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[–]robotmorgan 32 points33 points ago

happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

[–]ImHotCuzImFly 4 points5 points ago

i love you

[–]robotmorgan 1 point2 points ago

ily2

[–]Vonka 18 points19 points ago

This girl has the right idea. Hold your breath, lay perfectly still and scare the hell out of the smartass who ruined a perfectly good cake.

[–]cdskip 13 points14 points ago

Then, after he's panicking, jump up, grab the knife that was supposed to have been used to slice the cake, and use it to cut the still-beating heart from his chest. Bonus points for eating it raw while the echos of his dying scream are still fading away.

[–]passenger955 8 points9 points ago

Then sew his skin into a three piece suit, with the buttons being disks sliced from his eyes.

[–]killerfirefly81 0 points1 point ago

no, ive seen the youtube full version, pretty sure she's legit knocked out

[–]Vonka 0 points1 point ago

Or she's a really good troll...

[–]WasTrollinB4UWerborn 0 points1 point ago*

If you watch the actual video, the boy on the right proves the cake really wasn't that good, when he spits it back out at about 40 seconds in. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhN5f6im9JN56D0v87

[–]buildingwithclay 28 points29 points ago

relax. she wished for a concussion when she blew out the candles.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

I wish I would just die...

[–]Welshpanda 0 points1 point ago

Love how after they have established she's unconscious brother sits back and have a little bit of cake while Sis sister drowns in cake!

[–]RNRSaturday 24 points25 points ago

I said it the last time this was posted, watching someone be an asshole and causing someone to get hurt (on their birthday, no less) is not funny. Back to 4chan with you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Fuckin'-A right. I'm getting sick of seeing things on /r/funny that belong on /r/WTF or /r/NSFL (e.g. the guy getting ejected from a vehicle and then being run over and obviously killed), etc. I'll never understand the glee that the loads of seemingly emotionally stunted teenage boys around here feel at witnessing others' misfortunes. It's mind boggling.

[–]leogg_lyl 4 points5 points ago

You live by the cake, you die by the cake!

[–]Mech1 4 points5 points ago

Did she die?

[–]pantiloons 0 points1 point ago

Simple answer to a simple question: Yes.

[–]Acid-Trip -1 points0 points ago

No lol. She was either unconscious or very upset and didnt want to pick her head up.

[–]MrNnamdi 2 points3 points ago

Woosh

[–]Acid-Trip 0 points1 point ago

Not sure what that means.

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[–]reelmusik 1 point2 points ago

Though this is automated, I just want to say that clearly this one is doing better.

[–]AshleyRenaeIsOnline 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, how does a post get NEGATIVE 62

[–]Theunknownbilphist[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Didn't know I reposted this. I hate reposts, also it is the only thing that has brought me any noteworthy karma. Fuck values, gief karma. : >

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[–]theevilpineapple 12 points13 points ago

Want to see a magic trick.

[–]Mr_Moosey 1 point2 points ago

The Dark Night?

[–]dkrainey 4 points5 points ago

Siegfried and Roy

[–]rhoxor1891 2 points3 points ago

Birthday Girl used Headbutt!

It's not very effective...

[–]sheravi 3 points4 points ago

Now, is she really unconscious or is the cake just that tasty?

[–]GoOnGoogleMe 10 points11 points ago

It's really, really good cake.

[–]bmwills066 5 points6 points ago

death by cake

[–]GummyDeath 2 points3 points ago

I think she is plotting her revenge.

[–]GoOnGoogleMe 4 points5 points ago

Happy Birthday, have a concussion..

[–]Epiphronic 1 point2 points ago

I must see this played backwards.

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

Oh God yes!

[–]polysyllabist 2 points3 points ago

That got progressively more sad as the gif went on, and on, without looping.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

Face cake anyone?

[–]redsuit 0 points1 point ago

OMG DID SHE DIED?!

[–]KFCatz 0 points1 point ago

No, in the video she seems to have at least a little support of her head.

[–]wondertrawth 0 points1 point ago

The cake was to die for

[–]nilleftw 0 points1 point ago

Now that guy seems like a fun person to have around! Man, look at how hard he's poking her head too, take it easy Primeape.

[–]Iwantrobots 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes, nothing says happy birthday like a candle through the eye.

Relevant magic trick.

[–]AshleyRenaeIsOnline 0 points1 point ago

To me it looks fake, heres the full video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb6rIheQi4o

I only say that because her friends continue laughing and making awkward smiles even after shes been out for a pretty long time, plus the boy eats cake while her head is smashed into it. They all seem generally unconcerned. And if I was afraid I knocked someone out I wouldnt yank on their hair like they do here, i would be gentle with their head. I call fakesies.

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

Did I just watch a snuff gif?

[–]808lisa93 0 points1 point ago

that's so f'in mean! I hope they didnt hurt that poor girl.. :(

[–]jambo2011 0 points1 point ago

Just reminded me of Batman

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

this trick and the hide an anvil in the cake don't work well together.

[–]pr0foak 0 points1 point ago

A candle went through her eye and she died.

[–]Roberek 0 points1 point ago

Yes, good job, shove someone's face into a bed of probably still hot candles while she most likely has little to no air in her lungs, smart.

[–]HptmAkira -2 points-1 points ago

This is way too funny, it's so wrong, so funny.*