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[–]daeedorian 194 points195 points ago

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I wish people would stop drawing artillery silencers on the bathroom stalls at work.

[–]Lumpiii 333 points334 points ago*

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Experimental German army artillery silencer. A little old, though it really exists / existed. One prototype built AFAIK. Still, it wasn't built for use in combat, but just so that the neighbours living next to the artillery range in Meppen would stop bitching about the noise. Couldn't hear David Hasselhoff due to all the racket...

They even made a new one for the Leopard II.

Relevant

[–]ezekiel25-17 8 points9 points ago

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You know what would be nice in these comments? A video...

[–]jaggazz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Ravaha 38 points39 points ago

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Upvote for informative post + good Hasselhoff joke thrown in.

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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Serious question: Why does the German people adore the Hasselhoff so much? In particular his singing career, not his knight riding.

[–]Heiminator 68 points69 points ago*

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because he brought down the wall and reunited my fellow countrymen from east and west germany, it's a mystery to me why the americans didn't make him president yet! (if you don't believe me, you can watch footage from the day he brought down the wall right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIwLuy7grSM&feature=related here)

seriously though, there is a german genre of music called "schlager", a weird mixture of folk and pop music that can only be enjoyed when you are either over 60 years of age or have drunk quite a lot of german beer. hasselhoff released several schlager songs (even in german) around here at the height of his popularity in the late 80's, early 90's. old people and drunk people still listen to that shit and adore hasselhoff for it. add to that the fact that all his scandals were not major news in germany and you got an alcoholic ex-star with a frighteningly large fan base (which grows even larger because many young people are "in on the joke" and play his music at parties just for shits and giggles). it also helps that he still performs pretty regularly in germany, check this shit out, my grandma watches that, its hasselhoff, drunk german pensioners and people in lederhosen all compressed in 2 minutes of german culture overkill :-)

[–]randomb0y 14 points15 points ago

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I will never forgive Germany for the Schlager genre.

[–]Heiminator 8 points9 points ago

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me neither, and the worst part is that all these schlager shows on prime time state tv are being financed with my tax payer money. i gotta visit my grandma this weekend, and i am already scared of having to endure that shit for days

seriously, my personal imagination of hell looks like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYAuhRbFzg

[–]randomb0y 6 points7 points ago

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OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[–]Heiminator 7 points8 points ago

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fun fact: the annoying blonde guy in that video is one of germanys highest paid entertainers, there are only a handful of people in the entertainment business that make more money than he does with his bullshit

[–]randomb0y 4 points5 points ago

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[–]liqdnitro 2 points3 points ago

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OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT

Welp, guess I better click that. Incidentally, you were right

[–]Spitinthacoola 3 points4 points ago

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Watch all the audience members clap at different times. With the volume off...

[–]ennercy 4 points5 points ago

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rhythm-monsters those germans

[–]cholo_aleman 1 point2 points ago

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they are about as rhythmic as old people everywhere around the world..

[–]moldy_laundry 1 point2 points ago

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...and the only nation who can get away with non-sexual leather pants

[–]iforgotmypw-again 2 points3 points ago

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i bet half of them are deaf anyway

[–]Lumpiii 2 points3 points ago

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That would explain the music...

[–]blankey2 1 point2 points ago

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that was mesmerizing. not in a good way.

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[–]Heiminator 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully where Roy Black is as well, in the afterlife

[–]Klathmon 0 points1 point ago

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and you all thought lady gaga was bad...

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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I see. Thanks for the explanation.

[–]Lumpiii 19 points20 points ago

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In addition, German people nowadays play with the stereotype that they all love David Hasselhoff. How's that for German humour? Problem is, nobody realises it's a joke, since you'd never expect that from a German...

[–]Discchord 4 points5 points ago

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Wow... Thanks so much for sharing that second video...

I've always thought of England as being like Hogwarts, until I saw football hooligans. I always thought of Germany as an 80s Darkwave music video, until I saw that. My cultural awareness has greatly expanded on this day.

Are these the psychotic consevatives I've heard about that hate video games and freedom?

[–]Heiminator 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, that's the average german population over 60 :-)

[–]Zombieklopper 0 points1 point ago

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yep, i think most of it is the German version of rednecks

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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So he's Germany's chuck Norris?

[–]Heiminator 4 points5 points ago*

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if you add some of charlie sheens tigerblood in the mix :-)

[–]rasmusdf 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously epic video - it deserves the front page in itself ;-)

[–]Heiminator 4 points5 points ago

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yeah definitely :-)

the fan cult hasselhoff is confronted with in germany might actually explain his delusions about playing an integral part in the german reunification, thats hundreds of thousands of people cheering for him at germanys most famous plaza, two decades after his career was basically over, that must fuck with his sense of selfperception

we feel like we "adopted" him as a national icon and treat him with the respect everyone else lost for him years ago :-)

[–]CommanderSpleen 2 points3 points ago

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we feel like we "adopted" him as a national icon and treat him with the respect everyone else lost for him years ago :-)

That sums it up pretty accurately

[–]rasmusdf 1 point2 points ago

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Harmless fun, and basically a nice thing to do ;-)

[–]cubicle_jockey 1 point2 points ago

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your video led me down a very interesting hole... I think this might be your version of ricky martin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rwb97ou49s&feature=related

[–]Lumpiii 2 points3 points ago

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He would be... Problem is, he's from Styria in Austria. But, as history has shown, someone from Austria who makes it big in Germany can't be bad, right?

[–]allocater 9 points10 points ago

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  • The young people loved him for Knight Rider.
  • The middle age people loved him for Baywatch.
  • The old people loved him for his singing.

He hit the Trifecta

[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

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Mother of God....

[–]Lazook 4 points5 points ago

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There are more American people saying we adore him than German people who actually do. The 90s are over; no one talks about him anymore (maybe aside from seniors or people who are making a joke).

[–]ReneG8 3 points4 points ago

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As a German I hate that fucking stereotype, its not even true. Apart from Heiminators explanation, he doesn't appear in german contemporary media at all.

[–]TheDefeatist 9 points10 points ago

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An annoying and largely untrue stereotype about your country?

I wish I knew what you were talking about, but as an American living in the South, I'm too busy being fat, ignorant, racist, self-absorbed, homophobic, islamophobic, xenophobic and stupid. Between that, the time I spend bible thumping, and shooting the hundreds of guns I carry around, I just don't have the time to try and understand your situation.

tld;dr: I know that feel, bro. Stereotypes suck.

[–]ReneG8 6 points7 points ago

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Lucky for you, all the americans I met so far were nothing but really cool chaps and ladies. But I guess foreign countries do not attract the gun toting religious fanatics.

[–]TheDefeatist 1 point2 points ago

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That's kind of my point...most of us are nothing like that.

[–]NegativeD 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't I see you post your collection of guns with a confederate flag over them in r/guns last year.

[–]El_Snuffy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh snap!

[–]if-loop -1 points0 points ago*

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To be fair, roughly 50% of your people vote for the GOP's presidential candidate every four years.

The fact that Santorum is even considered as a presidential candidate, for example, is totally unreal from an European/German point of view.

More than one-third of Americans are obese.

There are over 9000 churches per sq mi in the South and a very large portion of you seems to hate gay people.

Not all stereotypes about a country are untrue. Of course, not all Americans are the same. But even if only 20% of the people match a stereotype, I would not say it's totally untrue.

There are many stereotypes about Germans that are true. This Hasselhoff thing, however, is just nonsense.

[–]ElliotM 0 points1 point ago

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By the same logic, is the (American) stereotype that black men are criminals fair, given the incarceration rate for an African-American male in the United States is a shade under 30%? Clearly this is a subjective issue, however simply using correlative statistics is a very heavy-handed approach.

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[–]if-loop 1 point2 points ago*

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Really? You didn't get the "over 9000" in italics? Anyway: http://i.imgur.com/2UGFh.jpg

[–]gzrecoil 0 points1 point ago

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dare I ask where that is

[–]if-loop 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ravaha 1 point2 points ago

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Same could be said about Justin Bieber..... At least fans of Hasselhoff couldnt be accused of being child molesters.

[–]groftsnurw 1 point2 points ago

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We don't.

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[–]Ravaha 2 points3 points ago

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With all the penis jokes flooding this thread........

[–]B0h1c4 5 points6 points ago

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Glad to see this post at the top. I came to make a comment about how it would be counter productive to hide your location with a silencer when said silencer is huge and permanently mounted to the ground.

The Hasselhoff explanation makes perfect sense.

[–]Not-Impressed 11 points12 points ago

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Couldn't hear David Hasselhoff due to all the racket...

That's a nasty stereotype. Haven't the Germans been vilified enough with Nazism.

[–]paultjeb 2 points3 points ago

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That is the shooting range where they fire from one range, the shell flies over a village and it lands in the other range?

[–]Lumpiii 1 point2 points ago

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No, I think that range has been closed down after at least one incident where they accidently took off the church's spire with a shell...

Could be misinformed, though.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a real thing? Because... wow...

[–]HaveSexWithMe 2 points3 points ago

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it kinda looks like a big penis in camo.

[–]can_i_get_a_1-up 1 point2 points ago

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If you bought a house near an artillery range, what right do you have to even complain??

[–]I_shouldnt_register 2 points3 points ago

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What if an artillery range settles near the house you bought ?

[–]can_i_get_a_1-up 1 point2 points ago

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My ass would be at city hall pitching a fit about them lowering property values by 'settling' an artillery range by a residential area. I'd use my friend on the zoning board as leverage. How dare they!

[–]I_shouldnt_register 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't the sight of a giant camo'ed penis raise the property value through the roof though ?

[–]can_i_get_a_1-up 0 points1 point ago

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I live near Philadelphia, so... yes. Touché, reddit.

[–]erratic_thought 1 point2 points ago

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Here is how it's built.

[–]nhupress 1 point2 points ago

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So you're telling me that my balls would be much louder without my dong?

[–]omginternets 0 points1 point ago

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One question. Why?

Seriously, artillery is supposed to be used for indirect fire support at long range. When you're doing it right, the enemy won't have a damn clue where it's coming from, silencer or no silencer.

Right?

[–]Lumpiii 9 points10 points ago*

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Right. As I said, the reason behind this silencer is that there is a village near this shooting range and artillery tends to be quite noisy when fired. People living in the village nearby complained about the noise and since the shooting range is used to test different types of ammunition and effect on target, the howitzer an thus also the silencer can stay in place and do not have to be moved. This way, the range can stay in use and people living nearby can still rock out on good music and their listening experience will not be blemished by the shots fired.

[–]omginternets 2 points3 points ago

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Oh okay! That's what I get for reading quickly while doing other things =)

[–]Twisted_Fate -3 points-2 points ago

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The vehicle pictured is the M109G 155mm self-propelled howitzer.

Nope. Its PzH2000.

Also, who the hell shoots live ammunition in the hearing distance from the city ? And what about small arms fire, that can be heard from miles away ?

[–]cstross 14 points15 points ago

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Germany: 357,000 square kilometres. 82 million inhabitants.

Texas: 692,000 square kilometres. 25.6 million inhabitants.

Overall, Germany has over six times the population density of a US state -- not to mention mountain ranges and other areas that are unsuitable for locating an artillery firing range. It's not like they've got Nevada or North Dakota as places to site the loud stuff.

[–]Sultan_of_Schwung 23 points24 points ago

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They tried to remedy the noise problem twice in the last century by moving the shooting ranges to other countries, but then the inhabitants of those countries started bitching.

[–]BoyWithAThorn -1 points0 points ago

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The French didn't have much of a problem with it, judging by their 'opposition' to invasion.

[–]I_shouldnt_register 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, resistance's bombs were noisy too.

[–]5-4-3-2-1-bang -1 points0 points ago

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I'm quibbling, but the problem with your comparison is that you chose the second largest state in the union. Of course you're going to get a lower population density.

Instead let's not choose an out lier and instead let's use Missouri -- 21st state by total size, 18th by population. Right around the middle for both stats, so should be a good approximation of the normal.

69704 sq km, 6,010,688 people. 86 people / sq km.

Germany (according to your numbers -- I'm lazy) has roughly 229 people / sq km.

So Germany is (on average) 3x as dense, not 6x.

[–]wildwichtel 0 points1 point ago*

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If you want to compare average density, why don´t you just do that, rather than picking random states.

USA: 33.7/km2 or 87.4/sq mi (Turns out, Missouri wasn´t such a bad choice, but you mixed up km and miles)

Germany: 229/km2 or 593/sq mi (Source: Wikipedia)

So you were both wrong. USA is roughly 7x as densely populated as Germany.

[–]5-4-3-2-1-bang 0 points1 point ago*

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D'oh... was going for the right measurement and blew it. Thanks.

(Though I'd postulate that it's 1/7th as densely populated. ;) )

[–]wildwichtel 0 points1 point ago

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Touché ;-)

[–]Fenring 0 points1 point ago

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But it's really the minimum density, not the average density, that matters. You don't need artillery ranges all over the place, you only need one really sparse area that you can put all of them in.

Also, according to Wolfram Alpha, Texas has the 23rd highest population density of states in the continental US, and a higher population density than the U.S. as a whole. Wyoming, which has the lowest, has about 6 people per square mile, compared to Germany's 610 people per square mile.

[–]5-4-3-2-1-bang 1 point2 points ago

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Well if your sole criteria is population density, head to Alaska -- 1.1 people / square mile. Do us a favor and site it in Wasilla so we hopefully can drown out airhead up there.

[–]Fenring 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to mention Alaska, except that's complicated because of environmental concerns.

[–]5-4-3-2-1-bang 1 point2 points ago

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I'm willing to look the other way as long as some warheads are "accidentally" fired into Wasilla. :)

[–]cholo_aleman 8 points9 points ago*

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no my misinformed friend, this is a m109g alright. this is a pzh2000. note the different running gear, and the additional track guard.

as for your second question: germany is densely populated, so you're always literally within earshot of someone. which makes it necessary to have some arrangement in place with regard to the noise these things generate. hence the (experimental, i should add) silencer.

[–]Twisted_Fate 0 points1 point ago

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Point taken.

And Germany has a 200 mi2 military range near Grafenwohr (and bigger in Bergen), it sure isn't White Sands, but noise shouldn't be an issue.

[–]cholo_aleman 0 points1 point ago

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well, technically yes. but grafenwöhr, as well as wildflecken, or colbitz-letzlinger heide are strictly training areas. the main testing facility at the WTD in meppen (which, by the way, is a large firing area as well, at about 8-10 km) is purpose-built for the evaulation of new material. this includes special measuring equipment, as well as the ability to perform these tests in (relative) secrecy. grafenwöhr, as well as the other training areas are being used for training purposes only, and are built as such. since facilities for the evaluation of artillery are hard to come by and there are no other places available, this is the solution they chose.

[–]Priapulid 0 points1 point ago

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If you get a chance visit Lawton, Oklahoma. You can hear artillery fire from Ft Sill all the time. The windows of the house I lived in there would rattle with the impacts.

[–]Skitrel 190 points191 points ago

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Site's down, 76 comments and not 1 imgur mirror.

Bummer.

EDIT: Found it myself

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/220/bw_pzh_155mm_m109_schalldaempfer_wtd_meppen-001.jpg

[–]imnotabus 42 points43 points ago

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That's a penis!

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[–]theASDF 4 points5 points ago

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thanks at the same time its kinda funny that you decided to directly link the image again instead of sharing it on imgur

[–]mwilliams42 8 points9 points ago

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and still no imgur mirror.

http://i.imgur.com/laC2X.jpg

[–]HydraCarbon 107 points108 points ago

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GUYS. We have to camouflage it. That way they don't see it coming.

[–]khag 84 points85 points ago

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[–]Simmons2pntO 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Zebezd 8 points9 points ago

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Why not both?

Also, don't forget that of course, it's got camo paint. I'm guessing they were going for hiding it with the SEP effect.

[–]likwidfuzion 2 points3 points ago

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You should laugh cause it's a huge penis.

[–]noisyturtle 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, this camo should hide it perfectly. No one suspects a thing.

[–]pootiechang 13 points14 points ago

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That's what my artillery silencer looks like.

If you know what I mean.

[–]matchstiq 22 points23 points ago

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Do you mean your penis? I think he means his penis.

[–]Kaptenpilot 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to take that one out for a test-fire. If you know what I'm talking about.

[–]TheYellowEmperor 60 points61 points ago

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[–]Pander 94 points95 points ago

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[–]cuddles666[S] 10 points11 points ago

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This thing is so unwieldy it's almost like someone did it as a dare.

[–]another_brick 13 points14 points ago

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"Fuck off, Bob, there is no way you can convince the general to build that thing..."

[–]9000hp 8 points9 points ago

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[–]themvf 16 points17 points ago

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All I see is ass sex.

[–]weedsmoker18 4 points5 points ago

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That's a very long and slender penis with an explosive orgasm

[–]AncientMarinade 7 points8 points ago

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Oh look, your mother's dildo arrived!

[–]erratic_thought 4 points5 points ago

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Here is another shot.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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it's your moms dildo

[–]CursiveFusion 6 points7 points ago

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Hmm. I can't quite put my finger on what it reminds me of. Reddit?

[–]__Demosthenes__ 18 points19 points ago

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You know damn well that it looks like a penis.

[–]project88 2 points3 points ago

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Nope, don't see it. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough.

[–]Krumpetify 2 points3 points ago

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Don't overdo it, or you'll go blind.

[–]awesomechemist 1 point2 points ago

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Any videos of this thing in action? I want to hear what a silenced tank sounds like.

[–]ButtTrumpet 1 point2 points ago

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Since the page goes to a 404 my only choice is to think that there is no such thing as an artillery silencer.

[–]baracudaboy 1 point2 points ago

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Object not found!

The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.

If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster.

Error 404

www.panzerbaer.de Thu Mar 8 21:18:54 2012 Apache/2.2.10 (Linux/SUSE)

[–]JDawg2332 3 points4 points ago

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IAMA Artillery Officer. This makes NO SENSE what so ever. I get that the people are complaining about noise. However, it looks as if you cannot change your azimuth of lay (initial direction you are pointing) or your deflection (pointing the tube left/right), only your Quadrant Elevation (pointing the tube up/down), unless this silencer can pivot. Basically you can only hit a small number of targets within an already small box (that's what she said). It would also reduce the muzzle velocity of each round by charge (powder), making it near impossible to accurately predict where each round will impact with a high level of confidence.

Although I guess it would also ensure you don't shoot the village.

[–]scirocco 2 points3 points ago

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probably for training only, and obviously not for accuracy.

In Germany, things are very close together, and there are some really tight rules on noise. This would allow them to train at the back half of the piece during "quiet hours" (depending on how effective it is).

[–]JDawg2332 0 points1 point ago

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I understand it's for training, but as artillerymen we pride ourselves in providing timely and accurate fires to supported units. Anyways, what good is training if you aren't going to hit your target?

Where we train it is very restrictive as well and we too have quiet hours. I guess I'm just saying it was a waste of time money and energy. But so goes the way of the military

[–]ElectricBatman 9 points10 points ago

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Looks like a dick.

[–]empressdavey 36 points37 points ago

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[–]kresblain 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Chevcheleos 1 point2 points ago

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apparently it isn't practical.

[–]Bongpig 0 points1 point ago

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no good for combat, but it has uses

[–]AKnightAlone 0 points1 point ago

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You know what they say: "It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the artillery silencer."

[–]Grammer_NotZ 0 points1 point ago

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according to the top comments in the last two times this was posted, they weren't very good at reducing the noise either.

[–]I_shouldnt_register 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he meant some other use.

[–]bullyfish 1 point2 points ago

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Mario cannon.

[–]Inky_musty 1 point2 points ago

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Did you get this pic off tvtropes under 'Freud was right'?

[–]kwontemtek 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a huge...

[–]AKnightAlone 4 points5 points ago

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Artillery silencer. Yes, we've heard it before.

[–]Gyarados343 1 point2 points ago

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Moar like this is what a giant Chode looks like when placed with a tank.

[–]Killerkarpfen 1 point2 points ago

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This is an Artillerie Schalldämpfer. It dämpfes the Artillerie Schall!

[–]sheepsix 1 point2 points ago

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And here I always thought that was the icon for a broken image link.

[–]TheMediaSays 0 points1 point ago

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That's the second biggest silencer I've ever seen!

(to anyone who gets this reference: Hello person who also watched Nick and Night in the early 90s!)

[–]Burninator01 0 points1 point ago

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How are you supposed to aim that?

[–]meangrampa 1 point2 points ago

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You're not. It's at a testing facility and is just for testing the weapon. While disturbing the neighbors as little as possible.

[–]scornful 0 points1 point ago

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That looks like a giant...

[–]omfghi2u 0 points1 point ago

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I read "panzerbaer" and all I could think of was "holy shit, bear tanks"

[–]dasn4pp3l 0 points1 point ago

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downvote because of broken link

[–]jwhite0 0 points1 point ago

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I can't load the web page, at first I thought it was part of the joke, but I guess not...

[–]CobaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

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Broken.

[–]Bladelink 0 points1 point ago

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War: shoving its big metaphorical dick into other countries since the dawn of human history

[–]Dfnoboy 0 points1 point ago

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YOUR MOMS DILDO IS READY

[–]thehydrogenstick 0 points1 point ago

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Did we crash their server?

[–]SRowan 0 points1 point ago

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It goes "pewwwww"

[–]MJ13 0 points1 point ago

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Worlds largest vibrator

[–]giantbob 0 points1 point ago

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ctr+ f: penis. The work has been done.

[–]mjAUT 0 points1 point ago

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Mirror anyone?

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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Coincidentally, this is also what a repost looks like

[–]someredditorguy 0 points1 point ago

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At some point, the camo paint really just doesn't help.

[–]Cmrade_Dorian 0 points1 point ago

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Suppressor would be the more correct term. No gun actually has a silencer that I know of, there is always some sound that comes from it, you just suppress the noise to a much lower level.

[–]blueshirt29 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is what an artillery silencer looks like.

[–]_langa_ -5 points-4 points ago

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My GOD, that looks just like a giant c....

[–]stan_tm -5 points-4 points ago

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Cock fighting, sign my petition against cock fighting............. oh my that looks like a big fat w....

[–]rspeed 49 points50 points ago

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No, fuck you. This ends here.

[–]chrissuit33 4 points5 points ago

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You sir. Are a hero.

[–]klestor 0 points1 point ago

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No it doesn't end, it goes on and on my friend

[–]worksiah 0 points1 point ago

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Where are you in the fucking pun threads?

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[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

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Admit it. You laughed harder at this than you would've at yet another string of lame dick puns.

[–]another_brick 1 point2 points ago

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I concede. Reluctantly

[–]civilian11214 -1 points0 points ago

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All I saw was a dick and balls. Fuck you, internet.

[–]Rainfly_X 2 points3 points ago

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Note how you insert the tank shaft from behind.

Always helpful,

~ The internet.

[–]Starstryker -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like a giant....

[–]hypebeast 1 point2 points ago

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Copy-pasta. Sweet delicious copy...hey is that a

[–]klestor 1 point2 points ago

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Johnson! Get back to work! Is that a..

[–]davey3000 0 points1 point ago

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pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

[–]rotato -1 points0 points ago

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kinda NSFW

[–]Styxie 2 points3 points ago

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You would have to be a pretty big prude to find that very NSFW..

[–]rotato 1 point2 points ago

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This kinda looks like the huge cannon being penetrated by the tank. Just to make things clear.. doesn't it?

[–]Styxie 0 points1 point ago

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Yes it does. If i managed to open it on the PC at my college with many other people looking on and not get any reaction i'm sure you won't find it too bad :p

[–]adhd_bipolar_genius -1 points0 points ago

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The American military is not the only military that wastes massive amounts of money for useless devices.

[–]2Dfail -1 points0 points ago

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must have been for use against the navy

[–]blazemore -1 points0 points ago

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something something your mom's dildo

[–]Kextor -1 points0 points ago

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Wrong. That, is what a gargantuan artillery penis looks like.

[–]Geminii27 0 points1 point ago

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The US defense budget?

[–]Kextor 0 points1 point ago

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Well spent money, won't you say?

[–]I_shouldnt_register 0 points1 point ago

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US pays for German military expenses now ? Damn, obama !

[–]Geminii27 0 points1 point ago

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For values of "well" meaning "a deep hole in the ground"...

[–]5dagCVO -1 points0 points ago

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Look! I found you mom's dildo

[–]here_for_the_lols -1 points0 points ago

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so you mean essentially looks like a dick?

[–]InverseX -1 points0 points ago

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I have this incredible thought of a massive artillery piece firing with the hollywood style silenced gun sound.

God I want to see that.

[–]Ingmar -1 points0 points ago

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And this is for shooting down police helicopters...

[–]r0cksteady -1 points0 points ago

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Both interesting and phallic shaped. If only there was a cat, this would be the perfect reddit post!

[–]samuraislider -1 points0 points ago

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Of course it does.