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If you saw this... would it stop you? (NSFL) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]GonnaGitcha 42 points43 points ago

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Face down, ass up, that's the way I like ta fuck.

[–]zipdiss[S] 24 points25 points ago

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One of my roommates suggested this, it was quickly countered with "what if she had the same thing on her lower back but with the girl looking back with a tear in her eyes" I live with some fucked up people

[–]snorky94 7 points8 points ago

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There's this guy I know and he replies intelligently by copypasting responses to similar solutions.

[–]zipdiss[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, I know a guy who did that once t... oh, wait a m... damnit, I did it again

[–]snorky94 2 points3 points ago

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This is an obscene way to generate karma.

[–]MisterDonkey 14 points15 points ago

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No.

I'd tell her to go wash that Photoshop off and come back to bed.

[–]crkdltr 25 points26 points ago

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What do we say about sticking dick in crazy?

[–]chlorhexidine 15 points16 points ago

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always stick your dick in crazy?

[–]snorky94 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]skrangle 2 points3 points ago

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Always crazy dick in your stick?

[–]snorky94 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]chlorhexidine 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are right

[–]velkyr 8 points9 points ago

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It's okay as long as they don't know your number, where you live, or your real name?

[–]Sykoticstalker27 10 points11 points ago

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They'll still find you. I'm pretty sure the really crazy ones just need your scent.

[–]snorky94 3 points4 points ago

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And your dick has been inside them. They know.

[–]epsdelta 2 points3 points ago

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It's Ok if you dump them in the ... escort them home and wish them a nice evening.

[–]snorky94 0 points1 point ago

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Nice recovery.

[–]ringringbananalone 1 point2 points ago

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Well considering this is a Photoshop and not an actual tattoo, the "crazy" in this situation is probably not the model whose vagina that is, but whatever dude decided to make this, and has anime child porn on his computer

[–]SteampunkSloth 15 points16 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]Master2u 7 points8 points ago

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Yep!

[–]tistadly 24 points25 points ago

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Yes.... Yes it would....

[–]deeve04 4 points5 points ago

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This seems to scream, "you're sticking your dick in crazy."

[–]snorky94 -1 points0 points ago

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But only for a second . . .

[–]wgardenhire 6 points7 points ago

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I completely understand that picture because that's about as far as I would get before walking away. No way in hell am I doing that.

[–]Jealousy123 19 points20 points ago

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That's NSFW, this is INDEED safe for life.

Now a picture of a ruptured scrotum is NSFL, but this is pleasant.

[–]nilleftw 13 points14 points ago

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People are really quick to throw the NSFL tag in titles.

[–]JonnyTrump 8 points9 points ago

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Yet really slow to admit NSFW...

[–]Nexusmaxis 1 point2 points ago

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the thing about NSFL is that each time you see it the bar gets raised a little more...

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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You mean lowered? 3 guys 1 hammer - NSFL. A broken arm or something in that manner, not pleasant but not really NSFL. An image of a anime toddler (can't remember the weird term for this) on a nice crotch, a little weird, but NSFL? Come on.

[–]Nexusmaxis 0 points1 point ago

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well I meant raised as in it takes more to get you to wtf again.

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I'm desensitized as fuck, but the NSFL tag is used for way more things than it should be. This might be something my mother would frown upon if you say that she did this because her boyfriend wanted to fuck a toddler.

[–]PhD_In_Helpfulness 0 points1 point ago

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The term you are looking for is lolicon. If the picture is of a toddler, just add -kon to it and you have yourself a fetish.

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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You really have a PhD in Helpfulness!

[–]PhD_In_Helpfulness 0 points1 point ago

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I also have a bachelors in friendliness

[–]nilleftw 1 point2 points ago

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You must be a wonderful friend.

[–]PhD_In_Helpfulness 0 points1 point ago

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I try

[–]muchonacho 2 points3 points ago

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And here I was thinking L stood for lunch.

[–]PetisoOrejudo 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure that's what it was originally.

[–]crazystick330 2 points3 points ago

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Imagine her giving birth, or going to the gynecologist...

[–]evolveKyro 2 points3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/vZwe4

larger size.. for science

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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i'll just take the blowjob thank you very much

/virgin

[–]mltt4b 5 points6 points ago

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flip her over

[–]zipdiss[S] 4 points5 points ago

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One of my roommates suggested this, it was quickly countered with "what if she had the same thing on her lower back but with the girl looking back with a tear in her eyes" I live with some fucked up people

[–]snorky94 12 points13 points ago

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There's this guy I know and he replies intelligently by copypasting responses to similar solutions.

[–]zipdiss[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I know a guy who did that once t... oh, wait a minute...

[–]GritzAnGravy 6 points7 points ago

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Id flip that bitch on her stomach and proceed.

[–]pandakillah 11 points12 points ago

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No

[–]late_yo 1 point2 points ago

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im with this guy, surprised i had to scroll this far to see this answer.

[–]MFchimichanga[!] 2 points3 points ago

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It would just encourage doggy style.

[–]zipdiss[S] 1 point2 points ago

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One of my roommates suggested this, it was quickly countered with "what if she had the same thing on her lower back but with the girl looking back with a tear in her eyes" I live with some fucked up people

[–]snorky94 12 points13 points ago

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There's this guy I know and he replies intelligently by copypasting responses to similar solutions.

[–]zipdiss[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I know a guy who did that once t... oh, wait a minute...

[–]T-rabbit 1 point2 points ago

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Come on, that's enough guys :)

Edit: UPVOTES TO ALL!

[–]dillfreckle 3 points4 points ago

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I would stare at her little fake eyes and fuck her then howl into the insanity moon

[–]severemcstorm 3 points4 points ago

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Not if one's name is Insanity Wolf!

[–]iwasapolygon 1 point2 points ago

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I'd guess she likes age role play so...maybe?

[–]Midheaven 1 point2 points ago

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I would question why I'm with that person.

[–]Eruonen 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I would not only be turned off completely, I'd also leave.

[–]AgentRhombus 1 point2 points ago

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Its not the tattoo, its those damn fingernails.

[–]wombatidae 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL... I do not think it means what you think it means...

[–]Marcob10 1 point2 points ago

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I'd already have an erection so at this point I wouldn't stop. There probably wouldn't be a second round though.

[–]Weechickadee 3 points4 points ago

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2 for 1 bitches.

[–]snorky94 1 point2 points ago

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"Dave, bitches. Bitches, Dave."

"Evenin,' bitches . . . "

[–]NerdTroller2 0 points1 point ago

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Now imagine she ages to age, say around 40-ish. The tattoo would become even more WTF worthy.

[–]artsandsciences 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]Skitty27 0 points1 point ago

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That's to make guys feel like pedophile..

[–]Humdot 0 points1 point ago

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how is this nsfl?

[–]kilik2049 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Also this image is a fake.

[–]keith_weaver 0 points1 point ago

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What's tattooed on her ass?

[–]zipdiss[S] 0 points1 point ago

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a lot of people are saying that the NSFL tag is inappropriate, I guess maybe it doesn't quite mean what I thought it meant. I put NSFL because I thought the image of a toddler in pain tattooed right there was disturbing enough that I almost didn't post it even though I knew r/wtf was where it belonged. There isn't very much that disturbs me but this did. If this isn't the appropriate use of NSFL would someone please enlighten me as to what is?

[–]sideous 0 points1 point ago

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Firstly it's not a toddler in pain. I know it sounds fucked up, but it's a toddler experiencing intense sexual pleasure. It's pretty common in the genre of hentai imagery it's from.

Secondly, NSFL is reserved almost entirely for gore. this, this, and this are all NSFL. Now go throw up and consider yourself enlightened.

[–]zipdiss[S] 0 points1 point ago

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... i finally remembered to check these while home, didn't want to risk it at school or work. I... see what NSFL means now... please excuse me while a find a spoon with which to gouge my eyes out

[–]OldSpider 0 points1 point ago

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...looking for that special someone...

[–]PADDY101 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch please. I subscribe to r/spacedicks.

[–]stealthy_cat 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted a tattoo that would almost guarantee that every man who bones me from here on out has pedophillic tendancies. Yea. Cause that would be the shit.

[–]chlorhexidine 0 points1 point ago

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eh it's just a tat

[–]faethor 1 point2 points ago

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I'd stop long enough to set up the cameras.

[–]EuphoriaM19 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what doggie style is for :)

[–]isasori 0 points1 point ago

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This is an added bonus

[–]Chandragupta -1 points0 points ago

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Nope, wouldn't stop me

[–]JonJynx -2 points-1 points ago

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It would only encourage me tbh

[–]moccajoghurt 0 points1 point ago

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poor bastard

[–]its-the-new-style 0 points1 point ago

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agreed, it's awesome

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo -1 points0 points ago

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It showed up here, turned out it's shopped (surprise). Killer body by the way.

[–]zipdiss[S] 5 points6 points ago

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lol, of course it's shopped... that's like watching star trek and saying "that shit didn't happen!"

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 2 points3 points ago

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I don't really share your sentiment. People make questionable tattoos all the time, and on their pubic regions too.

[–]zipdiss[S] 0 points1 point ago

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this is true... I guess I shouldn't underestimate the weird shit some people will do. I didn't really look at it close enough to tell it was shopped, just assumed. How could you tell?

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 0 points1 point ago

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From the picture? I couldn't. Someone gave a like to a set of original shots.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Talk about sticking your dick in crazy, wtf! "Fuck you? With that tattoo? Baby the nightmares I would have aren't worth it, sorry."

[–]moyno85 -1 points0 points ago

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This used to be my iPhone wallpaper.

fap fap fap

[–]iEatSnakes -2 points-1 points ago

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Kill it with fire

[–]trol1l -1 points0 points ago

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NO WAY!!!!! you pedophiles keep saying that still had sex or just leave after or its a photo shop well obviosly it is but not the tattoo the body is grey for gods sake. Ive never seen a more disgusting group than you. filthy asshole

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