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[–]glutenfree123 596 points597 points ago

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Holy fucking shit I did not need that this early

[–]yaredw 158 points159 points ago

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Well, at least the both of us are now wide awake.

[–]ghettajetta 125 points126 points ago

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Good thing I was on the toilet when I saw this...

[–]stewyman 45 points46 points ago

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it's 6:30 am here and I'm studying for a midterm when I decide I need to take a shit. I proceed to open reddit and find this picture. Now I"m too afraid to go poop.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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How can you be afraid of going out pooping after watching that pic, which literally scarred the shit out of one who was already pooping? Don't make me come spoon it out of you!

[–]smestad1 30 points31 points ago

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Oh god, the image

[–]thisguy883 1 point2 points ago

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ohhhh god..... the image ;)

[–]smestad1 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god; the image!

;D

[–]SmallRocks 1 point2 points ago

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It's Cruela Deville.

[–]i_fap_faps 1 point2 points ago

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I do this when I'm constipated!

[–]smestad1 2 points3 points ago

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As disturbing as that is, it is still understandable...

[–]stewyman 7 points8 points ago

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look, i'm pretty battle-hardened. I've seen decapitated babies and men's heads completely submerged in an obese woman's vagina, so this wasn't even close to making me hit a brown note. However, factor in the coffee I had just drank and the fact that I'm late on my poop cycle so I did come close to leaking, but was able to suck it back up. Luckily,I got to the bathroom in time, but I did have to turn on all the lights.

[–]NickStihl 7 points8 points ago

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Prairie Doggin'.

[–]loradey 1 point2 points ago

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"poop cycle"

[–]UncleTogie 1 point2 points ago

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However, factor in the coffee I had just drank and the fact that I'm late on my poop cycle so I did come close to leaking, but was able to suck it back up.

Well, just as long as you didn't use a straw....

[–]smazoo 1 point2 points ago

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Haha. Your name makes it funny.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 1 point2 points ago

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inb4 a hand touching your butt

[–]spherexenon 43 points44 points ago

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8/10

would bang

[–]thisguy883 6 points7 points ago

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Doesnt matter had sex.

[–]xurcomm 9 points10 points ago

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You don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire.

[–]Cyphierre 1 point2 points ago

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reddit-approved eye bleach, now more than ever.

[–]slightly_sketchy 74 points75 points ago

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]glutenfree123 125 points126 points ago

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it's sexually attracted to fire

[–]bobuhbeartoe 8 points9 points ago

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Damn screamapillars.

[–]shutdownMPLS 25 points26 points ago

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thanks for making me spit out my coffee

[–]LordoftheGodKings 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god I'm sitting on the can at work and trying futilely to not laugh. Socially awkward penguin mode engaged.

[–]RobbieGee 23 points24 points ago

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Did you know that most peoples "silent" laughter sounds like sobbing?

Congratulations, your coworkers now think you have locked yourself into the bathroom to cry.

[–]ecmmyers 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, thank god. We thought it was cancer!

[–]gimba198 1 point2 points ago

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is that a reference to belgarath and the dragon in the belgariad? if so nice one

[–]alfis26 1 point2 points ago

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Can we nuke it from orbit? is it attracted to nukes too? I'm scared.

[–]sefit 1 point2 points ago

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QUICKLY BEFOE IT LAYS EGGS!

[–]cats_are_people_too 23 points24 points ago

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9:44pm here and I still wasn't ready for it.

[–]Clydesdale_Member 19 points20 points ago

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Have a nice nightmare.

[–]sanias 30 points31 points ago

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Wet nightmare

[–]Nabbicus 8 points9 points ago

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7:12 and that just made my coffee SPRINT through my system :( afk

[–]ShatnerMouth 31 points32 points ago

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HEY! EVERYBODY! NABBICUS'S BACK HERE TAKIN' A SHIT!

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 1 point2 points ago

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Get the fuck out of here Ezell!

[–]Skreech2011 1 point2 points ago

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At least you didn't choke on your rice pudding. I was not expecting that...at all.

[–]Tarman83 5 points6 points ago

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Yep, that was pre-coffee. Now my day is off.

[–]tybris2 1 point2 points ago

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Hyperventilation. Hyperventilation. Hyperventilation!

[–]aussieidiot 1 point2 points ago

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It's 1:30 in the morning over here. That image is going to haunt me in my sleep.

[–]electrc 3 points4 points ago

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Not what I expected at 8am. Well...I'm awake.

[–]koniges 176 points177 points ago

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Found it on karma decay. Here is original post. It is apparently a figure made by an artist, and the teeth are real teeth. Here is another picture.

[–]SolidLuigi 40 points41 points ago

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Jesus the 2nd pic is even scarier

[–]UncleTogie 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. The straight-razor makes it edgier.

[–]Mesocyclone 5 points6 points ago

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After I clicked the original link, why did I click these too? I know better than this! Curiosity and cats I guess... In an antique store. So how old is this thing? Creeptastic

[–]koniges 1 point2 points ago

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The original thread said that an artist working at the store made it, I believe.

[–]jasontimmur 1 point2 points ago

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Very neat. Thanks!

[–]Softserv 1 point2 points ago

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A real life Shinigami!

[–]dmwjorge 1 point2 points ago

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someone needs to photoshop some eye movements into that pic. With a delay so you think it's just a picture then BAM suddenly it's looking right at you.

[–]rakista 1 point2 points ago

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I hope they make a real doll version; I need one for a friend.

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

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and the teeth are real teeth

Ohh thats ok then

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wat

[–]CujoSanto 164 points165 points ago

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Cruella Deville Cruella Deville

[–]Phishywun 158 points159 points ago

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Cruella Deville: meth edition.

[–]hinduguru 29 points30 points ago

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Dat smile

[–]Sha3shabon 39 points40 points ago

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Dose teef.

[–]potted 1 point2 points ago

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Dis nightmare! D:

[–]emptyhands 34 points35 points ago

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If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will!

[–]thesilence84 21 points22 points ago

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I must confess that when I saw that picture I felt a certain chill..

[–]brodie21 4 points5 points ago

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Cruella Deville! Cruella Deville!

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[–]HobKing 99 points100 points ago

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I'm not going back to look... Is that a real person or a wax model or something?

[–]kyotoman 67 points68 points ago

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i took a pretty good look, and i'm quite sure its a model of some sort

[–]smedisen 28 points29 points ago

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The gum looks fake, but I think it's a mask of some sort, rather than an entire wax model

[–]Jessum 14 points15 points ago

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Whatever else of the body you can see looks real. So I believe it is a mask as well.

[–]whynojuicy 16 points17 points ago

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I hate that no one has answered your question yet...I need to know!

[–]rivermandan 5 points6 points ago

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And if the answer is not "fake", I may kill myself because I don't wan to live in a world here that is real

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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The eyes look a little fake. If it is a wax model, it's a damn good one.

[–]salamysamich 6 points7 points ago

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I was legitimately scared...also not double taking...

[–]em22new 463 points464 points ago

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Leave Lindsay alone!

[–]nolongerilurk 222 points223 points ago

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Leave Lindsay alohan

[–]PogoPoutine 38 points39 points ago

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This happens everytime she watches The Lion King...

[–]TheClayroo 5 points6 points ago

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I laughed because I literally saw that post before this one.

[–]ZenKai 1 point2 points ago

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Christ! Looks like she came in seventh place in a hatchet fight!

[–]Joenobody211 12 points13 points ago

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she does look like she is getting clean from drugs now. good for her

[–]mjolle 8 points9 points ago

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I agree. She looks way better in this picture than she's done in a long time.

[–]Mr_Dependable 1 point2 points ago

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You don't mess with the Lohan.

[–]radax2 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks you bastard, for what might be the only legitimately funny comment in this thread. I'd humor you with a "thanks for making me spit out my coffee" but here, just have this upvote instead.

[–]diggemigre 90 points91 points ago

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"Come give your auntie a kiss."

[–]DeviousRetard[S] 26 points27 points ago

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Now that you mention it, she does look an awfull ammount like my aunt.

[–]imitator22 54 points55 points ago

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awfull ammount

[–]KaiserAcore 61 points62 points ago

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Give him a break, he is a "retard"

[–]SpaizKadett 12 points13 points ago

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What... Are your retired?

[–]jheregpip 29 points30 points ago

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Wow you fucking douche. Some people are retired and they can't help it they are born with lack of oxygen.

sigh I've been here too long

[–]mechanicus 1 point2 points ago

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....a devious one, though....

[–]FreePeteRose 1 point2 points ago

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Auntie Pelosi

[–]bl4kd3th 54 points55 points ago

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Gollum's mother is a TOTAL cougar.

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[–]BearBeatsLion 27 points28 points ago

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Ok, I saw a comment saying that you were everywhere, but this is fucking ridiculous.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

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He's an up and coming young karma whore. He's not a seasoned vet like Mind_Virus or man_in_the_mirra , but damned if he doesn't try his best. I for one salute his efforts.

Godspeed, POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, godspeed.

[–]ima_bunny 2 points3 points ago

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Lol I came to see if I was the only person to saw Gollum in drag! Close enough! XD

[–]the_hypotenuse 11 points12 points ago

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I can only see this

[–]criticasartist 1 point2 points ago

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I even felt like the model was actually the gollum structure and somebody just added in the rest!

[–]Kyderra 25 points26 points ago

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[–]empw 25 points26 points ago

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The Emperor's New Groove is the best Disney movie. Hands down.

[–]aahxzen 5 points6 points ago

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David Spade's greatest role

[–]PsychoAgent 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, one of the few I enjoyed as a child and still do. The fairy tale Disney movies haven't held up as well. I've realized the morals in them are wrong.

Emperor's New Groove is just good unpreachy fun.

[–]paprikapants 11 points12 points ago

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There is quite a resemblance to be sure

[–]n1zm0 1 point2 points ago

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I thought she resembled this sexy lady but with red hair

[–]mikachuu 2 points3 points ago

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She looks much nicer relaxing at the park.

[–]brownliquid 12 points13 points ago

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You'd think with those lips, she'd brush more often. That's right, I'm focusing on her dental health and not that terrifying excuse for a face.

[–]een-ze-nood 2 points3 points ago

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RIGHT! Her grill is all sorts of nasty!

[–]brownliquid 12 points13 points ago

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Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

[–]mcreeves 1 point2 points ago

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Pickle slicer!

[–]empw 6 points7 points ago

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WHY. WHY DID YOU GO THERE.

[–]The_Magnificent 204 points205 points ago

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[–]Nymphetomine 20 points21 points ago

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True story..

[–]Little_Salad 16 points17 points ago

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Every day on reddit i find something that makes me cry laughing. This was today's. Nice one

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[–]dogsdistress 11 points12 points ago

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IT & Susan Sarandon. Good day.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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looks like the evil woman from the rescuers, not crella deville

[–]een-ze-nood 12 points13 points ago

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... What? Its just Joan Rivers....

[–]flo-BAMA 2 points3 points ago

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I'd hit that.

[–]smurfpitts 17 points18 points ago

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With a truck full of explosives

[–]man_gomer_lot 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like an old friend's tweeker mom. She once knit a blanket large enough to cover a small house.

[–]Uber_Weiss 3 points4 points ago

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She's going to make some necrophiliac very happy.

[–]feisty_ranga 3 points4 points ago

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So apparently I'm not sleeping now!

[–]gilgagoogyta 3 points4 points ago

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All I see is a rule 63 Ryuuk.

[–]MutantNinjaSquirtle 8 points9 points ago

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

[–]Dray11 2 points3 points ago

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Dad?

[–]talkativeblair 2 points3 points ago

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She's practically already half decomposed.

[–]MK_Ultra86 2 points3 points ago

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r/thewalkingdead would appreciate this.

[–]Alviesf 2 points3 points ago

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So, does the carpet match the drapes?

[–]oeuvre 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bigp3rm 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL plox.

[–]kenflipkick 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL!!!¡!

[–]brucecrossan 2 points3 points ago

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This should have had a NSFW tag... Jes.

[–]atyoung 2 points3 points ago

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Stay in your houses, do not attempt to rescue loved ones. You can destroy the creatures by either removing the head or destroying the brain.

[–]foreskinpeeler 5 points6 points ago

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Happily browsing reddit:

:D

Saw image:

:|

[–]bearncze 5 points6 points ago

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anyone else reminded of this

[–]OneTwoWoopWoop 4 points5 points ago

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First I stared into this creepy face. Then I checked to see if it was a gif to prepare myself for even more possible horror's!

[–]ShatnerMouth 11 points12 points ago

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Horror's what?

[–]sapagunnar 1 point2 points ago

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Make up by dr Seuss?

[–]Bandikoto 1 point2 points ago

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Cougar juggalette?

[–]empw 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, so many things wrong with that mental image.

[–]ZeekySantos 1 point2 points ago

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Someone beat you to it! Ba-dum-tish.

[–]medicineboy 1 point2 points ago

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ITS HAMMER TIME

[–]ncho91 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you OP! I was NOT prepared for that!

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Mila from Project Runway.

[–]heytheregenius 1 point2 points ago

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That is not human.

[–]luxpsycho 1 point2 points ago

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With those lips she can probably not play the trumpet.

[–]MrTurkle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chchad 1 point2 points ago

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Someone please tell me this isn't a real thing.

[–]KingNothing13 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't a real thing.

[–]SMB73 1 point2 points ago

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Ann Coulter as she's rising from her coffin?

[–]zeymad 1 point2 points ago

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the mouth of Sauron...

[–]rockscissorswow 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL

[–]herregudo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm SO glad this wasn't a .gif

[–]SarahFluttershy 1 point2 points ago

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I may never recover from that. :c

[–]eire1228 1 point2 points ago

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she is someone's daughter and therefore loved

[–]pachezilla 1 point2 points ago

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possibly the most convincing argument for not depleting the US nuclear arsenal.

[–]lordsidious 1 point2 points ago

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Kevin Bacon

[–]megggasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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i am never. ever. clicking on a wtf link. ever again.

[–]allthatisman1 1 point2 points ago

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I bet she has a nice personality.

[–]iHeartSheep 1 point2 points ago

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That is not real...That shit better not be fucking real dammit!!

[–]evolvedfish 1 point2 points ago

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Meg Ryan just had to have one more tuck

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me this was photoshopped.... please....

[–]Spike3007 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god they're making another live action Death Note?

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of that lady from Who Framed Roger Rabbit - A maaan!

[–]kwvtxhiaj 1 point2 points ago

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why you gotta be like that :c

[–]Caeg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dgmilo8085 1 point2 points ago

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James & the giant peach?

[–]thndrchld 1 point2 points ago

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(assumes fetal position in the corner)

No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out. No way out.

[–]spoon_tato 1 point2 points ago

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whatever I didn't really want to go to sleep in about 12 hours anyways.

[–]Draskiller 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know Madonna dyed her hair!

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

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[–]perogies 1 point2 points ago

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You asshole haha, that scared a bit of piss out of me.

[–]rainbowXXhaze 1 point2 points ago

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[–]asteara 1 point2 points ago

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On the plus side, I've found txting this picture to random people in your contacts has some hilarious results.

[–]HotbutteryToast 1 point2 points ago

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WELL THERE GOES MY SLEEP.

[–]Derp1121 1 point2 points ago

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tell me that's a mask

[–]StumpHarvey 4 points5 points ago

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Inconvenient side effect of viewing this picture: it carves a home inside your head to forever sporadically torment your mind and haunt your soon to be flatulence-inducing dreams. Look forward to it.

[–]wellyesthatisme 1 point2 points ago

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Get a grip.

[–]SlashMonster 2 points3 points ago

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This is a wax person if anyone is curious. 100% Not real, it was a post from wayyyyyyy back (1 year).

[–]JackWhisky 1 point2 points ago

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Meth. Not even once.

[–]pilvy 0 points1 point ago

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Sod the hammer, I'd bus in her face.

[–]mrnicelupe 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, did you mean run her over, or ejaculate on her? I'm getting real mixed signals here...

[–]ralf1 0 points1 point ago

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The loving wife of Hellboy's foe Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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It'd only be an improvement.

[–]SarcasmDontCare 0 points1 point ago

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In desperate need of giant meat grinder....

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

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Repeatedly.

[–]Tranzam1978 0 points1 point ago

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Mother??!!!

[–]BNDenn 0 points1 point ago

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Childhood nightmares of Aunt Spiker have been reawakened.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what ET would look like with a bit of plastic surgery.

[–]MelloDeath 0 points1 point ago

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I am now getting a bigger computer desk so that my 19" CRT is no longer right in my face.

[–]boofire 0 points1 point ago

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Okay I'm awake!

[–]Peachy313 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like somebody beat you to it.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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That fur she's wearing doesn't look like dalmatian...

[–]Lewnidas 0 points1 point ago

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Kill it with FIREEE!!

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point ago

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I'm done with the internet today...

[–]idrawinmargins 0 points1 point ago

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Oh how your gaze duth shatter glass. -me

[–]nailphile 0 points1 point ago

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NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!

[–]Excelsior_Smith 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody got a wood chipper? I'm thinking head first, this time...

[–]ToasterAtheism 0 points1 point ago

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I thought super mutants were green?

[–]SuperSwifty 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I do when I see a post like this... Check to see if it's a gif.

[–]AlastorCalactus 0 points1 point ago

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HOO BOY! Yeah, wasn't ready for that. Forget breakfast... breakfast is for wimps.

[–]snowfiend 0 points1 point ago

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kill it with fire!

[–]VENOMENON 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if in love or in lust.

[–]Morphix007 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the visuals at tonight aphextwin concert

[–]Nosferatudamus 0 points1 point ago

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I wish she would lightly caress my fright boner with her teeth.