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[–]MFchimichanga 446 points447 points ago

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What does "twerk n take the dick ovr dat lunch" mean?

[–]Dresdin 229 points230 points ago

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Twerk: "To work one's body, as in dancing, especially the rear end."

Don't know the rest, but it can't end well.

[–]czhunc 176 points177 points ago

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Maybe she's making a healthy, balanced lunch at the same time?

[–]dangerspeedman 114 points115 points ago

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They could always just be having spotted dick for lunch.

[–]spotted_dick 83 points84 points ago

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Eat me.

[–]opedwriter 1 point2 points ago*

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I think we just found our definition!! No but seriously, "dat lunch" is "dat dick." Men say, "I'd eat that pussy for lunch." Bitches (not bitches in the derogatory sense either, I think this is correct usage of the term) say, "I'd eat that dick for lunch." Therefore "lunch" could become loose jargon for the other member's genitalia and the sexual relations that ensue before, during and after that lunch is eaten. TLDR: over dat lunch=sexy time

[–]the_opinion 31 points32 points ago

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Spotted dick? Nah, it's just a rash

[–]hoser24 7 points8 points ago

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They have a cream for that.

[–]MittingShunkeys 22 points23 points ago

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Healthy food and exercise. This woman is a good mother.

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 44 points45 points ago

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I think the end means that she is teaching her how to get free meals and stuff by acting provocative. Basically whoring herself out.

[–]Mongoose42 24 points25 points ago

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I'm lovin' it!

[–]decoyq 1 point2 points ago

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Bada ba ba daaaa...

[–]Xervicx 219 points220 points ago

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I think it means "working the body vigorously to ride a dick while being bent over a table suddenly, over a surface like a dining table, usually interrupting a meal"

[–]Heady_Roosevelt 75 points76 points ago

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whilst

[–]fixed-point 16 points17 points ago

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Whilst I love using 'whilst', I thought that any 'whilst' could be replaced by a 'while'?

[–]stopped_clock 2 points3 points ago

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While I love using 'whilst'

[–]windsostrange 1 point2 points ago*

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If you'd like a guideline to use in the future that errs on the side of good euphony, use whilst when the following word begins with a vowel, and while when the opposite is true. You did this, with your "Whilst I..." above. Whilst I, while she. Whilst everyone, while monkeys. It sounds nice, it rolls off the tongue, it follows precedent in various other languages of sandwiching vowels with a consonant (liaison), and it lets you use whilst once in awhile. Wins all 'round!

(Ninja'd.)

[–]Golgatem 36 points37 points ago

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Whilst is British English; while is American. No error.

[–]edstatue 28 points29 points ago

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The joke is that Xervicx is explaining a very lewd and crass action using proper and arguably eloquent language. "Whilst" would better uphold the farce of some uptight British guy explaining "twerk" to us.

[–]Golgatem 10 points11 points ago

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Ahh. My inner grammar nazi got ahead of my sense of humor. Not for the first time, I might add.

Edit: In that case, my I suggest "john thomas" as a substitution for "dick."

[–]samsari 1 point2 points ago

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To the Honourable gentleman above me,

My dear Sir! I read with a growing sense of dismay your memo of last Monday evening. And whilst I would never assume it to be my place to criticise the good Gentleman, I would wish it to be known that whilst I may be British, speak with an elucidated accent, frequently employ the word "whilst" and oftentimes have certainly have been known to look with, what any Gentelman may consider, perfectly comprehensible opprobrium upon the ratherish crass behaviour of our Atlantic cousins, I am not any more "uptight" than he is!

Yours,

As Ever,

The Rt Hon Samsari, MP Oxford West and Abingdon, Esq

[–]Xervicx 13 points14 points ago

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I fear I failed to spot that error. My apologies, good sir.

[–]moneyeagle 7 points8 points ago

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in her case I think "ovr dat lunch" means she's giving the boy some pussy because he bought her lunch

[–]Fifty7Academics 1 point2 points ago

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I'd do terrible things for free Wendy's.

[–]Lexpert1 743 points744 points ago

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I believe "twerk n take the dick ovr dat lunch" was an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil era.

[–]mike-zane 313 points314 points ago

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Ahh the fabled USS Twerk n Take the Dick ovr dat Lunch. Never has such a finer vessel cut so majestically through the waves of the 7 seas.

[–]thunnus 78 points79 points ago

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The original spelling was "ovr dat Launch", referring to the vessel's maiden voyage. It was changed to its current spelling in 1913 by Phinneas L. Snackenhosen, her captain at the time, who was a man with an insatiable appetite for cocktail wieners and mustard.

[–]Nowy_Temat 27 points28 points ago

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You should play the board game balderdash. I predict that you would be quite good.

[–]espii 1 point2 points ago

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At some point, the bullshitting gets figured out and backfires. Gotta keep a fresh supply of bullshit-prone players to keep it going. Or beer.

[–]Snackleton 1 point2 points ago

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For the record, I am not related to P.L. Snackenhosen.

[–]PruneSlicker 28 points29 points ago

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It's truly a shame that it sank in the Bermuda triangle in 1863. But there is a replica of the ship out there, which I had the pleasure of seeing last year. Here's a picture I took.

[–]TownesVanZandt 169 points170 points ago

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LAUGHED SO HARD I BROKE ALL MY FURNITURE

[–]Clownshoes1988 97 points98 points ago

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LSHIBAMF

[–]rupay 48 points49 points ago

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All I see is laugh so hard I bad ass mother fucker

[–]dismal626 17 points18 points ago

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AISILSHIBAMF

[–]JohnTrollvolta 3 points4 points ago

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That was a dismal response.

[–]Zosoer 25 points26 points ago*

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DM;LSHIBAMF

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't matter, Shia Le Bouf

[–]mild_resolve 19 points20 points ago

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I normally downvote people who say things like this, but I LITERALLY laughed so hard I broke all my furniture. Upvote.

[–]NothingsShocking 17 points18 points ago

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literally? pics of the broken furniture or didn't happen.

[–]EncasedMeats 16 points17 points ago

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That is a strange fetish you got there.

[–]GrandChawhee 1 point2 points ago

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I would actually love to see this as a gif.

[–]moneyfallsoffmom 2 points3 points ago

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It was a shame when the British SS IAMA Dick rammed the Twerk and overpowered it with their numerous fleet of white seamen

[–]DASOTAdex 50 points51 points ago

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I doubt everyone is upset over an old wooden ship

[–]Jmonkeh 33 points34 points ago

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This is ridiculous! Everyone knows the twerk n take the dick ovr dat lunch was just a modified 8 gun English sloop. I mean why are we even TALKING about this like it was a separate ship design? This woman clearly isn't current on her terminology.

[–]chewbaccas_balls 6 points7 points ago

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I like the cut of its jib.

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 6 points7 points ago

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I like the cut of his hair

[–]Orngarth 1 point2 points ago

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All right, fine.

[–]LibertyLizard 9 points10 points ago

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Clearly you've never had a bad splinter!

[–]ky1t 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kabanaga 5 points6 points ago

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You're thinking of "The Virginia / Merrimack Launch". I think you meant a novel by Herman Melville read during a late morning meal...

[–]Pank 5 points6 points ago

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You're thinking of "Moby Dick during brunch", I think you meant the television show starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed as parents of six children

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this made my day.

[–]Methadose 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Christ, I know it's not proper but I really wanted to let you know that I wasn't expecting such a hardy laugh out of this thread.

Damn it, man. Fucking good one.

[–]fappyday 132 points133 points ago

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I believe that "over dat lunch" is intended to convey that she took time to spend some quality time with her child on her lunch hour. I could be wrong.

[–]tail_ler 101 points102 points ago

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every hours lunch hour when you dont have a job

[–]atleastitsnotaids 20 points21 points ago

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Come on guys...if she got a job, how would she ever have enough time to be such a wonderful parent?

[–]Hookhand 8 points9 points ago

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Every sentence is confusing when you don't have any apostrophes.

[–]SonVolt 58 points59 points ago

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I would imagine it means bending over and taking a dick instead of taking food, to stay in shape/lose weight...

I am going to go tie myself a noose now.

On a relevant note, never go on openbook.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 9 points10 points ago

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You shouldn't have said that.

<i> On a relevant note, never go on openbook. </i>

[–]rabbidpanda 21 points22 points ago*

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To do italics on Reddit, use a single * to start and another * to close.

*look at me!* = look at me!

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks, I am new here. Does it show?

[–]drgoodier 20 points21 points ago

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[–]thrownaway21 18 points19 points ago

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you know... she goes on and on about what she's capable of doing... but when it comes down to actually showing off her skills... she just sort of moves her ass slowly. I really don't think she can twerk it

[–]Sockm0nkey 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the same thing. Although she looks like she's on some serious medication, so perhaps her doctor has forbidden her from twerking.

Twerk related injuries ain't nothin' to fuck wit.

[–]Hyaku-Shiki 11 points12 points ago

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HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT SO IMMA TWERK IT

[–]mrpeach32 4 points5 points ago

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Lyricism on par with Goethe.

[–]fatcat2040 1 point2 points ago

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Read that as "Goatse" ಠ_ಠ

[–]mrpeach32 1 point2 points ago

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Can't it be both?

[–]AndrewPao32 11 points12 points ago

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holy shit i just watched that whole video...I think this makes me part of the problem.

[–]whoadave 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad someone posted this.

[–]workingmandead 1 point2 points ago

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Pause at 1 min 28 sec to see the attention whore

[–]Klowned 16 points17 points ago

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PUTTING OUT AFTER SOME CHEESE BISCUITS FROM THE RED LOBSTER

[–]chadsexytime 15 points16 points ago

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I assumed she would be "twerking" herself for the price of a meal at red lobster.

[–]stufff 11 points12 points ago

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It's funny because black people enjoy Red Lobster.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because black people

[–]extermin8r 9 points10 points ago

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maybe even Subway? Times are hard

[–]dadanksauce 5 points6 points ago

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That shit cray... What she orda? Fish fillet.

[–]baracudaboy 1 point2 points ago

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She wants her daughter to choose sex over eating???

[–]GreatSince86 1 point2 points ago

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It means that she wants the guy to just take her home and fuck her instead of at least buying her lunch. Like skipping lunch and going straight to sex.

[–]marcAnthem 95 points96 points ago*

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Redditor from the 'hood here.

'Twerk' = dancing with ones ass in a seductive manner

'take dick over dat lunch' = Be money hungry and make business decisions over food e.g. "Hoin'"

EDIT: I have a hard time believing this picture is real. But shit like that really goes down.. Bitches take pride in being Ho's... they teach their kids that it's acceptable, and that as long as your making money (no matter what the cost) just the fact that you're making it is something to be admired. The worst thing I've heard is "closed legs don't get fed"

[–]SuperlativeInsanity 16 points17 points ago

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Fascinating, tell us more.

[–]tkilgore 13 points14 points ago

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This is the only explanation that seems to actually make sense. I'm going with this.

[–]marcAnthem 10 points11 points ago

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Trust me, I know. I have a hard time believing this picture is real. But shit like that really goes down.. Bitches take pride in being Ho's... they teach their kids that it's acceptable, and that as long as your making money (no matter what the cost) just the fact that you're making it is something to be admired. The worst thing I've heard is closed legs don't get fed

[–]10seiga 2 points3 points ago

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I'm usually offended by the casual use of "bitches" and "ho's" to describe women. All I can say here is good word choice my friend.

[–]No1Slacker 616 points617 points ago

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You, sir, are pointing the weapon at the wrong head...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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DARPA hasn't finished their 9mm over TCP/IP yet.

[–]gloon 162 points163 points ago*

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Idiocracy at its finest.

[–]dr3 124 points125 points ago

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Upgrayedd's newest employee.

[–]Pank 39 points40 points ago

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it has 2 d's for a double dose of that pimpin'. what good marketing

[–]wolfvision 28 points29 points ago

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Well put. I just wanna know why he has those people on his friends list

[–]analog_guy 87 points88 points ago*

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He doesn't. In fact nobody does, because it's not real.

[–]thisisntjimmy 34 points35 points ago

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I want to believe this so badly.

[–]Khiva 17 points18 points ago

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I have a policy for Facebook screenshots on reddit which is "Amusing but probably fake."

Applying this policy regularly leaves you at significantly lowered risk of becoming dumb.

[–]czhunc 14 points15 points ago

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...he doesn't.

[–]wolfvision 4 points5 points ago

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doesn't he...

[–]firstEncounter 22 points23 points ago

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The original image has been reposted for years (note the date on the Facebook post). Only the gun-to-head part is the OP's work.

[–]Uranus_Hz 50 points51 points ago

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it's been around so long the daughter is already pregnant...again.

[–]wolfvision 9 points10 points ago

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and by work you mean ability to copy an image ಠ_ಠ

[–]firstEncounter 5 points6 points ago

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Haha yes, I didn't mean created by the OP. It even looks like the bottom portion is a cropped screenshot of a webpage, unless the OP just decided to put the image on a light blue background with a 1px white border.

[–]Martze 1 point2 points ago

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That is a common reaction image on 4chan. The blue background is matched to 4chan's post box color, so it nicely blends in. The edits were performed by some anonymous poster, and the OP just copied it. (Not accusing him of theft, by the way. I'm just trying to source the image.)

The original source of the image is MS Paint Adventures, as seen here: http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001743

[–]manlybean 1 point2 points ago

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It's the kind of thing that makes you think "Why hasn't this movie been made before now?"

[–]I_wwebsite 7 points8 points ago

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But they have an oversized novelty kiss me tie, that's gotta count for something.

[–]wavey54 2 points3 points ago

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You realize that someone could have taken this photo entirely out of context, then made the facebook caption separately.

[–]smacksaw 8 points9 points ago

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"I don't want you to live on this planet anymore."

[–]wavey54 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, man. It's probably a fake caption and an unrelated photo taken by some douche.

[–]ndkzvv 358 points359 points ago

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You do realise it's some random photo and a fake comment to make it shockig, right?

[–]seluropnek 498 points499 points ago

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Not entirely random. They made sure to choose black people.

[–]protect_ya_neck 134 points135 points ago

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What are you talking about? I've seen black people on my television and computer before. They totally act like this!

[–]donaldcaps 119 points120 points ago

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As a white person who also uses the internet and watches television, I can confirm this.

[–]Khiva 54 points55 points ago

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Since three white people in agreement makes something a fact let's just go ahead and make this official.

[–]minionofrice 12 points13 points ago

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ah yes a consensus has been reached

[–]Tr33 8 points9 points ago

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Indubitably.

[–]berlinbaer 20 points21 points ago

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white people can't twerk.

also.. what do 95% of these girls have in common ?

[–]EncasedMeats 5 points6 points ago

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what do 95% of these girls have in common?

They share the same lingo.

[–]Mariospeedwagen 1 point2 points ago

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Which was... his point?

[–]Lazook 53 points54 points ago

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It's interesting how the majority here is so incredibly gullible as soon as something like this shows up on the front page. It's as if some people want this to be true in order to justify their stereotyping and generalizing to themselves to feel superior.

[–]Chris1218218 1 point2 points ago

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If by gullible you mean incredibly racist, I agree.

[–]finebydesign 15 points16 points ago

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It's just shameful and as much as I fool myself into thinking the Reddit community is progressive it isn't. I found this both racist and sexist.

[–]del_rio 28 points29 points ago

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Umm, I know dozens people on facebook that are like this (not that I'm friends with them anymore). It's not like this doesn't exist.

[–]AllTheDrippings 21 points22 points ago

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Well, you should be taking screenshots.

[–]del_rio 27 points28 points ago

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Seriously? Just go to your friends list, click on a random friend of theirs, repeat until you find someone that posts things publicly. Living in Orlando, FL, there's a lot of this type of person, but hispanic instead of black.

EDIT: This is from a Facebook group called "You know you go to [my old high school] when..." on the first page: http://i.imgur.com/ucstZ.png

[–]finebydesign 9 points10 points ago

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And I'm still trying to figure out how Facebook is any different than MySpace.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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It was only different while there was a class stratification between the two. Having to go to a university was an ivory gate that I miss every day.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Well yes, she seems to be quite a dumb twat, but I find it not at all comparable to what is supposed to be seen in the OP.

[–]Seakawn 3 points4 points ago

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The fact there was plenty of less stupid posts to pick from should make it pretty obvious that once in a while an OP definitely comes along.

Do you live in a world where OP can only be fake or something? Lucky you. I live on earth. The OP isn't unheard of. I don't know why people like talking more about how it's probably fake as if they don't know the world they live in, rather than talking about wtf people can do about something like that, and how it gets to that point in the first place.

[–]Commander_Adama 1 point2 points ago

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JAJAJAJAJA

[–]pizooozooo 1 point2 points ago

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There are dozens of us!

[–]chefmcduck 7 points8 points ago

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This is how people end up on Judge Judy

[–]Ban_Pending 120 points121 points ago

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I really hope this kid goes on to cure HIV or something, instead of ending up like her mother.

[–]stdtm 311 points312 points ago

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you misspelled "contract".

[–]stroke_your_beard 82 points83 points ago

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cold. I like it.

[–]ScotteeMC 35 points36 points ago

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[–]tomasborlin 35 points36 points ago

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dude, its just a kid, blame the mother.

[–]imaunitard 10 points11 points ago

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its

ಠ_ಠ

[–]tomasborlin 4 points5 points ago

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excuse my broken English, it's (?) not my native tounge. (Swedish)

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[–]Soytaco 15 points16 points ago

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[–]smpx 8 points9 points ago

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As horrible as that picture is in context, I'm fairly sure it's just meant to be cute.

Then again, it's a little concerning that the culture would accept this as cute rather than, say, horrifying.

[–]polymorph505 1 point2 points ago

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No, it's meant to be funny, and it is.

[–]herpenderpenderp 5 points6 points ago

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the fuck.

[–]fangisland 62 points63 points ago

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Copy facebook photo. Attach fake, stereotype-reinforcing picture comment. Post to reddit. Rake in karma.

[–]vaffelergodt 16 points17 points ago

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Rake in karma? The gullible Reddit audience is a godsend for those who wish to spread hate, or any propaganda really.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I now hate you. You are truly a part of reddit now

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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My people, why are you adding fuel to the stereotype fire?

[–]Pway 15 points16 points ago

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Reddit's gon reddit.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 55 points56 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's fake. It's also probably made by a white person, which makes me kind of pissed off at my people. But whatever.

[–]gregny2002 18 points19 points ago

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I think you're the first white person I've ever seen refer to other whites as 'his people'.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 16 points17 points ago

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It's all about solidarity, player.

[–]Sad_Native_American 31 points32 points ago

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I am familiar with this feeling.

[–]finebydesign 4 points5 points ago

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We should just more disappointed with the Reddit community for upvotting this shit. And CONSTANTLY at that.

[–]ShinshinRenma 33 points34 points ago

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Look at all of you people taking this picture seriously. Like Redditors don't take pictures and make commentary that is removed from what is actually happening.

Seriously, your moral indignation is probably unfounded. The woman probably just made a joke about a picture of an otherwise normal moment involving children.

[–]kitsandkats 37 points38 points ago

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ITT: Idiots who think this shit is actually real and not some shitty fake post. Nice to see the racists squirming out of the woodwork, as they always do with posts like this.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Reddit: White people easing into new methods of being racist. r/politics is especially good at this.

[–]kitsandkats 16 points17 points ago

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"I'm not racist but... this is so typical of black people. I doubt this is fake."

"..there are black people, then there are niggers. That is a nigger." (This comment is actually in this fucking thread)

"OMG this is terrible, I don't want to live on this planet any more!"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That moment you realize your "nice normal friend" is a closet racist: Our relationship with Reddit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1TTxj2q6eE

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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get in.

[–]Agronox 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair, this is hitting two buttons that reddit loves to have pressed: looking down at minorities and sexualizing children.

[–]halftone84 6 points7 points ago

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I had to google twerk ... do people really find that sexy ?

[–]mizzlemazzle 21 points22 points ago

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This is fake and racist

[–]LowlyKnave 16 points17 points ago

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I typed the same thing, word for word, and was about to hit save when I saw your comment.

It is fake and it's playing to the view that black people are over-sexed, stupid, and have children they don't know what to do with.

Relevant story about the hypocrisy of this post: As I was leaving a yoga class yesterday, the people lining up to use the room next were all about 8-12 year old white girls, dressed in things that could not technically qualify as clothing because they covered so little of their rear ends. As their class starts they start shaking said mostly uncovered asses to music intended for an older audience while their parents stand outside exclaiming how cute and pretty they all are and how they're gonna have to look out for them in a few years. Look out for your damn kids now, fellow white people! That made me want to shoot myself in the head.

[–]BZenMojo 1 point2 points ago

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Toddlers...meet Tiaras...Tiaras...meet Toddlers....

[–]felchmonkey[!] 3 points4 points ago

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this seems very fake

like yo mamas titties

[–]areyouadog 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, that's how I felt too after seeing this racist-ass made-up image on the front page.

[–]Rinx7 2 points3 points ago

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I really want to make a Brave New World reference here.

[–]comic_attributor 2 points3 points ago

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Unless I'm mistaken, that second panel is parodying Andrew Hussie's Problem Sleuth. Specifically this page.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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<--Trying to come up with a clever description for a child bending over. *Realizes he's thinking about a child bending over.

Thanks Reddit, I'm gonna go report myself now.

[–]I_say_pig_alot 2 points3 points ago

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I believe "twerk n take the dick ovr dat lunch" was a Military Operation in Afghanistan, the Mother is simply educating the younger one about military history.

[–]cantstopthe 2 points3 points ago

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Threads like this are great for figuring out who the racists are and tagging them accordingly.

[–]roland333 2 points3 points ago

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This just shows the racism inherent in reddit.

This is fake and I can prove it. Look at the hue of the mothers skin in the main picture. Now look at the profile picture. Its a dark skinned man with a beard and a lighter skinned female. The hue of the female in the profile picture is clearly much lighter.

Of course this post has a ton of upvotes though, because it reinforces a comfortable stereotype.

Go fuck yourself reddit.

[–]RatherDashing 13 points14 points ago

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i think we should take a step back here.

First off, it's probably fake.

Second off, if someone had a picture of a little white kid grabbing onto a bong or a liquor bottle here it would be all sorts of upvotes.

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[–]nakedladies 4 points5 points ago

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Every week since 2009 from the looks of it.

[–]ukyah 5 points6 points ago

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faker than shit.

[–]aceist 1 point2 points ago

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Sure, but OP gets more karma this way.

[–]Just_another_man 4 points5 points ago

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Why is it that if Reddit sees a photo of a hot woman, or a cool car, or something along those lines, they are the first ones to scream out how fake it is, and debunk the entire thing. But when someone posts a photo with an incredible racist and fake comment on the bottom, Reddit eats it up. Racist much?

[–]SolarClipz 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, yes. The famous fake, racism post.

[–]LibertyLizard 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, being a good lay is a very useful life skill. Can you honestly say you don't wish you were taught how to be an amazing lover from a young age? I think it would come in handy.

Furthermore, I question whether or not this would even be considered controversial in a society were sex was not arbitrarily stigmatized.

[–]vaffelergodt 14 points15 points ago

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I agree with what you say, but this is manufactured hate propaganda.

[–]LibertyLizard 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly why it's important to point out its absurdity. Reddit is normally a community that rails against puritanical values about sex as a relic from the oppressive religious ages. But here we are, accepting it at face value because it matches our prejudices against a certain group of people.

[–]bushel 4 points5 points ago

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Has anyone said, "Dat Ass" yet?

[–]chewbaccas_balls 4 points5 points ago

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Just you.

[–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

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[–]deityofanime 1 point2 points ago

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Bad parenting? On Facebook!?

[–]sozwoz 1 point2 points ago

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21st century parenting style FML :/

[–]tblack123 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone explain "twerk"

[–]kennyshor 1 point2 points ago

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Umm... do you upvote for the sickening effect or downvote for being disgusted?

[–]Lurkerphile 1 point2 points ago

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I was the first one to make a wtf? Post about this, and this asshole gets all the karma? A hex on you!

[–]technoholic 1 point2 points ago

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Latoya London ?

[–]mabebe1990 1 point2 points ago

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As someone that teaches at urban high schools... yeah. This is legit. I've talked to so many girls who get pregnant on purpose even as early as the age of 14 and brag about how their kids will grow up just like them. It's sad :(

[–]jessers25 1 point2 points ago

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I had to google "twerk".. and I wish I never did.

[–]GrooveCombo 1 point2 points ago

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Some on scientists. Release the super bird flu already. I have my mask and antiseptic.

[–]MisterAnd0 1 point2 points ago

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lyk dis if u cry evry time

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HA You have a good sense of timing n' all.

[–]Hotdogcannon 1 point2 points ago

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This made me racist.

[–]skraptastic 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer this kind of parenting. I bought this shirt years ago, my wife wont let me wear it.

[–]talitus 34 points35 points ago

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black people

[–]falousco 83 points84 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: black people.

[–]standerby 18 points19 points ago

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I'll be honest, I would love to go to that party.

[–]Lazook 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, fake posts that were made up and popularized by racist dipshits who like to feel superior definitely sum us up as a whole.