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[–]bwilkz 75 points76 points ago

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why do that kid's eyes in the back suddenly pop out of their sockets

[–]hernan17 16 points17 points ago

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Canned spray on fire safety goggles

[–]denfilade 5 points6 points ago

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Flammable fire safety goggles.

[–]nerdgetsfriendly 6 points7 points ago

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Inflammable fire safety goggles.

[–]Mrmac23 0 points1 point ago

Forget which, doesn't matter!

[–]reads-in-voices 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jotch 0 points1 point ago

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Man, id laugh so hard if that was really a thing and you saw people spraying them on all the time.

[–]monkat 31 points32 points ago

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It's silly string.

[–]rchsun 3 points4 points ago

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yah i thought that at first... but those are some legit goggles that just pop up... wtf

[–]FreakyLinks 10 points11 points ago

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Seriously? No one has ever had those awesome slinky eye glasses?

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

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I just nostalgia'd all over my desk.

[–]popping101 1 point2 points ago

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Your comment actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]themvf 1 point2 points ago

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Yea wtf.

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

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He's in demonic ecstasy; his eyes are actually rolling back in his head. To him, setting people on fire, especially when they're REALLY happy gets him off. He's like, "Oh, all happy: nope..." <make fire> "Laugh now, byatch."

[–]Iminurcomputer 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why I bother thinking I'm the first person to wonder WTF is that about. It seriously looks like eye-protection used in high heat or light situations.... this kid was TRYING to start him on fire so he would get that guys PSP when he died!

[–]Plippet -1 points0 points ago

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i was literally about to write the same thing

[–]jeepdave 14 points15 points ago

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Never cross the streams.

[–]MrBriggs360 15 points16 points ago

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Youtube - I was my own birthday candle

Video link. Good show! lol

[–]d00m3d_d00d 20 points21 points ago

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Death by silly string. The only manly way to go.

[–]AlreadyRedditBefore 13 points14 points ago

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Nothing silly about that string

[–]Cheshire057 0 points1 point ago

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There was a 1000 ways to die that had a kid die from silly sting on fire.

[–]deloreanz 16 points17 points ago

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silly string + birthday cake = napalm helmet

[–]coldpizza4brkfast 6 points7 points ago

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Dibs on the band name, Napalm Helmet.

[–]Jollzwin 6 points7 points ago

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Racially motivated assaults with silly string are skyrocketing, we must end this now.

Silly string 2012

[–]dickobags 1 point2 points ago

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THE LRAA

Lord's Resistance Aerosol-String Army

[–]SF4L 16 points17 points ago

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So that's why older people go bald.

[–]AlreadyRedditBefore 31 points32 points ago

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His birthday, was a blast.

[–]greenjelibean 8 points9 points ago

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Actually I would say that the whole thing went, up in flames.

[–]Morfolk 8 points9 points ago

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As an adult you mostly feel burned out after birthday parties anyway.

[–]throwaway_poster 0 points1 point ago*

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He probably blacked out.

[–]Ninej -3 points-2 points ago

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I think the black kid is at fault he is the one to flame

[–]Maple_D[S] -1 points0 points ago

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literally... right?

[–]jdk 14 points15 points ago

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Sometimes the hive will consider your attempt at adding to a joke as not getting the joke.

Don't fight the judgmental penis, just relax and take it all in.

[–]Maple_D[S] 13 points14 points ago

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I'm taking it.. I will not delete.ಠ_ಠ

[–]jdk 1 point2 points ago

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Easy now, you will learn to love it.

[–]asshatnowhere 2 points3 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]kragniz -4 points-3 points ago

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SO NOBLE

[–]dickobags -3 points-2 points ago*

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so gay and overplayed.

[–]jmthetank 0 points1 point ago

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Says "dickobags".

[–]Schwinehund 3 points4 points ago

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Do you mind of I steal that last line for use tonight?

[–]dontpickausername 2 points3 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpeg

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[–]dickobags 0 points1 point ago

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wat

[–]J4k0b42 6 points7 points ago

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Something similar happened to my friend. He decided to blow out the last candle on his cake with an air horn. It re-lit all the candles... and his hair.

[–]KaptanOats 3 points4 points ago

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If they blow him out, will his wish come true?

[–]jmthetank -1 points0 points ago

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Yup. By definition.

[–]jascri 1 point2 points ago

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Serious string

[–]manark 1 point2 points ago

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dumbass kids

[–]WhiteY515 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw this on America's Funniest Home Videos back in 1995

[–]Notthefocalpoint 0 points1 point ago

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Geordi LaForge was a bad bad kid.

[–]paulywood55 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Burn day

[–]DVSSTOMMYC 0 points1 point ago

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BOOM! HEADSHOT!

[–]imfuckingawesome 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone notice the small black kid in the back gets sprayed in the eyes immediately?

[–]captainqaz 0 points1 point ago

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This is how the Joker killed his dad

[–]ChaosFarmClothing 0 points1 point ago

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Never noticed the kid in the back gets it directly in the eyes first spray from the other kid.

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, the gold old days. The kid on the right was on my Grandfather's high school football team and used to tell the story of this evening all the time.

[–]itslate 0 points1 point ago

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shouldve waited to blow out the candles son

[–]linkthat 0 points1 point ago

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The woman on the left crossed her fingers menacingly. SHE FUCKING PLANNED IT!

[–]dens421 3 points4 points ago

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WIIIIITCH!!

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[–]Rainfly_X 0 points1 point ago

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If his wish was for everybody to think he was hot, than yeah, I'd say he got it.

[–]thevideoclown 0 points1 point ago

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"fuck this birthday sucks, wish I was dead"

[–]TheDanielsaurus -2 points-1 points ago

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He's going to... fire... those party planners.

[–]CarolynManson -2 points-1 points ago

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" go go black kid saftey goggles"

[–]sherax138 -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank god the children backed away!

[–]liljimz18 -1 points0 points ago

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good thing the baby backed away from the table

[–]Jfosteriam -1 points0 points ago

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The baby knew what was up the whole time, he covered his ears and backed the fuck up real fast.

[–]Volsana -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't see it.

[–]krispwnsu -2 points-1 points ago

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Best hit squad in the game. No one suspects nerdy kids.

[–]Gabrealz -2 points-1 points ago

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He certainly remained the head of the party

[–]flytaggart1 -2 points-1 points ago

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Ooohhhhh nnnoooo!!!!

[–]slayer8a -2 points-1 points ago

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Did he get his wish? I hope it was for a fire extinguisher.

[–]AD-Edge -2 points-1 points ago

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Caterpie uses string shot...? Its super effective?

[–]fuzziwhisker -2 points-1 points ago

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Yep.

[–]redlabel -3 points-2 points ago

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hehehehe... LOL!!

[–]monkat -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh god...hope the cameraman was an adult.

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal -3 points-2 points ago

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dats for MLK, cracka!