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[–]Grimleawesome 84 points85 points ago

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[–]Dr_Wreck 12 points13 points ago

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This is what you came for, folks.

[–]Sculay 2 points3 points ago

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┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]francostine[S] 1 point2 points ago

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C-c-c-c-combo!

[–]bamfalamfa 8 points9 points ago

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top gear #1

[–]konaitor 11 points12 points ago

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ahhh stiggy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I love how he sits back down at the end. His body language just screams "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck."

[–]zombiebunnie 0 points1 point ago

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Stigg doesn't know what the cops... or a fuck are.

[–]ian_k 0 points1 point ago

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He can outrun the cops.

[–]LateBandwagonJoiner 9 points10 points ago

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Some say he can't flip these.

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[–]francostine[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Some say that he will participate in the table flipping event in the 2012 Olympics, all we know is he is called the stig!

[–]cupid-stunt 8 points9 points ago

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Some say he knows two facts about ducks; and they're both wrong.

[–]Thatsnotgonewell 3 points4 points ago

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Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks

[–]pookapuka 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of my favorite ones!

[–]eak125 11 points12 points ago

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┳━┳ ノ( °‿°ノ)

[–]DerpusOfValues 0 points1 point ago

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(ノ °益°)ノ︵( º ‾ º)ノ ┻━┻

[–]eak125 3 points4 points ago

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ABRA KADABRA! ヽ( ゚ヮ゚)ノ.・゚*。・+☆ ┳━┳ ( ゚ヮ゚)

[–]DerpusOfValues 1 point2 points ago

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♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

[–]A_Wild_Abra 0 points1 point ago

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you rang?

[–]dominicanlou 6 points7 points ago

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[–]goeraz 7 points8 points ago

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FTFY.

[–]Chronophilia 10 points11 points ago

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Some say that his tummy button is detachable, and that he's flipped every 17th table he's seen since 1968. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

[–]WatchedTheWorldBurn 3 points4 points ago

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i am programed to up vote anything Top Gear

[–]nexsin 1 point2 points ago

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As long as it is the BBC version right?

[–]mariner42 0 points1 point ago

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I have only the US version to compare, and while I will agree that the BBC version is the best, I still find the US equivalent highly entertaining in its own right. Honestly, if I'd never seen the antics of Clarkson, May, and Hammond, I'd probably think that the US version of Top Gear ranks as the single best automotive enthusiast show. The rest of them bore me to tears.

[–]zombiebunnie 0 points1 point ago

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If I had never seen BBC top gear... I wouldn't even know motoring shows existed anymore. I thought they died off with Motor Week back in my childhood.

[–]nexsin 0 points1 point ago

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Netflix... They have a butt load of seasons... Once you start watching the BBC version you wont want to go back. The major difference is the BBC funds Top Gear over there and here its funded by the auto manufactures so they can be as honest/hurtful as they want to be.

[–]Enthusiasm-Curbed 2 points3 points ago

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What episode is this?

[–]djslannyb 4 points5 points ago

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Season 14 Episode 1. They were doing a comparison between a Mercedes E63 AMG with a BMW 760Li.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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S63 AMG ftfy

[–]Enthusiasm-Curbed 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks dude.

[–]jaymill 3 points4 points ago

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[–]wortelcake 1 point2 points ago

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Sure original >.< Not even on the TopGear channel...

[–]akidwhoplaysguitar 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yeah stig!

[–]bigairbrodeo 1 point2 points ago

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Some say he drinks gasoline for breakfast with motor oil on the side.

[–]nexsin 1 point2 points ago

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Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 3 points4 points ago

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Some say he invented the upvote, and at night he sleeps with a baboon heart under his pillow, all we know is he's called the Stig!

[–]he_cried_out_WTF 0 points1 point ago

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The stig is not a graceful loser.

[–]aazaazaa 1 point2 points ago

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The thing is, he wasn't losing. It's a sure fire technique of making sure your opponent doesn't win.

[–]francostine[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The stig isn't programmed to accept loosing outcomes...

[–]AntiWill 0 points1 point ago

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┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[–]bobmystery 2 points3 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ (ノº ‾ º )ノ┬─┬

[–]no_numbers_in_name 1 point2 points ago

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KEEP CALM

CARRY ON

[–]alllset07 0 points1 point ago

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i only get bbc america, not bbc america HD.

white people problems

[–]francostine[S] 1 point2 points ago

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finalgear.com download top gear in hd...first world problem solved

[–]lichborne 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Stig. I love you. <3

[–]hey_you_wit_the_legs 0 points1 point ago

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oh Stig... you so funny.

[–]MAD_HAMMISH 0 points1 point ago

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Do it again and the Stigg will run you over with a Nissan GTR.

[–]wortelcake 0 points1 point ago

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In the first shot the table lands right on the top but in de seccond shot the legs are at an angle

[–]hermanforever 0 points1 point ago

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I love the stig <3

[–]00ak47 0 points1 point ago

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Top Gear is the shit!

[–]Trashayshay -3 points-2 points ago

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this is just a car commercial