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[–]Zovistograt 31 points32 points ago

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I nearly thought this would be about how it looks like Thumper was eating Bambi out.

[–]jsmayne 14 points15 points ago

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nah there was just a hare up his ass

[–]Jun3Bug 5 points6 points ago

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Deer me, doe I see a pun thread going on?

[–]rexxfiend 5 points6 points ago

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No need to buck the trend.

[–]AWhite_mage 2 points3 points ago

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Its embarrassing, but this thread is making me HORNy...

[–]metalrawk 3 points4 points ago

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potato

[–]rexxfiend -2 points-1 points ago

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Wrong, but thanks for playing.

[–]sentimentalpony 2 points3 points ago

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He ain't called Thumper for nothing.

[–]avicenna90 2 points3 points ago

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weirdest boner...

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like ass to mouth to me.

[–]thatuberdude -4 points-3 points ago

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I thought the exact same thing was about to comment it then saw this. UPVOTE FOR YOU, you mind reader you.

[–]White_Oak_Doors 12 points13 points ago

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Whale I didn't see that coming

[–]jillyboooty 11 points12 points ago

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Oh deer.

[–]richf2001 6 points7 points ago

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I almost hopped out of my seat on that one!

[–]ScreenPrint 3 points4 points ago

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doent do this to me guys.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 0 points1 point ago

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These pun threads have gotten a pretty icy reception recently

[–]TheBoredMan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CenterOfTheUniverse 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck you, Whale

[–]metalrawk 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, you Whale.

[–]nickik 1 point2 points ago

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Well lets hear what the president of Japan sais about this.

[–]h0tdawg 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you, dorphin!

[–]mgawheat 5 points6 points ago

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All I could think was: "Oh god, please don't pop up with a Brazzers logo, save my childhood." And then the whale came and everything went better than expected

[–]sh0rtgeek 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of this for some reason...my favorite short story of all time.

[–]homeless2009 0 points1 point ago

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One of my all time favorite short films.

[–]JBob250 1 point2 points ago

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Borderline nsfl, Bambi did NOTHING to you!

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months 8va My favorite gif here 60 499
1 week Frenchesca Can't say I didn't see that coming.. /r/gifs 10 238
2 months yunotxgirl What generally happens when someone says "that's enough internet for the day" here 7 181

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[–]TheEastyE -3 points-2 points ago

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If this guy comments on your post, it means you didn't do enough research. Or just don't care. Either way...

[–]Aiconic 1 point2 points ago

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60 comments 4 months ago, thats not that big. It wasnt front page. Sure pretty much everything has been on her before but if its not super popular, who cares.

[–]snatchpanda 0 points1 point ago

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Nooo! ... my childhood, inner-self hurts. I hope you're happy.

[–]kartoffeldego 0 points1 point ago

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YOU KILLED BAMBI!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Sir, it's spelled 'enemy'"

[–]KiteDrachen 0 points1 point ago*

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I think I laughed more at this than I should have. =P

[–]Manler 0 points1 point ago

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WHALE! You swim in my piss!

[–]Skolekid 0 points1 point ago

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Thumper: You got this Bambi! Whale: NOPE!!!!

[–]BearBeatsLion 0 points1 point ago

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This...........is................so.............old............

[–]hayesbrochill -1 points0 points ago

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how does this not have more upvotes?