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[–]pistachioshell 871 points872 points ago

It was fucked up and I was waiting for it to get super dark and horrible, then it surpassed every expectation I could have had.

[–]Theboomman 162 points163 points ago

Same here at the very end i was all like shit is going down, and then i guess shit really did go down.

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 94 points95 points ago

It went through the wall

[–]Da_bomb1 1 point2 points ago

...

[–]chcrouse 69 points70 points ago

I was waiting for V to become the chosen one and break out of the matrix so we could destroy skynet, but instead we got kool-aid and I was like a kid who thought he was getting to go to Casa Bonita who ended up at Disney Land. Bad Ass.

[–]burritoxman 90 points91 points ago

I died a little inside.

[–]SonicFlash01 163 points164 points ago

I was born a little inside.

[–]colonhelljackson 17 points18 points ago

I remained the same inside, but appreciate Kool-Aid more now.

[–]rofler 7 points8 points ago

Inside a tube?

[–]EmptyEctoplasm 3 points4 points ago

In a tube?

[–]vertigo1083 11 points12 points ago

I'm not going to lie. I had great expectations. Even to the point where i wanted to find out where it was from and waiting to see more. Totally threw me off, I mean, totally unexpected.

[–]DickCheeseOnToast 8 points9 points ago

That was brilliant. Messed up and brilliant.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 344 points345 points ago

[–]GrumbleMumbles 77 points78 points ago

Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

They put something in it to make you forget.

[–]Bojacks 41 points42 points ago

Much better.

[–]Dr___Awkward 25 points26 points ago

Wat.

[–]alexgeek 4 points5 points ago

I'm British and bought Koolaid the other month, does anyone know of any good vodka/koolaid combinations?

[–]ChanimalCrackers 25 points26 points ago

1 part vodka. Drink.

[–]mitravelus 6 points7 points ago

Bloody Bullfrog.

Ingredients:

Fifth of vodka

2 liter of Mountain Dew

2 packets of kool aid

Instructions

Drink the mountain down to the top of the label. Then pour the bottle o vodka into the bottle of mountain dew. Now quickly pour both packets simultaneously into the mixture of vodka and mountain dew and screw the cap on as it will start to fizz rapidly. Then gently rock the bottle back and forth for about 30 seconds. Release the pressure by slowly undoing the cap and enjoy.

I recommend cherry

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

I may have to try this. Thank you good sir, have an upvote.

[–]seblasto 9 points10 points ago

Know the source of this? This is incredible.

[–]LtCthulhu 12 points13 points ago*

Jon Vermilyea

Edit: If you keep hitting refresh, you have a chance of getting the background based on the Koolaid Man in the comic above.

Edit again: found it

[–]skylozenge 1 point2 points ago

Somehow I got that on my first visit. Win.

[–]Zequez 1 point2 points ago

Not kool man.

[–]A_Cylon_Raider 240 points241 points ago

This is one I don't mind seeing a lot, it makes me laugh every time.

[–]nemoomen 150 points151 points ago

I read it. I knew I had read it before but I just didn't know what the ending was.

Very last panel: Oh yeah.

[–]Darth_InvadeHer 98 points99 points ago

OH YEAAHHHHH

FTFY

[–]Druuseph 28 points29 points ago

Same, it seemed familiar but it's been so long since I've seen it I forgot the punchline. I was thinking the entire time that it was going to be some kind of post-apocalyptic Mewtwo origin story but Kool-aid works too.

[–]HockeyDawg48 22 points23 points ago

"punch"-line....

I see what you did there.

[–]rlittleton1 922 points923 points ago

The ending was highly satisfying.

[–]skuppy 410 points411 points ago

Like a cool refreshing drink on a hot summer day.

[–]GradualRape 250 points251 points ago

OH YEAH!!!

[–]Skrilmaufive 96 points97 points ago

gradual rape = grape?

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points ago

I'm gonna GRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPE you in the mouth!

[–]dcook7 81 points82 points ago

I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you.

[–]kylerisapissedofman 66 points67 points ago

THEN I'M GOING TO GRAPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES!

[–]homelandsecurity__ 27 points28 points ago

Order now and get a free grape whistle!

[–]MechanizedJesus 6 points7 points ago

a grape whistle? really?

[–]TheFugget 2 points3 points ago

"She was asking for it! Look what she's wearing!"

"LOOK WHAT SHE'S WEARING!?"

"IT'S PURPLE!!"

"Oh..."

[–]polkadottree[!] 9 points10 points ago

I'm going to rape you!

*gasp!

[–]KafkaFish 10 points11 points ago

This is my favorite part of the sketch.

[–]chacho8ataco 8 points9 points ago

Makes we want to grape drink.

[–]Bleezy79 2 points3 points ago

because wtf is juice? I want some drank!!

[–]alpha137 1 point2 points ago

I think I need a grape whistle.

[–]i3rent 49 points50 points ago

"She was totally asking for it. I mean, look at what she's wearing!"

"Look at what she's wearing?!"

"It's purple."

[–]urbngrd 15 points16 points ago

+1 for the WKUK reference.

[–]Kidmaker7 25 points26 points ago

[–]derptyherp 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this, sir.

[–]RAPES_GRAPES 10 points11 points ago

Someone called?

[–]derptyherp 2 points3 points ago

But do you grape kids?

[–]RAPES_GRAPES 3 points4 points ago

Only when my dog isn't available.

[–]-Billy- 120 points121 points ago

Looooong way to go for a Kool-Aid Man joke. Nailed it.

[–]Craigellachie 38 points39 points ago*

Almost makes up for the potato story earlier.

edit: I can't bring myself to find it again, just look through the weirdest things inside yourself post.

[–]cDoubt 16 points17 points ago

Nope.

[–]Paxjax 4 points5 points ago

Potato story?

[–]aldahuda 16 points17 points ago

[–]Theboomman 11 points12 points ago

So thats where sweet potatoes come from.

[–]Paxjax 1 point2 points ago

How is potato formed?

[–]dr-killjoy 4 points5 points ago*

Didn't read the story. But I'm willing to wager it involves a potato, a girl inserting said potato, and then difficulties extracting it that goes horribly awry.

EDIT: Well then, that was. Arousing?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Oh no. Oh no no no. No it isn't.

[–]navjot94 1 point2 points ago

It grows inside her. I'm still shaking..

[–]AwkwardlyAddsLadies 99 points100 points ago

...Ladies.

[–]dancon25 8 points9 points ago

I like this novelty account.

[–]Hawkeypoo 25 points26 points ago

It's really Demetri Martins reddit account

[–]service_plumber 4 points5 points ago

and so it was born, bringing the refreshing thirst quenching liquid we all needed

[–]Pay_attentionmore 5 points6 points ago

indeed

[–]CampKyle 138 points139 points ago

I think it's safe to say that the ending surprised me.

[–]zedlord 11 points12 points ago

I expected something funny and unexpected at the end, just had no idea what it could be. And once it got to the point where he was burned and survived I really started to lose faith.

[–]felixcanis11 22 points23 points ago

I was so engrossed I wasn't expecting any twist at all. That made it so much better.

[–]thegoombaguy 84 points85 points ago

I've been Fresh Pince'd, but I've never been Koolayed

[–]CLSmith15 7 points8 points ago*

And the repost cycle continues:

2 years ago

4 years ago

EDIT: Apparently no one is taking the time to follow the links before downvoting. I'm not criticizing this for being a repost, I've never seen it before and I'm glad it was posted today. I'm merely pointing out that the same comments are being made years later.

[–]1877KARS4KIDS 12 points13 points ago

If it's reposted every 2 years, I think that's alright.

[–]CLSmith15 4 points5 points ago

I agree, the point is that the exact same comments are being made years later. In my opinion, if I haven't seen it, it's new to me.

[–]FannyBabbs 28 points29 points ago

I was getting really into it, and then I was like GOD FUCKING DAMMIT... and I wanted to know where he was going with it from there but he wasn't, the bastard, he's just too clever for his own good...

[–]Brammelam 39 points40 points ago

God damn it!

[–]ten_thousand_puppies 12 points13 points ago

Deep, thought provoking, and then you get to the end and it's just one big GODDAMNIT waiting to happen

[–]Aero93 10 points11 points ago

Honestly, I was getting really into this story.

[–]jamesgatz12 4 points5 points ago

I wish it hadn't turned into a joke.

[–]zarat 66 points67 points ago

For my entire life of 23 years I thought the phrase was "for all intensive purposes." Now I have finally discovered it's "for all intents and purposes." I have been living a lie.

[–]nemoTheKid 85 points86 points ago

Hey man don't beat yourself up, its a doggy dog world out there.

[–]davidzlocker3 7 points8 points ago

I could care less about doggy dogs.

[–]nemoTheKid 7 points8 points ago

You shouldn't really take them granite. I would prefer to play it by year and avoid being an escape goat. Its a lot easier to nip problems like these in the butt.

[–]jewish_zombie_wizard 10 points11 points ago

Reading this made me very angry.

[–]hucknbid 2 points3 points ago

Well, Jews and Wizards are both groups of people pretty bad at anger management. And Lord knows that zombie great uncle isn't helping the genetic mix. It's a miracle half the state of New Jersey doesn't have restraining orders against you already.

[–]awesomechemist 5 points6 points ago

Honestly, he really should of known better.

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago

I think we all just take our good grammar skills for granite.

[–]I_Am_Indifferent 1 point2 points ago

People's grammar is worse then ever before.

[–]Baron_Munchausen 65 points66 points ago

Actually, the phrase is "Livinga Lye", after the famous 19th century philanthropist, notorious for her outrageous claims - most notably the assertion that the Duke of Wellington was in all actuality an unusual form of root vegetable.

[–]aedile 14 points15 points ago

Knowledge is power, France is bacon.

[–]alexgeek 1 point2 points ago

Fucking same bro, feel so dumb. Believe it's called an eggcorn. http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/

[–]Winter035 90 points91 points ago

What the... I don't even...

WHAT?

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 36 points37 points ago

Every colorful character has to have an origin story. You should see the one for the Trix rabbit.

[–]moorvmoorv 7 points8 points ago

Guys I think he's joking.

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[–]pytechd 6 points7 points ago

It better not be the rabbit from "let's play pirates."

[–]interkin3tic 12 points13 points ago

In life, he was a miser. He loved his gold and hated anyone who wasn't rich. He had special hatred for the gypsy beggars on his street. One afternoon, he came around a corner, and a hungry little gypsy girl was playing with her beloved pet rabbit. "Silly little bitch, rabbits are for eating!" The miser ground the thing to a fine red paste as the little girl wailed. No one believed her, save her mother. The little girl soon fell sick and died.

That night, the mother put a curse on him. His soul wanders eternity in a hell where he has to beg little children for the one thing that will release him to sweet nothingness: colorful, worthless bits of cereal, a mockery of his love of gold coins called Trix, the name of the bunny he killed. He will never get them. Trix, in hell, are for kids.

[–]dcahr 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty awesome

[–]Will_learn_for_food 7 points8 points ago

Point me in the right direction, my good fellow!

[–]zarat 72 points73 points ago

I thought this was going to be a message that abortion is wrong or some bullshit. I was happily wrong.

[–]reptomin 1 point2 points ago

ABORTIONS FOR ALL!

[–]infinull 8 points9 points ago

Every time this is reposted, it seems to have more and more jpeg compression artifacts.

[–]ReesesPoofs 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Xgpqg.jpg

Way to cut off the ending OP.

[–]Pafe 86 points87 points ago

This was actually an incredibly well written story beside the koolaid joke.

[–]CelebornX 24 points25 points ago

I felt like it was written by a teenager. The artwork was pretty good, but it was hard not to cringe at how corny the writing was. I felt a lot better at then end when it turned out to be a joke.

[–]Pafe 6 points7 points ago

It could've gone for an amazing book if written by the right person. If they took out the koolaid joke and elongated the time they were in the lab, then wrote more after they escaped through the window, it would probably be a very nice read.

[–]GashcatUnpunished 1 point2 points ago

The artwork was horrible, man.

[–]wlesnia1 121 points122 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[–]Hindumaliman 30 points31 points ago

You've done the impossible friend, positive karma on that old joke

[–]2Deluxe 30 points31 points ago

That's the twist!

[–]TheWeenis 19 points20 points ago

Fucking excellent.

[–]Tanks4me 4 points5 points ago

One of the most expertly crafted jokes/memes/trolls I have ever seen. Bravo.

[–]myhairlookslikeshitt 10 points11 points ago

that was the best ending to a comic strip

[–]Foxprowl 56 points57 points ago

Has it been a month already?

[–]DBuckFactory 55 points56 points ago*

I've been on reddit for a while and I haven't seen this one yet. Karma Decay does show that it's about a month old it was last posted about a month ago. Does the artist have any other cool stuff?

[–]DarnTheseSocks 37 points38 points ago

[–]DBuckFactory 6 points7 points ago

I meant that it was posted last a month ago. I just accidentally some formatting in my sentence that made it sound stupid. I shall go repair what has been wronged.

[–]Foxprowl 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, that one imgur link. You have any idea how many times it's been reposted with different links?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Karma Decay uses TinEye-like functionality; unless the image has been substantially edited since last time it was posted, Karma Decay should catch it.

[–]ErectPotato 6 points7 points ago

Woah woah woah, what the heck is this Karma Decay thing you speak of? Is there an actual system in place to make successful re-posts less rewarding?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Nope. It's a third-party website that allows people to tell whether a given post on reddit is a repost.

[–]Brisco_County_III 1 point2 points ago

It does decently but not spectacularly, misses some on a pretty regular basis.

[–]coreycubed 2 points3 points ago

You say that, but I've Karma Decayed everything I upload to imgur and post to reddit, and I still get accused of reposting. Now, I search reddit thoroughly first, then Karma Decay, THEN post.

[–]Meatwad555 3 points4 points ago

It's new to me.

[–]watershot 6 points7 points ago

Your comment is a repost.

[–]flutterdry 1 point2 points ago

Seriously this thing is older than the internet! Alright not really but you know what I mean.

[–]Wind5 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing this years ago on Digg...it's still hilarious though.

[–]FartKilometre 4 points5 points ago

Well that was a refreshing twist

[–]carlcon 3 points4 points ago

My thought process changed so many times...

"Oh I see, it's from the point of view of a Clone from Star Wars... oh wait no, it's some vegan nonsense about how badly we treat cows... nope, it's just a V for Vendetta-type story.... OH OK this was not what I expected".

[–]agod2486 4 points5 points ago

I read the whole thing and could only stare in half rage and half amazement at the ending.

10/10, would get mind blown again.

[–]Babaghanoushian 2 points3 points ago

As I began to read this: Is this the...? Yeah, it's the Kool-Aid comic.

And then I read the rest of it.

[–]bIue4pple 2 points3 points ago

GOD F*CKING DAMMIIIIIIIT

I have never been troll'd so hard. Damn you that was the best. Spent 20 minutes reading it thinking it was the start of some new interesting webcomic. DID. NOT. SEE. IT COMING.

[–]siekwoon 7 points8 points ago

Expiriment

:(

[–]Stormsinger 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if I got trolled, or if that was really awesome. Ponderin time!

[–]rehsarht 2 points3 points ago

Me too. I want an alternate ending, dammit!

[–]fluffy110 10 points11 points ago

WHAT DID I JUST READ

[–]jewish_zombie_wizard 7 points8 points ago*

A comic about a fictional post-apocalyptic world where human beings are grown in underground tubes for the purpose of excreting life-sustaining liquid. One such specimen failed to yield edible liquid because his body used it as nourishment. Labelled a failed experiment, he was to be burned alive and instead became the Kool-Aid Man.

[–]BoxMonster44 2 points3 points ago

Art.

[–]skratchx 2 points3 points ago

Something that gets submitted every few months.

[–]ruslan_a 2 points3 points ago

[–]Chevcheleos 7 points8 points ago

now that's how you do a comical strip in black comedy.

[–]Ignizzz 2 points3 points ago

This is the only thing that cheered me up after my grandpa passed away yesterday, thank you

[–]ketchupside 2 points3 points ago

At the End i thought it was going to be like V off of V for Vendetta, Then you hit me with that shocker... BRAVO.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

At first I thought this was an excerpt form an amazing comic or story or something. It had my full attention and I was ready to find out what happens next after every word box.

...

Then I got to the last panel. Did not see that coming what so ever. I don't think I can ever drink kool-aid again.

[–]Aurabolt 4 points5 points ago

Started off a lot like this movie

[–]Triss_Teh 1 point2 points ago

I wrote an essay on that movie.

[–]costacooks 3 points4 points ago

Oh tube people, acquiring language comprehension and understanding vocabulary pertaining to a world they've never stepped into.

[–]Arekku 6 points7 points ago

So it has come to this...

[–]AppleSky 1 point2 points ago

I've been waiting for a chance to use that, but I keep forgetting. I tip my hat to you, good job.

[–]Smarag 9 points10 points ago

Super Meat Boy?

[–]doesnotgetthepoint 4 points5 points ago

Haven't seen this in a ages, a classic repost I am willing to upvote.

[–]gfense 1 point2 points ago

Yep, I've seen this 4 or 5 times now and I can never remember the end, so I am more than happy to see it again.

[–]Bananalala 3 points4 points ago

I was expecting super meat boy towards the end

[–]zeebooraffe 1 point2 points ago

link to author?

[–]angryVCR 1 point2 points ago

m. night shyamalan's "Born in a tube"

[–]MarPag 1 point2 points ago

I forget the ending of this every damn time I see it.

[–]flakface 1 point2 points ago

Not what I expected, but I really, really should've.

[–]partyplatypus 1 point2 points ago

Wait-I've seen a slightly different version. Is this the original or a copy?

[–]JewbagX 1 point2 points ago

Well played, internet.

[–]7UPvote 1 point2 points ago

Slow clap.

[–]HappyHappyist 1 point2 points ago

Since when was Ben Stein a neuroscientist?

[–]T3hSav 1 point2 points ago

That was fucking awesome, I regret nothing

[–]libraiscariot 1 point2 points ago

At first it was typical WTF. It ended with a FUCK YES!

[–]bourbonandacid 1 point2 points ago

Bonus internets for "all intents and purposes"

[–]greenbot 1 point2 points ago

My childhood. :(

[–]watts 1 point2 points ago

I kept waiting for it to turn into the fresh prince of bel air

[–]CrookedWhiskers 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh!! travesty =/= tragedy! Travesty means mockery, i.e. "this play makes a travesty of the acting craft". Tragedy means something sad.

[–]TXFLifeguard 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]zerotoone 1 point2 points ago

i thought this was an anti-abortion, look at the heartless scientists with their moral relativism kinda comic.

... until the last panel obviously.

[–]rawrimawaffle 1 point2 points ago

That was the most elaborate joke ever told.

[–]nhupress 1 point2 points ago

Troll-Aid

[–]ftls1492 1 point2 points ago

absolutely amazing

[–]we1shknigh7 1 point2 points ago

lol! That was awesome - did not see the twist coming - epic.

[–]leprasmurf 1 point2 points ago

I have seen this before, but I'd forgotten the ending. Half way through I was thinking it was some hippie crap about vegetarianism and how cows are people too or some BS.

Very satisfied with the ending :-D

[–]Myflyisbreezy 1 point2 points ago

Soylent green is kool-aid!

[–]chapped_lip 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen this before so I totally bought it lol..then at the end all I could do was laugh at myself. 10/10

[–]OnTheBorderOfReality 1 point2 points ago

Okay, this is fucking awesome.

[–]Aeonic 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was going to be Mewtwo.

[–]goodalan 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mylon 1 point2 points ago

I'm like, "Okay, interesting story..." Then I got to the end and I'm like, "DAMMIT!" Trolled so hard.

[–]kevsta322 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god I died when I saw the last frame. Well done, sir. Very well done.

[–]Musicgeekification 1 point2 points ago

Slow Clap....did not see that coming.

[–]MattProducer 1 point2 points ago

OMFG. That was incredible

[–]SampMan87 1 point2 points ago

Man, I was so interested in that and then... I lol'd in disappointment.

[–]WhiskeyRobot 1 point2 points ago

I've read this comic two or three other times in my life. Each time, I forget how it ends, because it always just come out of left field.

[–]too_lazy_2_punctuate 1 point2 points ago

i expected it to be an animal rights thing because it kinda sounded like they were making it from a human cows perspective but well all i can say is what a twist

[–]kalintag90 1 point2 points ago

O god I am fucking crying right now, that was fucking awesome.

[–]dakkeh 1 point2 points ago

This dude is tits. Check out his backward comics: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0C4AF43EF14BDD0F

[–]suicidebylifestyle 1 point2 points ago

Best troll I have ever had the pleasure of reading

[–]active_aypathy 1 point2 points ago

This is singularly the most genius thing I have ever seen on reddit. Thank you.

[–]xXxBRAMBOxXx 1 point2 points ago

I hate life right now

[–]Bambamgigalow 1 point2 points ago

That was the greatest thing I have ever read.

[–]reuuin 1 point2 points ago

TLDR: Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh

[–]MaceFace2 1 point2 points ago

Well that took care of the black hunger problem

http://weknowmemes.com/2011/11/thats-racist-gif/

[–]DeboothOxyodious 1 point2 points ago

This is by far the most beautiful thing in all of existence.

[–]brimstone13 7 points8 points ago

God damnit. Well played sir.

Deserved

[–]DeltaMuffin 3 points4 points ago

That was awesome