Description: In this picture is was a guy that apparently was run over by a very, very large truck. The guy's head and legs are visible, but the rest of him is concentrated in a big puddle of what can only be described as body goo.

[Edit for RichardTardkins]

The image has the following text: "OMG!!!" at the top in red with a white outline and "DID HE DIE!????" in black text with a white outline on the bottom. The viewer of this image should infer that indeed, this person DID die.

[Edit for yumcax]

The gentleman appears to have been wearing a helmet at the time of the accident.

[Edit for joeldavis]

Joel would like to tell his mother hello and that he loves her very much.

[Edit for quedfoot]

Clearly poor judgement and excess curiosity are to blame.

[Edit for BUBBLESerotica]

In the context of being run over by gigantor trucks, they most certainly do not.

[Edit for EvMund]

As EvMund has pointed out, hiimmatt is a pretty swell guy. Additionally, EvMund is pretty swell too, assuming s/he isn't from Kansas.

[Edit for Fozanator]

The question isn't "What's wrong with Kansas?" The question is "What's right with Kansas?" (kidding of course)

[Edit for Bubba__]

Bubba__ managed to come up with a suitable alternative term for body goo: "semi-viscous viscera." His reward is 15 internet points.