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Must have been a slow day at the Death Eaters meeting... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]potterarchyDeputy Head., Badger Mama 52 points53 points ago

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Oh lord, what a crossover. I'd pay to see that.

For anyone who doesn't know, that's Alan Rickman playing Metatron in Dogma. See also this picture, which is still one of my favorites. Ever. Of any actor.

...I'll be in my bunk.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCKHEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M A LION RARARARARARARARARRR 12 points13 points ago

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Got that bitch on VHS, motherfucker.

[–]anyaliciousResident Snape Anti-Apologist 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, god, I just tried to re-watch the VHS last year and was horrified at the quality. Hilarious.

[–]samw11[The Accountant Weasley Cousin] 5 points6 points ago

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Me too! Love that film!

[–]Kahnqueror[Snape's Faithful Disciple] 2 points3 points ago

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Rawr. Love that pic.

[–]gtjiniHPiddyInDaHizzle 0 points1 point ago

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That's how he normally is. He hides the wings to play something other than a sexy silver-tongued angel.

[–]kivakiMermish Translator 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh, you mean besides the fiery entrance and the expansive wingspan?"

[–]Harashaw 0 points1 point ago

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That's odd, I thought Draco was the one who usually got wings in bad fanfic.

[–]FmMan3 25 points26 points ago

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Whenever I see anything quoted from Alan Rickman, I always read it in the low dreary depressing voice of Marvin.

[–]potterarchyDeputy Head., Badger Mama 3 points4 points ago

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I actually have been listening to the original BBC radio series of H2G2 (which, I didn't know this, inspired the books in the first place - I always assumed it was the other way around, but anyway), and Alan Rickman did a spot-on job in the movie, absolutely amazing. He sounds almost identical to the original radio Marvin.

[–]Batty-Koda 1 point2 points ago

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0_o, I did not know that.

Is there someplace they're available online legally?

[–]potterarchyDeputy Head., Badger Mama 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing that you can stream, that I can find, but Amazon does have all five parts in one CD set, if you're interested.

[–]Batty-Koda 0 points1 point ago

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Cool, thanks. I'll check around if iTunes or something has a digital copy available.

Also, somehow end up on harry potter subreddit... talk about hitchiker's guide... I'm not very good at reddit I think.

[–]potterarchyDeputy Head., Badger Mama 0 points1 point ago

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This is the second time in two days, actually.

reddit = NERDS. NERDS EVERYWHERE.

[–]widarlein 19 points20 points ago

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Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

[–]SlowZerglingFor the Swarm...oops, wrong fandom 4 points5 points ago*

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I wish I could upvote this more than once. I've seen the movie many times but this gif still makes me giggle.

Also I would so love this to be true. Party full of drunken Death Eaters? Is there a footage anywhere? :D

[–]Honeymaid 29 points30 points ago

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Quidditch World Cup

[–]lizzindc 2 points3 points ago

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Wrap party?

[–]southernbelle2332 4 points5 points ago

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just watched Dogma last night and seeing Alan Rickman made the movie a million times better.

[–]dillonkediggerydon't 8 points9 points ago

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"See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll". I feel like this is probably why snape was so mad all the time...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hah! You get a giant upvote because I just finished listening to Stephen Fry read the "Dark Lord Ascending" chapter.

[–]BillyWonderful[not the headmaster] 1 point2 points ago

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anyone else notice the Metatron is dressed a lot like Potter?

and here and here

[–]NineteenthJester 1 point2 points ago

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I heard the hoodies the angels wear in that movie are supposed to represent their missing halos.

[–]pariser 1 point2 points ago

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According to the Directors Cut, it wasn't to represent anything. The costume designer just decided that at all times the Angels would be wearing hoods.

[–]NineteenthJester 1 point2 points ago

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Not according to IMDb.

[–]Leto_Atreides_II 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, there's a lot of things on there which aren't necessarily true for many many movies.

[–]pariser 0 points1 point ago

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My bad, just reporting the Directors Cut

[–]kivakiMermish Translator 1 point2 points ago

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Prophets. In a manner of speaking..... two of them.

[–]zennz29 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I never out it together. Guess I need to see Dogma again

[–]potterarchyDeputy Head., Badger Mama 5 points6 points ago

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You always need to see Dogma again.

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