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[–]boobs_and_such 80 points81 points ago

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He looks pretty happy in the second picture. Must not have needed his AK.

[–]Burma9 65 points66 points ago

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Gotta say it was a good day.

[–]PartyBusGaming 1 point2 points ago

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7-11, 7-11

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points1 point ago

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Funny thing is, that appears to be the shitty, stamped steel Yugoslavian version of an AK74. If he really was a rich as gangsta, you'd think he could afford a Norinco or a Maadi AK.

[–]Baldish 29 points30 points ago

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I highly doubt he was rich back then. They got their hands on auto weapons that killed people. The didn't give a shit if it was some designer weapon.

[–]Reingding13 37 points38 points ago

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My AK is Louis Vuitton.

[–]Lubritorium 16 points17 points ago

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My AK be Gucci swaq

[–]Iseeusleep 8 points9 points ago

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That a cheap knockoff you slut

[–]dr_dickhead 2 points3 points ago

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My AK says juicy couture

[–]digitalmofo 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that the dude from Cypress Hill beside him?

[–]1longtime 2 points3 points ago

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B Real. Think so.

[–]slenski 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that is in fact B Real

[–]mocotazo -1 points0 points ago

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That's B-Real before they started beefing with each other.

[–]robotronicsupersonic 0 points1 point ago

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all i'm concerned with is the B-irthday cake sitting on the coffee table, now thats gangsta.

[–]halbowitz 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't get his hands on anything to kill anyone. As far as I know, most of NWA came from middle class homes. They were self manufactured gangsta just like you have manufactured pop groups.

It's a little strange now to remember that "Fuck Tha Police" was originally inspired by nothing more sinister than a series of drive-by shootings . . . with paintball guns. After being pulled over by the LAPD and subjected to a search at gunpoint, paintball aficionados and N.W.A members Dr. Dre and Eazy-E penned the track

[–]entitee 1 point2 points ago

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The group was not political in any way other than the most elementary sense. Cube's lyrics were more socially aware than he was. "F--- Tha Police" was at least as dismissive of the police as it was an attack on them. The group wasn't even going to record it initially. When Cube first showed the lyrics to Dre, he passed. "What else you got?" Dre asked.

It was only after Dre and Eazy were caught shooting paint balls at people at Torrance bus stops that Dre changed his mind about the song.

http://www.daveyd.com/nwalatimespt1.html

[–]mybodyisspaghetti 2 points3 points ago

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i didn't know they make AK74s with a slant muzzle brake and chambered in 7.62

[–]rainman18 2 points3 points ago

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psshaw! Where ya been dude? Everybody knows that shit.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 0 points1 point ago

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You're right (Smarty pants), what I meant to say was AKM, not AK74. Touché.

But a lot of people put 47 breaks on a 74 because they are so cheap and give it that old school look. Here's one for less than 10 bucks

Oh, and the Yugoslavian M70AB2T, and the Zastava M70 BOTH come with slant breaks and are chambered in 7.62 as standard.

[–]Irongrip -1 points0 points ago

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implying a cheapo AK-74 isn't as good as any other AK-74.

[–]Zonked420 0 points1 point ago

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January 20th. Good Day Day.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 0 points1 point ago

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boo boo boo waaa waa waa waaaaaaaa

[–]funkmasta_kazper -1 points0 points ago

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lol. I came on here just to say this

[–]IceCube711 2 points3 points ago

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An AK is ineffective against a fish.

[–]danpascooch 1 point2 points ago

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Quite the opposite good sir, nothing makes a gent more happy then gunning down dem'bitches with an AK

[–]wololo_wololo_wololo 70 points71 points ago

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[–]stokleplinger 18 points19 points ago

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Your imgur link (/6Nhig) is inherently racist

[–]Panopticon01 9 points10 points ago

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Excellent novelty account. Looking forward to more.

[–]weekendlobotomist 7 points8 points ago

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why did his life jacket change color?

[–]Dat_Karmavore 7 points8 points ago

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What the fuck...?

Why?

[–]ASmokingBun 18 points19 points ago

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Look at the username

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Not everybody played Age of Empires apparently :I

[–]bryntheskits -1 points0 points ago

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Lies.

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Benevolentia 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't read username and thought you were making a crip/blood joke.

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

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Nice.

[–]Miniherolad -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh my god what have I started?

[–]OHGODCAPSLOCKISBROKE -3 points-2 points ago

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EPIC NOVELTY ACCOUNT.

[–]Donitee 5 points6 points ago

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Crappy novelty account.

[–]John_Barleycorn 137 points138 points ago

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This still makes me crack up every time I see it

Code for: I know this is a repost, but I'm desperate for karma.

[–]Piratiko 54 points55 points ago

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desperate for karma.

Gotta make that rent payment.

[–]Olukon 10 points11 points ago

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Or else he'll have to...suck dick...for karma...to pay the rent?

[–]mrtouchysbasement 10 points11 points ago

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"Marijuana is not an addiction. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for marijuana?"

[–]PeteyFalcon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kujo777 5 points6 points ago

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There's a subreddit for that...

[–]mynameisboourns 5 points6 points ago

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/r/suckdickforkarmatopaytherent is one of my favorite subreddits.

[–]woopsifarted 2 points3 points ago

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I clicked :/... Am ashamed

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 2 points3 points ago

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So did I :(

[–]BallsDeepSombrero 0 points1 point ago

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This ain't the first time I've tasted penis ya know.

[–]poisomike87 7 points8 points ago

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fuck yeah, chocolate cake and an AK....

[–]thumbkeyz -1 points0 points ago

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upvoted because this was the comment I wanted to make

[–]Zeppelanoid 6 points7 points ago

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It's almost as if he's willing to manipulate his public image for monetary gain!

[–]ThomasHunter 0 points1 point ago

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Monetary gain??

PERISH THE THOUGHT

[–]Cerbyrus 3 points4 points ago

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Is that that crazy muthafucka' named Ice Cube?

[–]Amputekture 32 points33 points ago

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Shit, I thought this was funny until somebody said it was a repost. BETTER DOWNVOTE IT.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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IF IT WAS POSTED TO REDDIT BEFORE, THAT MUST MEAN EVERYONE HAS ALREADY SEEN IT, BETTER DOWN VOTE IT.

[–]hery41 7 points8 points ago

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I WILL POST IT AGAIN IN AN HOUR IN CASE SOMEBODY MISSED IT THIS TIME.

[–]Pit_of_Death 3 points4 points ago

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This is exactly why I downvote every whining post about a re-post.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. They act like they are forced to look at it again. I also inform them of the 'hide' button.

[–]DarwinDanger[S] 18 points19 points ago

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lol, I like how people get up in arms about the same funny picture appearing twice on a website devoted to sharing pictures/trends/ideas

[–]spazmodic- 8 points9 points ago

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Usually if people like it, they upvote it, and if enough people haven't seen it then it gets a lot of upvotes. Plus it's old so a lot of people haven't seen it. It's not like it was new and first posted yesterday and now you're reposting it.

[–]MediocreJerk 1 point2 points ago

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And he doesn't look any older.

[–]instant_reddart 0 points1 point ago

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Like a swan from the duckling, I have made your comment... art

http://i.imgur.com/CxTC3.jpg

...Courtesy of the instant_reddart bot

[–]overweightanorexic 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Troub313 1 point2 points ago

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Fun fact: The AK in that photo was made out of rubber because he wasn't allowed to have a real one for the photoshoot.

[–]Majinosirus 2 points3 points ago

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is that B-Real sittin next to him?

[–]halbowitz 1 point2 points ago

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He was on the Joe Rogan Experiment (podcast) this last week if you are a fan of the guy. I thought he was pretty boring though.

[–]more-rick-santorum 1 point2 points ago

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yep.

[–]Aaronj24680 1 point2 points ago

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Walkin' down the street with my AK, people duck and cover when I start to spray

[–]magnificentmal 1 point2 points ago

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Remember his song "True to the Game" ??? Lol

[–]url404 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. I'm always too late to threads.

[–]DeHussey 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for admitting that this a repost. I still find it funny as well.

[–]phuckyouropinion 0 points1 point ago

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talk about quitin while your ahead

[–]TaxCunts 0 points1 point ago

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He was on Ron and Fez today talking how he had to do something so kids of his fans would have a gradual introduction to doughboy from boyz in the hood. Made sense. Mofo making bank. You'd all do that.

[–]Ve_r_Dead 0 points1 point ago

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Oldie but a goodie.

[–]No-Fap-vember 0 points1 point ago

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global warming is real! ice cube has turned lukewarm

[–]daedalus733 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'd rather have a gun than a fishing pole.

[–]DustBusterManDoo 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm he must be ICE fishing... Ba-duh-uh, yeaaah!

[–]rockdude8 0 points1 point ago

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Dale would have survived if it weren't for him! He is now my least favorite character :P

[–]mablake184 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this scene from The Boondocks. lol.

[–]Tighten_Up 0 points1 point ago

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Friend of mine watched this movie today and couldn't remember the title so he said "Its the 'At first I was like this, but then I was like this' one"

[–]Billy_Blaze 0 points1 point ago

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So... The fact that he made it beyond the "thug lyfe" mentality to be a successful (money-wise) actor is worth ridicule?

I dunno, I think I'd do anything I could to get away from that, but I guess that's not "being true to da streetz" or whatever.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
First I was like...but then I was like.[Fixed] 6coms 50pts 27dys funny
At first I was like... 8coms 10pts 7mos funny
Some people do change! 4coms 14pts 8mos pics
Classic Ice Cube 16coms 61pts 1yr funny
ice cube - how people change... 2coms -4pts 17dys pics
Every time... 0coms 3pts 1mo funny
Ice Cube 3coms 5pts 1mo pics
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source: karmadecay

[–]herroazn 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here

[–]drthurgood -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm trying to decide which came first: the big bang or the first time this was posted on reddit.

[–]FacilitoryUngulus -1 points0 points ago

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What's the big deal? He's been an actor since day 1. He never changed who he was, he just changed his role. The only real gangster in NWA was Easy-E.

[–]Kite_sunday -2 points-1 points ago

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The art of the sell-out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Selling out, or being able to move out of a lifestyle that requires you to have an AK ?

[–]Kite_sunday 0 points1 point ago

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i believe there is a fine line between getting out of the hood, and selling out.

[–]techandchess 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly would prefer to hang out with the sell out that likes fishing then the hardass waving around the gun.

[–]Kite_sunday 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. Fishing is the opposite of selling out.

[–]BarbaricBeast -1 points0 points ago

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Not gonna lie... cracks me up too

[–]nowiminurass -1 points0 points ago

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Down-goddamn-vote

[–]SmileAfterReading -1 points0 points ago

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Yay yay E

[–]Cluster_One -3 points-2 points ago

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and now im like o.o

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck are you doing ?

[–]thebigboss1988 -3 points-2 points ago

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i still get mad every time someone re-post's this

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[–]drthurgood 2 points3 points ago

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It's B Real from Cypress Hill

[–]mocotazo 1 point2 points ago

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He's Cuban & Mexican FWIW

[–]Bl4ckN1nja -1 points0 points ago

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Cop killa turned kayaker