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[–]sapagunnar 59 points60 points ago

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Video, in case anyone missed it.

[–]VadersGonnaVade 40 points41 points ago

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what I love the most about this commercial is that once he's through the wall, there's no water to be seen on the other side. Where did you come from, Terry Crews? How far did you fly your jet ski?

[–]Majoring_In_Vaginas 48 points49 points ago

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It's Terry Crews. He doesn't need water to jet ski.

[–]GreatGroovyGood 9 points10 points ago

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Oh god.

Terry Crews is going to be the center of the next generation of "Chuck Norris" jokes, isn't he? Huh, makes you wonder. What if in the 19th century, they had Andrew Jackson jokes?

[–]clcoyle 8 points9 points ago

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They did, but Jackson killed all of the writers by force feeding them their own jokes.

[–]GreatGroovyGood -1 points0 points ago*

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I think Andrew Jackson is one of the true badasses of human kind.

Legend has it, he could kill a man with a single swipe of his metal-plated ballsack. HOLY SHIT, GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEEEAAAD! I swear, if someone posts a link from 4chan containing an animated .gif of what I just described...

[–]zjneih2 4 points5 points ago

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He dueled Charles Dickinson and let him shoot first:

"Dickinson fired the first shot, which broke two of Jackson's ribs and lodged two inches from his heart. Dickinson then had to stand at the mark as Jackson, clutching his chest, aimed slowly and shot him fatally."

You don't even need hyperbole.

[–]KiroTheYoyo 1 point2 points ago

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Just so everyone knows, he wasn't the Charles Dickinson.

[–]aurorealis 7 points8 points ago

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Dickens... Charles Dickens.

[–]Alistracious 5 points6 points ago

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No, it was his son.

[–]Kela3000 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. The ad was, in addition to Old Spice, about a dryer bar. This commercial works on so many levels. You can easily compare it to the masterpieces of Werner Herzog and Akira Kurosawa, just to name a few.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...and then he simply flies away with rockets coming out of his feet... That wasn't more weird?

[–]VadersGonnaVade 1 point2 points ago

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off to another magical journey!

[–]54m 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's the point.

[–]VadersGonnaVade 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it is! It's just a great point and it makes me imagine a magical journey that ended with him soaring many miles from the sea until finally crash landing in American suburbia to tell us about the joys of Old Spice body spray.

[–]morbiusfan88 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kochipoik -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, that ad was crap. The gif was actually much better, now I am disappointed

[–]TheMightGinger 201 points202 points ago

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[–]bjackman 6 points7 points ago

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you just saved this post. that was incredible.

[–]RofflesTheMighty 2 points3 points ago

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oh my god i just laughed so hard

[–]kochipoik -1 points0 points ago

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I wish the lady still had her face, it would make his entrance so much more surprising

[–]TheLoneWander101 34 points35 points ago

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You smell like...

                   Yeah I DO 

[–]Khue 3 points4 points ago

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POTATO CHIIIIIIPS!

[–]weekendofsound 14 points15 points ago

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This is bullshit. Terry Crews doesn't need a jetski to get through a wall.

[–]demon_ix 3 points4 points ago

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He doesn't need it. He wants it.

[–]nick041 17 points18 points ago

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I'm very happy they got Terry Crews for the new commercials. That last guy sucked. The white guy who was a pirate or some dumb shit.

[–]Alistracious 2 points3 points ago

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You have a problem with Bruce Campbell?

[–]nick041 1 point2 points ago

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No. This guy.

[–]Old_English_speaker 14 points15 points ago

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Suprise Muthafucka!

[–]joanofarcade 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe I'm old, but I still think nothing tops this man's entrances.

[–]diuge 6 points7 points ago

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That's the most incompetent cop in the world.

"Hey kids, let's go chase bank robbers! I'll stand behind you!"

[–]saroj7878 7 points8 points ago

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Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

[–]Oh_sup 7 points8 points ago

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DYNAMIC! ENTRYYYY!

[–]nippleninja 7 points8 points ago

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Great start to an interracial porn if you ask me.

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[–]cptcliche 8 points9 points ago*

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It really bugs me that you have one too many p's.

Gahhhh, and after the edit, you have one too few! Why do you toy with my brain?!

[–]baglebite88 3 points4 points ago

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My 2 yr old watched it with me, now hes going around saying p-p-p-p- power!

[–]C4ndlejack 2 points3 points ago

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I immediately thought of this. Does that make me racist?

[–]pwnguin909 0 points1 point ago

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Surprise, motherfucka!

[–]djblubbernuggets 4 points5 points ago

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I want toto see this with "chicken" inserted at the end.

*to. I'm leaving "toto" there.

[–]anal_blazers 5 points6 points ago

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The best part is TIM & ERIC made these.

[–]IWontRespondToYou -5 points-4 points ago

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Did not know that, have not been a fan of these new commercials. They just strike me as annoying with all of the screaming.

[–]trumpet_23 -4 points-3 points ago

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I think they're hilarious (provided you don't see them all that often). The fact that Tim & Eric did them surprised me when I first learned it, since I think their show is absolute shit.

[–]CBlackrose -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank you. I'm just going to stay here, where it's safe...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Old Spice has some of the best commercials ever.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 4 points5 points ago*

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Halfway through the .gif I was so expecting the cool aid guy. Was disappointed.

[–]jking800 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome Entrance Great Job!

[–]Not_martin_ssempa 1 point2 points ago

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All I see here is President Camacho.

[–]Freakmancool 1 point2 points ago

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Chris ! Did you eat the big piece of chicken !!!!

Everybody haaaates Chriss !!!!!

[–]trondheimer 1 point2 points ago

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There's gonna be sex!

[–]L15t3r0f5m3g 0 points1 point ago

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*rape

[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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[–]manwithhair 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Blzbba 1 point2 points ago

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MILF

[–]denemigen 1 point2 points ago

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BYAAAH!

[–]belladante 1 point2 points ago

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the new koolaid man

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[–]PhilSnip 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah!

[–]Misanthroat 1 point2 points ago

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Tim and Eric strike again!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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POTATO CHIPS!

[–]Batteryhorse 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing is, I saw the Sherlock version of this GIF before any others.

[–]d00m3d_d00d 0 points1 point ago

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I love this guys old spice commercials, so damn funny every time. Every commercial should be like this.

[–]guitaardvark 0 points1 point ago

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Terry Crews is the new Kool Aid man.

[–]REVAN_CROFT 0 points1 point ago

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notice that terry doesn't really show up till it goes past the women

[–]Dunkelz 0 points1 point ago

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ABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBDDOMINALS

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

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terry crews=new kool-aid

[–]pootytang324 0 points1 point ago

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Tim & Eric for the win.

[–]OhJayEee 0 points1 point ago

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I find it interesting that Old Spice's ad campaign seems to have gone from something akin to nonsensically awesome and suave to utter insanity. Don't get me wrong, I still like it better than pretty much every other ad in existence, but still... It is a bit odd.

[–]pircio 0 points1 point ago

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my favorite part was when she was doing the laundry. must be nice

[–]kbuz 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about that, what bout Chris Jericho's??

New Year's Eve entrance everytime

[–]GalacticUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

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I was at about an [8] when I saw one of these commercials for the first time.

[–]doggetay 0 points1 point ago

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OH YEAH!

[–]hawaiikawika 0 points1 point ago

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To do this I would have to become a black man

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]whitmell -1 points0 points ago

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I looked up "jumping the shark" in the dictionary and found a URL. I entered the URL in my browser and it was a youtube playlist of those commercials.

[–]sheldonman -1 points0 points ago

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Oh no, oh no, Ohh ya

[–]gnark -1 points0 points ago

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I'd like to see him reprise his finest role as porn-superstar U.S. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

[–]duchovny -1 points0 points ago

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Why didn't you just link the video?

Downvoted.

[–]Allurex -5 points-4 points ago

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You mean people actually think these commercials are funny? Good lord.