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[–]AngryEnt 647 points648 points ago

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[–]Caeruleus127 87 points88 points ago

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[–]ykhan95 16 points17 points ago

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the ride back is always the worst

[–]johnsus 0 points1 point ago

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That moved to the beat of my music uncomfortably well.

Song was Finally (dance.love mix)- kaskade if you wanna check

[–]Greenleaf208 5 points6 points ago

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Woah, it was crazy in sync with this

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 152 points153 points ago

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[–]GuineaRainbow 26 points27 points ago*

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My daughter (8) always asks me at the most inopportune time, "Hey? You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? " and then perfectly replicates that screech. That's the reason I bought her this kit.

[–]danguro 78 points79 points ago

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I almost read this as your daughter was at an (8). I've been spending too much time on /r/trees

[–]abom420 19 points20 points ago

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that's one stoned little girl if she's on an (8). she must be a trooper

[–]LuckyAmeliza 0 points1 point ago

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She must be if she's quoting Dumb & Dumber.

[–]Hydrogen_Jukebox 2 points3 points ago

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You can't spend too much time on r/trees

[–]Savage_Logos 0 points1 point ago

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The problem is, you are all ways stoned and have no concept of time what-so-ever when on r/trees

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[–]Savage_Logos 1 point2 points ago

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I will toke one for you

[–]imahotdog 2 points3 points ago

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"Learn about colors, learn about volcanoes"

[–]funkmastamatt 9 points10 points ago

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you cant triplestampadoublestamp, youcanttriplestampadoublestamp, youcantriplestampadoublestamp...

[–]camwow 1 point2 points ago

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Lloyd... Lloyydddddd

[–]jco310 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SickaNDiRR 236 points237 points ago

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[–]semperfi225 8 points9 points ago

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Is anyone else really impressed by that man's flying/jumping kick?

[–]SickaNDiRR 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, if i recall correctly Bam and some other guy from Jackass tried but failed and this guy comes up and says it can't be that hard and lands that kick on his first try.

[–]jennaberry 10 points11 points ago

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[–]DiamondShreddy 103 points104 points ago*

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Am I a bad person for thinking 2 people were kneeling in the back of that .GIF?

EDIT: OH MY GOD NOT EVEN ONE IS KNEELING.

Edit2: I didn't even notice the wheel chair D': I accept my fate in hell.

[–]viscerathighs 81 points82 points ago

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why would thinking that two people were kneeling make you a bad person?

[–]Floom101 110 points111 points ago

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Because they're actually a midget and a guy in a wheelchair?

[–]viscerathighs 45 points46 points ago

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so? what about that misinterpretation could possibly paint DiamondShreddy a bad person?

[–]rub3s 49 points50 points ago

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Because midgets and cripples deserve our respect and admiration.

[–]fabtastik 28 points29 points ago

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They're god damn heroes! Show some respect.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 10 points11 points ago

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Not for curing cancer, but for simply being born.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Obviously dwarves lost their height in the war.

[–]AngryEnt 14 points15 points ago

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Oh my...

[–]PCsNBaseball 2 points3 points ago

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I don't respect anyone on Jackass, Wee-man included.

Clarification: I still find the dumbasses funny as shit, though.

[–]docblue 0 points1 point ago

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you bigot. they should be treated the same as everyone else.

[–]realigion 2 points3 points ago

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Why are you making judgments about their painting skills now?

[–]mrhthepie 2 points3 points ago

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One of them is a midget and one appears to be disabled somehow (is that a cast on a broken leg). It's not really a bad thing to misinterpret that as 2 people kneeling at first given the short time they're on screen.

[–]viscerathighs 1 point2 points ago

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i don't think it's a bad thing at all. what is it about DiamondShreddy's "mistake" that even comes close to being "a bad thing"?

[–]buddyweed 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with you. I think that DiamondShreddy was trying to bring up the fact that there is a midget and a disabled person in the background and attempting to do it in a humorous way.

[–]silverhydra 2 points3 points ago

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Unwarranted shame from white privilege plus a midget?

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[–]Payattention9 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, I think the midget is WeeMan.

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 0 points1 point ago

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I never noticed them until I read that, and then I thought they were sitting...

[–]getbusylivin 14 points15 points ago

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[–]alexkitsune 2 points3 points ago

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This cat makes me so sad. :C

[–]NaughtieFap 1 point2 points ago

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this is what I came for. thanks!

[–]Squaseghost 1 point2 points ago

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That is catastrophically cute.

[–]wolfhammer93 0 points1 point ago

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Good god that is one of the cutest cats I've ever seen...

[–]Mupingmuan1 0 points1 point ago

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oh god i'm going on a road trip soon. But its in an rv so i'm assuming it will be better, right?... right?

[–]ThoseAreFarAway 150 points151 points ago

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ORANGE-MOCHA-FRAPPUCCINOOOO!

[–]beefybear 32 points33 points ago

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My sister who worked at Starbucks told me these didn't exist, it made me so sad.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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They did, briefly, in the summer of '07. Or was it '06.. either way, I worked there when we had them and it was AMAZING.

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 13 points14 points ago

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then why on earth would they not bring them back?!

[–]funkmastamatt 119 points120 points ago

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Too much liability... they cause gasoline fights.

[–]magicfap 49 points50 points ago

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*Freak gasoline fight accidents

[–]Kinch_ 6 points7 points ago

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Mur-man!

[–]mellowmarshmallow 0 points1 point ago

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All the best things do. Tragic.

[–]respite 5 points6 points ago

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They existed until 2005-ish, I think, and then temporarily brought back now and again. The film didn't make them up, the used them as product placement. Also because they're ridiculous(ly delicious).

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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It was a different syrup. Until we received orange syrup (again, can't remember if this was '06 or '07) we had Valencia syrup, which was a more real/natural tasting orange flavor. Then they replaced it with orange (neon orange, fake orange soda tasting) syrup which was rolled out for Orange Passion Teas, Orange Cream Frappuccinos, and Orange Mocha Frappuccinos.

It wasn't product placement and honestly the film had made them up. Look at the coloring of the beverage. It's missing the dark, brown color the mocha syrup brings.

Fuck, I worked at Starbucks way too long.

[–]respite 2 points3 points ago

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I don't doubt that you've worked at Starbucks for a while, but I have distinct memories of drinking them in stores before 2005. Maybe it's a regional (California) or seasonal thing.

[–]CJGibson 1 point2 points ago

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Great. Now I want an orange soda.

[–]heptadecagram 0 points1 point ago

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You want an orange whip? How about you, you want an orange whip, too?

Three orange whips!

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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At least you had health care.

[–]cyclura 2 points3 points ago

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The hot version was called the Mocha Valencia and I miss it too.

[–]InsomniaSF 1 point2 points ago

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They did exist and I totally agree they were amazing, I haven't had a frappucino since than that came close to the greatness that is the orange.

[–]PrimeIntellect 0 points1 point ago

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What? I'm sure you could get it at any place with frappe coffee

[–]bobthecrusher 1 point2 points ago

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I remember drinking one....Dear god they were great

[–]netweight 0 points1 point ago

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we have this right now in Asia! Valencia Frappuccino and Valencia Macchiato yum!

[–]PrimeIntellect 0 points1 point ago

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Of course they exist, make a mocha frappacino and put orange in it

[–]kinsey3 0 points1 point ago

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I had heard that they hated when you ordered those, and so coded the orange-flavored syrup "valencia". They definitely exist though, and they are delicious. Haven't tried ordering one in years though (gave up caffeine in favor of alcohol; if Starbucks offered whiskey with which to dilute one's coffee in addition to cream and soy milk, I'd still go there, but alas).

[–]Yboc 9 points10 points ago

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Jitterbug!

[–]fleeflicker 1 point2 points ago

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[–]wootitsbobby 256 points257 points ago

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When I first started experimenting with photoshop, I made this gif of me and my friends. Great times.

[–]funkbitch 129 points130 points ago

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In a million years, when aliens are investigating our internet, I really want this to be the first thing they see.

[–]Davedz 35 points36 points ago

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I dont want them thinking that we're all that ugly

[–]exitpursuedbybear 62 points63 points ago

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There's more to life than being ridiculously extremely very good-looking!?

[–]VoltageOnTheRocks 21 points22 points ago

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Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the SAME FACE! Doesn't anybody notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

[–]TartarSauceDeluxe 2 points3 points ago

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Those crazy pills inspired your piano-key neck tie, though.

[–]VoltageOnTheRocks 6 points7 points ago

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Hansel's so hot right now.

[–]neologasm 2 points3 points ago

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No.

[–]VicePresidente 5 points6 points ago

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Then they better not find your Facebook!

[–]wootitsbobby 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god, I hope not. For humanity's sake I hope they find greater works of art. Like Shitty_Watercolor's paintings.

[–]pan0ramic 21 points22 points ago

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4 friends, 3 friend-zones

[–]Wexingtn 2 points3 points ago

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I like how the fat kid's hair changes sides

[–]silami 0 points1 point ago

WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT!!!!

[–]samadamsutopia 34 points35 points ago

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Still amazed Minkus is Alexander Skarsgård

[–]devinliam 12 points13 points ago

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Sgt Colbert is that you?!

[–]BillNyeSaysRelax 6 points7 points ago

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That was pretty fucking ninja.

[–]Mr_Winston_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I just noticed that too. I never knew he was in the film until I checked imdb after seeing this gif.

[–]cardboardphone 1 point2 points ago

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He played Meekus in Zoolander. Here I was thinking he played Minkus in Boy Meets World.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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His name is so familiar to me, but after reading his filmography, I can't figure out what he's well-known for.

[–]jabbid111 6 points7 points ago

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His father is Stellan Skarsgard. He's been in quite a few things.

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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That's why!! Thank you!

[–]chocolatehearts 5 points6 points ago

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He plays Eric in true blood w

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to also exclaim this.

[–]jipijipijipi 29 points30 points ago

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[–]ode_to_spot 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]Strong_TacO 1 point2 points ago

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yup thats what what i was looking for.

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

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Some of those are just truly horrifying.

[–]SinCleansingPenis 88 points89 points ago

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Gas fight!

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 68 points69 points ago

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j-j-j-jitterbug!

[–]verynayce 33 points34 points ago

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Correct number of j's. Good.

[–]xmod2 10 points11 points ago

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They later died in a freak gasoline fight accident.

[–]SinCleansingPenis 1 point2 points ago

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It was nobody's fault.

[–]moose_man 1 point2 points ago

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Freak gasoline fight accident*

[–]Well_Armed_Gorilla 81 points82 points ago

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[–]Kinch_ 11 points12 points ago

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♪ ♫ Batmobile lost its wheels... ♪ ♫

[–]god12 2 points3 points ago

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Is batman wearing a tron suit?

[–]carriegood 50 points51 points ago

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the big idiotic blonde behind Ben Stiller is Eric the vampire from True Blood.

[–]facecube 38 points39 points ago

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Some of us prefer to think of him as Sgt. Colbert.

[–]DontTrustThisMan 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty fucking ninja.

[–]facecube 0 points1 point ago

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This frappuchino is really damping my warrior spirit.

[–]Japindian 1 point2 points ago

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Stay frosty gents.

[–]rexius 16 points17 points ago

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It's all fun and games until the crack sweat starts...

[–]brenhil 3 points4 points ago

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THEN IT BECOMES HILARIOUS

[–]tcjones54 1 point2 points ago

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then it's a party!

[–]noyurawk 40 points41 points ago

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I prefer the Obama won the election trip.

[–]rplush 4 points5 points ago

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Why does Hillary get shotgun? Does he not like his wife?

[–]xyroclast 2 points3 points ago

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It's even more strange, because Hillary has black hands...

[–]covert888 4 points5 points ago

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Eric Northman is looking fancy.

[–]bloodflart 9 points10 points ago

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Eric from Trueblood in the back there ಠ_ಠ

[–]ThoseAreFarAway 5 points6 points ago

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Get out of town!!

[–]danpascooch 10 points11 points ago

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Hansel, he's so hot right now.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Hansel

[–]mobfather 5 points6 points ago

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The first hour is commonly referred to as 'The storm before the lull'.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Dunkelz 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god. I go to college 7 hours (by car) away from my hometown, never think far enough ahead to see if any friends/people from college want to car pool back. 6 and 1/2 hours are spent on I-90 going between Massachusetts/New York.

First hour: WOO! Going to be home so soon, break is going to awesome and relaxingggggg

Rest of trip: Holy shit. This road is just straight. Will I ever get home? how long have I been driving? HOW LONG WILL MY GAS LAST??

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 2 points3 points ago

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the longest roads are always the straightest

[–]syriquez 0 points1 point ago

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It's amusing to me that I-90 on the East coast is just as boring as it is in the Midwest, Rockies, and West coast.

But I don't care about whatever objections you raise: Montana is the worst stretch of it by far. No radio except one or two Country/Gospel/Church stations that appear once every 100 miles for about 15 minutes.

[–]wakinupdrunk 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds just like a long enough trip to be from Eastern Mass and going to RIT.

Edit: Just checked, and I love being right. I've driven from Connecticut to Rochester so many times that anything less than 4 hours seems like a short trip.

[–]chucktestlacoil 0 points1 point ago

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Try I-35. Duluth Minnesota to Laredo Texas. I got to drive (ride) most of it when my family moved to texas.

[–]DamniForgot 0 points1 point ago

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Bro, just got back from panama from spring break. 13 hour drive. I feel your pain.

[–]nintendo65 3 points4 points ago

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And then you realize that Meekus is Eric from True Blood

[–]rplush 6 points7 points ago

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The second hour you fill up your tank to only have a gasoline water fight and blow up in a gas station. ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheFunnieStone 5 points6 points ago

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Which seat shall I take?

[–]LamasMakeLulz 2 points3 points ago

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And in the second hour you all die in a gasoline fight.

[–]scrambles57 2 points3 points ago

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This is the third Zoolander post I've seen today as I was watching Zoolander.

[–]YeahYouWouldKnow 11 points12 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

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And then the dreaded gasoline fight accidents.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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JUST WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO

[–]RickHayes 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Konstiin 1 point2 points ago

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...until all but one of you dies in a freak gasoline fight accident.

[–]Marashio 1 point2 points ago

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The guy in green is Eric Northman.

[–]californiazephyr 1 point2 points ago

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Makin' my way downtown

walkin' fast

faces past

and I'm homebound

[–]Obvious0ne 1 point2 points ago

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Leaving on a ~1000 mile trip tomorrow - oh boy!

[–]Roomy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Colempe 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shawn_Skywalker 1 point2 points ago

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Eric Northman in the back seat is the best

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

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If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

[–]theseus82 0 points1 point ago*

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damn, you beat me to the gas-fight accident joke. (starts about 1 min in).

[–]NoMaybeWellYeah 2 points3 points ago

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Haha I'm watching Zoolander right now

[–]Theditor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]obeythametal 1 point2 points ago

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For me it was more like this...although I think your song fits better.

[–]Glalom 1 point2 points ago

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And now we sit and wait for what the second hour onwards feels like.......

[–]chriswalkeninmemphis 0 points1 point ago

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Thats not how it felt when we started our trip to the rose bowl this year, but then we did start it at 10pm...

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 0 points1 point ago

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And then everyone dies except for the driver.

[–]vinyl_party 0 points1 point ago

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Orange Mochafrappucinos!!!!!!!

[–]MrFidel 0 points1 point ago

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At $4.40 a gallon?!

More like Yao Ming face.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's the first twenty minutes of the beginning....

[–]Ixidane 0 points1 point ago

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And then the rest of it leaves you WISHING you'd died in a freak gasoline fight accident.

[–]Gardengnomes 0 points1 point ago

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And then it goes DOWNHILL.

[–]emmiebird 0 points1 point ago

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The fun stops when your Gameboy runs out and you can't play pokémon :(

[–]FatherLongSlong 0 points1 point ago

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Watching this movie right now!!! Such a great film!

[–]TheCrazedChemist 0 points1 point ago

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Well it's not that hard to have that good of a time, especially when you know that you're really really really, really really ridiculously good-looking.

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 0 points1 point ago

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and then you sleep the rest of the way

[–]sagan10955 0 points1 point ago

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Just because they are really, really, ridiculously good looking doesn't mean that they too can't die in a freak gasoline fight accident!

[–]candy-ass69 0 points1 point ago

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More like the first 15 minutes, max. Then you realize your driving friend has terrible music taste

[–]Suck_It_Trebek 0 points1 point ago

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Proof that Ben Stiller is a genius

[–]toowykdgeek 0 points1 point ago

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This just owned the shitty ass day I had at work. Thanks. :)

[–]Sparky91 0 points1 point ago

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[Somewhat Relevant]

this reminds me of a russian song Serebro - Mana Luba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIeIKmWsX0

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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had a dream where i was on a road trip like that too los angeles. was so vivid, i moved to los angeles. was pissed when my friends pussied out on taking the road trip.

[–]Ticket2ride 0 points1 point ago

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Good guy OP, makes a good post... that leads directly into your own joke.

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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Good guy OP, makes a 
good post... that leads directly 
into your own joke.

[–]skytro 0 points1 point ago

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And then you have a sexy petrol fight and explode

[–]BuickTime 0 points1 point ago

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And ends with a freak gasoline fight accident.

[–]kconnors 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to know the song they were jamming to

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GreyInkling[!] 0 points1 point ago

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That's like sprinting for the first part of a race only to spend the rest of it walking. You gotta pace yourself. I'm so used to long hours on the road I have no problem sitting for 4 straight hours, not even behind the wheel, in complete silence; no music, no talking, no books. No matter how weirded out certain people might be by the very concept not talking for longer than five minutes. ugh. I hate negotiating rides to home and back to school over spring break.

I do like road trips but not everyone else does.

[–]JBWill 0 points1 point ago

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It's a little ridiculous how long it's been since I've seen the original gif of that. So... many... parodies...

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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When did The Offspring hire a black guy?

[–]prevelance 0 points1 point ago

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yea and after the first hour every ones sleep except the driver lmao

[–]questionablycntrvers 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I only plan trips to locations that are 1 hour away.

[–]liverandfunyuns 0 points1 point ago

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I love that this post and the one two above it at time of posting (PlayStation for ants) happened at the same time and about one hour into FX's airing of Zoolander.

[–]ThePieWhisperer 0 points1 point ago

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If your friends don't suck, the whole thing is like that.

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, one of the passengers has to take a massive dump, no bathrooms for the next 25 miles.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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And then you stop to have a harmless gas fight when you need to fill up. Tragic.

[–]redditjunkie911 0 points1 point ago

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So true. Unless someone is in the front seat and has terrible music choice. Then you have a problem

[–]soawesomejohn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]1842morpho 0 points1 point ago

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Orange mocha frappuccinos aren't on the menu at Starbucks. And when you ask for them, they look at your weird.... :(

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

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A-wake me up! Before you go go!

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

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right now my frontage has this and the playstation for ants post right next to each other. I'm getting more and more uncomfortable by the level of zoolander references lately.

[–]thewooboost 0 points1 point ago

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Annnnnnd the song is stuck in my head. Thank you so much.

[–]esteguey 0 points1 point ago

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All fun and games until you decide to have a gasoline fight

[–]rockymtnhigh34 0 points1 point ago

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Not just any midget and guy in a wheelchair. It's Weeman from Jackass and Mark Zupan of murderball fame.

[–]Read_all_the_threads 0 points1 point ago

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Then you proceed to binge on snacks once your Electronics run out of juice.

[–]Sulgoth 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Nope, Nope, FUCK nope.

[–]Mtl1989 0 points1 point ago

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Driving from Cleveland to south Carolina in a couple hours ..

[–]Iceis 0 points1 point ago

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I'd feel the same way if Eric-Fucking-Northman was in the backseat of my car.

[–]evil_steve 0 points1 point ago

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But vampires burn in the sunlight!

[–]gwilson184 0 points1 point ago

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Notice how his hand on the steering wheel moves, but the car still goes in a straight line. I'm just being pedantic