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[–][deleted] 120 points121 points ago

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Now, I'm going to sneak up on it, real quiet, and jam my thumb up its butthole!

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[–]KyroDCK 10 points11 points ago

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Note to self: do not date this guy

[–]Leraxe 2 points3 points ago

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Don't you realize where your g spot is???????

[–]KyroDCK 1 point2 points ago

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Considering the fact of his username, I want him away from my ass.

[–]BryanBeast13 -2 points-1 points ago

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LoL your ass... that's funny

[–]AbusedPenguin 9 points10 points ago

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[–]AbusedPenguin 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AbusedPenguin 6 points7 points ago

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[–]goood_one 12 points13 points ago

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Wow! that was one angry croc! But I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle

[–]Scriblon 0 points1 point ago

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Now let's go back and poke it with a stick!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 13 points14 points ago

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That's how my old scout master used to shake hands.

[–]pissoutofmyass 2 points3 points ago

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Butthole jam?

[–]ArtemisClydFr0g 0 points1 point ago

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that'll really piss it off!

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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Was it a boy or a girl?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Irwin would be proud of you good sir.

[–]ahhhhhnthony 68 points69 points ago

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I read that in Steve Irwin's voice... I miss that man

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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This is the only thing that will always be 'too soon' for me.

[–]kelseyxiv 18 points19 points ago

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I think everyone read that in his voice

[–]ErraticUnicorn 13 points14 points ago

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I really miss those type of shows on the Animal Planet. It definitely gave me a sense of awe and wonder at all the wildlife our Planet Earth has. Each episode was an adventure, and made you appreciate life so much more.

Me and my grandfather always watched that show together when I was a kid.

RIP Steve Irwin.

[–]princessdisaster 0 points1 point ago*

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Come to Darwin you can get a front row seat...

here you go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2hYFhFAsw)

this one is a bit of a piss take, he does work with bigger crocs and other australian animals

[–]Regulith 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like you're missin' a bracket there.

[–]ragnarocknroll 5 points6 points ago

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Me too.

And now I'm all sad. Somehow saying you miss someone you never met feels wrong. Except in this case. He lived all of the creatures on this planet. He wanted to share that love with us an show us what the world was like through his eyes. We watched him do crazy things, marveled at his spunk and excitement, and all of us lost a little bit of that inner child when he died.

[–]ragnarocknroll 2 points3 points ago

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Lived all the creatures. .. My autocorrect can diaf

[–]awesometakespractice 2 points3 points ago

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came to comments predicting this, or something like it, to be the top comment. left disappointed.

[–]ramzie 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in a drunk russians voice...for some reason.

[–]bigairbrodeo 0 points1 point ago

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he was a goddamn international icon. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[–]cjm313 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hey_baby 18 points19 points ago

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The ugliest shoes to ever exist..

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[–]dressedAsDog 3 points4 points ago

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These guys disagree.

[–]thatfatguy481 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck. How is that considered fashonable.

[–]freedmni 1 point2 points ago

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That may be so, but for working in a kitchen all day they sure get the job done for your feet-sees.

[–]berrics94 11 points12 points ago

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[–]antonehenry 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, shit, why did you let the children so close?

[–]berrics94 10 points11 points ago

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They're dead now. So it doesn't matter.

[–]Fantasticalism 2 points3 points ago

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I bet it's mounted on the wall of some local diner now.

[–]Thewalruscobainfloyd 0 points1 point ago

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The kids or the croc?

[–]Zaveno 3 points4 points ago

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Both

[–]berrics94 0 points1 point ago

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Both, yes.

[–]ZnellKeebler 1 point2 points ago

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We have one of those at the store I work at. Always wear it as a hat and pretend to be a drum major whenever there are kids in the store that need to be entertained. Cracks them up.

[–]BexterV 0 points1 point ago

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aw man, we have one of these big crocs at work but your picture is way better because of cute kids, +2

[–]Veeboe 11 points12 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]Andire 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]Hulahooplove 4 points5 points ago

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So I had a pair of crocks took them to a music festival, realized how ridiculous they were and promptly left them in the car. Four days later returned to the car, my crock had shrunk to half its size in the sunlight! Weird!

[–]kelseyxiv 0 points1 point ago

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We need a picture

[–]Hulahooplove 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't take a picture unfortunately, if it happens again will be sure to

[–]jacksonattack 4 points5 points ago

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So sad that it was one of these that killed The Croc Hunter.

[–]aFlyingGuru 11 points12 points ago

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First I was like :)

Then I thought about Steve and I was like :(

[–]ShaolinSlamma 7 points8 points ago

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SHOOT IT LIZABETH SHOOT, ITS GETTIN UNDER THE BOAT

[–]Senator_Prevert 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome.

[–]emity 2 points3 points ago

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"She", not "it"!

She's a beaut! She'll be right! :-D

[–]Kantei 2 points3 points ago

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Holy snap, you're the Scooby-Doo guy!

[–]lilLocoMan 1 point2 points ago

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Steve Erwin's voice is alive! Awesome.

[–]purplechewy 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed out loud.

[–]iplaw 1 point2 points ago

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The wild Croc lays in wait, ready to attack the recently birthed hippopotamus.

[–]nem2k 1 point2 points ago

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Crocy, look at the size of that crike!

[–]Dcoil1 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord...today is the day I finally understand why they're called Crocs!

[–]Raxore 1 point2 points ago

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The key to tackling a croc that size is to let it think it has the upper hand. Then, when it isn't looking, you side tackle the tits off it.

[–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

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Steve Irwin, you live on in our hearts and on Reddit.

[–]Fischyssoise 1 point2 points ago

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I just got around to switching my wall calendar over to March earlier today... This was the comic. Courtesy of: www.theargylesweater.com

[–]JTTTdude 1 point2 points ago

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Do you mean it's a boot?? Sorry, I'll leave.

[–]ELEVENTY_THREE 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok, that's all I came here for.

[–]CaptainJAmazing 0 points1 point ago

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Currently this is right next to the other Crocodile Hunter thread.

[–]glassuser 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the time I was paddling down the san marcos river after a storm. I saw a lone orange croc floating down the river, and cursed the fact that I did not have a camera with me. Caption: RIP Mario Batali

[–]jsshouldbeworking 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rplee01 0 points1 point ago

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These are actually knock-off crocs by Airwalk. You can see the "A" on the side of the shoe in black, where the strap meets the base of the shoe.

[–]SometimesAmusingGuy 0 points1 point ago

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*ain't

[–]OMGWTFLOLPANDA 0 points1 point ago

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I've been looking for that damn shoe all over the house. Fuck it.

[–]stevenette 0 points1 point ago

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Was that picture shaking? My stomach hurts.

[–]craig1560 0 points1 point ago

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'Wow, what a beaut'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't help it -- I read it in Derrick Cameron's voice doing his Steve Irwin impression.

[–]limorkil 0 points1 point ago

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What a crock.

[–]TomHUK 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of those jokes that you see and wonder why none has come up with it before

[–]stupid-head 0 points1 point ago

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Strong field research and R+D for nailing the "camo" colour.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You all know damn well that you just said this with Steve Irwin's accent in your head or out loud.

[–]The_R4ke 0 points1 point ago

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I totally would of shot it if I saw it in the wild. Crocs are terrible.

[–]LatinGeek 0 points1 point ago

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Let's poke that buggah with a stick.

[–]TheYeIIowDucK 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, aren't you the one who made the most popular post on Reddit?

[–]TummyDrums 0 points1 point ago

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Crikey! Look at the size of that Croc! No, seriously, tell me what size it is. 10.5, 11? It might fit me.

[–]easyeight 0 points1 point ago

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Careful, they hunt in pairs.

[–]dann2707 0 points1 point ago

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This picture was massive.

[–]mcliquor 0 points1 point ago

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If you put it in a vest, it becomes an investigator. Am I doing it right?

[–]luke555 0 points1 point ago

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TOO EARLY!

[–]jonesy852 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one who thinks this isn't funny at all.

[–]patten 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon

[–]YouDontKnowTheTruth 0 points1 point ago

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World, here it comes. The ugliest shoe ever.

[–]mannermule 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ripfg 0 points1 point ago

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You have no idea how long I've waited for someone else to use that joke because I've always been afraid to.

[–]Sj_88 0 points1 point ago

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That's fucking gold! love it

[–]kujo777 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed, then I got sad all of a sudden.

[–]Alpha_Zeta 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one who realizes this is a repost...? >_>

[–]robbyiballs 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon

[–]KrNy 0 points1 point ago

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okay honestly... they are ugly as fuck... but I rock the crock cuz the shit is honestly the most comfortable shoes ive ever worn...

Kinda sad? I dunno... it was only 5$ for the pair... and ive gotten so many comments on how stupid they look... but seriously... best lumbar support ever... at least for me.

[–]arebe2 0 points1 point ago

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Check out a Santa Cruz sometime. Comfy and stylish.

[–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHHAA I LEGITIMATELY LAUGHED

[–]beefinbed 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Moly, she's a thick bitch.

[–]borkborkbork99 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. I was expecting a Cousin Eddy reference here.

[–]ForwardsMan 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Irwin was a great man, and society will never be the same without his funny accent.

RIP Steve Irwin

[–]AngryCaucasianFellow 0 points1 point ago

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[–]esplastic 0 points1 point ago

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Size 10 for sure.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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I'd guess it's about a size 7 croc, which is manageable. A size 12 croc? I'd hate to go toe to toe with one of those, again.

[–]sturmeh 0 points1 point ago

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Anything but a beaut, still lol'd though.

[–]Daywalker2WhiteBears 0 points1 point ago

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I geeked. Hard.

[–]Yoy0YO 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a croc...

[–]andbloom 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon...it will always be too soon...

[–]whotookdaytripper 0 points1 point ago

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Crikey, its a repost! These are verrry common round these parts. These buggers eat up OC's food, so Im gonna sneak up behind it and rip its throat out

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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Wow ... what is that, size 11.5, 12???

[–]Slick1 -1 points0 points ago

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How about this big one? (on my desk at work)

[–]mcoope -1 points0 points ago

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What, like size 10? I've seen way bigger crocks.

[–]myachizero -1 points0 points ago

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OMG! That's the Croc I lost 2 years ago at a youth retreat in a pond after tug of war! Where'd you find this?!?

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

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For real?

[–]myachizero 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I seriously lost a Croc that same color in a pond 2 years ago.

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

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weird?

[–]myachizero 0 points1 point ago

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Just a bit. Always wanted it back though. :/

[–]pseries -1 points0 points ago

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you got to catch it in its natural habitat mate