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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god... Every time someone submits a Cyanide & Happiness comic using imgur and not the original source, it turns into a huge shit storm and no one ends up talking about the comic at all.

Here's a list of actual last meals from Texas.

[–]Rasheeke 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, so not only do you get karma for an imgur link whilst effectively ripping off ad revenue from the original author, but this was also posted last week to the day.

[–]Darkphenix -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, so not only are you a nigger, but you're also a faggot!

[–]Rasheeke 0 points1 point ago

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slow clap

I was expecting the red envelope in the corner to be something at least intelligent enough to warrant staying awake for, but instead it was totally idiotic and childish; reminiscent of my days of being a 15 year old.

Enjoy your youth, child. Maybe spend less of it on the internet so you can learn to communicate.

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[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

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There are rules for a reason, goddammit

[–]Rasheeke 0 points1 point ago

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There's a thing called society, made up of individual people. So yes, you baiting for karma while showing no respect for the value of hard work and art is part of what spoils reddit, and I'd go as far as to say that that lack of respect is why Hollywood banks on movies like "No strings attached" and takes less of a chance on movies like reservoir dogs.

[–]BigHairDay 0 points1 point ago

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congrats bro!!!!

[–]neverinvalid 0 points1 point ago

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I can see the press release now: "Ladies and Gentleman, we regret to inform you the prisoner succumb to allergies this morning, before his scheduled execution."

[–]Usataro -1 points0 points ago

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If you gotta go, go on your own terms.

[–]OnlySaysNotBad -2 points-1 points ago

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Not bad.