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[–]dugganmania 12 points13 points ago

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Must... have... higher resolution

[–]heycheero[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It was stretch to fit on mine :/

[–]IveRedditalready 0 points1 point ago

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..so two mice fall in a bucket of cream..

[–]Rangourthaman_ 6 points7 points ago

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This has always been my favorite to change someones background to if they are not looking. Stretch to fit that motherfucker too, giving it that extra nasty feel.

[–]heycheero[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It made me laugh and cringe.

[–]joehnny 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, brother!

[–]heycheero[S] 1 point2 points ago

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This guy^

[–]zth25 6 points7 points ago

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[–]moltencheese 2 points3 points ago

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I got really drunk the other night and woke up with this as my wallpaper. I regret nothing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Washington is liking Michelle.

[–]flowstoneknight 1 point2 points ago

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"I love it. It's great. It makes me feel all... tingly inside."

-Walken, on sunshine.

[–]iwaxeverything 1 point2 points ago

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My brother does this to me every time he asks to use my lap top. Except instead of a clever Christopher Walken photo, he changes it to a giant, stinky turd or an overweight, aged white male in the middle of taking a giant, stinky turd. You'd think I'd know by now...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is my current wallpaper.

[–]Estydeez 1 point2 points ago

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posting to find it later, my keyboard lights up purple too, this is gonna be sick

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa... Keyboard that lights up purple? Do want.

[–]alien6 3 points4 points ago

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I'm walken, on.... sunshine. Oh oh oh. I'm walken... on sunshine.

[–]chemguy90 0 points1 point ago

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And it must feel good!

[–]TheDanielsaurus 0 points1 point ago

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This oughta brighten your day up.

[–]Dranx17 0 points1 point ago

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Not Tiny Dancin' Man, Tiny Danson Man.

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

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Weapon of Choice!

[–]kampai12 0 points1 point ago

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I would never notice if someone changed mine :( I see it maybe once a week because I always have 2 chrome windows over the desktop.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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woa-oh!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fantastic!!

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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And it's time to feel good!

Thanks, got that song stuck in my head now.

[–]hdyar 0 points1 point ago

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The walken photo is from a freeze of him dancing in the music video Weapon on Choice by Fatboy Slim. Go watch it.

[–]pesadelo 0 points1 point ago

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That picture of him was a still from a music video. I saw it back in high school. What the hell was the video? I really liked the song, just haven't heard it since.

[–]awesomechemist 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pesadelo -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you, good sir. I will be having a fit of nostalgia for my teenage years, now. Have an upvote.