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[–]GramGuy 25 points26 points ago

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This was my favorite episode of "How It's Made" although it was a bit uncomfortable to watch

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Did you see the part where they make Fluffernutter?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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OH I GET IT HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEMEN YOU GUYS

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That really cracked me up, you sir are a real nut.

[–]Lost_Symphonies 0 points1 point ago

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Me and my mate thought it looked like a mass produced 2 girls one cup, and indeed it does.

[–]toSTONEiGO 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LazyEights 16 points17 points ago

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Then it is literally the most delicious shit I have ever tasted.

[–]DidgeryDave21 7 points8 points ago

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It's definitely in my top 14.

[–]Squalor- 6 points7 points ago

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Is it number 2?

[–]KenMaster828 0 points1 point ago

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What's number 7?

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 8 points9 points ago

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I was going to enjoy a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. You bastard.

Side note, how is "chunky" made? That seems slightly more horrific.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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sifter.

[–]swohio 0 points1 point ago

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For chunky they use peanuts that haven't been fed taco bell and curry.

[–]iamesauce 0 points1 point ago

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[–]scorpionfader 6 points7 points ago

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peanut butt-urd.

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[–]Maxwell_House 5 points6 points ago

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[–]reefbug 0 points1 point ago

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Awwww! Here is an upvote.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 2 points3 points ago

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Soylent peanut butter.

[–]TheDiarrheaAnneFrank 2 points3 points ago

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diarrhea is no joke.

[–]coasterboard 2 points3 points ago

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So many reposts....

[–]Relevant_jokes 2 points3 points ago

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My girlfriend got down on all fours and asked me to fuck her like a dog last night...

She was a little confused when I started rubbing peanut butter on my balls.

[–]aoeu00 1 point2 points ago

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So, how is ketchup made?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:THE BAD TRUTH OF PEANUT BUTTER LOL

[–]BitchPuddingDadaDaaa 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, now I can never eat PB again. I shudder to think about Chunky PB.

[–]drtide4 0 points1 point ago

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Peanut Butter and Smelly

[–]RevTom 0 points1 point ago

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Does he shit the large white knife too?

[–]MakingBiscuits 0 points1 point ago

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and the Pinterest reposts begin

[–]Cynikill[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Biscuits,

You are right - I got this from Pinterest.

It would be interesting to figure out if you could track original submissions (whatever the source) - so much of the stuff I find on the internet seems to be recycled. Cripes, I even saw a posting (on reddit) for a troubleshooting flowchart that got a lot of votes, and I actually still have a fax copy of it from the late 80's that got sent to the office I was working at.

[–]gijyun 0 points1 point ago

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The amount of times I have seen this posted to reddit leads me to believe I may have seen most of the internet.

[–]brningpyre 0 points1 point ago

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So that means people butter is...

[–]avatar307 0 points1 point ago

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You should play that mental handicap card with the ladies?

[–]SatanGetsMe 0 points1 point ago

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I was just eating a spoonful of PB. Keyword being "was".

[–]evan331212 0 points1 point ago

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CAN'T UNSEE

[–]Rradum 0 points1 point ago

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Peanut Santorum

[–]Xendeth 0 points1 point ago

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Can not unsee....ಠ_ಠ

[–]ridhs84 0 points1 point ago

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This changes EVERYTHING

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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I'm allergic to peanuts, and this just makes me want them more than ever. Thanks asshole.

[–]whateveriwant 0 points1 point ago

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All this needs is an adjacent toilet occupied by a hazelnut, with a pipe system which connects to the peanut's toilet.. peanut butter and Nutella anyone? yeahhh I skipped lunch today -____-

[–]sneaky_snoozer 0 points1 point ago

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It looks pretty creamy, he clearly gets enough fiber.

[–]CookieJarvis 0 points1 point ago

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I'd been wondering what he'd look like without all the formal attire.

[–]tbear2500 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care. I'll still enjoy peanut butter.

[–]reefbug 0 points1 point ago

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Here is the input for that output.

[–]forbearance 0 points1 point ago

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That's some good shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And Chunky? How is Chunky made huh?

[–]WillSnipeForPie 0 points1 point ago

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Then how is a nutter butter made? Do you need a peanut centipede?

[–]akecke1 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for the one that has to make extra-chunky peanut butter.

[–]Outlaw_Heart 0 points1 point ago

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That shits delicious !

[–]redwingssuck 0 points1 point ago

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I can never eat peanut butter again

[–]UncleBert 0 points1 point ago

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did it eat mexican food so it comes out smooth? and did it eat chocolate for crunchy?

[–]ctrl-alt-win 0 points1 point ago

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But how do they make chunky peanu.... oh.

[–]r0bbiedigital 0 points1 point ago

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i guess the plunger is for chunky style

[–]Very_Blunt 0 points1 point ago

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Delicious shit.

[–]oficer_drty_npls 0 points1 point ago

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We love our dooky butter

[–]screwthunder32 0 points1 point ago

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I was eating peanut butter off of a spoon when I clicked this. Thank you.

[–]feloniusmonk 0 points1 point ago

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I wish this could be shown in a Wes Anderson style diorama from the front elevation.

[–]Overhazard 0 points1 point ago

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I anticipated one of the top comments to mention peanut "butt"er. I am ashamed of myself.

[–]TUMEG 0 points1 point ago

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How many times am I going to have to see this fucking picture? I swear it's groundhogs day every time I log onto reddit.

[–]liberal_texan 0 points1 point ago

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So chunky peanut butter is made when he eats other peanuts first?

[–]Pravus_Obzen 0 points1 point ago

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i think its when he poops his insides out, and has to use that tiny plunger...

[–]SeahawksPhan 0 points1 point ago

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( •_•)>⌐■-■ Seems like this is a

(⌐■_■) sticky situation

[–]28aoh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]acemnorsuvwxz 0 points1 point ago

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The others never made it over 264. What happened this time?

[–]shawnaroo 1 point2 points ago

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I think a high ranking post is 1/3 quality of content, 1/3 timing, and 1/3 dumb luck. Particularly on high volume subreddits, where there's just a constant flow of new submittals, it seems like there's a pretty short window where a post has to really stand out if it's going to have a chance of moving up.

[–]MooBaloo -1 points0 points ago

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