and I'm homebound

Obvious0ne · 6 months

Leaving on a ~1000 mile trip tomorrow - oh boy!

Roomy · 6 months

TWO Zoolander posts right next to each other!

Colempe · 6 months

Later

Shawn_Skywalker · 6 months

Eric Northman in the back seat is the best

reynej · 6 months

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

NoMaybeWellYeah · 6 months

Haha I'm watching Zoolander right now

Theditor · 6 months

Here's it with some music I was coincidently hearing through the walls with it

Glalom · 6 months

And now we sit and wait for what the second hour onwards feels like.......

chriswalkeninmemphis · 6 months

Thats not how it felt when we started our trip to the rose bowl this year, but then we did start it at 10pm...

SGTSHOOTnMISS · 6 months

And then everyone dies except for the driver.

vinyl_party · 6 months

Orange Mochafrappucinos!!!!!!!

MrFidel · 6 months

At $4.40 a gallon?!

More like Yao Ming face.

kluda06 · 6 months

I think that's the first twenty minutes of the beginning....

Ixidane · 6 months

And then the rest of it leaves you WISHING you'd died in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Gardengnomes · 6 months

And then it goes DOWNHILL.

emmiebird · 6 months

The fun stops when your Gameboy runs out and you can't play pokémon :(

FatherLongSlong · 6 months

Watching this movie right now!!! Such a great film!

TheCrazedChemist · 6 months

Well it's not that hard to have that good of a time, especially when you know that you're really really really, really really ridiculously good-looking.

Irrelevant_muffins · 6 months

and then you sleep the rest of the way

sagan10955 · 6 months

Just because they are really, really, ridiculously good looking doesn't mean that they too can't die in a freak gasoline fight accident!

candy-ass69 · 6 months

More like the first 15 minutes, max. Then you realize your driving friend has terrible music taste

Suck_It_Trebek · 6 months

Proof that Ben Stiller is a genius

toowykdgeek · 6 months

This just owned the shitty ass day I had at work. Thanks. :)

Sparky91 · 6 months

[Somewhat Relevant]

this reminds me of a russian song Serebro - Mana Luba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIeIKmWsX0

apextek · 6 months

had a dream where i was on a road trip like that too los angeles. was so vivid, i moved to los angeles. was pissed when my friends pussied out on taking the road trip.

Ticket2ride · 6 months

Good guy OP, makes a good post... that leads directly into your own joke.

skytro · 6 months

And then you have a sexy petrol fight and explode

BuickTime · 6 months

And ends with a freak gasoline fight accident.

kconnors · 6 months

I would like to know the song they were jamming to

ukiyoe · 6 months

Then this shit happens.

GreyInkling · 6 months

That's like sprinting for the first part of a race only to spend the rest of it walking. You gotta pace yourself. I'm so used to long hours on the road I have no problem sitting for 4 straight hours, not even behind the wheel, in complete silence; no music, no talking, no books. No matter how weirded out certain people might be by the very concept not talking for longer than five minutes. ugh. I hate negotiating rides to home and back to school over spring break.

I do like road trips but not everyone else does.

JBWill · 6 months

It's a little ridiculous how long it's been since I've seen the original gif of that. So... many... parodies...

finallymadeanaccount · 6 months

When did The Offspring hire a black guy?

prevelance · 6 months

yea and after the first hour every ones sleep except the driver lmao

questionablycntrvers · 6 months

That's why I only plan trips to locations that are 1 hour away.

liverandfunyuns · 6 months

I love that this post and the one two above it at time of posting (PlayStation for ants) happened at the same time and about one hour into FX's airing of Zoolander.

ThePieWhisperer · 6 months

If your friends don't suck, the whole thing is like that.

SpineBuster · 6 months

Suddenly, one of the passengers has to take a massive dump, no bathrooms for the next 25 miles.

phreeck · 6 months

And then you stop to have a harmless gas fight when you need to fill up. Tragic.

redditjunkie911 · 6 months

So true. Unless someone is in the front seat and has terrible music choice. Then you have a problem

soawesomejohn · 6 months

Don't worry, it'll come around again.

1842morpho · 6 months

Orange mocha frappuccinos aren't on the menu at Starbucks. And when you ask for them, they look at your weird.... :(

Red_Woody · 6 months

A-wake me up! Before you go go!

Shnazzyone · 6 months

right now my frontage has this and the playstation for ants post right next to each other. I'm getting more and more uncomfortable by the level of zoolander references lately.

thewooboost · 6 months

Annnnnnd the song is stuck in my head. Thank you so much.

esteguey · 6 months

All fun and games until you decide to have a gasoline fight

rockymtnhigh34 · 6 months

Not just any midget and guy in a wheelchair. It's Weeman from Jackass and Mark Zupan of murderball fame.

Read_all_the_threads · 6 months

Then you proceed to binge on snacks once your Electronics run out of juice.

Sulgoth · 6 months

Nope, Nope, Nope, FUCK nope.

Mtl1989 · 6 months

Driving from Cleveland to south Carolina in a couple hours ..

Iceis · 6 months

I'd feel the same way if Eric-Fucking-Northman was in the backseat of my car.

evil_steve · 6 months

But vampires burn in the sunlight!

gwilson184 · 6 months

Notice how his hand on the steering wheel moves, but the car still goes in a straight line. I'm just being pedantic

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