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[–]bonebad786 186 points187 points ago

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Yo dawg so i herd you like the internet, so we put your 4chan in your 9gag in your reddit so you can lul while you lul while you are on 9gag.

[–]TheArtisticSpectrum 63 points64 points ago

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The problem with 9gag is that many of the internets funny images are free range, and can really be created and posted by anyone. Then 9gag claim them all by automatically watermarking images that aren't theirs. It's the internet equivalent of that kid in the playground who claimed that your shiny Charizard card was actually his, when you totally got it yourself.

[–]wartortles 23 points24 points ago

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Shiny and Holographic have completely different meanings in Pokemon-world

[–]vnkid 4 points5 points ago

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Imagine if it was a holographic of a shiny Charizard. Money.

[–]kcgb 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheArtisticSpectrum 1 point2 points ago

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I know, but when I was a kid, we didn't call them "holographic" cards, we called them "shiny's". I have no idea why. Probably easier to say.

[–]veedubbz 17 points18 points ago

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May seem immature, but they'll send us all $100 years from now

[–]bbm422 3 points4 points ago

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I've been on reddit for too long...

[–]mangwow 1 point2 points ago

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..Two weeks? The post he's referencing isn't all that old.

[–]leonprimrose 1 point2 points ago

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He meant straight without sleeping is my guess

[–]guyw2legs 0 points1 point ago

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Has it been that long? The internet has completely destroyed my sense of time.

[–]Azrael_Ferrum 4 points5 points ago

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Why do they watermark everything automatically? This clearly isn't theirs, since it's a screenshot from a 4chan thread

[–]headwrong 12 points13 points ago

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Because pretty-much-free advertising.

[–]TheArtisticSpectrum 2 points3 points ago

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It's so the 9gaggers can feel like they created the content. Seriously, I've been on the internet for most of my life, and the only thing I have to compare 9gag to is Ebaumsworld. They take other content, use it to advertise their site no matter who owns it, and then act as if it was theirs all along. The amount of 9gag users who claim that 9gag created pedobear/trollface/rage comics is infuriating.

[–]krazykenn 0 points1 point ago

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Which has led me to hating pedobear/trollface/rage comics because nowadays they are unfunny and used terribly. You can downvote me but every single one of my friends are 9gag dwellers.

[–]TheArtisticSpectrum 2 points3 points ago

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Ever since "meme culture" hit the mainstream it got awful. A good example is the abyssal horror that is "rage comics". The original comics were posted around the chans and were hand-drawn (albeit terribly) in Paint, which lead to a lot of the reaction faces you see today - They looked so bizarre and out of place that they were hilarious.

Nowadays you have "rage comic generators" that literally remove the entire creative process, dumbing things down to such an extent that a computer could put them together if you wrote an algorithm that let it Google "minor annoyances in day to day life".

[–]krazykenn 0 points1 point ago

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Very well put.

[–]Abezilla116 1 point2 points ago

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He was a fucking dick.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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ow. my brain.

[–]SmartAssX 18 points19 points ago

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9gag always sounded like slang for a girl who is gagging on a 9in dong

[–]CorneliusJack 12 points13 points ago*

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9gag is a Hong Kongese website. The name in Cantonese means making a gag.

'9' sounds like ‘攪’ in cantonese, which loosely translates to 'produce/concoct/make/mix'.

Though I have never heard anyone pronounce the name of this website in real life. I imagine it would sound very strange pronounced by a non-cantonese speaker.

That being said, fuck 9gag.

And it isn't helped by the fact that my FB is flooded by my HongKongese friends and FOBs.

[–]Sammouse 2 points3 points ago

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haha more like on9 gag hurrr durrrrr I didn't know it was HK based, none of my HK friends have mentioned it and I never saw someone use it when I was living there.. Maybe I just have cool friends ;)

[–]CorneliusJack 2 points3 points ago

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"on9 gag"
very good my fried ;)

(on9 sounds like 'stupid fuck' in Cantonese for the non-speaker)

I actually had to lecture them how wrong their meme-usage were (they pretty much butchered 'the most interesting man in the world' meme).

Just imagine the sense of humor or your grandma mixed with the naiveté of a grade-school kid, constantly bombarding your Facebook wall. That's how it feels like to have friends who use 9gag daily.

[–]orniver 0 points1 point ago

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Man, it was a good site, and then it got flooded by rage comics and religious/military propaganda. Seriously, an American soldier returning home? How is that funny?

[–]krazykenn 0 points1 point ago

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Every time.. "lol looks at this hilarious rage-comic flooded with memes." Even in school I see people on 9gag just looking at if it's your childhood tv show's new episode. Just talking about the comic the next day that everybody saw and is meant to be hilarious but when I as for description they just say one meme said something to another meme ending with some other meme.

[–]SirR4T -3 points-2 points ago

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Wait.. does FOB mean Father of Bitches?

/oh.my.god.jpg

[–]CorneliusJack 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BreakfastBurrito 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it.

[–]provokedcarp 60 points61 points ago

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Not really fair, saying firing a bow isn't really wrong.

I don't think it's wrong to say someone is firing a gun, or a cannon.

[–]theskabus 38 points39 points ago

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Well well well, if it isn't Buzz Killington.

[–]pencil364 12 points13 points ago

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[–]googleitduh 25 points26 points ago

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That's so Raven.

[–]SimilarImage 54 points55 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months vazzaroth Why, I specialize in firing bows. /r/gaming 263 1066
7 months TheBlueBadger Archery with Link and Raven here 242 1571
6 months joebennz thats not what i meant here 82 502

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[–]TheBlueBadger 1 point2 points ago

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Woo hoo!

[–]E00000B6FAF25838 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God... I knew I saw this here before... It's been sixth months since I first started browsing Reddit? That's crazy...

[–]rockerode 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, 6 months is ok. Still kinda bad, though.

[–]Villike 3 points4 points ago

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15 days actually.

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[–]rapidpenguin 1 point2 points ago

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It says "See 3 more matches at KarmaDecay", meaning that there are six of them. However, it should list more than 3 by default.

[–]CJGibson 2 points3 points ago

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At the very least it should show the 3 most recent reposts.

[–]MrPlen 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's because it only found other 9gag watermarked posts.

[–]Neoko 5 points6 points ago

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You wouldn't say "Fire your bullet at the enemy!"

[–]prezuiwf 33 points34 points ago

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"This always makes me laugh."

Google translation: "This is a repost."

[–]skymind 22 points23 points ago

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Better than fabricating an entire story about your involvement with a picture and taking credit for everything.

[–]CowFu 2 points3 points ago

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[–]celluj34 4 points5 points ago

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I'm seen it like 40 times, but it makes me laugh every single time.

[–]tracebusta 1 point2 points ago

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You get my upvote. No matter how many times this has been posted, it makes me crack up every single time. Love it.

[–]JCPenneywise 1 point2 points ago

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This may be a repost, but it makes me laugh.

[–]remix1014 1 point2 points ago

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Raven after a battle in "Tales of Vesperia":

Estelle: Our weapons are...Love!

Yuri: Justice!

Raven: Sexxuuualllitttyyy-AH!

Rita: Would you stop!?

[–]yunlien 1 point2 points ago

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OH YES ! OH GOD YES !

best skit ever

[–]Lameduck57 1 point2 points ago

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fire a bow is correct. you don't say "fire a bullet", you say "fire a gun"

[–]workaccountnoporn 1 point2 points ago

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While someone very important to me was getting surgery, I was sitting anxiously in the waiting room, mindlessly browsing the internet. I clicked an image and it was this comic. First it was just a smile, than trying to hold in a chuckle, than I lost it and was laughing like crazy. This comic really helped me out that day and still makes me laugh every time as well.

[–]bahamutlives22 1 point2 points ago

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I'm only commenting on this so I can come back and laugh when I'm sad

[–]hamlet9000 1 point2 points ago

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"Fire an arrow" wouldn't have helped. They would have just drawn a picture of him lighting an arrow on fire.

[–]shitterplug 5 points6 points ago

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I haven't seen it, so it's new to me!

[–]armyofancients1 2 points3 points ago

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The kid was right. You fire a bow. Fire applies to the weapon doing the discharging.

[–]b0w3n 2 points3 points ago

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It's just 4chan being 4chan to be honest, trolling to troll.

You're right though, firing is less correct (implies combustion of some sort), but shoot is fine.

[–]PrincessRarity 3 points4 points ago*

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You're not on 9GAG.COM

Thank god!

[–]darwin2500 2 points3 points ago

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The bow flies the wrong way, it should go backwards :(

[–]WizardsMyName 0 points1 point ago

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Not if he lets go of the string and doesn't maintain a grip on the riser.

[–]darwin2500 1 point2 points ago

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You mean, if he unknocks the arrow? I'm pretty sure it would fall straight down in that case, the momentum from the bough and from the string should cancel.

I would check on my bow, but dry-firing is a really bad idea. Maybe a physicist can weigh in?

[–]saviourman 1 point2 points ago

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Physicist here, it would go backwards if you hold onto the arrow, or (not exactly sure what the riser is, but it seems to be the part you hold) if you let go of the riser and the string you wouldn't be holding the bow at all, right? So the string would snap forwards, but the front would be pulled back at the same rate and it would just fall straight down. Sort of similar to how a slinky does this. [Also that would be near impossible to do, since the tensions are so high; your coordination would probably be too poor to release both hands at the same time and the bow would fling back into your face.]

[–]the_tab_key 2 points3 points ago

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Engineer here, all true, but if you were to let go of the string, and when the string reaches it's maximum forward velocity the riser was released, - assuming the grip on the bow was completely rigid - then the bow would move forward... albeit very slightly since the momentum of the string is so little.

[–]saviourman 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I guess. Certainly nothing like the image though.

Then again, it's only a joke. If he fires bows often he might have a specially designed one.

[–]Skarma64 0 points1 point ago

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Student Here, This can Actually happen, Trust me, It happened to me. No word of a Lie, I stringed the Bow wrong, took my shot, and both string and Arrow were in my Hand while the bow was launched forward a few feet. Not the greatest feeling, everyone on the range looks at you and the supervisor has to halt all shots so you can pick up the bow. :/

[–]darwin2500 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I thought, thanks.

[–]SaneesvaraSFW 0 points1 point ago

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HOW THE HELL DOES A SLINKY DO THAT

[–]WizardsMyName 1 point2 points ago

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I AM a physicist lmao. I was ignoring the arrow tbh, the limbs of the bow are bent over backwards, releasing the string with the bow bent, and not stopping the riser, the bow would lurch forwards off the front hand. If you left the arrow on the string, it'd shoot as normal.

[–]canada432 3 points4 points ago

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This is one of the few images on the internet that makes me actually laugh out loud no matter how many times I see it.

[–]WizardsMyName -1 points0 points ago

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Should I point out he should've said loose or shoot an arrow, or would that make me a pretentious arsehole?

[–]son-of-chadwardenn -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently it does make you a pretentious arsehole. I upvoted you anyway.

[–]Nengrana 0 points1 point ago

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Nice art work! funny = )

[–]zed1 0 points1 point ago

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LOL. This pic gets me every time.

[–]TheBisonSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Crap! I saw this in stumble a loooong time ago, laughed my ass off, and could never find it again. You akaicewolf, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]mrlemax 0 points1 point ago

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www.fuck9gag.com

thats all folks!

[–]Hughcumber 0 points1 point ago

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Damn fuckin right I'm not on 9gag.

[–]connor_g 0 points1 point ago

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"Fire a bow" is perfectly acceptable use.

You can "fire a bullet" [ie, "from a gun"] but it's also perfectly acceptable to say "fire a gun".

[–]prof9000 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the term "loose an arrow"

[–]likwidstylez 0 points1 point ago

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The beginning of your joke - The bow is flying the wrong direction

SONUFABICH!!!!

[–]JMThor 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit I'm crying

[–]Mirror_Image_Bot 0 points1 point ago

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For those who have imgur blocked at work but not reddit, here's a mirror: http://imgclean.com/?p=2992

[–]qwertytarr 0 points1 point ago

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I never like this whenever it gets reposted because I don't believe the 4chan OP was in the wrong. You wouldn't say that a cop "fired a bullet" at a murdering child-molester but that he "fired a gun." I don't know why it would be any different for a bow and arrow.

[–]PainfulUrine 0 points1 point ago

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I never use Raven. Maybe he sucks or maybe I don't condone his rampant pedophilia...

[–]Avasimos 0 points1 point ago

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4chan - 9gag - reddit. My oh my.

[–]EricTile 0 points1 point ago

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Comedins

[–]Sincorp 0 points1 point ago

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This picture has made me laugh out loud every single time I've seen it. Definitely saved now.

[–]hexprocess 0 points1 point ago

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That moment when you realize that someone reposted the same thing as you and gets a shit ton more upvotes than you do...

[–]Purple_Alpaca -1 points0 points ago

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Haha, I read it two times before I got it.

[–]Valorale 0 points1 point ago

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So I recognize the Jackie Chan 'brain full of fuck' meme .. but whats the meme for the last guy? Yea .. sorry im new at this.

[–]PepsiDude002 3 points4 points ago

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[–]inkewbus -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for similar confusion! it looks like a disheveled Nicolas Cage

[–]reddums -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Tysuki -1 points0 points ago

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I just died of laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I love you.

[–]inkewbus 1 point2 points ago

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Jackie chan got me too! no idea why you have negative karma!

[–]dzawacki -1 points0 points ago

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Oh wow, that turned my day upside down.

[–]brianbrianbrian -2 points-1 points ago

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That is amazing.

[–]partialfriction -2 points-1 points ago

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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!

[–]fenwaygnome -1 points0 points ago

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FIRE THE BULLETS AT HIM!

[–]someonewhodied -1 points0 points ago

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Tales of Vesperia for XB360 was SHIT.

If you are going to play it, get the PS3 version and learn japanese. or wait for the translation patch. It just feels much more complete and much less half-assed. (Unfortunately, all i have now is an XB360 ;~;)

Also, tension skills on Rita are overpowered. Almost as much as on Raven. WAAYYY too overpowered. (My youtube is someonewhodied1, take a look at my ToV playthrough's more recent videos to see what I mean)

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[–]ikkake 12 points13 points ago

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Good, I got a chance to see it myself this time around.

And I laughed.

[–]washburn647 4 points5 points ago

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that is because it is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[–]PandaSamurai 0 points1 point ago

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Taking finals at my school made me laugh out loud. Now people are staring at me......xD