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[–]TalekAetem 535 points536 points ago

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I love how Miranda's ass is just there

[–]Didnt_happen 325 points326 points ago

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[–]Bumperpegasus 196 points197 points ago

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Schh... Don't say anything.

Just enjoy

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[–]Bumperpegasus 194 points195 points ago

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Strokes your hair and leans closer

Wanna find out?

[–]Ninjanovio117 138 points139 points ago

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...I should go.

[–]ZedSpot 15 points16 points ago

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Would you like a glass of water?

[–]Dustinm16 13 points14 points ago

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"vould you like a glass of vater"

FTFY

[–]derpson_herp 43 points44 points ago

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He isn't Dracula

[–]creynam 2 points3 points ago

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Three glasses! \|/

[–]Ninjanovio117 0 points1 point ago

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Gimme some more stuff...in the thing more stuff goes in...

[–]Sporkinat0r 3 points4 points ago

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I need an adult!

[–]Dazing 1 point2 points ago

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[–]smallsegmentofpork 2 points3 points ago

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that should get you started off

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 2 points3 points ago

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This is how I feel about r/ClopClop.

[–]jarsofBONES 2 points3 points ago

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Curiosity got the best of me. This pretty much sums up my reaction; ಠ_ಠ backs away slowly

[–]IAmAtomato 7 points8 points ago

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This was mine:

Oh my God! Ohhhhhh my Gooooooooooooood...

fap.. fap...... fap fap..... fap fap fap......... FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP####FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't know?

Saves you from the shameful google searches ;D.

[–]Calsun 4 points5 points ago

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lol I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous an entire subreddit being dedicated to Miranda's ass is....

BRB GOTTA FAP

[–]Aredler 4 points5 points ago

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7 Mirandas, 2 Sheppard faces, 1 Tali, zero Asari... I am disappoint.

[–]kezdog92 7 points8 points ago

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I sure hope they don't make a mass erect sub reddit.

[–]bgb111 6 points7 points ago

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Its for mass asian elections.

[–]kinnadian 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, he actually just made a subreddit and submitted almost all the content to it for glorious comment karma.

[–]ctseaman 45 points46 points ago

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[–]TalekAetem 3 points4 points ago

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I wonder if her ass will go into anaphlyctic shock...

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 49 points50 points ago

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I'd love for it to always be there

[–]Se7en_Sinner 45 points46 points ago

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[–]Legitimidget 39 points40 points ago

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the ass was fat

[–]CochMaestro 49 points50 points ago

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[–]The_Enchiridion 37 points38 points ago*

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Had to be done

edit:fixed

[–]Psythik 20 points21 points ago

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Replace that ugly text with something like this.

[–]The_Enchiridion 1 point2 points ago

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Genius! Thank you.

[–]Skylerguns 0 points1 point ago

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Shit did you make that?

[–]Legitimidget 1 point2 points ago

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You need to flip Shepard's face.

[–]Blues39 27 points28 points ago

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Seems to be a Bioware thing. Every girl in SWTOR has a nice ass. About time they perfected 3D models for that.

[–]zzt711 1 point2 points ago

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Nahh, perfect virtual ass en mass started in Guild Wars

[–]Grimlyn 0 points1 point ago

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Even the #4 "Fat version" is a curvy chick with a big badonka donk.

[–]Epicman 24 points25 points ago

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Miranda...the most convincing argument for genetically engineering children....at least to men she is.

[–]stillalone 17 points18 points ago

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she's based on a real person who is not genetically engineered (as far as I know).

[–]Salasiri 8 points9 points ago

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I'll... I'll be in my lab....

[–]nikomo 4 points5 points ago

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And I'll be in my bunk...

[–]sandman0893 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing.

[–]Logue1021 2 points3 points ago

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Yvonne Strahovski.

[–]sdoorex 2 points3 points ago

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Miranda...the most convincing argument for genetically engineering children....at least to men she is cloning.

[–]TheIndigoSky 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, but that's one person of many. With genetic engineering, everyone could be like that.

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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"based" on a real person. Yes, she is. I have seen the behind the scenes videos too.

But being based on a real person isn't the same as being an identical replica. I assure you certain parts of her were..enhanced.

[–]Atomic235 7 points8 points ago

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You mean in the .gif or just in general?

[–]Taurox 11 points12 points ago

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Came here hoping that "Dat Ass" or something similar was the top comment, I was not disappointed. Very good TalekAetem.

[–]ScarletSpeedster 4 points5 points ago

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The graphics designer must have used a real ass. Gotta be, too good.

[–]fellownord 1 point2 points ago

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I just love how the focus of this post is Miranda‘s ass!

[–]TalekAetem 4 points5 points ago

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Because....MIRANDA'S ASS

[–]fellownord 0 points1 point ago

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I also love how her ass shakes even more violently than the Normandy!

[–]tacotaskforce 1 point2 points ago

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It's like the mona lisa. No matter where the camera is her butt is always facing you.

[–]Wanvaldez 0 points1 point ago*

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I went to the comments to see how far I'd have to scroll for a "Miranda's ass" comment....

[–]Patorama 276 points277 points ago

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Congratulations on shattering every bone in Joker's body!

[–]superppl 172 points173 points ago

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Given that Joker is the pilot, wouldn't he be the one breaking every bone in his body?

[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 69 points70 points ago

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LOGIC

[–]ThePlurality 17 points18 points ago

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I want to upvote this, but it has exactly 42 right now.

[–]MortifiedPuppy 13 points14 points ago

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Well, shouldn't be a problem now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 8 points9 points ago

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While I feel bad for Joker, I can't blame the OP. I don't know what I'd do if I couldnt get the game day one (midnight). The only thing worse would hav been not being able to get the required day one DLC, which I just nabbed.

The game is so amazing, I'd be very upset if everyone else was playing it and I wasn't.

[–]trolling_thunder 32 points33 points ago

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Everyone else seems to be playing it. I'm not.

I'm pretty much fine with that.

[–]kvachon 46 points47 points ago

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[–]Styrak 8 points9 points ago

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No, it's a good ass.

[–]MamasBoy 9 points10 points ago

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What you say:

Everyone else seems to be playing it. I'm not.

I'm pretty much fine with that.

What we hear:

I'm above being enthused over this little game you seem so fond about.

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[–]trolling_thunder 1 point2 points ago

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What I say:

Everyone else seems to be playing it. I'm not.

I'm pretty much fine with that.

What you hear:

I'm above being enthused over this little game you seem so fond about.

What you should hear:

Everyone bitches about EA sucking ass, then gives them their money anyway. I'm putting my money where my mouth is. Sorry, Bioware, but FUCK EA.

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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If I had to buy it on Origin, I wouldn't. However, I got ME2 on the PSN for $20 two weeks ago so $90 for both games is fine by me :D.

Obviously I got the PS3 version to import my character. Got from ashes, hence $90 not $80.

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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Did you play the others? That's an important factor in the assessment of my statement.

[–]trolling_thunder 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 3 points4 points ago

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I'm still waiting for my pre-ordered edition to get delivered to me. They did give me a partial refund for it being late, though, so there's a small consolation.

[–]ridger5 2 points3 points ago

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Waiting for mine as well. It MIGHT get delivered tomorrow, but it's unacceptable that I bought a game 6 months ago and they still can't get it on my doorstep on or around release day. I ordered the N7 edition for PC from Best Buy (Newegg wasn't offering it, or I would have gone with them).

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 1 point2 points ago

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I am your brother in pain. Mine shipped today, so with luck, it'll show up tomorrow or the end of the week. Maybe if you bitch at Best Buy, they'll give you shut up money as well.

[–]ridger5 1 point2 points ago

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That is my plan, but I'll wait for it to arrive so they can't sabotage it out of spite :D

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 0 points1 point ago

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Wait until they ship it, but complain before it actually shows up. Money gets to you quicker, and it's already out of their hands.

[–]Doct3rPhil 1 point2 points ago

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Still waiting with no word yet. Buy.com

[–]itouchboobs 1 point2 points ago

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Why do people still pre-order? If you want the game at midnight just go to walmart and have no more than a 10min wait, or just go tom morning. Never have to worry about shipping, or long lines.

[–]Russano_Greenstripe 3 points4 points ago

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In my case, I got it with Christmas money; I wasn't sure if I'd have the cash on-hand come release day, so I went ahead and bought it in full when I had money so that I knew I'd have it when it hit the streets.

[–]ThereIsAThingForThat 0 points1 point ago

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I preordered because it would be ~40 dollars cheaper than to go to a store and pick it up.

[–]Kaluthir 0 points1 point ago

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I pre-ordered from Newegg because it was about $15 cheaper than getting it from the store. It sucks that they don't do release day shipping, but I wouldn't have a chance to play it until this weekend anyway.

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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I preordered at the store because I thought I wanted the special edition.

Ended up getting the regular and the DLC for $10, saved $10.

Went at midnight later on (preordered the day before release), waited ten minutes, got game.

Went home, smoked bowl, played ME3

[–]zegma 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes for describing my night, sans the trees.

[–]mattymck 1 point2 points ago

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meh im just trying to re-play ME2 before i play ME3, i forgot about 90% of ME2 :S

[–]Potrebno 0 points1 point ago

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Enjoy remembering how fun planet scanning is.

[–]mattymck 0 points1 point ago

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ooo its so fun, SOOO MUCH FUN. CANT YOU TELL IM HAVING FUN, HAHAHA YAY FUN.

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

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Really, Commander?

-pewwwww-

Probing Uranus.

[–]andiamben 2 points3 points ago

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The store loST MY PREORDER!!!!

I am a bit angry about this.

[–]ridger5 1 point2 points ago

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I would raise hell. It didn't get lost. Someone from the store staff bought it.

[–]andiamben 2 points3 points ago

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I am pretty upset with them. It's their damn job to hold copies that you preorder, especially if you give them $10 in advance. They gave me some crap about how they didnt order enough and that I should have come in earlier/placed my order earlier. They didn't even act apologetic.

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that's really shitty customer service. Gamestop?

[–]andiamben 0 points1 point ago

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I preordered at FYE. They are usually pretty helpful and nice, but I typically shop there for the used movie collection, not games.

[–]codywarmbo 0 points1 point ago

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Go back and make a stink, you should be rewarded somehow.

[–]skooma714 100 points101 points ago

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You would make a fine pilot in Eve Online. That's 80% of what we do.

[–]tradiuz 17 points18 points ago

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What's your record on the ship spinning counter?

[–]kensomniac 38 points39 points ago

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Oh, we call that mining.

[–]holyerthanthou 9 points10 points ago

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I get tired after 1300.

[–]tradiuz 5 points6 points ago

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Mining is: Click, reddit for 2.8 minutes, click, reddit for 2.8 minutes... rinse repeat.

[–]Vondi 2 points3 points ago

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Get a drone-based battleship and afk run lvl 4 missions, more profits and just as afk. Only Chinese farmers and bots mine these days.

[–]tradiuz 1 point2 points ago

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I was in nullsec and had my miner mining, my main running missions (for angels), one alt running missions in highsec, and my other alt clearing sanctums and plexes. Thats about when I decided that I'm done with eve. Been winning at eve for about 6 months now.

[–]DaChucky 0 points1 point ago

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Nearly 50,000

[–]solarparade 2 points3 points ago

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Psssh, it's at least 95% if my experiences were typical.

[–]ElephantTeeth 52 points53 points ago

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I feel bad for Joker! Poor guy is just trying to stay in his chair.

[–]AndrewP7 46 points47 points ago

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In the meantime, all his ribs are broken

[–]Riddla26 32 points33 points ago

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While he's waiting for them to heal, he can voiceover another season of Robot Chicken!

[–]ControlPolice 3 points4 points ago

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You made my day

[–]Samrobot 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I have you tagged as Pony Boy... I know it's something that needs to be brought up but I can't remember why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Question: How on earth do you tag people?

[–]MinusE 139 points140 points ago

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DAT MASS

[–]CaptMcButternut 58 points59 points ago

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Effect 2.

[–]CloneDeath 37 points38 points ago

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Is significantly less buggy

[–]Gildian 5 points6 points ago

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Don't know why you got downvoted when it's true.

[–]stillnotking 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't encounter one bug on my ME3 playthrough. Maybe I just got lucky.

Oh, it did crash once, which is no big deal because it autosaves like every 2 minutes.

[–]CloneDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Platform?

[–]stillnotking 0 points1 point ago

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PC.

[–]CloneDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Especially odd...

[–]vroomvroomeeert 12 points13 points ago

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Erect 2.

FTFY

[–]dontpan1c 103 points104 points ago

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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite gif on the citadel.

[–]iqsmart3 3 points4 points ago

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I'm upvoting this despite it being the second laziest joke in the thread

[–]dontpan1c 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, I just take this joke and say "favorite <insert whatever> on the citadel." I don't even know why I still do it.

[–]iqsmart3 0 points1 point ago

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my friends are too lazy to finish ME2 so they just look at me like I'm crazy whenever I make assuming control and citadel jokes....

[–]plastikspoon1 29 points30 points ago

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Caught me off guard. Made my day.

[–]willyolio 17 points18 points ago

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PROTIP: the more you change direction, the more you'll see miranda's ass.

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points ago

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or you can just use Esc

[–]YouLaTengo 21 points22 points ago

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Coming here to say 'Dat Ass' was perhaps the most naive thing i've done in my 23 years...

[–]RockySprinkles 28 points29 points ago

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Dat Ass

[–]Gorrn 9 points10 points ago

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Probing Uranus always makes me chuckle.

[–]ModernRonin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]herpyderp16 11 points12 points ago

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I wonder what it would look like driving the mako.

[–]KorrusKazander 7 points8 points ago

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Did not expect the ass shaking, a very nice surprise.

[–]peacockskeleton 7 points8 points ago

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I wish i saved my save game :(

Everyone survived and i got all upgrades possible. Sigh..

[–]Gildian 14 points15 points ago

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You wouldn't happen to play on the pc would you? If so, go to http://www.masseffectsaves.com/ and pick what you want. Most combinations are there and even though it's not really your character you can probly get pretty close. Also don't worry about what class they are, you can re-choose that when you import.

[–]Sevsquad 3 points4 points ago

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You..... YOU GOD YOU. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.

[–]EndymionAwake 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... so does this mean there hasn't yet been anyone to come out with a save game editor yet?

[–]Gildian 1 point2 points ago

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Probably not but don't take my word for it. Though this website had a good choice of things to take from and it's quite easy to do. They have detailed step-by-step instructions and I think I spent a total of 15m on their site. Most of which was picking the save file I wanted the most.

[–]Angel2by4 4 points5 points ago

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No there is a save editor! It is in the mod section of the site.

http://www.masseffectsaves.com/tools.php

[–]silkforcalde 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, /r/gaming is laughably shitty.

[–]catvllvs 2 points3 points ago

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I have never played any Mass Effect games... should I?

[–]Kaos_nyrb 2 points3 points ago

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yeah but ME2 is better than ME1

[–]trgz 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoyed ME and just recently started ME2 but the control system is so horrible that I won't be finishing it or buying ME3 - shame really, but I have no time for a game that uses 1 key to do a minimum of 3 different actions (damn PC ports) - maybe ok on a console though

[–]gt-onizuka 2 points3 points ago

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she must be wearing space pants, because her ass is out of this world.

[–]APock 2 points3 points ago

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ME3 is not on sale here either and I'm about 6 hours in..

Shhhhhhh....

[–]eipiplus1equals0 5 points6 points ago

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This is what happens when you let Jack drive!

[–]JoeSchm0 1 point2 points ago

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Heavy spin, but the priiiize.

[–]Ozky 1 point2 points ago

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that was ME2? coulda sworn it was ME3...

[–]NinjaBullets 1 point2 points ago

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Dat MASS

[–]mrpengo88 1 point2 points ago

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Having a great time transferring my save files from a pc across the country to mine, so I'm with you on this one.

[–]GandalfTheFunky 1 point2 points ago

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For those wondering: Yvonne Strahovski was the model for this game. I don't think her ass was enhanced.

http://hq-celebrity.com/photos/yvonne-strahovski-2010-03-03/11.jpg

[–]GandalfTheFunky 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KortoloB 0 points1 point ago

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Here's my favorite subreddit of Yvonne ever: /r/YvonneStrahovski

[–]elppaenip 1 point2 points ago

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This is all I remember doing in EVE Online

[–]joss33 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck I was just doing this in ME3 because I was seeing how long before the reapers could get me.

[–]Snuffz 0 points1 point ago

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"This is the saviour of the galaxy? No really, you're joking right?"

[–]inkewbus 1 point2 points ago

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It should also have the .GIF of the cat spinning around in his space shuttle (please someone link this!!)

[–]Zaethar 4 points5 points ago*

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The store I preordered my two copies (one for me, one for my girlfriend) from 12game.com, (a Dutch online game shop) turns out not to have any N7 Collector Editions (PC) left. Not that they told me, oh no. I had to find out through another forum, that another unfortunate dude had received an email from them, telling him they'd probably not have enough, that they'd be willing to change his order to a "regular" edition (with money back) or cancel his order altogether.

They did not send me this email, though. They didn't send me my order either (still stuck on the same order status, paid but not processed nor shipped).

Means we will probably miss out on the collectors' edition despite having ordered it in advance. So I'll have to get the regular edition, pay 10 bucks for the Day 1 DLC, and miss out on all the other the collectors edition stuff because of some store decides to screw-up. Major disappointment :(

TL;DR Been looking forward to ME3 N7 Edition arriving either today or tomorrow, and now I find out it's not gonna happen because some shitty online store is being shitty. QQ and such.

[–]Monsoon77 6 points7 points ago

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[–]dukecaspian 3 points4 points ago

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too

[–]tjb0607 1 point2 points ago

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What ever happened to Black March?

[–]Laeryken 1 point2 points ago

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Probing Uranus

[–]atait12 1 point2 points ago

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I have a sad story about ME3. I bought my copy of ME3 and the from ashes DLC and went to the midnight release. Im excited as all shit, i pop in the game and try to import my ME2 character. Nothing comes up. Rewind a few weeks ago I erased my DLCs from ME2 because xbox has shit memory. I accidentally erased all of my ME2, all 3 complete playthroughs with different choices. So now ME3 has been collecting dust while i have been trying to rush through ME2. I would have rathered my balls kicked 4 times then live through this hell.

[–]Snuffz 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh lordy.

Literally just finished my "Everyone Survives" run... Took me 3 tries until I caved and googled, turns out I was fucking up at the very end, Should leave Grunt at the door and send Mordin off since hes a weak defender, then take Tali+Kasumi to get rid of the other two weak defenders.

I never knew, so I took my normal squad of Tali + Garrus which leaves a weak defender (Mordin), sends off Grunt who is a strong defender to escort the crew, and takes Garrus with me who is also a strong defender.

Fffuuuu-

[–]atait12 1 point2 points ago

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I feel ya, i never tried that mission without google, my boy beat the game before i even got it, and said he kept trying every combo he could think and half the crew would still die.

[–]Snuffz 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. It's a bit confusing at most of the bits. I think they try to do that to make you screw up.

Mainly when you have to pick the biotic, and Miranda also volunteers but if you pick anyone other than Jack or Samara/Morinth you fail.

Same confusing bit as holding the door. I assumed sending Grunt with the crew is best since he's a big meathead so he could hold off enemies who attack, and that Mordin would be alright defending cos he can heal people.

But naw... Naw...

[–]nuclearblaster 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ASS!

[–]TFJ 0 points1 point ago

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Is Mass Effect 2 for the PS3 any good? I was thinking about getting this game, and I'd have to start the series from ME2 because I have neither a 360 or a good PC.

[–]randomgoat 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]someone31988 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine it's the same in every way that it is on the other platforms, but you are missing out on quite a bit by not playing the first game.

[–]TFJ 0 points1 point ago

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I was told by my friend that there's a recap of ME1 made by Machinima that covers what happens.

[–]zzzzop 0 points1 point ago

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that anus

[–]Deltamon 0 points1 point ago

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Good part every few seconds.. Got me mesmerized.

[–]onorok 0 points1 point ago

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Made much funnier by listening to Dubstep while watching.

[–]craftyWordsmith 0 points1 point ago

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Conveniently placed Miranda-ass.

[–]Matthewscottk 0 points1 point ago

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dat ass!

[–]sehrule 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.. its a gif.

[–]lionelboydjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, you just understood why our world looks the way it does (i.e. the Gods get bored once in a while).

[–]00bet 0 points1 point ago

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that ass.

[–]Juzzatron3000 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass.

[–]engise 0 points1 point ago

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dat ass

[–]seemunkie 0 points1 point ago

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I would circle planets like mad, just cause I was bored. It's the little things that make life enjoyable.

[–]Khalku 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't happen because there's no gravity in space.

[–]Battedpuppy 0 points1 point ago

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CS:"Joker whats going on!" Joker:"I don't know it's like someones controlling it!"

[–]rehtuS 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you are killing time. I think you are killing the passengers.

[–]jedio 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]nl1nk 0 points1 point ago

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dat ass

[–]ZoMbIEx23x 0 points1 point ago

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Don't get your hopes up too much, if you care about your Shepard know that you may not be able to import his face at all. I don't think it's been brought up on reddit very much since american release but it's a big deal on the bioware forums.

[–]AgentMichigan 0 points1 point ago

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I had a hard enough time just getting the game to acknowledge my ME2 save files, so by the time I'd sorted it out, I honestly cared more about importing the choices I'd made rather than my custom Shepard. I'm probably in the minority in not caring about preserving my Shepard's appearance, though.

[–]Sammy-Jankis 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, considering the space ship is providing it's own source of gravity, that wouldn't result in the crewman being tossed around by inertia and momentum. The world would just seem to be whizzing around when looking through the windows. Had the same beef with the climax of Wall-E.

[–]stupornatural 0 points1 point ago

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I was watching, waiting for the ending....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I finished my pre-ME3 run of mass effects 1 and 2 today. I still have to wait until Friday. Should have done more side quests...

[–]Snuffz 1 point2 points ago

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You can do a bit more actually on the end of ME2, if you just click continue you can carry on with side quests.

\o/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I know. But all the interesting ones are already done. It's just a case of finding every anomaly on every planet now. I suppose I could get project overlord.

Or I could just wait until tomorrow.

[–]Snuffz 0 points1 point ago

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Haha yeah.

I'm messing around now really, I would like to get to level 30 for tomorrow but meh.

Don't know if I'll manage it, 4 more levels to go.

[–]Kottfoers 0 points1 point ago

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By the way, how's Mass Effect on PC? I've played the 2 first on xbox, but pre ordered it for PC now I got a good one.

[–]fletcher720 2 points3 points ago

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It tends to wear out your spacebar...

[–]deeni 0 points1 point ago

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If you were rotating the ship around its center, people on board wouldn't be shuffling back and forth in a jostled motion. They've be thrown and pinned against a wall. COME ON!

[–]OscarMiguelRamirez 4 points5 points ago

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Actually, the inertial dampeners are trying to combat the forces, but can't oscillate rapidly enough in response.