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[–]SimpleDesign 134 points135 points ago

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In case you were still wondering, it's a frame from a webcomic called "Antics: a comic about things happening". It's quite a good comic actually. The particular one featuring the seal: http://www.anticscomic.com/?p=678

[–]Ixidane 5 points6 points ago

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http://www.anticscomic.com/?p=959

This should be a useful reddit skill

[–]XxSPiEkYxX 15 points16 points ago

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Best. Webcomic. Ever.

[–]Chaworth 2 points3 points ago

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Two hours later and I have read them all. I feel so accomplished. But I want a Sky Whale.

[–]jettrscga 2 points3 points ago

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I do that all the time with webcomics and shows.

Awesome, new things to do!

One day later, max:

Aaaannnddd back to Reddit

[–]testsubject23 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Patrick0540 -3 points-2 points ago

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Well if you like seals then here is the original. http://photo.qip.ru/photo/fishki_net/3571636/78032130.jpg

[–]testsubject23 2 points3 points ago

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did you reply to the wrong person because a seal has no relevance to my post

[–]MadZane 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks I knew I seen this somewhere before all the posts lately but couldn't remember where.

[–]scoticus 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks I just read the entire archive.

[–]Shotgunist 3 points4 points ago

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reminds me of nedroid

[–]Sherrodactyl 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the one with the butler snacks.

[–]SpiderFan 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to rule 34 that seal with gay stuff

[–]DrTorpedo 83 points84 points ago

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[–]Hsn102198 10 points11 points ago

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I'm like a gay sea otter. I blow other dudes out of the water!

[–]AdmiralQuackbar 1 point2 points ago

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Bo gets you an upvote, every time.

[–]KyroDCK 33 points34 points ago

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[–]gettinrecognized 59 points60 points ago

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[–]zuperxtreme 14 points15 points ago

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[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

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Is that what gay people sat when they don't like something?

[–]scoooot 8 points9 points ago

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The opposite of "homophobes" is not "gay people"

[–]kalei50 1 point2 points ago

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LOL they should totally start a heterophobic movement. I'd buy a tshirt. :D

[–]H3110MyNam31z 5 points6 points ago

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[–]thatdudecalledZZ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ArsenalOwl 5 points6 points ago

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I do hope you had safe search on.

[–]lilLocoMan 1 point2 points ago

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I must try this now.

[–]MosesIAmnt 0 points1 point ago

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I dont want to for fear that a large black male with scars on his face is in a gay pornographic film.

[–]KDirty 9 points10 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/Vbqhg.png

I already had this image open when I found your post, haha.

[–]ErectHippo 5 points6 points ago

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[–]MrHawthorne 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Anuglyman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]random_hero90 2 points3 points ago

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REPOST

[–]finndor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KyraShangea 16 points17 points ago

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I laughed so hard that pop came out my nose, which got all over my computer screen. I frantically went to wipe it all up, but I tripped over my power cord and my laptop went flying. I thought it broke, but it's a tablet, so it just kind of half-exploded, because tablet pcs are tanks. I finally got a computer cleaning cloth and then I tripped over my goddamn foot and fell face first into a desk. I think I was out for a minute.

You owe me some asprin.

[–]gm87 20 points21 points ago

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I read that as "poop came out of my nose".

The internet has ruined me.

[–]kaede1s 2 points3 points ago

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I read that as "poop came out of my nose," and wasn't shocked.

The internet has ruined me.

[–]gm87 5 points6 points ago

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2 Nostrils 1 Cup

[–]VCS777 0 points1 point ago

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If so, the moral guardians have a case, you know.

[–]KyraShangea -1 points0 points ago

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Lmfao.

[–]a11city 1 point2 points ago

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in california, we say soda.. like NORMAL PEOPLE!

[–]KyraShangea -2 points-1 points ago

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Midwestern accents are the primarily used accents in movies, therefore Midwestern folk are viewed as normal people. So that means that since we say "pop", we're right! So NYA!

[–]a11city 1 point2 points ago

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touche

[–]boobaloo2011 0 points1 point ago

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Made me laugh harder than the picture did. No falling involved.

[–]KyraShangea -1 points0 points ago

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Well, that's good. xD

[–]Stubbula 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I wrecked my vehicle, but then I realized I drive a tank.

[–]HyyeRforAiuR 0 points1 point ago

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What in fuck's name is pop and why was it in your nose!?

[–]KyraShangea -2 points-1 points ago

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Soda. Pop. Coca-cola. Pepsi. Really?

[–]iamesauce 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry man, Pepsi isn't soda. It's a glass full of the broken hopes and dreams of humanity mixed with AIDS.

[–]throwyourshieldred 5 points6 points ago

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TIL I learned Coca Cola tastes like AIDS.

[–]iamesauce 2 points3 points ago

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I do love me some DP.

And by DP, I mean Dr. Pepper. All other sodas are inferior.

[–]throwyourshieldred -2 points-1 points ago

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I feared the subtly might get lost in the textual nature of the post. What I mean, good sir, is that pepsi and coke taste very, very similar, and anyone saying otherwise is either a lunatic or a moor.

[–]KyraShangea -2 points-1 points ago

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I love Pepsi, you fool!

[–]catsnumber9 4 points5 points ago*

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My roommate always hounds me about doing my homework. She asked me if I had been doing my work. Not wanting to look like a lazy fool, I replied, "Yes, of course." She, knowing me too well, refused to believe me. I insisted I was doing my work. She, wishing to prove I was not doing so, came over to look at my computer screen. This was the image she saw.

[–]0xE6 3 points4 points ago

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Well, in your defence, she WAS wearing the cutest dress.

[–]SimilarImage 43 points44 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
7 months ariiiiigold OMG! here 166 1115
2 months TheSilverFalcon Oh my! here 20 456
3 weeks loganlocke8995 That is the cutest dress! here 19 844

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[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

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Before you commit to such a task please know that my goal is not to point out reposts for the sake of it. Rather, it is to link the conversations started by the same image, for the sake of information. The knowledge shared in the linked comments is vote-filtered, and often contains information relevant to all new submissions of the image. For more information please see my FAQ.

[–]DeadOnDrugs 0 points1 point ago

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I love when people point out reposts, so speak for yourself (unheard of, I know. This bot is convenient in that I can see how many of the original submission and subsequent reposts I remember seeing.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Edit: fuck you.

What kind of dripping bag of shit defends old google image search results as "content"?

You hadn't seen this "joke" before? Who gives a shit!? What loss is THAT!?

[–]bearandtherobot 4 points5 points ago

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Big gay phoque.

[–]romag14 1 point2 points ago

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My shit, it's suddenly lost

[–]resident16 1 point2 points ago

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Did the EXACT. SAME. THING.

[–]enakro 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BiskyRizness 1 point2 points ago

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Did you not read the pamphlet they hand out the first time you come to the Internet?

[–]sanjulian 2 points3 points ago

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That is a technically a gay sea lion

[–]deartheworld 1 point2 points ago

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Stopped by here to say the same thing. High five.

[–]brunswick 0 points1 point ago

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it's very much a seal

[–]EHoffman922 2 points3 points ago

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And you found something from 5+ years ago! Nice!

[–]MrCallahan 1 point2 points ago

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I literally googled the same thing this morning, and was contemplating posting this. Then I got Distrac....

[–]Jazzremix 2 points3 points ago

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Literally.

[–]turnipseed 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tbstylez 0 points1 point ago

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pretty good seal of approval

[–]PresidentGSO 0 points1 point ago

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My brother sent me a picture of his cat wearing a scarf, so I sent him the "ultra gay" seal pic. He asked me why I even had that saved in my phone. I didn't have a good answer...

[–]Hrodebert 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad the identities of those random Chinese people was protected.

[–]heamuse 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god.... Laughed so hard... So much pain...

[–]markus5273 0 points1 point ago

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Glad I'm not the only to have done this.

[–]tramampoleen 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Oprah.

"You get a fish! You get a fish! EVERY BODY GETS A FISH!!!"

[–]datass630 0 points1 point ago

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i keep reading it in the cartoon mad hatter's voice! "musthard! don't be thilly!"....now lemon, that's different..."

[–]lilhortse 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but I read that in the Mad Hatter's voice.

[–]YoureLateToTheParty 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

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What does a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

[–]pnine 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I googled the same thing today. I was concerned about how many "aaa"s there should be.

[–]Lomani124 0 points1 point ago

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perhaps the biggest repost ever.

[–]mackgeofries 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had more upvotes to give this..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong that I imagine him with a lisp?

[–]Hairlesscatbob 0 points1 point ago

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I honest to god did that too today... Brain twins

[–]MooSaysCow 0 points1 point ago

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OH my god, I literally did the EXACT same thing to get some facebook shenanigans going.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
That is the cutest dress! 19coms 844pts 23dys funny
OH MY GOD! 1com 19pts 1mo aww
OH MY GAWD (o) 10coms 493pts 4mos funny
OMG! 166coms 1115pts 7mos funny
Oh my! 20coms 456pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]2006991 2 points3 points ago

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[–]nolongerilurk 0 points1 point ago

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I googled that very thing earlier. Pic saved to desktop right now...

[–]brownja 0 points1 point ago

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Surprised it didn't come back with this.

[–]stunts002 0 points1 point ago

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Thank christ you didn't get a bunch of Gay Navy Seal sailors eh?

[–]SchlockExcess 0 points1 point ago

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And tell me gay seal, how does it feee-eeel to be so wise?

[–]underthere 0 points1 point ago

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Why would anyone down vote this?!?!

[–]micoleslaw 0 points1 point ago

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That is FABULOUS

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me about it, honey.

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

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expected photo of sexy navy seal, but this worked too.

[–]LaziestManAlive -5 points-4 points ago

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repostrepostrepostrepostrepost

[–]TheBlackHive[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fully willing to admit to that. It's the recontextualization that makes it funny.

[–]RiiBzxX -1 points0 points ago

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repost

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[–]TheBlackHive[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... people are cruel... I'm glad I was able to help :)

[–]6Bunny 0 points1 point ago

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No problem. :)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Keep crying. Shut up.

[–]6Bunny 0 points1 point ago

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Going by your post, this isn't the first you've tried getting attention out of randomly telling someone off. Someone needs hugs. : D -hug-

[–]roughtimes -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, thats hilarious, i just saw one of those links above, and was going to do to the same thing (re post on fb to an approprite status). Didn't find anything good unfortunately. So didn't get the chance to google it, wish i had.

[–]I_Am_Brian_Fellow -1 points0 points ago

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They wear such funny sunglasses in Japan.

[–]tamorales96 -1 points0 points ago

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Been there done that.

[–]BiracialAngel -1 points0 points ago

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this is going to come in handy when all everyone starts posting prom dress pictures on my facebook...

[–]edolan227 -1 points0 points ago

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What does a gay horse eat?

[–]FallingFearless -1 points0 points ago

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GAY AS PHOQUE

[–]crystalbluecurrents -1 points0 points ago

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I picture the seal talking with a lisp...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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transexual

FTFY

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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r/funny, choke on my dick and die. This isn't even moderately humorous.

Are you all dads? Are you all 14? What kind of 2 and a half men watching dipshit crowd gives this thousands of votes?

All of you. You suck. Get out.

[–]TheBlackHive[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Try r/humor

[–]playpianoking -3 points-2 points ago

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meme forever now