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[–]nblinder 22 points23 points ago

Man. Must feel good to be on that side of the situation...

[–]h0n3yb4dg3r 5 points6 points ago

If you're a decent person, it feels just as bad.

[–]SimilarImage 44 points45 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
22 hours slackerent Buy yourself something nice. /r/gifs 11 89
4 days twizzel6969 Donald ducks 99 problems /r/GifSound 6 -1
6 days Zzwwwzz When Donald Duck finally realizes /r/gifs 5 170

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[–]Boden 7 points8 points ago

Now this guy, I appreciate. God speed little buddy.

[–]BreakfastBurrito 1 point2 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]t0mbstone 9 points10 points ago

I'm sorry, but I must respectfully disagree. The joke is in the title, and the gif is merely context. Claiming that this image is a repost and is unworthy of upvotes is about as accurate as claiming that a joke is unoriginal just because it contained the word "the".

[–]SimilarImage 5 points6 points ago

Please see my FAQ for a better understanding of SimilarImage.

[–]thecajunone 11 points12 points ago

If you guys would actually read it the FAQ explains he is not complaining about reposts or specifically pointing them out. "By linking to previous Reddit comments, the bot is linking to a treasure of valuable vote-filtered information. For example Reddit comments will often tell you information like: is it fake, what is the story behind the image, who is the original creator, and more. The bot is not complaining. It is providing a quick and easy way to discover valuable information in previous comments."

[–]Nomagon 0 points1 point ago

Claiming that this image is a repost and is unworthy of upvotes is about as accurate as claiming that a joke is unoriginal because it contains the same punchline.*

[–]nukesup 10 points11 points ago

Implying he ever had a girlfriend...

[–]kartoffeldego 7 points8 points ago

And she wants him back...

[–]NDBeans929[S] 5 points6 points ago

...touche

[–]YourCrazyExGF 3 points4 points ago

LIKE I WOULD WANT YOUR LOSER ASS BACK ANYWAY!!! I'm just calling to be nice!

[–]diggydoc 1 point2 points ago

source of this? i wanna find the full cartoon

[–]enimem 1 point2 points ago

Awww cmon, everyone deserves a second chance...

[–]heracleides 16 points17 points ago

That's what I said but people insisted Stalin was pure evil.

[–]hwytothedangerzone 1 point2 points ago

NOBODY IS WORSE THAN MAO.

[–]homanh 1 point2 points ago

What about the fuckers who stopped Hitler from preventing the Palestinian genocide.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

They don't deserve water let alone a second chance.

[–]lehypnotic -1 points0 points ago

im lmfao.. i woke my dog up with that one..

[–]enfyrneaux 2 points3 points ago

Maybe she did something he couldn't forgive.

Maybe it was her nth-chance.

Maybe Donald is just being a bastard.

[–]NDBeans929[S] 0 points1 point ago

I realize this is 18 days later, but she did, in-fact, log on to my Facebook, read my messages, and bitch me out by text message, while I was at my grandmother's funeral... after we got back together after she broke up with me last summer... during which she fucked another guy and purposely hid it from me until we had been together again for 3 months...

[–]enfyrneaux 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Hopefully you managed to dodge that bullet.

[–]NDBeans929[S] 1 point2 points ago

That's why she's my ex

[–]chcorreia 1 point2 points ago

Keep watching

[–]Wlesh 0 points1 point ago

What cartoon episode is this?

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

I would for my ex to call and ask me to take her back. Or beg me to take her back. I'd have an ego boost and I'd drag it out to enjoy it.

[–]ittakesacrane -3 points-2 points ago

throw her a condom and tell her to have fun being a slut some more

[–]heracleides 6 points7 points ago

throw her some acid and tell her to have fun being melty

[–]derfreiemensch 0 points1 point ago

Like a Sir.

[–]lehypnotic -1 points0 points ago

like a sir...

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points1 point ago

Good job bro, never take em back. Never.

[–]shroomtat -1 points0 points ago

huh, I actually did that once

[–]DoubleThink1990 -2 points-1 points ago

My girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. I pray she calls to ask me back so I can perform an action similar to this

[–]heracleides 9 points10 points ago

From what I've gathered it would seem that's unlikely.

[–]dr_derp627 -1 points0 points ago

You donald duck it?

[–]pungkrocker -1 points0 points ago

such a pimp

[–]VerbalRadiation -1 points0 points ago

Count this penny!

[–]LordOfGummies -1 points0 points ago

Good man.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Sadly in my situation I am the female duck, but I'd be grabbing that coin and over analyzing what it means that she gave it to me and convincing myself that it means she really loves me... :(

[–]mammakjeks -2 points-1 points ago

Bitch pleease!