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[–]darthfreak66 201 points202 points ago

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Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–]chefmcduck 43 points44 points ago

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Shut up! Will you shut up?!

[–]vemrion 67 points68 points ago

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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[–]vvakajavvaka 40 points41 points ago

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Violence inherent in the system!

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 24 points25 points ago

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You saw it didn't you?

[–]Mandatory_XKCD 12 points13 points ago

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[–]philogos0 2 points3 points ago

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This is the best xkcd ever!

[–]bigairbrodeo 4 points5 points ago

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Dennis! there's some lovely filth over here!

[–]roxychick4327 2 points3 points ago

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be quiet!

[–]KingFissure 233 points234 points ago

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If I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

[–]greenwood90 6 points7 points ago

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BLOODY PEASANT!!!!

[–]Stackware 1 point2 points ago

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YOU SEE WHAT HE CALLED ME?! HELP! I'M BEIN' REPRESSED!

[–]Great_White_Buffalo 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone look! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

[–]bluthfrozenbananas 0 points1 point ago

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What a clear giveaway!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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I would like anyone (moistened, bint, or otherwise) to lob a scimitar at Santorum.

[–]feureau 20 points21 points ago

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I need clarification: The rear end or the pointy end? (of the scimitar)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I'm glad you asked, because I've been sweating that since I posted. But for a bit of fun, let's just say I'd offer the lobber the same advice Jon Snow offered Aria in Game of Thrones.

[–]eZek0 19 points20 points ago

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Arya, even.

[–]Talbotus 17 points18 points ago

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Maybe he saw a behind the scenes where Jon Snow was teaching people how to sing, specifically on their aria's

[–]Avuzel 14 points15 points ago

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That makes no Sansa whatsoever. I'll Robb you of an upvote for that. In fact, I don't Rickon you'll get much karma for it at all. At least that's my Bran of justice!

[–]verybland 15 points16 points ago

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Hodor!

[–]jorellh 6 points7 points ago

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It's a fair cop.

[–]tenehemia 1 point2 points ago

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Osha tup.

[–]onemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Society is to blame.

[–]jonbones 2 points3 points ago

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you can always tell a bookreader adjusts monocle

[–]eZek0 0 points1 point ago

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Halfway through ADWD (my first time reading the series), pretty sure I'm gonna be in for a long wait until the Winds of Winter.

[–]Medeski 0 points1 point ago

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It could be in its scabbard.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 5 points6 points ago

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"Moistened bint", bint is a noun.

Source: Britfag

[–]dumbkid 1 point2 points ago

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It is, well done

[–]YuntHunter 1 point2 points ago

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bint

[–]raging_asshole 1 point2 points ago

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This was the exact line that same to mind for me. The phrase "moistened bint" has been in my vocabulary since I was 14, thanks to this movie.

[–]CullenDM 4 points5 points ago

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No they wouldn't. They would let you issue currency to tourists.

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know man, scimitars are pretty awesome. Not too mention hot water-drenched gals. You'd have my vote.

[–]starkop 1 point2 points ago

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And my bow.

[–]philosophersx -1 points0 points ago

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AND MY AXE! FEAR THE FOUL-SMELLING GHETTO STYLE BODYSPRAY! -sprays axe in your face-

[–]CafeNero 0 points1 point ago

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BE QUIET!

[–]keiyakins 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. I am the only true emperor... well, empress. Solar Empress Chloe, Queen of Earth and Protector of Luna, Venus, and Mars.

[–]metalsheep714 75 points76 points ago

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Can we please get this on a T-Shirt ASAP?

[–]evadman 63 points64 points ago

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It may take a mandate from the masses.

[–]Donsublime 48 points49 points ago

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There you go bringing class into it again!

[–]joe100su 13 points14 points ago

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Well that's what I'm all about!

[–]icangetyouatoedude 6 points7 points ago

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*it's

[–]bigbagofcoke 4 points5 points ago

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upvote for the rediculous scenario which must have spawned that username.

[–]ankyle 7 points8 points ago

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stop everything you are doing and go watch the Big Lebowski.

[–]bigbagofcoke 2 points3 points ago

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on the day of the Dude? why not

[–]dodecahedonist 2 points3 points ago

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The ridiculous scenario known as BIG LEBOWSKI MOTHERFUCKER.

[–]mox-jet 15 points16 points ago*

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Here is the shirt! (I vectorized it)

Edit: I should also probably mention that $20.45 is RedBubble's price. I am not adding a markup on that since it's OP's original content. I've also sent him the EPS file that I created.

Edit 2: Updated link with the original :]

[–]epalla 0 points1 point ago

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In for one.

[–]mox-jet 3 points4 points ago*

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Challenge Accepted! (I vectorized it)

Edit: I should also probably mention that $20.45 is RedBubble's price. I am not adding a markup on that since it's OP's original content. I've also sent him the EPS file that I created.

Edit 2: Here is the original :]

[–]Llanolinn 2 points3 points ago

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Hey now. WAIT! Here is the shirt being sold by the ORIGINAL ARTIST-- moniker MicusFicus

Please please PLEASE support him and not the Redditmade shirt. I personally know the guy and he would LOVE to see his stuff sold (and voted for!).

Thanks guys!!!!

[–]mox-jet 1 point2 points ago*

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Updated! :]

[–]Llanolinn 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you buddy!

[–]mox-jet 1 point2 points ago

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I just created a self-post about this. I feel bad because I searched for the original content but I couldn't find it. That's why I made the shirt. Hopefully that new post can get your friend some sales.

[–]Llanolinn 1 point2 points ago

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All my love, buddy! =D

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago*

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Here's one. Or if you like it bigger.

edit: These are awful. Never mind. :)

[–]Chaytup 9 points10 points ago

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That looks terrible. Either remove the background or make the shirt's color fit.

[–]MsAnnThrope 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, I can see what you mean. Better?

[–]Chaytup 2 points3 points ago

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Yes.

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet. Thanks for the feedback. :)

[–]Chaytup 1 point2 points ago

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But still, it's $30. B)

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I tried zazzle too, but it was just as much and didn't look great at all. I've had good luck with customink. They're pretty good.

[–]butterisbetter 1 point2 points ago

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How about one that says "Moistened Bint 2012"? Or the one I've been thinking about: "Frothy Mixture 2012"

[–]MsAnnThrope 2 points3 points ago

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Or, "Moistened Bint/Watery Tart 2012"?

[–]butterisbetter 1 point2 points ago

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Nice.

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to have to work on that tonight...

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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[–]encyclopediagalactic 1 point2 points ago

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much

[–]smellslikegelfling 1 point2 points ago

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Can you possibly make one with the original image and have the shirt the same color as the background? I rather like the cheesy font and colors.

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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I will try. :)

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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black shirt.

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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Black looked even worse. Although the fixed image looked pretty decent in black.

[–]TheRealGravyTrain 4 points5 points ago

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I'd buy that if it were on teefury for $10.

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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I would too!

[–]Llanolinn 1 point2 points ago

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It's on qwertee! Here!

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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I love you!

[–]Llanolinn 1 point2 points ago

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=D

I've stupidly been only linking to the qwertee, which is at the moment vote-only I believe. Here it is by the original artist on RedBubble:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/micusficus/works/8561685-supreme-executive-power

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

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Well see, now I really love you. It has been purchased.

[–]Fallout 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.qwertee.com/product/supreme-executive-power/

I saw the original here yesterday ^

[–]guignoleyes 52 points53 points ago

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I didn't vote for 'im!

[–]MammaJude 29 points30 points ago

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You don't vote for kings.

[–]mrpeach32 28 points29 points ago

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Well 'ow do ye become king then?

[–]727Super27 16 points17 points ago

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The Lady if the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmer Samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water.

[–]vemrion 22 points23 points ago

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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[–]Sennin_BE 5 points6 points ago

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Signifing by divine intervention that I, Arthur would be to wield excallibur. THAT'S WHY I'M YOUR KING

[–]dietotaku 2 points3 points ago

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divine providence.

i seriously have this entire movie memorized word-for-word. not sure how i should feel about that.

[–]Stackware 0 points1 point ago

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You should read Ready Play One by Ernest Cline. There's one part I think you'll really like...

[–]Trusty_Servant_Patsy 7 points8 points ago

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Clop Clop, Clop Clop, Clop Clop...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You're using coconuts!

[–]Archammer 11 points12 points ago

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Hey there's a subreddit just for banging coconuts together! /r/clopclop!

[–]sandfire 7 points8 points ago

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Nice, incredibly relevant!

[–]tidux 1 point2 points ago

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Your CSS mind tricks won't work on me, old man.

[–]sandfire 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

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What's the code for the huge RD rocking out with a guitar?

[–]buckybone 5 points6 points ago

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Why is that link purple...

[–]Archammer 2 points3 points ago

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I had that same realization

[–]fAntom3188 1 point2 points ago

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One more reason to rid the world of bronies

[–]Archammer 0 points1 point ago

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I will love and tolerate the fuck out of you while respecting your opinion and not being a dick about it

[–]fAntom3188 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry man, I'm all out of fuck

[–]Archammer 1 point2 points ago

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I got enough fuck for the both of us

[–]fAntom3188 1 point2 points ago

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You

Don't change

[–]Archammer 1 point2 points ago

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Just for you, I'll always remain the same.

[–]sitesurfer253 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I shouldn't have trusted you...

[–]eekozoid 48 points49 points ago

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Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Do you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?!

[–]Assmilliner 3 points4 points ago

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What's your problem? He's the only one who doesn't have shit on him!

[–]B33mo 10 points11 points ago

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There's violence inherited in the system!

[–]worldofjay 15 points16 points ago

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inherent

FTFY

[–]ogreatsnail 8 points9 points ago

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Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Arthur: SHUT UP! Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!! Arthur: BLOODY PEASANT!

FTFY

[–]flashoutthepan 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know you were called Dennis.

[–]ibluemyself19 8 points9 points ago

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well, you didn't bother to find out, now did you?

[–]eekozoid 0 points1 point ago

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I did say sorry about the 'old woman', but from behind you looked like...

[–]outisemoigonoma 32 points33 points ago

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[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 5 points6 points ago

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but i am playing the scene in my mind... IDK if that makes me lazy or not ..

[–]flashoutthepan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]boogadaboogada 22 points23 points ago

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Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

[–]Sonicflux 21 points22 points ago

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Don't know the designer, but I found this link where you can vote to get it produced on a t-shirt. http://www.qwertee.com/product/supreme-executive-power/

Also, a link to the original. http://micusficus.tumblr.com/post/18600938292/vote-for-this-design-to-be-printed-at-qwertee

[–]mrpeach32 2 points3 points ago

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This should get bumped before people start making the Tee this guy designed and he doesn't get any of the money.

[–]Llanolinn 0 points1 point ago*

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I know the guy. He's pretty awesome-- and dating a close close friend of mine. =] So please please bump this to the top so he'll see some return for his work!

His tumblr: http://micusficus.tumblr.com

[–]Cosmonaut86 17 points18 points ago

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I thought we were an autonomous collective?

[–]mrpeach32 13 points14 points ago

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No, you're foolin' yourself, we're livin' in a dicta'ership.

[–]FassyFan 8 points9 points ago

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You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-

[–]ImaginativePseudonym 2 points3 points ago

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There you go, bringing class into it again!

[–]thewifething 1 point2 points ago

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Well that's what it's all about!

[–]GmbH 10 points11 points ago

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Dennis there's some lovely filth over here!

[–]lovellama 10 points11 points ago

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Bloody peasants!!

[–]mox-jet 9 points10 points ago

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"Old woman!"

[–]flashoutthepan 2 points3 points ago

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Man

[–]icangetyouatoedude 2 points3 points ago

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"Old man"

[–]flashoutthepan 4 points5 points ago

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I'm thirty seven.

[–]vvakajavvaka 2 points3 points ago

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what?

[–]flashoutthepan 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thirty seven, I'm not old.

[–]mox-jet 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I can't just call you "Man".

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 2 points3 points ago

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You could've said Dennis.

[–]adamortimer 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't know you were called Dennis.

[–]sracer4095 2 points3 points ago

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Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 0 points1 point ago

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Well you didn't bother to find out, did ya?

[–]Sennin_BE 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I can't just call you man.

[–]phoebeart 3 points4 points ago

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Love the reference. :) Ditch the black stroke on the type, pick a better numeral font, tidy up your justification and kerning and all that and you will have a design that I would happily buy a print of!

[–]icangetyouatoedude 4 points5 points ago

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Change the font to comic sans

[–]chancellorofscifi 2 points3 points ago

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... is no basis for a system of government!

[–]phoenix25 2 points3 points ago

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I fart in your general direction!

[–]flashoutthepan 6 points7 points ago

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Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberry.

[–]kaltorak 2 points3 points ago

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Screw you, I'm voting for Moistened Bint Lobbing Scimitars!

[–]Lightingguy 4 points5 points ago

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I logged in specifically to upvote this...

[–]Guy-Manuel 1 point2 points ago

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Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know you were called Dennis.

[–]CodedChaos 1 point2 points ago

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Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

[–]taisuru 1 point2 points ago

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This is a political party I can get behind.

[–]icangetyouatoedude 1 point2 points ago

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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses

[–]thundar00 1 point2 points ago

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[–]savagemike 1 point2 points ago

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watery tart

[–]cbung 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god it took me a minute, but LOL fantastic ... did you make this yourself? Source?

[–]onemonkey[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I wish I knew the source.

[–]MalSponseller 1 point2 points ago

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:D I love this! I recognized the reference to the Lady of the Lake, but it hadn't dawned on me that this is specifically from Monty Python. I demand this to be made into a shirt, immediately!

[–]mermaidrampage 0 points1 point ago

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I said shut up!!!

[–]lorax108 0 points1 point ago

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now that is a government I can believe in!!!

[–]jakster4u 0 points1 point ago

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SWLPDS -> Swallowpods FTW

[–]sandfire 0 points1 point ago

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My awesome english teacher had a bonus question on the test today asking what that means. He also had a bunch of Monty python references in the multiple choices.

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 0 points1 point ago

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Well I didn't vote for you!

[–]Mrthatoneguy 0 points1 point ago

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So how'd you become President, I didn't vote for ye'

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

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That scene is, arguably, one of the funniest in cinematic history. Palin is brilliant.

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

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Dennis won't be happy about this.

[–]wonkalot 0 points1 point ago

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this is no basis for a system of government.

[–]Shooper_Scooper 0 points1 point ago

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Came for the facial. Stayed for the farcical.

[–]myrden 0 points1 point ago

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I personally prefer the old practice of moistened bints lobbing scimitars at our next leader.

[–]tauroid 0 points1 point ago

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tshirttshirttshirttshirttshirttshirttshirt

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 0 points1 point ago

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they'll be at least as good as obama also 'Oh there's some lovely filth down here!"

[–]ihireaperihi 0 points1 point ago

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CAMELOT! on second thought let's not go there it is a silly place.

[–]thewifething 0 points1 point ago

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It's only a model.

[–]SomeBug 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing I thought of was actually the lady of the lake sketch from Upright Citizens Brigade.

"I'm emerging from the murky depths"

[–]lakelady 0 points1 point ago

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that's my plan alright :D

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

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That's sexist. Women don't always lie.

[–]RubberBantha 0 points1 point ago

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From a person currently getting a master's focused in medieval lit: obligatory upvote.

[–]ghettovaquero 0 points1 point ago

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i thought she was a watery tart?

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

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I have long thought that the gifting of Excalibur (Welsh: Caledfwlch) was a lot more interesting than Art Pendragon going down to a lake one morning and getting a sword thrown at him. I could imagine it being a story in its own right.

The Lady of the Lake, which in literature is something of a confusing character, could have her own mythology, much like Grendel's mother in the 2007 Beowulf movie.

[–]aquaticanomaly 0 points1 point ago

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Well its really just an aquaticanomaly.

[–]Llanolinn 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT.

I know the guy who designed that!!! He's dating my best friend currently.

Here's his tumblr: http://micusficus.tumblr.com Go check it out! Several great designs =DD

[–]somewaterytart 0 points1 point ago

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I feel my username is relevant here.

[–]kebo99 0 points1 point ago

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Snape is not a woman

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wait is this a reference to Le Morte D'Arthur, by Sir Thomas Malory? you know, the guy who was put in jail for raping a sheep?

[–]geology_rocks 0 points1 point ago

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Will there be any knees bent running around behaviour?

[–]DrinkOranginaNaked 0 points1 point ago

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Great. Now I have to watch this movie again. Thanks a lot.

[–]BiskyRizness 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody please make a Facebook Timeline profile picture appropriate version of this? That would seriously come in handy for the months ahead

[–]toolzb 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at this I farted.

[–]UnicornOnTheCobb 0 points1 point ago

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I say we go with an anarcho-synonymous commune!

[–]JMaggot 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand this thread at all. Is there some female political party that uses the Lady of the Lake as their symbol or something?

[–]sapagunnar 3 points4 points ago

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It's from a scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it's on youtube. That one's even with subs!

[–]seattleque -1 points0 points ago

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First day on the internet? Haven't lived in college dorm / frat? Live in a cave? Are you a hermit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-isGzfYUZ4

Thread Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

[–]cpxh 1 point2 points ago

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Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

[–]JMaggot 0 points1 point ago

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200k views? Oh man, how could I have possibly missed this one?

[–]mox-jet 0 points1 point ago*

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Here is my attempt at putting it on a T-Shirt! (I vectorized it)

Edit: I should also probably mention that $20.45 is RedBubble's price. I am not adding a markup on that since it's OP's original content. I've also sent him the EPS file that I created.

Edit 2: Here is the original :]

[–]Llanolinn 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't buy this. They original artist (MicusFicus) is currently seeling it on qwertee. Please buy the original!!!! =D

Get it here!

[–]mox-jet 1 point2 points ago

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Updated! :]

[–]Llanolinn 1 point2 points ago

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You, dear sir, are a saint. =] Thanks Mox!

[–]thinks_with_penis -4 points-3 points ago

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You wanna go hang out in my van and listen to Chumbawumba?

[–]baby-giraffe 1 point2 points ago

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I get knocked down, and I emerge again...

[–]audj 1 point2 points ago

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UPVOTES FOR YOU! UCB for sure. "I'm the lady of the lake." "Can you go emerge from that pile of leaves?"

[–]Shiro911 0 points1 point ago

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Finally!!! My first thought was of the UCB. I am glad I am not the only one who thought so.

[–]Shiro911 0 points1 point ago

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Did the lady of the lady of the lake just call out a hit on a fratboy?

[–]SirMonkeyOfTheBrook -1 points0 points ago

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These are the best comments. You guys are funny as hell.