How I feel when using the bus while high

saptsen · 5 months

Next time try putting on clothes first

Joulmaster · 5 months

So this one time I leave my friends house in the morning, but before i go I roast an entire bowl to myself. I get to the horrid main st, ugly 4 lane bull shit to catch the bus and in my high state of mind I think the bus doesn't come for another 2 hours, i think I'm fucked so I just start walking baked as shit. About 5 min into my walk right as I'm coming up to a stop the bus pulls up like magic, My laziness decides for me and I hop on the bus I wasn't expecting and pull my wallet out upside down spilling all the change on the floor, I pick the shit up one eternal penny at a time stand up to see the bus driver slouched over the wheel obviously hating my fucking guts, I drop the change in and murble that i want a day pass.... the whole time the bus is literally packed with morning rush.

Rpkenny3690 · 5 months

This is from the film The Graduate with Dustin Hoffman, just in case you were wondering.

0RedRocket4 · 5 months

This is how i feel EVERYTIME I go out in public with lots of people. Its almost as if the instant I look, they return the look. Social anxiety like a mother fucker everytime...

KRamJellytube · 5 months

No eye contact No eye contact No eye contact No eye contact

alexandrios1 · 5 months

This was seriously not cool

slaveofosiris · 5 months

I live in Seattle, so this is how I feel when I'm on the bus.

airbubble · 5 months

This is exactly how I felt in Target last night at a [7]

Vargz · 5 months

Man that reminded me of the first time I got high. I didn't feel anything the first time I smoked, the second time it really snuck up on me. I felt it in a crowded video store... EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME. I knew that nobody was staring at me, but the overwhelming sensation of being watched from all angles was still there. I laughed the whole way home.

LeftKarma4Anonymity · 5 months

Sunglasses. I don't care if it's pouring rain out, if they don't see eyes, I'm golden.

Fogge · 5 months

"Using the bus" sounds like some sort of analogy for something.

foggart · 5 months

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. -Ozzy

aVan4 · 5 months

Actually just about to bus and now this is all I'll see. [7] ahhhhhh damn

aerialace · 5 months

I feel awks as fuck just watching this

Lazook · 5 months

This gif is freaking me out

clint_barton · 5 months

just saw this on Archer, strange timing

default_username · 5 months

this makes me uncomfortable..

Sanitary_Lumpkin · 5 months

Maybe if you'd stop saying "Oh shit there's an earth quake on this bus!" then they'd stop staring...

jimboslice29 · 5 months

high on mushrooms maybe

baracudaboy · 5 months

But they are all looking at me, and that one lady just harrumphed because she knows I'm high. SHE KNOWS.

SmokeyBear29 · 5 months

Painfully acurate

shreeveport_MD · 5 months

That is why I never use the subway past a [4].. [5] and up, I'm in a taxi. More expensive but also so much fun being driven around the city.

meantism · 5 months

lol that would be fucked up

TheBold · 5 months

Am I seeing Johnny Knoxville with the shades on ?

kappa-mu-binoid · 5 months

Or if you're rosa parks...

t3hb055 · 5 months

I don't think I would be able to ride on that bus. But maybe they were just bumping some chill ass tunes.

jceez · 5 months

Dude, sunglasses. The world is so much more anonymous and happy when viewed in sepia.

Schwimp · 5 months

Happened me today! It was the first time after a TB on almost a year, fuck i got super high :D

shpong1ed · 5 months

LOL omg, just came inside after a bus trip actually, and yeah, totally.

[deleted] · 5 months

Eventually you can just go high everywhere and not worry about people knowing.

spattem · 5 months

I went through and upvoted every single one of you. I have no idea why, I was just in the zone of targeting and clicking. Im concerned by this focus i have. Im pretty sure my bud was laced.

_fox_ · 5 months

This exact thing happened to me this morning. Using public transportation while high is always a good idea until you're in the process of using public transportation while high.

Mister_Loaf · 5 months

Well, there's your problem: you've got to ride in the front and spend the whole time staring out at where the bus is going. It's like commuting on a roller coaster.

dahulkinator · 5 months

this + dubstep

bongster · 5 months

Always! :D

unikittens · 5 months

this is beautiful

girlsgoneoscarwilde · 5 months

Did they pave the road with boulders?

Nagus_Maximus420 · 5 months

Using the bus?

dachshund · 5 months

dude, that is one of the dangers of going into the wild

[deleted] · 5 months

Reminds me of Smiley Face.. Great movie if anyone hasn't seen it.

You just crushed bobby's car!

It think she's on drugs!

http://www.putlocker.com/file/12F609216939570D

sunshine_and_dreads · 5 months

Oh man tripping on the bus is even worse! Especially when someone smelly gets on :/

BZLuck · 5 months

I haven't toked in almost 25 years and that .gif made me feel high.

darklooshkin · 5 months

What film is this from?

Pressforbacon · 5 months

am i the only one that sees Jackie Chan's face on that old woman?

[deleted] · 5 months

haha, that's why I never take the bus while high, I ride my bike instead ;)

Mcsavage89 · 5 months

How I feel getting on a bus at a [8] http://download.minitokyo.net/My.Neighbor.Totoro.Wallpaper.275575.jpg

Iminurcomputer · 5 months

It should say how I feel about everything when I'm high. Class, work, public in general. It's like they always know.

fanciullagenteel · 5 months

Oh man, back as an apprENTice when I was living with my parents, I used to spend about an hour or two in an average day on a bus.

Get high enough and it would be a hell of a ride. Not only did it seem like everyone knew, but going for a night out I would immediately rue the outfit I had chosen to wear and freak out thinking, 'this dress is too short and stupid!' and 'these heels are too high I'm such a tryhard.' and then when I'd get to my destination, I would be too grumpy and paranoid for a good night. At least for the next hour.

But these days I go everywhere blazed and it's great. I actually function /better/ socially in my day-to-day life and am more friendly and open.

[deleted] · 5 months

I am watching this on a bus... While high

HooRahRoom · 5 months

In on the bus right now [5]

BBsweetness · 5 months

This is how I feel doing anything outside of my house when I am high.

samkam10 · 5 months

Saw this while listening to Party Up by DMX, it matched up perfectly.

turtlepharm · 5 months

hah i ride the bus every day and when i smoke this exactly how i feel

IntentToContribute · 5 months

^{^{^they}} ^{^{^know}}

DetriotVelvetSmooth · 5 months

Feels more like a roller coaster to me

brosenfeld · 5 months

I spotted the fed.

LamaLama819 · 5 months

haha xD hilarious

BrokeTheInterweb · 5 months

High bus-riding is one of my favorite things to do. It makes the really long rides extraordinarily fascinating.

Charmstrong · 5 months

Riding the bus is like the biggest buzzkill

thedolphinator · 5 months

I just love it when I'm at an [8]+ on the bus and there are so many people on there that someone is literally pressed up against my back. They can't smell me, right?

gatzbysgreenlight · 5 months

weird. i just watched that movie last night and recognized it right away.

seditionist · 5 months

You must be high. There's too many white people on that bus.

gypsypanda · 5 months

currently mentally preparing myself to endure this feeling on the T

brendend · 5 months

so accurate

treemeat · 5 months

This is me right now...like, right now [7]

toolfan669 · 5 months

How I feel when using the bus while black

CoffeeMakesMePoop · 5 months

Love me a good hippy speedball before the bus ride to school.

A real rap song, u got 6 min, like rap, watch this

stphni · 5 months

I had an awful anxiety attack on a bus in Austin, TX. Being high on a bus in a strange city wasn't my best idea.

snow_white_widow · 5 months

This is higly relatable for me.

ZeeHanzenShwanz · 5 months

Is it time to bring back nailed it yet? Cause you seriously nailed it

le_x_X · 5 months

Haha man thats how I feel pretty much anywhere I go stoned...

Everything_Is_Irie · 5 months

Hahah, this happens to me too. Probably cause I hot box my car and walk on the bus directly after.

GreatGo0glyMo0gly · 5 months

Better

AspiringRockstar · 5 months

i know that feel bro. i was just walking home and i was thinking all the cars that were passing had people looking at me from in them. first time tokin some dro and i just reached my highest

abom420 · 5 months

How I feel walking to the checkout of a gas station with 2 tubs of Ben & Jerry's, a bag of trail mix (gardetto's) and a 2 liter of mountain dew

"And a grape swisher please"

phident · 5 months

Well that made me way more uncomfortable than I thought it would, and it's been a long time since I smoked. That sativa heavy paranoia is difficult to forget!

DoktorMarbles · 5 months

This exact thing happened to me a few weeks ago. The bus was packed and I was forced to stand and hold on to the bar (it was ~7pm on the main route). I nearly fell over when the bus lurched forward and got "this guy...." looks from everyone. Not wanting to sit next to anyone, I awkwardly remained standing even after a couple seats opened up. The bus driver kept looking into the overhead mirror and I was sure he was staring at me.

entitude · 5 months

I just look at them with a crooked smile and keep on grinding. And fuck everyone looking crooked.

RobotBuddha · 5 months

For some reason this reminds me of scp-342 and how the ticket influences people to just keep shoving you back on as you ride to your death, without them even realizing they're doing it.

KYLYKaHYT · 5 months

You need to start smoking better shit, my friend.

lindabug · 5 months

I don't know if it's just because I'm stoned or what, but that gif scared the crap out of me haha.

Postman_Butters · 5 months

Last time I was at a [6] and got on a bus, I was the only one on there. The driver ended up chatting away with me, and even introduced himself. Why does this never happen when I'm at a [0]?

78up · 5 months

Using a bus! Stoners crack me up!

0_BITTIES · 5 months

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MTLafterdark · 5 months

One word: plastics. Wait, sorry.... That's The Graduate. Sunglasses. Yes, sunglasses.

InvaderSkoodge · 5 months

I think this is the greatest gif I have ever witnessed.

col_4BIN · 5 months

This would make a hilarious Facebook cover picture

AngryMogambo · 5 months

I know Paranoia is enemy when you are high. It always creeps up when you are least expecting. And its a bitch because you cannot quickly step back from the situation to regroup, otherwise just keep digging yourself into to a hole.

marbar24 · 5 months

Just like the Austrian Straßenbahn

jakeandbake27 · 5 months

[deleted] · 5 months

Yeah, I feel the exact opposite. Our transport system sucks so much ass, I can't use it sober. Period.

Syrano · 5 months

OMG i totally feel ya bro! D:

[deleted] · 5 months

Yuck this is why I quit smoking... I wish I liked it but I don't

Zarfi · 5 months

I think that bout somes it up nicely for me at a [10]

were_gay · 5 months

I think /r/creepy would be into this gif.

kasumi1190 · 5 months

Not just your imagination, you reek of pot in a small cramped space and look fucked up. Yes, we all are actually looking at you...amazed at the fact that you might think you blend in.

phasemydh · 5 months

I love riding the bus high, visibility is so much better than in a car, the world feels like it's moving.

thekid_frankie · 5 months

I never understand why people get like this when they are high. I have never had issues with being paranoid and I really enjoy being around other people, whether they are stoned too, sober, strangers, whatever, I just enjoy the interaction. Rarely do I get called out on it either.
But I bet it is a bit of a rush for you at the same time.

CLThornet · 5 months

loled at "using" the bus.....

xerickeduardox · 5 months

LULZ

freakles · 5 months

viva the peasant wagon!

ohShiro · 5 months

I felt like that in class once.

iBaked · 4 months

Every damn day I feel like this!

one__________ · 5 months

pvrvnoiv

StonersAgainstRTrees · 5 months

Well, guess what? People don't give a shit and the world doesn't revolve around you.

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