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[–]kitkat4life 42 points43 points ago

It's from the film 'The Transporter' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17yupESOaC4 Jason Statham ftw :)

[–]EvanMacIan 6 points7 points ago

Yes, I'm sure that wooden doors provide adequate protection from bullets.

[–]Remnants 2 points3 points ago

They also all seem to use tracer rounds.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

I felt like I was watching that video through a mailslot.

[–]StealAllTheInternets 1 point2 points ago

They should have stopped at this one though

[–]KiwiCore 5 points6 points ago

Transporter 2 was tolerable, cheesy dialogue here and there - but Statham made up for it and I really wanted to see him fuck shit up again. But 3, oh god 3. Why?

[–]helloskitty 0 points1 point ago

I just remembered all the laser guns in that movie.

[–]Scarjaka 10 points11 points ago

[–]nothas 2 points3 points ago*

as a middle class white man-child, reality does not come knocking nearly enough

[–]DownvoteAttractor 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could care less. I've slept 4 hours in 2 days.

[–]kratosgranola 8 points9 points ago

Who knocked?

[–]OrangePrototype 13 points14 points ago

REALITY

[–]People_sometimes 7 points8 points ago

Jason Statham, Busting haters doors in since 1967

[–]Ozwaldo 6 points7 points ago

Really? Me.

[–]ricochetshrapnel 3 points4 points ago

Reality hits you hard, bro.

[–]3825 0 points1 point ago

i came to say this and hugs xx

[–]nacobnacob -1 points0 points ago

Ah! Beat me to it. Up vote to you good sir

[–]XaphoonJones 2 points3 points ago

Bad fucking ass especially since he does all his own stunts

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[–]donkeyrocket 1 point2 points ago*

Bah! Crap I forgot about this game. I was just playing Day of the Tentacle the other day on ScummVM.

Edit: Bingo bango had to find it.

[–]Quietbetrayal 1 point2 points ago

Oh god the nostalgia.

[–]Exalted_Tuna 1 point2 points ago

Change "work" to "class". Very accurate.

[–]okaufman 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the fucking awesome Transporter reference. Fucking sick song too (the Fighting Man).

[–]highgravitycane 1 point2 points ago

I am the one who knocks.

[–]sylphofspace 1 point2 points ago

Really? I always think of Saruman.

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[–]Silverswimmer 1 point2 points ago

Ok, source?

[–]Droront 0 points1 point ago

all most positive it's this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293662/

[–]Silverswimmer -1 points0 points ago

Ok I have to see this now, I've been pitting it off because of how bad I've heard it is.

[–]Minimized 0 points1 point ago

It's not bad, just mindless over the top action.

[–]primusperegrinus 0 points1 point ago

I watched this last night on HBO; not bad with some cool driving stunts.

[–]pinwifree 0 points1 point ago

I feel like that everytime I wake up after a hangover.

[–]thisisnotbeedrill 0 points1 point ago

i fucking love this movie :3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This gif needs a"MOTHER FUCKER" at the end.

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Gmod idiot box.

[–]animemadness 0 points1 point ago

...or go to school

[–]SiltStrider 0 points1 point ago

Let me see you grit those teeth!!!

[–]Batterup714 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking everywhere for that gif. Thanks!

[–]Ballsdeepinreality 0 points1 point ago

Oooh, I like this.

[–]slyclone 0 points1 point ago

You could easily replace reality with Reddit and try and farm some Karma

[–]realitycheckk 0 points1 point ago

I do love a good reality check once in a while.

[–]BrorannasaursRex 0 points1 point ago

What show is this?? Burn notice?

[–]bamfsalad 5 points6 points ago

Harris watches Burn Notice!

[–]aerikson 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Harris!

[–]highgravitycane -1 points0 points ago

No one gets this joke cause no one watches Burn Notice.

[–]Geno_is_God -3 points-2 points ago

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT CAKE????

[–]banc -1 points0 points ago

I'm posting a reply since you seen to be the only one who gets which movie this is from...

[–]ftp411 -2 points-1 points ago

Good gif, bad captions.

[–]BallsDeepSombrero -3 points-2 points ago

Something similar happened to me once, but instead of Jason Statham, it was a giant squid. I ran into the shed behind my house to get an axe, but when I got back I couldn't find it. Then it leapt from atop the chandelier and landed on me, knocking away the axe in the process. I was then brutally tentacle raped for 2o minutes. Then it grabbed the ace and chopped open my stomach. As it left I asked it to at least sew my stomach back up so I wouldn't bleed out. All it did was stare at me with it's evil kraken eyes and mutter "We do not sew." 8 minutes late Jason Statham burst in in a similar fashion and saved my life. Of course I had to do some things for him, but that is a story for a different comment.