That moment when you realise you are high

PhxF · 6 months

When you rewatch the gif to make sure they're floating?

infamousoni · 6 months

Shit is blowin my mind, man...

tihs_eht · 6 months

It took me like three tries to read that last part.

OnlyStandard · 6 months

I remember one time I was on a road trip with friends.

I looked out the window and told the driver, "Oh dude, there's a train next to us."

He kinda laughed, and 5 minutes later I realized it wasn't the light from our car reflecting off of the train, but lights from the city in the distance. There was no train.

Yeah, I was high.

dasthegreen · 6 months

3 POINTS FOR... wait where am I?

Mountaineerhill · 6 months

Not that the wands or wizards and other stuff would do it first

Blakeacake · 6 months

I took me a few times to read this... then I laughed uncontrollably four approximately three minutes. I'm not high. But I'm drunk. And I know the feeling. Thank you for this amazing thing.

leedorham · 6 months

In the grocery store, realize been staring at cereal for 30 minutes, checkout, go home, apologize to wife, she says you've only been gone 10 minutes.

golden-boy · 6 months

or... 'Wait-a-minute, how long have I been standing here talking to myself?'

Dr_turtlebear · 6 months

One time I was^high, I got a boner.

Long story short, the keys were never found and the alligator was taken back to the zoo.

hosj321 · 6 months

That gif should of lasted longer...too short man too sh

Gradual_Incest · 6 months

I had a similar experience. I was about a [5] and gradually making my way up to what would surely be an [8] if not a [9]. I was in my living room with some college friends and my sister. They were hitting on her, as per usual (she models), but weren’t getting anywhere. I remember my attention drifting to the sliding glass door and terrace beyond—two sets of glowing eyes hovered just at the edge of our barbeque pit. I was low enough on the scale to realize I was high but climbing steadily enough to continue staring back, perturbed. I wasn’t aware that the conversation behind me had halted so, apparently I had been staring for quite some time (as relayed to me by a friend afterward) I must have been at least a [7] if not an [8] when the eyes began to multiply. As they did, I could feel my jeans unbuckle and unzip, sliding past my thighs and to my knees. I could only focus on the multitude of glowing, feral orbs. They began undulating, playing counterpoint to the pulls of wet pressure around the base of my length. They slid the glass door aside and flowed in to the room. A deluge of sodium light washed over my gawping friends and my sister, who was lodged firmly between my knees. I thought we were all experiencing this phenomenon as one, but I was wrong.

qwerji · 6 months

i loled

slid3r · 6 months

Relevant.

Dumpster_Baby · 6 months

Please use /r/reactiongifs

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