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[–]epsilona01 810 points811 points ago

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Fortunately this was analyzed when it was posted before.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j1d9i/bitches_be_trippin/c28cizi

He's not going the wrong way, and quite possibly in the right. (at least as far as having right of way there)

[–]byttle 393 points394 points ago*

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the analysis was done by our "top men".

[–]DrCockanballs 247 points248 points ago

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Our top men...

[–]Ragnalypse 166 points167 points ago

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Not to be confused with r/gay's top men.

[–]Paramorgue 69 points70 points ago

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The tip of our men

[–]Keyai 47 points48 points ago

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Just the tip

[–]Gseventeen 24 points25 points ago

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Cream of the crop

[–]nibus 22 points23 points ago

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the cream always rises to the top.

[–]hamgina 11 points12 points ago

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which leaves nothing but shit at the bottom.

[–]stickyshoes55 49 points50 points ago

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How the hell did we get to this?

[–]mcreeves 1 point2 points ago

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Including DrCockanballs

[–]aerosquid 1 point2 points ago

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TOP. MEN.

[–]byttle 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you're proud of all the gay cream colored fertilizer shit smearing dick tip touching (no balls) power bottom circle jerk, that you began.

[–]nakedjedi 1 point2 points ago

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You guys ruined it. It should have gone like this.

Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it now.

Indiana: Who?

Maj. Eaton: Top... men.

[–]Dracius 95 points96 points ago

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Woo hoo, I'm famous!

[–]jimmy_legs 41 points42 points ago

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Oh my god you guys, it's Dracius! DRACIUS!

[–]CSNX 22 points23 points ago

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Dotson, Dotson, we've got Dotson here!

[–]Ghostalker474 4 points5 points ago

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Don't get cheap on me...

[–]gmharryc 2 points3 points ago

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That was Hammond's mistake.

[–]junkit33 67 points68 points ago

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Anyone who has ever used a subway would recognize that he was in the right. You basically treat two-way turnstyles like an intersection while driving. First to approach has right of way. He was halfway through when she got there, which is the equivalent of blowing a stop-sign, ramming into another car, and continuing on.

[–]XenuLordOfTeegeeack 25 points26 points ago

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Also stay right. (in the USA at least)

[–]Wulibo 23 points24 points ago

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I had just assumed that.

[–]Rixxer 34 points35 points ago

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Yeah at first I was like "what" then I realized she was trying to skip the line by going the wrong way and I was like "BYITCH!".

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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He is a fucking hero.... Hate people like that lady

[–]diggoran 27 points28 points ago

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To the top with ye! All must know of this revelation!

[–]DontTagMe 179 points180 points ago

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I love one of the comments on that video: "Did she die?". And someone's reply "yes. and no one cared because she was such a bitch"

[–]Tarkaan 10 points11 points ago

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I'm kinda amazed you somehow followed a reply on youtube.

I thought they made replying ambiguous on purpose because... well.... youtube comments are so eloquent.

[–]itsMalarky 56 points57 points ago

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And peyton manning promptly met the guy that did it outside the train station. The two then entered into a months long gay love affair. They traveled to Egypt's pyramids, swam naked in the glacial pools of new Zealand, and fed each other street food in the bustling markets of Hong Kong. In a matter of 11 months, they made passionate gay love on 6 of the world's 7 continents.

Oh wait....I think that was someone else.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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I feel odd upvoting you for reposting someone else's comment. Yet I did.

[–]itsMalarky 21 points22 points ago

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I claim fair use. Now go study.

[–]Smaskifa 11 points12 points ago

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I feel odd upvoting you for reposting someone else's comment. Yet I did.

[–]sdoorex 1 point2 points ago

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If you look at the larger images included in your link, you can clearly see there is a completely unused turn-style to the left of the person wearing the brown jacket (they look like they work for the transit company). Why would he try to go out the two turn-styles being used and ignore the empty one? Was the other broken and didn't have a sign?

[–]beebhead 110 points111 points ago

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This reminds me of the time I flickered my lights at an oncoming car whose headlights were off. Dude honked and flipped me off, but his honk caught the attention of a cop who noticed his lights were out and immediately pulled him over. "Instant karma's gonna get you!"

[–]yangx 31 points32 points ago*

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Why do people get so alpha while in a car? I was crossing a sidewalk crosswalk and a girl almost ran me over and her immediate reaction was to flip me off, it was like a instinct.

edit:not sidewalk the zebra line thingy.

[–]AppleBlossom63 11 points12 points ago

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It's worse when you're on a bike. I have watched cars literally chase bikes down the street, just a few feet from their back wheel, laughing it up while the biker pants and pedals for his/her life.

[–]Cawtink 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe you shouldn't have run that stop sign in front of me!

Note: I don't actually do this but the bicyclists in my town are fucking arrogant ass holes. They run stop signs and traffic lights regularly.

[–]emoldsb 1 point2 points ago

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You live in Austin, tx too?

[–]AerieC 14 points15 points ago

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Driving is stressful. Flying around at high speeds in several ton metal objects wherein a small slip up could mean instant death tends to get the adrenaline pumping, especially when one perceives an action by another as a threat. This leads to the fight or flight response.

The "alphas" you notice are experiencing the "fight" response.

[–]ignore_this_post 35 points36 points ago

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Or they're just dicks.

[–]wrongsideofthewire 6 points7 points ago

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This statement is true.

[–]PsychoAgent 4 points5 points ago

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If driving is stressful, why do people insist on bringing all sorts of distractions into the vehicle like DVD players, radio, phones, etc?

Also if driving is stressful, you just suck at driving.

[–]RetroPRO 2 points3 points ago

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I don't worry about my driving. I follow the rules of the road, but everyone else is a potential threat. I find driving to be stressful sometimes because I need to be on non-stop alert. All it takes is for one person to make a mistake and this happens.

[–]PsychoAgent 1 point2 points ago

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Paying attention to the rules of the road is the minimum you should be doing. When I drive I'm mostly always assessing traffic and anticipating the unexpected.

-I keep safe following distance (usually 3 to 4 seconds).

-When crossing intersections I usually glance to make sure last second crossers aren't speeding through.

-I check my mirrors regularly so I get a feel for who's around me.

-Switching lanes, I always do an OCD blind spot check. My aunt visiting from Europe commented on why I do this so often, I guess it wasn't drilled into their heads like how it was during Driver's Ed class for me.

[–]xecosine 1 point2 points ago

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Probably has something to do with controlling tons of speeding metal.

[–]staplesgowhere 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thereal_slimshady 5 points6 points ago

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I don't understand people who drive at night without lights

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Gonna knock you right on the head

You better get yourself together

Pretty soon you're gonna be dead

[–]ExtraNoise 1 point2 points ago

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It might be construed as an attack to flash with highbeams. I'd suggest flipping your lights from on to off a couple of times to let them know their lights are off.

[–]beebhead 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry for not being clear-- that's exactly what I did (and do).

[–]ThomasTurbate 25 points26 points ago

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Full video? I want to see reactions

[–]PhoneySoprano 40 points41 points ago

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[–]fishfinger 6 points7 points ago

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YouTube suggested this as a follow up video ಠ_ಠ

[–]PhoneySoprano 8 points9 points ago

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That's because youtube is a cunt

[–]crazycrave95 1 point2 points ago

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It was pretty damn funny if you can make it to the end

[–]BlueManGroupie 1 point2 points ago

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and combine that with this

[–]Drofmum 5 points6 points ago

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[–]JonLR 47 points48 points ago

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What probably pissed him off is the fact that she barely acknowledges that he was there. Head down, walks into him, looks up slightly, puts head back down and tries to walk through him until he backs off.

I'd like to think that if this happened to most people they would have both said "woops" and both backed off.

The worst is people who try to get on a bus before letting the people off. What the f is going through some people's heads?

[–]altoid2k4 30 points31 points ago

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The only thing they are thinking about is themselves, as far as they're concerned they are the only ones who exist and everyone else is just in their way.

[–]nuclear_cheese 30 points31 points ago

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She can continue thinking on the floor.

[–]Scunner132 11 points12 points ago

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Happy Birthday to the ground!

[–]joshjje 4 points5 points ago

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Ive done that before, not thinking, but of course I "whoops" and backed back out. Some people just dont give a flying fuck and need to be beaten with a baseball bat.

[–]stephwilson 6 points7 points ago

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That would only happen in Canada. And then there would be an apology war.

[–]Skinny_Love 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think anything in the world pisses me off as much as people getting on a busy bus before letting everyone off. Some people are just so fucking rude.

[–]zeppelinfromled 2 points3 points ago

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That's one reason I like being 6 feet tall and 250 pounds. If someone tries to get on the subway car as I'm getting off, I just keep walking. And if I "accidentally" clip their shoulder with mine, all the better.

[–]originalucifer 195 points196 points ago

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im not one for petty revenge, but damn that was funny

[–]SoggyFrenchFry 44 points45 points ago

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Anyone notice that another lady left the "enter" line and went to do the same thing this first lady did. Maybe she got a roundhouse to the face from this guy.

[–]Rlysrh 19 points20 points ago

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I know right, what a bitch. She sees the woman push him out of the way and how he still needs to go through the turnstyle but she keeps going anyway.

[–]AndyRooney 215 points216 points ago

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An oldie but a goodie

[–]fukcatz 40 points41 points ago

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In life, some people trip, some people fall and some people turn that trip into a beautiful dance!!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Damasticator 42 points43 points ago

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ACL, GONE! MCL, GONE!

[–]Willbo 20 points21 points ago

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"it's all good. still got my kfc"

[–]killotron 8 points9 points ago

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Wow, her knee buckled in. Looks like a torn ACL.

[–]mattarei 48 points49 points ago

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I think it's lupus

[–]Asmodiar_ 10 points11 points ago

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Either way start her on 15mg of kemo, right now, no time to get her permission.

[–]HenchmanForHire 11 points12 points ago

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I say we biopsy her liver

[–]bamdrew 1 point2 points ago

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I'll bring some fava beans and a nice chianti

[–]epsilonius 1 point2 points ago

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what's kemo?

[–]Asmodiar_ 4 points5 points ago

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The kool way to say Chemo

[–]Damasticator 3 points4 points ago

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I like how no one comes to her aid right away. "Just dim the lights and close the curtains. They'll think it's all part of the show!"

[–]olivermihoff 6 points7 points ago

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She has a torn HAM String, from goin' too H.A.M.

[–]IMakeHumanCentipedes 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like shes been going bacon for a while, too.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That poor, poor stage floor.

[–]el_chivo 1 point2 points ago

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This is in my city, so I feel super proud every time I see it. "Look! We are famous on the internet!....aaaaaand there's her face kissing the floor"

[–]BleakGod 1 point2 points ago

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I still had to watch several times to see if anyone else saw, thinking "did he get away with it, did he get away with it?!"

[–]i_am_just_a_number 123 points124 points ago

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When life itself downvotes you to oblivion.

[–]GeneralWarts 43 points44 points ago*

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Karma.

Edit: Whoops, I just realized he tripped her. Not really karma there.

[–]discoroto 68 points69 points ago*

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That's not karma, that's vengeance. If a grand piano had fallen over her from a 3rd floor, that would be karma.

edit: i'm an idiot

[–]waterbuffalo69 111 points112 points ago

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3th ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 38 points39 points ago

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I cannot pronounce that.

[–]Scarbane 74 points75 points ago

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Therth.

[–]mcmurphy1 34 points35 points ago

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Thirth, but close enough.

[–]johnyutah 44 points45 points ago

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Gettin thirthty

[–]zobee 28 points29 points ago

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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRTHTY!

[–]psychonavigator 13 points14 points ago

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Thethe pretzelth

[–]Duckysaurus 6 points7 points ago

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Then drink thome water!

[–]KyleOfDevryInstitute 4 points5 points ago

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Firth things firth obey your thirth!

[–]Icy_Bergals 8 points9 points ago

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Threeth, rhymes with wreath

[–]shakin 9 points10 points ago

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I thought it was thirth. Next is ford, then fist.

[–]BantamBasher135 2 points3 points ago

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Jut say "Terse" with your tongue between your teeth.

[–]yethegodless 1 point2 points ago

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thirth.

[–]Wulibo 1 point2 points ago

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I could in my head, but out loud it would not form into a word.

Are you a wizard?

[–]GuaranteedDownVote 13 points14 points ago

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If a grand piano had fallen over her from a 3rd floor, that would be karma.

No, that would be a cartoon.

[–]giggs123 15 points16 points ago

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Or the zombie kill of the week.

[–]feelmyperi 12 points13 points ago

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Vengeance is karma too. Karma consists of all effects of one's actions. If your actions lead to vengeance, that's karma.

[–]tcjones54 12 points13 points ago

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No, karma consists of internet points that I show off to my friends to prove my dick is the biggest.

[–]daviator88 6 points7 points ago

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What makes you an expert, are you a Hairy Krishna?

[–]ApologizesForIdiots 1 point2 points ago

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I apologize for discoroto.

[–]niXor 7 points8 points ago

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He tripped her...

I wouldn't trip you, though!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, I didn't even notice until I rewatched. Edited my comment.

[–]mefansandfreaks 3 points4 points ago

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induced karma :)

[–]Mr_Showtime 49 points50 points ago

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Deserved it.

[–]Fyreswing 32 points33 points ago

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Alright just a normal day gonna go ahead and head to the exit, gonna put my car- oh. No please, you first. annddd just slip my foot out annnnddd later bitch

[–]Ba_Ba_Blacksheep 4 points5 points ago

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Bogota's Transmilenio?

[–]Left_hand_shake 4 points5 points ago

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As far as I understand right of way goes to the person exiting. Like in the NYC subway, let people clear out before getting in. This is kinda like when someone is walking and bears left.

[–]bassistwanted 4 points5 points ago*

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I'm just here for the arguements about who is in the wrong. The same arguements that happen everytime this is posted.

[–]PerryTheBeast 24 points25 points ago

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I wish I had the balls to trip bitches.

[–]Strideo 33 points34 points ago

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I wish I was trippin' balls with some bitches.

[–]bulbousaur 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I was bitchin' balls with some.

[–]nickels55 66 points67 points ago

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I can't wait until next month, when I get to comment on this clip again.

[–]MonkeyInATopHat 73 points74 points ago

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I can't wait til next month when I get to read this same comment again.

[–]redlightnetherlands 13 points14 points ago

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The next time I see it, someone better get stabbed in the clip.

[–]ne0n_valkyrie 3 points4 points ago

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I can't wait until the month after that when something, something...

[–]Strideo 7 points8 points ago

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Just think of how well refined this thread will be after the 200th time!

[–]CYRlX 3 points4 points ago

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Why not just go "oh I've seen this before" and move on with your life instead of complaining for make believe internet points?

[–]44211T30009E7F5D1716 1 point2 points ago

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[–]luzfero 3 points4 points ago

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Am I the only one that would had just stood there and not backed up?

[–]mrbig012 48 points49 points ago

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Always wanted to do that. She had it coming. Self entitled asshole.

[–]ghostbackwards 9 points10 points ago

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Whats up with the second girl who tried to go through it as well?

[–]Erkel85 16 points17 points ago

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The dude just stayed there tripping the people going the wrong way till the bodies piled up behind him.

[–]Definitelyperhaps 18 points19 points ago

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She's improvising. Also she's not fat, so we don't mind her.

[–]altoid2k4 3 points4 points ago

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I mind, I mind.

[–]Tally_Latino 7 points8 points ago

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This was in Bogota, capital city of Colombia. This is one the "Transmilenio" stations and they are always overcrowded. This is quite common.

[–]creepingdeathv2 8 points9 points ago

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what ???? people tripping each other is common ?! wtf ?!

[–]roguewave 3 points4 points ago

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I would expect the common part is people being rude, not the tripping in retaliation.

[–]l1nk1npark 10 points11 points ago

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Not. Even. One. Fuck.

[–]DoctorNose 11 points12 points ago

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A repost, sure. But a repost I enjoy.

[–]jeni_cote 1 point2 points ago

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I had to watch this 5 times before understanding why he turned around.

[–]Soupie07 1 point2 points ago

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I love how he totally trips her on purpose, and then looks back like "OMG how did this happen?"

[–]beavisnbutthead 1 point2 points ago

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If you look closely, he trips her on purpose

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I was an immigrant. Age 9 (around there). Running in school towards something or somewhere, I forgot why I was running. A kid older, much older than me, maybe even 6 or 7 trips me like that. I fall. I look back at him and the girl he was with. They weren't laughing. I had no emotions, I didn't feel angry. I stood back up and continued running.

No idea why I wasn't mad or anything. I still remember this. It's probably affected me, but looking back, I realized, people like that don't deserve anything from me. If he was to do it again, I might have done something, but the better choice was to just ignore the fucking cunt. Karma's a bitch. I bet he's a crackhead now or something.

[–]inashadow 8 points9 points ago

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Or a CEO with multiple women on the side.

[–]xl1sbrett 4 points5 points ago

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That lady was rude. Deserved it.

[–]downvotethis2 9 points10 points ago

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That's my kind of passive aggressive!

[–]Zelarius 38 points39 points ago

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I'm missing the passive part.

[–]epsilonius 6 points7 points ago

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well he did it slyly as opposed to kicking her in the shins and stomping on her like insanity wolf style

[–]downvotethis2 1 point2 points ago

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Oops. Clumsy me. Or was that you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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he let her pass

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
You Shall Not Pass 29coms 163pts 4mos gifs
Bitches be trippin' 558coms 508pts 7mos funny
Well Deserved - One of My Favorite gifs 31coms 255pts 8mos gifs
My bad... Bitch 485coms 1078pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]chefmcduck 9 points10 points ago

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She may have been in the wrong, but I still wouldn't have tripped her. Redditors are acting like she killed someone. She doesn't deserve to be seriously injured because she may be having a bad day.

[–]Blake1989 23 points24 points ago

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So the crime for killing someone would be tripping them? awesome.

[–]AverageDoorknob 1 point2 points ago

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I'll keep that in mind if I ever witness a murder.

[–]OldLeopardSkin 14 points15 points ago

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seriously injured

Unless she has glass bones and paper skin she is not going to be seriously injured.

[–]ignore_this_post 7 points8 points ago

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Getting tripped for acting like a dick is appropriate recourse.

[–]workpuppy 7 points8 points ago

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To be fair, the guy didn't realize the epic battle she was having with gravity until he turned around and saw the crater where her fat ass had hit the pavement.

Lighten up Francis.

[–]newmansg 2 points3 points ago

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Guys! Look how white this guy's cardboard armor is!!!

[–]Z3F 1 point2 points ago

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It looks to me like she might not be in the wrong at all. It looks like she swiped her card before she saw him. And if the spinning thingy goes in the opposite direction, the credit evaporates. So if she were to let him through first, she would've not been able to go through without swiping her card again (and thus being charged again).

[–]assphynkter 162 points163 points ago

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Only a selfish person would have been there. Notice the queue behind her for the turn styles everyone else is using?

She deliberately walked past everyone else to get in first and then pretended not to notice the man trying to exit the station.

[–]eadgbe11 2 points3 points ago

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And is anyone else almost as equally bothered by the woman that tries to go directly after her? In my opinion that is just as bad, as you can clearly see the situation that's happening... the woman going when she shouldn't, the man still stepping out of his way, and then her trying to get through before he does anyway. I wish this video was just a run of ass holes getting tripped one on top of the other.

[–]The_MAZZTer 25 points26 points ago

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... Are we even sure you're supposed to exit there?

[–]TheJokerWasRight 59 points60 points ago

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It's been covered on reddit before.

Yes, he was going the right way.

Yes, she noticed him and hurried up before he could get to the turnstile.

Yes, it is kind of shitty of her to skip the line and ignore general etiquette by going through the one on the other side intended for people exiting.

[–]holdinicedteas 10 points11 points ago

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I don't know where this is but in New York there aren't always specific Enter/Exit turnstiles... so this is something I deal with daily. It gets pretty frustrating when you're just waiting to gtfo of the station at the end of the day

[–]WaruiKoohii 6 points7 points ago

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This is a fairly global thing. I've never seen specific exit turnstiles. People exiting the system have a right of way.

[–]hhmmmm 6 points7 points ago

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Really?!? That is crazy

The London Underground and all train stations throughout the uk with barriers have entrance and exit barriers otherwise it would just be chaos.

The barriers operate both ways and light up with a green arrow or red cross to show if you can go through them and they just alter the numbers each way depending on the volume of people entering vs leaving and only go one way.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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DC Metro has dedicated entrance/exit turnstiles. They can easily be switched depending on whether more people are entering or exiting, but once they've been set, they only go one way.

[–]WaruiKoohii 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, cool. I've been through DC and I've never seen them.

Dedicated turnstiles are definitely not a bad idea. A lot of people don't seem to care about right of way, and will push through turnstiles into a crowd of people trying to get out.

[–]Strideo 1 point2 points ago

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It's like how there's always at least one jackass who tries to get on an elevator before letting people get off first.

[–]sorrenn 2 points3 points ago

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Probably. Here in Chicago you often enter and exit through the same turnstiles. I can recall other cities where it exists like this. You just kind give right-of-way to the person who was there first.

[–]Dat_Matt 1 point2 points ago*

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Last time I saw this there was speculation that the man was a thief who had stolen her purse. When he goes in, he has his hand in his bag, but after the two meet, his hand never leaves his pocket. Then he trips her in order to create a distraction.

[–]assphynkter 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting. Will have to re-watch. I've seen this clip many times and not heard this hypothesis.

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 6 points7 points ago

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It looks to me like she might not be in the wrong at all.

Nope, she's wrong.

[–]jjsocrates 2 points3 points ago

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It looks a LOT to me like these are two identical ENTRANCE turnstiles and this guy is trying to exit through the entrance turnstiles. Note - looks like she scans a card AND that other people are getting in line behind her.

Certainly looks like HE'S being the dick - not just for tripping someone, but for trying to clog up pedestrian traffic by going out the wrong way.

[–]WaruiKoohii 22 points23 points ago

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On every public transit system I've ever used, the turnstiles are both entrances and exits. It is common courtesy to allow people to exit the turnstiles before you enter (same as when you allow people to exit a building, bus, etc, before you enter).

[–]Cozmo23 4 points5 points ago

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Why did she go down so easily? He only hooks her left leg and she makes no attempt to stick her right leg out to catch herself. I guess with my small frame I take for granted being able right myself when tripping, which I do frequently.

[–]underdewey 50 points51 points ago

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If your foot gets caught before your leg starts to swing forward, your instinct is to lift your foot. If it doesn't get free, your next instinct is to just catch yourself. Experiments performed by older brothers prove this.

[–]xNEM3S1Sx 10 points11 points ago

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Your evidence checks out; carry on.

[–]Sehs 1 point2 points ago

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She was trying to get a penalty shot.

[–]DoctorNose 6 points7 points ago

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Something about the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but also with the word fat thrown in for good measure.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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She's fat.

[–]capt_0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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shes too fat.

[–]ShadySuspect 4 points5 points ago

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This is hilarious, but in her defense she already swiped. Turnstile protocol clearly dictates, article 1, paragraph B:

  • If you swipe you get to walk through before someone else exits.

The reason for this of course is many monthly passes go into a "lockdown mode" after you swipe forcing you to wait a period of time before you can use it again.

[–]dre__ 9 points10 points ago

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She saw the guy walking to the exit from a mile away and still forced her way through anyway. She got her way and got what she deserved.

[–]SlashMonster 1 point2 points ago

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That second lady was about to do the exact same shit the first did.

I hope he tripped her too.

[–]wheels255 3 points4 points ago

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Bitch deserved it.

[–]devidual 1 point2 points ago

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Understood what happened after the 3rd time

[–]dflook 1 point2 points ago

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watch his foot, im pretty sure he tripped her.

[–]lapsaria925 -3 points-2 points ago

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Fat people infuriate me

[–]boyerman 20 points21 points ago

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Hey gasp gasp Are you gonna finish that gasp gasp sandwich?

[–]RockVegas 2 points3 points ago

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He was supposed to exit though the gate to the right, the counter turnstiles are for the people coming in. That's the way it looks to me.

[–]jonbowen 1 point2 points ago

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What a dick!