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[–]gowood08 79 points80 points ago

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Also: nosepicking level 15

[–]I_wwebsite 19 points20 points ago

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Right below the "see." Can't tell if guy has super tiny hands, or its a phantom hand.

[–]Faptasmic 32 points33 points ago

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He has trained his child to do his bidding.

[–]Halalsmurf 5 points6 points ago

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He should create his own army.

[–]MolestingKidsForFun 4 points5 points ago

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A very useful thing to do.

[–]freemdoom 0 points1 point ago

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That made me lol.

[–]validates_op 1 point2 points ago

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it is obviously an optical illusion. he isn't really picking his nose and that is not really his hand.

[–]rockerode 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe he's getting a friend to pick his nose.

[–]nill0c 3 points4 points ago

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You can't pick your friends, but you can pick their noses?

[–]SrsSteel 1 point2 points ago

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looks like he's biting his pinky nails

[–]nitesoul 0 points1 point ago

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They really need to change the amount of exp for that thing...

[–]Achalemoipas 17 points18 points ago

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I never understood why they allow people to bring signs and just ruin the show for everybody.

Like that guy who has a huge cut-out of his own face. Sure, it's funny, but the people behind him paid a fortune for those seats and they miss everything because that jackass decided he wanted his face to be on TV.

[–]anderson7 35 points36 points ago

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fun story...

went to Montreal when i was 14 to see Rush at the Bell Centre. had 3rd row seats, but the jackass in front of me had a huge bristol board sign he was holding up. everyone behind him was furious.

after asking multiple times to lower the sign and being ignored i took it up a notch. being the asshole 14 year old that i was, i punched the guy as hard as i could in the exposed rib below his raised arm.

the guy tried to come at me and everyone in the immediate area pushed him into the aisle and security kicked him out. people high fived me and the security guard came up to me after and said he saw nothing and winked at me.

moral of the story... don't be an asshole with a sign. nobody likes it.

[–]Ctorpy 16 points17 points ago

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Have an upvote for keeping jerks like that out of RUSH concerts

[–]Edgar4llanPwn 5 points6 points ago

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The Paint crew almost never has any signs. Not sure why, we just don't.

[–]techandchess 1 point2 points ago

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Many games have breaks in them, and people will raise the signs up in those breaks if they practice good etiquette. There are courteous sign wielders and jackass sign wielders.

On a sidenote, at a canadian hockey game, I've seen "Sorry you can't see eh" written on the back of a sign.

[–]fishbulbx 0 points1 point ago

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They should use perforated vinyl over plexiglass... it would be win-win!

[–]mrfancyhat 17 points18 points ago

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I picked that as my signs for Smackdown vs Raw 2010.

[–]king_of_the_universe 2 points3 points ago

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Go double meta (or something) by bringing such a sign to someone else's protest.

[–]Champie 0 points1 point ago

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Im sorry I have seen Meta everywhere. What does it mean?

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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It was not the best choice of words, I just used it in some lose Internet meme forum spirit way.

Meta refers to the next abstraction level. Concrete situation: Post X, Post Y, Post Z. A meta post would then be something that describes the underlying common concept of XYZ or plays with it.

[–]mighty_pen 0 points1 point ago

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Self-referencing.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 2 points3 points ago

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A meta-analysis is not a self-referencing analysis. I might not hate the word meta so much if it only meant self-referencing.

[–]ZenJenga 0 points1 point ago

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This debate isn't going anywhere.

[–]Immynimmy 57 points58 points ago

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There needs to be a moratorium on the word "troll". Everyone nowadays is a fucking troll.

[–]Spiridytus 53 points54 points ago

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lol you trolling so hard

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

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I have a troll in my pants.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iamkush 1 point2 points ago

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they see me trolling,

they hating

[–]spencer92 18 points19 points ago

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Also a moratorium on the "level 99" thing. This post had it all. I guess you could call it an... epic fail.

[–]OCDTrigger 3 points4 points ago

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Also a moratorium on the word moratorium

[–]Robert_Denby 0 points1 point ago

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Ok then. Mortuarium ;)

[–]Martze 2 points3 points ago

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Trolling Epic Fail Level: 99

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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Also, the word epic should be lost in the sands of time.

[–]spencer92 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure which is worse, epic or fail. But when they're used together, that's especially irritating.

[–]Shoisha 2 points3 points ago

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came here to say this. apparently every little prank or anything that might annoy or trick someone is trolling

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[–]barkbitch 2 points3 points ago

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I like that movie!

[–]thebigboss1988 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously???? you consider that a lvl. 99 troll???? people have been making this fucking sign for years....jesus, there is at least 15 at everysingle WWE Event

[–]CarnivalForce 28 points29 points ago

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Boiler up!

[–]omgdonerkebab 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you for beating Michigan. It was thoroughly hilarious.

[–]WombatHerder 0 points1 point ago

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Its super effective!

[–]chips15 -4 points-3 points ago

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Third in the state behind Butler and IU ;)

[–]Darujack 6 points7 points ago

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I'd expect a professional troll to be from Purdue

[–]Choo41 2 points3 points ago

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Level 100 achieved if the guy behind him was spotted with a guide dog.

[–]upstreamsalmon 5 points6 points ago

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What if the guy behind him Boilers up? Then he would be able to see!

[–]ImportedFromDetroit 5 points6 points ago

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I don't have any Purdue gear, I'll just wear my New Orleans Saints jersey, close enough.

[–]klinea 7 points8 points ago

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Drew Brees is a Purdue grad and looked at by a lot of Boilermakers as one of the greats for his demeanor on/off the field. It is pretty regular to see Brees apparel on campus.

[–]kingjorf 7 points8 points ago

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This is true (Purdue alum here), but it's a Reggie Bush jersey in the picture...

[–]klinea 0 points1 point ago

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Ah--I guess I just assumed. Good point.

[–]Edgar4llanPwn -2 points-1 points ago

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yep. Boiler here. I wear his #9 Purdue football jersey all the time
aside: I can't believe the Saints franchise tagged Brees... frickin scumbags

[–]unusedalias 5 points6 points ago

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Every New Orleans resident is saying the same thing, trust me. We are pissed. Everyone here loves Brees. He's a great guy in general and we want him to continue living here.

[–]utt73 2 points3 points ago

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I wear his #9 Purdue football jersey all the time

Brees wore #15 throughout college. Not all is lost though, as you're likely rocking Stu Schweigert's #9, who was also an outstanding player.

[–]Snashty -1 points0 points ago

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Yep. Hoosier here. Did you enjoy the beat-down sunday? Ha just kidding, Brees definitely should have been given a three year deal, the Saints owe him for making them relevant for the first time in franchise history.

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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Are there any troll levels below 99? Because honestly, this is not level 99. This is like, level 15.

[–]Dr_Eastman 1 point2 points ago

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Not a troll but an asshole.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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I was like 13, and my dad decided to take me to a baseball game. This douche a couple rows in front of us was holding up this huge sign, so my dad reached over and yanked it out of his hands. My dad is a big guy, the douche turns around like he wants to fight, sees my dads beard, sits right back down. We had a few people behind us clap.

[–]only_drinks_fourloko 1 point2 points ago

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pfft, morons at wrestling have been doing this for years.

[–]sarcasmo154 1 point2 points ago

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You used to be able to pick this sign for audience members to hold in old Smackdown games. Man, they were fucking awesome

[–]DrascaL 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this a lot at WWE events.

[–]Saucymuppet 1 point2 points ago

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So much karma for something so unoriginal.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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White people sure can be ugly.

[–]TaurusBurger 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to Indiana.

[–]BongRips_andBaseHits -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to Purdue.

FTFY

[–]BatmanBeltandBuckle 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes, upvotes for all the Purdue/Boiler Up Comments!

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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I'm required as an IU student to point out how many guys are in this picture.

[–]Snashty 0 points1 point ago

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There are more attractive females at family reunions in Kentucky than there are at Purdue.

[–]thealmightytwan 3 points4 points ago

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purdouchebags

[–]purdueable 0 points1 point ago

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What an awesome Purdude!

-boiler up

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

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And he seems pretty happy about it.

[–]nilleftw 0 points1 point ago

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What a good guy.

[–]Just_Is 0 points1 point ago

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GGG gets trolled, still picks the nose of his oppressor

[–]MercenaryBlue 0 points1 point ago

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He earned that shiny aura.

[–]dakhorda 0 points1 point ago

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Thats hilarious, I have been a victim or this before and guess what happened to that guy?

[–]live_wire_ 0 points1 point ago

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That's really more like troll level 50.

[–]poeticdisaster 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent.

[–]MrBhavin 0 points1 point ago

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The GUY is too happy to care.

[–]flclreddit 0 points1 point ago

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I like that one guy's hat.

[–]sheldonjp 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone go back in time to a few moments before the first "BLANK level NUMBER" post and kill the person responsible?

[–]GrizzNasty 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, a poster worth bringing to a sports game

[–]Garretttt 0 points1 point ago

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Level 99? I spy a scaper

[–]Glockstock 0 points1 point ago

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This guy shows up in Madden 11 too.

[–]Boredom_rage 0 points1 point ago

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What if he was blind?

[–]kinglewy00 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't a form of trolling, but ok.

[–]oozerfip 0 points1 point ago

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I hate assholes that hold signs up at sporting events.

[–]Mirror_Image_Bot 0 points1 point ago

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For those who have imgur blocked at work but not reddit, here's a mirror: http://imgclean.com/?p=2971

[–]Lukealove 0 points1 point ago

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Chubby steve-o

[–]PurdueBiker 0 points1 point ago

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I am relevant.

[–]extravadanza 0 points1 point ago

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I am in this picture.

[–]high_5_and_then_some 0 points1 point ago

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The male to female ratio is astounding...

[–]TheEpicSalad 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thejellyfish 0 points1 point ago

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Originality Level 6

[–]cccpmachacker 0 points1 point ago

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This deserves an upvote

[–]Scuba_Sexteban -1 points0 points ago

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What a Purdouche!

[–]DJAHa -2 points-1 points ago

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not as big as the one in The North Face jacket.

[–]Xavierbuffalo -2 points-1 points ago

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Purdon't

[–]CatrickSwayze -2 points-1 points ago

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leave it to the idiots at purdue to wear a Saints football jersey to a bball game...

[–]dude_stop -3 points-2 points ago

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Boiler Down.

[–]Pollo_Bueno -1 points0 points ago

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Is that douche at the bottom right wearing a Reggie Bush jersey?

[–]pappyiu -4 points-3 points ago

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fuck purdue

[–]xd1200f -4 points-3 points ago

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Samefag level 10000

[–]rotato -2 points-1 points ago

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Archaic joke ripoff level 9000. I bet this was the first of its kind

[–]rotato -3 points-2 points ago

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ah, the good old reddit downvote-that-faggot-whining-about-repost

[–]rotato -2 points-1 points ago

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Still downvoted. We need to go deeper

[–]rotato -1 points0 points ago

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I ain't even mad

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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That is not trolling. Yes, I'm sure the guy behind him is not pleased. That still doesn't mean it is trolling. Learn what the word means before you use it.

[–]bl4kd3th -2 points-1 points ago

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Also: sticky note on forehead level 43

[–]texasjoe -2 points-1 points ago

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No... This is troll level 99.

[–]Ikehitstina -3 points-2 points ago

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you keep using that word. i don't think it means what you think it means

[–]jmthetank -1 points0 points ago

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Is it just me or is "troll" only being used as another term for "douchebag" lately?