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[–]Fullvidman 480 points481 points ago

[–]soulsonicfunk 107 points108 points ago

What's that Google Chrome? Open in an incognito window? Well don't mind if I do...

[–]stwhn 27 points28 points ago

Why did I just realize that was an option?

[–]wortelcake 25 points26 points ago

If you forgot hit ctrl+shif+delete and just delete the last hour of history

[–]ElTimablo 16 points17 points ago

motherofgod.jpg

[–]stwhn 5 points6 points ago

TIL how to properly use google chrome, twice. Thank you.

[–]cangetenough 1 point2 points ago

Last hour? Oh Google! Thanks but I only need to delete the last 5 minutes...

[–]Styxie 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit it is ! Thank you Reddit :D

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Wait, what? Who checks your computer history regularly? And why should you be ashamed for looking at cute girls having fun?

[–]Dumblikeafox 1 point2 points ago

The aether is very intrusive.

[–]we_love_dassie 85 points86 points ago*

MORE MORE! For the love of god, MOOAAAR!

Did some snooping:

Extended from the end of that video:
http://www.xvideos.com/video1129540/college_teens_fucked_in_dorms_-_college_rules_video-10

Last bit has the same blonde chick:
http://www.xvideos.com/video1264548/real_submissions_real_college_videos_-_college_rules_-_movie18

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]berryhill 17 points18 points ago

Britney Beth aka Bibi Jones, you're welcome.

[–]Skwerley 2 points3 points ago

I always laugh when people comment on comments so that they can come back later and utilize information. It's uh...it's dumb...

[–]JamesIncandenza 60 points61 points ago

You are a great man.

[–]awells1 1 point2 points ago

For science!

edit: Amazed myself for how long I stared and studied that.

[–]AAAAAWWW_YYYEEEEAAAA 18 points19 points ago

[–]VeryAppropriateName 1 point2 points ago

[–]fancy_sandwich 196 points197 points ago

My roommates are in the room, so this comment will hold my spot.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 32 points33 points ago*

Why not share with the roommates? Don't hold out on them, meow.

Edit: A fine and hearty greetings to the fine consortium of Feline Fellows.

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 28 points29 points ago

Yeah. Sharing is caring, send them this meowssage.

[–]LeMeowman 24 points25 points ago

Get a projector and put the movie on the side of a building meow!

[–]Noturordinaryguy 7 points8 points ago

You are all superior gentlemen.

[–]DazzlingDuck 2 points3 points ago

Its THE CHOSEN ONE!

[–]macogle 50 points51 points ago

Might I suggest Reddit Enhancement Suite?

Once you have it installed, you can save comments and posts for later viewing, simply by clicking 'save.'

[–]Pelvic_Thunder 24 points25 points ago

You're gonna go far kid.

[–]Redditor9868 4 points5 points ago

Thankyouveryveryveryverymuch

[–]Caputalis 6 points7 points ago

lolwut.

[–]Anonymo 5 points6 points ago

reddit enhancement suite

[–]MDMA420 1 point2 points ago

[–]falcun 6 points7 points ago

Where the hell are all these buttons that make it say that? I cant find it on mine.

[–]macogle 13 points14 points ago

[Promote]

[–]ss5gogetunks 2 points3 points ago

For some reason I can never find posts after I've saved them....

[–]macogle 5 points6 points ago

It's a tab labeled "saved links" at the top of the home page. The tabs read:

[what's hot] [new] [controversial] [top] [saved links] [saved comments] [view images]

[–]deanhassan 15 points16 points ago

(placeholder)

[–]BrownMofo 14 points15 points ago

(please ignore this post)

[–]BannedFromEarth 7 points8 points ago

(...)

[–]ncjenkin 29 points30 points ago

( . Y . )

[–]mikeeyboy22 5 points6 points ago

never though of this before.

[–]Evulrabbitz 1 point2 points ago

neither had I

[–]ROFLWOFFL 1 point2 points ago

What are you doing here? I thought you were banned!?

[–]I_AM_Jailbot 3 points4 points ago

.

[–]jesuschristmicrostar 1 point2 points ago

Okay

[–]mavvv 1 point2 points ago

Is this the line?

[–]abentoremember 1 point2 points ago

(nothing to see here)

[–]o2d 1 point2 points ago

Niiiiiiice

[–]Irate_Worlock 1 point2 points ago

I'm with this guy^

[–]cjcrashoveride 1 point2 points ago

That's a great idea! My comment will do the same :D

[–]evilskul 1 point2 points ago

Mine aswell.. Mine aswell..

[–]AngryHippy 1 point2 points ago

protip: you can also use the hide button, then go to your profile and see your hidden links.

[–]I_AM_FUCKING_MY_HAND 16 points17 points ago

Sadly there is more to this video, I can't find it... I have failed you reddit!

[–]we_love_dassie 11 points12 points ago

Maybe if you hadn't fucked your hand, it would be easier to use a keyboard and search for it!

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

here you go

Just kidding, I know you posted this below. But now people know.

[–]FlawlessAlles 23 points24 points ago

All I have to say is I've been in college for 3 years now, AND WHY THE HELL HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED TO ME YET?? The sites make it look so easy :(

[–]TheSaddestGrape 15 points16 points ago

You do realize these girls are pornographic actresses, right? Do you also think the girls in Bang Bus are just random chicks from the street?

[–]FlawlessAlles 9 points10 points ago

Whooosh!

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 21 points22 points ago

Teens? They look like mid 20s

[–]Philias 17 points18 points ago

What? Porn is all lies!? Noooooooooo!

[–]b3nny09 5 points6 points ago

The only reason I came to the comments.

[–]instant_reddart 29 points30 points ago

Like a swan from the duckling, I have made your comment... art

http://i.imgur.com/LCP6R.jpg

...Courtesy of the instant_reddart bot

[–]hells_cowbells 17 points18 points ago

Now all we need is Shitty_Watercolor to make a watercolor painting of this.

[–]slaminsammy 5 points6 points ago

I love you, Reddit.

[–]Julyist 2 points3 points ago

All bull shit aside. I actually watched this today.

[–]Phoequinox 7 points8 points ago

click video

Wife's asleep, ah well. I'll pause it and lower the volume.

pause button doesn't work Fuck. girls start screaming FUCK! volume control doesn't work GODDAMNIT! close

Yeah, fuck whatever site that is. The girls look like they have fake tits anyway.

Goddamnit. . .

[–]guitareatsman 16 points17 points ago

Aww c'mon man... that's such a rookie mistake!

Never open porn with the volume on. Ever. That shit is at least 20x louder than any other form of media.

[–]frotorious 234 points235 points ago

This is what every male redditor is hoping to see when he clicks a NSFW link.

[–]mitotajc 32 points33 points ago

I like buttholes you can see into. But that's just me.

[–]Adios_numero_two 9 points10 points ago

I like sheep you can see into. Wouldn't mind a goat see though.

[–]Lawbat 100 points101 points ago

Correction: This is what happens when pornstars are in the girls bathroom.

[–]bmorenotless 15 points16 points ago

yep, all paid. though they won't hire you if you've been in the business for long.

[–]Anticitizen_One 290 points291 points ago

[–]verbose_gent 72 points73 points ago

I'm gay and this fascinates me; are boobies enough for you guys?

[–]Winnem 197 points198 points ago

Yes.

[–]verbose_gent 8 points9 points ago

They're fun to play with. I'll give you that.

[–]doot_doot 13 points14 points ago

i feel like even if i was gay i'd still get a boner from watching boobies bounce around like this.

[–]RevelcEmanresu 55 points56 points ago

I'm a straight girl, and boobies are enough for me. Okay maybe I'm not totally straight, but still...

[–]Dontinquire 68 points69 points ago

I'm a straight guy, this comment is enough for me!

[–]VitQ 8 points9 points ago

We have a winner!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

gasp Prepare for the PM storm.

[–]dick_long_wigwam 6 points7 points ago

I'm gay; tweed is enough for me. What's your point?

[–]Odusei 38 points39 points ago

I'm straight, but not really into boobs. I like legs and ass, personally. So no, this usually isn't enough for me.

[–]infanticide_holiday 38 points39 points ago

I'm straight and over the age of 14. So no, this usually isn't enough for me.

[–]Odusei 97 points98 points ago

You must be one of reddit's senior citizens.

[–]here_for_the_lols 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes theyre too much

[–]Adios_numero_two 1 point2 points ago

Watching porn: You had me at bra.

[–]zombiebunnie 1 point2 points ago

Lets face it, cleavage is enough for me. So just hinting at boobs does it too, mind just fills in the gaps.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 13 points14 points ago

I feels ya, bro.

[–]TheTruthBeSold 12 points13 points ago

And I wasn't going to fap again tonight...

FTFY

[–]q1o2 1 point2 points ago*

[–]ebauer5 69 points70 points ago

To anyone wondering who: I cannot help with everyone. However the blonde haired chick is BibiJones. She's a 19 year old porn star. She's actually on twitter and posts a shit ton of nudes of herself. Her tits are also fake, if anyone thought otherwise. The rest of them, yeah no idea, but I like the girl on the far left with the small boobs!

[–]msteck 18 points19 points ago

I am not a fan of fake tits but I have to say those are far and away the best I have ever seen. Amazing....

[–]prophetoffun 12 points13 points ago*

the one on the right if i remember correctly is britney beth actually

edit: nevermind, they are the same person. Have an upvote for my stupidity

[–]topperharley88 1 point2 points ago

the one withthe bolted on tits is Jaime Valentine

[–]OGrilla 1 point2 points ago

I also like the girl on the far left. None of the others turn me on. They all seem very fake.

[–]stareattheart 1 point2 points ago

I seem to have fake looking boobs. Even though they're small. :c

(They don't have the sag, they're just round.)

[–]I_AM_FUCKING_MY_HAND 45 points46 points ago

Found another part of the video!

[–]real_nice_guy 23 points24 points ago

I'm fucking my hand now too.

[–]SecondGuy 10 points11 points ago

You are doing god's work, son.

[–]mastigia 105 points106 points ago

They all at some point glance over at the blondes to compare...funny

[–]TheFeedski 54 points55 points ago

Hmm. Well let me go back and watch it a couple more times so I can see for myself.

[–]ykhan95 14 points15 points ago

i would take your word for it but it seems as if I'm going to have to verify this for myself.

[–]qataridestroyer 2 points3 points ago

actually, look at their eye contact in general, it changes the whole aspect of this GIF

[–]real_nice_guy 8 points9 points ago

I don't know why they're comparing, seeings as hers are fakes.

[–]JoseFernandes 19 points20 points ago

If those are fake they are very well done. Especially compared to the girl on the left of the blonde.

[–]DarkAgent 6 points7 points ago

God dammit I thought they were real.

[–]Stahrk 13 points14 points ago

Doesn't matter. They're glorious.

[–]FordSVT1 1 point2 points ago

Fake or not, they look really good.

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 2 points3 points ago

Except the 2nd girl from the left. She is all about herself.

[–]Oblivious_Gay_Guy 8 points9 points ago

are they checking each other for breast lumps?

[–]Samen28 3 points4 points ago

Safety first!

[–]ebonyfaye 40 points41 points ago

Real, real, fake, fake.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

I'm not a fake man myself but I'd take the last pair over all of them.

[–]radagasthebrown 2 points3 points ago

This was the top comment last time I saw this gif.

[–]funkbitch 9 points10 points ago

I don't think fake boobs move like the last pair do..

[–]hobrosexual 20 points21 points ago

Gay guy here with very little experience with boobs; even I can tell they're fake.

[–]FloppyCamelSphincter 10 points11 points ago

I'd think being gay you'd get the MOST experience with touching boobs.

[–]Crossfox17 6 points7 points ago

They are definitely fake. She is a pornstar and the info is readily available if you look for it. I forgot her name, but I have seen her in porn, and while they are a FANTASTIC set of fake tits, they are indeed fake.

[–]chetlol 11 points12 points ago

they're fake.

[–]funkbitch 54 points55 points ago

Best damn fake boobs I've ever seen.

[–]Aureoloss 8 points9 points ago

I actually saw a video of the blonde before she had the implants in. Her plastic surgeon is a miracle worker

[–]funkbitch 20 points21 points ago

Seriously. I mean, I detest fake boobs. I hate the gross wrinkles they get when bouncing and how oddly misshapen they normally are. However, if fake boobs look like those, I'm totally fine with them. Natural boobs are always preferable, but those are seriously the best fake pair I've ever seen.

[–]LardLad00 1 point2 points ago

Except for the scars. I find them very distracting.

(not from this video but from others I've seen)

[–]SaggyMeatCurtains 11 points12 points ago

Seriously...why'd I look. I was about to go to sleep and not I've gotta play with my dick for a while.. thanks bro

[–]Swede_Babe 75 points76 points ago

the brunette in the back corner has horribly fake tits

[–]ykhan95 5 points6 points ago

thats why they put her in the back. the rest of them all have very nice tits, each one for a different day of the week.

[–]redditor85 1 point2 points ago

I'm gay, so I don't have much experience with boobs. I'm not sure how to spot the fake ones, but they all look fake except the second from the left. Am I right?

[–]Nyarlathotep124 16 points17 points ago

Fake? yes. Horrible? They're BOOBS, horrible is never an applicable word.

[–]TKrios 50 points51 points ago

I wouldn't challenge the internet if I were you...

[–]farnsworth_esq 17 points18 points ago

Challenge?

[–]hejner 38 points39 points ago

Do not destroy my world, please.

[–]Brokenteethz 7 points8 points ago

He won't, but I will.

[–]Kunja 2 points3 points ago

HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES, BATMAN!!!!

[–]OMGITSKFC 1 point2 points ago

What the fucking fuck...

_<.<

_>.>

zip

[–]Werv 1 point2 points ago

I accidentally clicked.

[–]TwinkiePinkie 6 points7 points ago

It took me way too long to realize that the camera was actually looking into a mirror.

[–]callsyouatwat 142 points143 points ago

NSFW, you twat

[–]db2 6 points7 points ago

No, those are breasts.

[–]myPuppysCute 5 points6 points ago

I have never been in a bathroom where this activity was in progress, sad.

[–]Woftles 10 points11 points ago

You gotta start the party.

[–]JackassPenguinass 2 points3 points ago

Pro-Tip: Spend every waking moment in the women's bathroom to ensure higher chance of this happening. Extra points if you're a guy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

The sad thing is, I've actually seen this video. I've watched so much porn, that I can recognize a random clip on Reddit.

[–]econometrician 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for the boner.

[–]pauliesfreakin 9 points10 points ago

So glad this wasn't a big ole' pile of shit on the toilet seat or something.

[–]slaminsammy 16 points17 points ago

Source!?...I am a scientist that is in need of studying these habits.

[–]playthev 3 points4 points ago

TIL I have been a scientist since age 11

[–]DaPurpleCobra 4 points5 points ago

for science

[–]slaminsammy 8 points9 points ago

They have found the source! TO THE FAPMOBILE!!

[–]Daniel022 2 points3 points ago

I mean that's what we all assumed, right. Not like them taking dumps or anything.

[–]Totallynottoni 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, what did you guys think we did?

[–]forr 3 points4 points ago

I shudder to think what bounces in the boys' bathroom.

[–]jsmurph 3 points4 points ago

Where is the humor in this? I like boobies as much as the next guy, but I don't think this belongs on r/funny.

[–]FionaTheHuman 19 points20 points ago

As a bisexual woman I will say this: I wish it were true, with all my heart.

[–]abrahamisaninja 2 points3 points ago

these girls have great new york boobs

[–]D_for_David 2 points3 points ago

I knew it... I fucking knew it!!! In the boys bathroom we basically do the same thing. After laying some huge monster turds we stand in front of the mirror and shake our dicks letting it smack against our legs.

[–]JonnyTHM 2 points3 points ago

I didn't see the NSFW marker. That was surprise.

[–]g9icy 2 points3 points ago

Can we still put NSFW in the title? There's no way to know if you use RSS. Though the title in this case was obvious, it still caught me out. :)

[–]jkwstoletheworld 2 points3 points ago

this is why i dont tell my fellow female friends about my sexuality.... shit like this DOES happen... and sometime looking at my own just isnt enough :/

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[–]Sir_Meowsalot 49 points50 points ago

Stop! STOP! MAKE HIM STOP TELLING LIES! ;_;

[–]iambecomedeath7 1 point2 points ago

Quick! Throw downvotes at him!

[–]mr18inches 13 points14 points ago

reality kings

[–]R3xz 1 point2 points ago

That's so hot.

[–]testreker 10 points11 points ago

Aww the one on the left is trying so hard.. how cute

[–]holyerthanthou 25 points26 points ago*

to be fair her tits are the best (IMHO)

Edit: /r/xsmall ladies sometimes we gentlemen like shape and quality over massive and fake.

[–]SwiftButtFuck 9 points10 points ago

I agree. And her facial expressions. Oh yes.

[–]dclown50 1 point2 points ago

crazy girls and their antics

[–]Real_MikeCleary 1 point2 points ago

I KNEW IT! I just knew this was true.

[–]meatwad1987 1 point2 points ago

I WANT THE SOURCE AND I WANT IT NOW!

[–]hardcorejack 1 point2 points ago

ah, the old powder the nose trick.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 1 point2 points ago

A-ha! I knew it! And they said I was just a pervert...who's laughing now, huh??

[–]jimmytap 1 point2 points ago

the one the wayyy right is Bibi Jones

[–]throwaway1233321 1 point2 points ago

I found the blond girl having sex with some guy in a "sex contest" clip

[–]zelisca 1 point2 points ago

I knew it!

[–]zonkobonko 1 point2 points ago

So i was right all along

[–]nfsnobody 1 point2 points ago

I FREAKING KNEW IT!

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much the same thing we do in the men's bathroom... so why do girls take so long?

[–]MisSigsFan 1 point2 points ago

Girls on each side. Fuck. Yes.

[–]zealous894 1 point2 points ago

Mother of God...

[–]sgttibbz888 1 point2 points ago

repostin karma whore

[–]AmIDoingItWright 1 point2 points ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah.

[–]Eyger 1 point2 points ago

Whoa, I looked at this gif long enough to realize you can see the camera lens on the left side

[–]Murrayskull 1 point2 points ago

Duuuude forgot NSFW tag?!

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 1 point2 points ago

I think we can all agree... far left's face, far right's body?

[–]thrillakilla69 1 point2 points ago

just shows that if you put boobs on reddit everyone will upvote

[–]Phaiyte 1 point2 points ago

the one on the very far left is obviously jealous of the others

[–]pndmoneum2 1 point2 points ago

A NSFW tag would have been nice.

[–]Tobbe1025 1 point2 points ago

Where's the god damn "nsfw-tag"!! I'm in fucking class redditing, this pops up and everyone sees it..

[–]baker875 1 point2 points ago

Dude! No NSFW tag! Good thing my boss is a cool guy and loved this gif

[–]Bantercheez 1 point2 points ago

NO ERRECTION, WE ARE AT WORK!

[–]Metallovingent 1 point2 points ago

How about an NSFW tag?

[–]TM1987 1 point2 points ago

May want to tag this nsfw asshat

[–]superamazingcomment 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

[–]HungarianFever 1 point2 points ago

Well that was an interesting 54 minutes.

[–]spartacusVI 1 point2 points ago

So they don't just play battle shits?

[–]Kolbein 1 point2 points ago

Blonde one, wow

[–]bpoag 4 points5 points ago

8 7 7 10

[–]takinter 2 points3 points ago

Upvote darkest hair girl, most natural tits.

[–]grizzlymann 3 points4 points ago

Body on the right, face on the left.