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[–]NotAlana 12 points13 points ago

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What is this "real life friends" of which you speak?

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

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Are you Alana?

[–]NotAlana 2 points3 points ago

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Where did you get a crazy idea like that?! I am most definitely NOT Alana.

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure? I have you marked as Alana...

[–]GhostOfAStranger[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NotAlana 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, I admit it. While I am not Alana, I am a tongue and groove joint. When I was younger I'd pretend to be a dovetail joint, but no one ever believed me.

[–]NotAlana 1 point2 points ago

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Careful what you call me, sir. I'm a desperate woman with nothing to lose.

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I know something you could lose...high five! Anyone? Ted?

[–]NotAlana 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, I could lose some weight.

[–]devilsnake874 7 points8 points ago

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I upvoted because I fucking love Bunk.

[–]Spencerhutch 1 point2 points ago

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You happy now, bitch?

[–]devilsnake874 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Motherfucker. Fuuuuuuuck.

[–]Sir_Scrotum 5 points6 points ago

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Never reveal your reddit acount username. Rule 1 of Reddit Club.

[–]IncorrectPolitically 2 points3 points ago

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In case this ever should happen... You know who you are. I lied, it was me and it wasn't only that one time.

[–]LimpBizkitRulez 1 point2 points ago

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So what you're saying is that we are not your real friends? Feels bad, man.

[–]ziggmuff 3 points4 points ago

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They probably feel the same way about you when you open your mouth in real life.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily, I'm the same on here as I am IRL.

Actually, that might not be such a good thing....

[–]wink047 0 points1 point ago

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i hope this isnt directed towards me

[–]RedFollower 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky for me, all my friends are either only on facebook, or people who browse 4chan. (Oh and one fuck who is on 9gag)

[–]Ezekyuhl 0 points1 point ago

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My friends used my external HD to back up their computers a few times in the past. I will just say searching all ".jpeg" on it resulted in the discovery that one of them has a rather... "beastly" fetish.

[–]SweetLeafKush 2 points3 points ago

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I had a gay room mate once. He was a huge dude, (Not muscle though). And he was just about the nicest person I've ever met. Well... One day we had this crusty lil kid who was leaving school. (We all went to the same college). I let him borrow my laptop for a few days. Well, we had wifi in the house. And they gay guy was the one paying for it. One day he called a house meeting. Gathered us all around, and asked which one of us was constantly looking up "Dog Porn". Because downloading videos kept popping up on his computer.

Needless to say, Roach never borrowed my computer again.

PS: This story was funnier in my head.

[–]dahmerBundy 1 point2 points ago

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Go on...

[–]ty12004 1 point2 points ago

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You think that is bad, look for the ".png"