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[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 57 points58 points ago

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It wasn't pointing at your penis, it was pointing at your ability to post original content.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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You sir, are a liar. And on the internet at that!

[–]catsbaconronpaul 6 points7 points ago

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This is simply unheard of!

[–]Jumfish 83 points84 points ago

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This has been posted several times. Either you happen to go to the same restroom and take the exact same picture, or this is a repost. I vote repost.

[–]326874615678 27 points28 points ago

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It's funny because every jackass who reposts it claims they saw it in person

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
LOL they're so creative... 5coms 26pts 5mos pics
LOL 3coms 101pts 6mos pics
I found this on the Men's restroom at my university today... 32coms 33pts 2mos funny
Apparently some one at the office did this 28coms 353pts 4mos funny
Real mature. 3coms 11pts 25dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]gm87 4 points5 points ago

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Wait.. a post that had "LOL" as the headline scored 101 points?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]iflychrysalis 1 point2 points ago

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In an office and a university?

[–]taracugs 0 points1 point ago

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Yup this is the original post. It's actually at Rutgers University.

[–]CraigChrist 0 points1 point ago

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"Have ever been on an airplane?"

"No, but it's a fuckin' joke, works better if I tell it in the first person."

[–]Walking_Pneumonia 0 points1 point ago

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Only two out of five jackasses claimed they saw it in person.

Or 1/2, if you count this post.

[–]ColeSloth 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair though, he has come up with the best title.

[–]Did_it_hurt 1 point2 points ago

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Dm;gu

[–]Liger_Zero 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it is a new brand of urinal?

[–]evomax01 -4 points-3 points ago

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So what if it's been reposted several times? 2.7K upvotes and 2.0 downvotes means the front page of r/funny. Shut up and fuck off

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[–]Jumfish 13 points14 points ago

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Of course not everything has to be truthful on the internet. It is annoying, however, when people insinuate truth in the title "i went to the next one..." I think if it wasn't you, don't claim it. "Saw this picture, lol'd, wanted to share" seems like a better title.

[–]Nggyu 12 points13 points ago

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Repost? Downvote all the users posts!

[–]Battlesheep 22 points23 points ago

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RE-RE-RE-RE-REPOST!

[–]arialth 10 points11 points ago

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Marked as a reposter in RES. I'll be watching you, dipshit

[–]Poofengle 12 points13 points ago

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No, no you didn't.

[–]megamoose4 9 points10 points ago

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You didnt see this, GTFO.

[–]Mikoseft 6 points7 points ago

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Here have a downvote.

[–]Nggyu 3 points4 points ago

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OP is probably shutting himself right now with all the negative attention.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 15 points16 points ago

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You went to the next repost?

[–]griffon666 2 points3 points ago

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Either the cleaning guy is sleeping on the job, or this image is more than a year old. Go ahead, pick.

[–]Forever_Irritated 1 point2 points ago

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A Chinese restaurant in my home town had words above the urinal saying, "What are you looking here for, the joke is in your hand."

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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Joke's on them! I'm holding the brochure for the restaurant! And.... I no-hands my ding-a-ling-dingy-dong-wong.

Check.mate.

[–]AnonymousRedHead 1 point2 points ago

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That is really weird that you have a camera in the men's room.

[–]TravlngDildoSalesman 4 points5 points ago

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fuck you

[–]Ryswick 1 point2 points ago

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What a dick move.

[–]ColonelSlur 3 points4 points ago

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Tagged you. Glad to know who the reposters are so I can report/downvote. I might not make good content, but I'm glad I can help the communistic of getting rid of assholes like you.

[–]dk_armahr 6 points7 points ago

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obviously a mad bro

[–]happyCuddleTime 0 points1 point ago

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I tagged him as such.

[–]FAITH_fills_the_VOID 0 points1 point ago

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Dude relax...

[–]ColonelSlur -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't understand. People repost and I say I'll downvote him every time. How is that mad/unrelaxed?

[–]FAITH_fills_the_VOID -2 points-1 points ago

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"Im glad I can help the communistic get rid of assholes like you" like relax dude...

[–]ColonelSlur 2 points3 points ago

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community*... and you disagree w/ him being an ass?

[–]FAITH_fills_the_VOID -2 points-1 points ago

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Your the one who misspelt it... And no not really. He reposted a picture aww boo-hoo somebody call the wambulance. Grow the fuck up.

[–]ColonelSlur 2 points3 points ago

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DUDE RELAX! JUST RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

Manner up, kid. Reported and blocked. He reposted, I stated I dislike them and I will downvote on sight. Stop whining about my post, and "grow the fuck up".

[–]FAITH_fills_the_VOID -3 points-2 points ago

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Okaaaaay. Someone seriously needs to get off the computer once in a while and try to see what a real-life problem looks like. One outside your beloved little "community" here.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanted to reply with "penis" in a non-circlejerk sub-reddit, sooooo....

penis.

[–]grepe 0 points1 point ago

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there is a shopping center in prague, where they have pictures of girls (actual size) above every urinal doing exactly this, taking pictures... you name it. whoever designed that obviously never tried to piss there. it makes you feel quite uncomfortable...

[–]Fagel88 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is a shameless reposter.

[–]jsake 0 points1 point ago

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Your mom wasn't laughing!

[–]_youngdeezy_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ExParadox 0 points1 point ago

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Repost mother fucker.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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...I didn't D:

[–]krissy_3rdCoast 0 points1 point ago

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Funny & disgusting that someone put their hands on a urinal.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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I just went to your comment history. The status of this repost + your commenting and bitching about reposts is the quintessence of irony, my dude.

[–]TUMEG 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't.

[–]mr-english 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever drew that wouldn't be laughing if they could smell my cock!

[–]FeralBadger -1 points0 points ago

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Someone did this at my school a while ago actually. No idea if that was the source our if he saw it online and decided to do it to, but I did think it was mildly amusing.

[–]Fr4t -1 points0 points ago

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Baby, this is called a grower! It gets bigger I promise!

[–]iwanttobecold -1 points0 points ago

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Great dick, bro.