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[–]cowsymbola 4 points5 points ago

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That's pretty fucked up. What if her head was forward one more inch and one of those candles went right in her eye?

If someone ever did that to me I'd beat the everliving shit out of them.

[–]steve0suprem0 2 points3 points ago

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reposting within hours of it being reposted previously? i bet you get a fuckton of karma, too. fucker.

[–]dirty1391 0 points1 point ago

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seriously, the fuck, i wish i was ingenious enough to do that. tomorrow i shall wake up, and repost the top 25 things on reddit, and see where it goes

[–]steve0suprem0 2 points3 points ago

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i'm setting your RES tag to 'downvote everything i post on 3/6/12, then change tag"

[–]dirty1391 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha im still laughing from this, well done

[–]huuhuu 1 point2 points ago

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This is perfect for when you can't think of a good way to say, "Even though I'm sitting next to you at your birthday party, fuck you and I hope you have a shitty birthday."

[–]brokenearth02 0 points1 point ago

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Video?