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They must be very successful. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]randombitch 99 points100 points ago

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I keep trying to believe that this is somehow a joke. But.... I had to do sixty days in jail and I was amazed at how many of these young men think that this is a cool way to portray their tough guy image.

[–]scrash 24 points25 points ago

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why'd you go to jail?

[–]Zeppelanoid 136 points137 points ago

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He downloaded a car.

[–]kragniz 65 points66 points ago

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You... You wouldn't...

[–]yaredw 20 points21 points ago

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He said he fucking did.

[–]diversionmary 9 points10 points ago

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That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that!

[–]ledzep4life 3 points4 points ago

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Mine is still downloading.

[–]randombitch 1 point2 points ago

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It'll take about sixty days.

[–]lynxon 1 point2 points ago

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I've got less than a week left for mine :)

[–]dakkeh 46 points47 points ago

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Oooh, sixty days. What, do you think you're a tough guy or something?

[–]randombitch 63 points64 points ago

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Nah, fifty years of living has taught me that.

[–]BoonTobias 98 points99 points ago

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Watch out, we got a old ass over here

[–]crazy_chemist 9 points10 points ago

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In a sense their thought guy image is all they got left at this point.

[–]the-knife[!] 17 points18 points ago

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You spell tough, thought?

[–]crazy_chemist 16 points17 points ago

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Sorry, English is my second language.

[–]rebolek 10 points11 points ago

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Your spelling looks like you are native speaker.

[–]joss33 1 point2 points ago

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English isn't my first language but I know it better than it. That said I don't speak it daily and still make mistakes after a dozen years of knowing it

[–]bluebrain1 1 point2 points ago

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English is a bastard. Everyone messes up sometimes. Thought and tough are pretty similar and not hard to confuse. Hell you used the right "their" so props to you for that.

[–]DenjinJ 1 point2 points ago

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While accidental, it's also kind of insightful. Their "tough guy" image is just a thought - so they're really just "thought guys." The only problem with that is that it paints them as intellectuals...

[–]kellydean1 1 point2 points ago

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That's deep, man.

[–]absolutrocks 2 points3 points ago

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The white men in the lower panel are the men who allowed cheap cocaine to flow freely into the United States during the Reagan administration.

The joke in these panels is not about the pants.

[–]Aquinas26 41 points42 points ago

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Good luck running anywhere with your pants around your anckles...

[–]dakkeh 29 points30 points ago

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They run that shit. People run from them.

[–]Reddiberto 3 points4 points ago

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They run with shit (in their pants, that's why they have them under their knees)

[–]Captain_Porque 6 points7 points ago

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The fuck is an anckle?

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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Ankle Genitalia?

[–]yup_its_me_again 36 points37 points ago

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Hahahaha, their pants! I've seen some underwear before, but thát low?! Haha

[–]SeannoG 26 points27 points ago

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I think they pulled the guy in the blue hoodie off the crapper, his pants are literally around his ankles.

[–]kernowbysvyken 15 points16 points ago

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Is he wearing long johns?

[–]brianbrianbrian 20 points21 points ago

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It's cold out, nigga gotta cover his legs. Think he gon waste money on a second paira pants?

[–]Abbrv2Achv 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if he wears tights underneath his long johns so he can wear his jeans around his ankles, long johns around his knees, and tights at his waist.

[–]SeannoG -1 points0 points ago

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it looks like it

[–]Accipiter1138 13 points14 points ago

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thát

I could have sworn that was dust on my screen.

[–]yup_its_me_again 6 points7 points ago

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trololololo

[–]teraquendya 9 points10 points ago

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I could stick a midsized baby through that hole...

[–]Zoltar23 6 points7 points ago

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Wut...

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 2 points3 points ago

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It's bigger than a compact baby.
Hey that reminds me of a joke: what gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

[–]Zoltar23 1 point2 points ago

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hahahaurr

[–]kellydean1 -2 points-1 points ago

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No no no. We need warning before dead baby jokes.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently, after Kim Jong Il's death, His sunglasses have become sentient and relish in dead baby jokes... afterward blaring "Won't get fooled again" by The Who.

[–]kellydean1 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAHA! You made my morning.

[–]bearhammer 8 points9 points ago

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Haha, one guy's pants are literally scrunched at his feet! WHAT IS THE POINT OF WEARING PANTS?!?!?!??!?!

[–]demmian -4 points-3 points ago

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To the top with you!

[–]Punkwasher 11 points12 points ago

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I thought getting caught with your pants down was embarrassing. Just shows how much I know.

Seriously, I never understood that. It's not... threatening... or practical... why? Maybe it's weird because in Germany we of course had a ton of imitators, but they never gave me a good reason!

"So I can skate better"

No, you can't! You limit mobility with those bulky pants and you can't move your legs as well if you wear them so deep!

"It's in protest against racism!"

How does that? How... what? HUH?!?!

So in short, this choice of fashion has always baffled me. Maybe I'm just an old cynic, but to me it looks unpractical and not even comfortable.

For for fuck's sake, that one guy's pants are literally down! That's not wearing them low, that's not wearing them AT ALL!

[–]Rouzay 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone making a joke about running this shit and the dropped pants? No?

[–]king_of_the_universe 23 points24 points ago

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Is pants down that far a thing somehow, or did they just wanna be funny? If it's a thing, I'd say that planking is now officially not the most stupid trend.

[–]lynxification 37 points38 points ago

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Pants sagged is a thing, but this appears to be pure parody...

[–]king_of_the_universe 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks, that restored faith. I thought they were serious.

[–]lulzecon 10 points11 points ago

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Sorry to destroy your faith so quickly, but I'm pretty sure that's an actual style choice they're making. The guy in the middle just took it next level.

[–]FearlessBurrito 5 points6 points ago*

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People don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]denizenKRIM 6 points7 points ago

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That is most assuredly not a serious stylistic choice. The sagging pants can be absurd most of the time, as it has gone as far down as the buttocks, but this is quite clearly satirical in nature. You literally would not be able to walk wearing it like that.

[–]Sykotik 11 points12 points ago

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Sorry friend, I have seen people walking around just like these guys(save for the guy in the black pants with his jeans on the floor) on more than a few occasions. Yes, they waddle like a duck and think it's cool.

[–]VVarlord 6 points7 points ago

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And slow as fuck at that, it's infuriatingly annoying

[–]brianbrianbrian 5 points6 points ago

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I GOT PLACES TO BE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SIDEWALK MOVE OVER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 2 points3 points ago

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You literally would not be able to walk wearing it like that

Yeah but you could kind of waddle a bit. If the trend evolved to include thumb sucking, that would be an awesome sight.

[–]djepik 5 points6 points ago

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I would guess that this is in fact a "serious stylistic choice".

The guy with the blue hoodie in the middle is wearing long underwear which suggests that either it's very cold, or he planned this. Also, he has no belt and the waistline is at least 4 inches too big which means his pants would constantly be falling down until being supported in compression (as shown).

[–]zombierobotvampire 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing says I am a bad mother f***er more than perpetuating a trend that was born from inmates letting other inmates know who would take it in the a$$. I mean, looks to me like two of those dudes are just about begging to get topped off in their backdoor. Boy-oh-boy, I imagine no one fucks with them because they are soo bad; they will rough ride your junk off!

[–]Khalexus 2 points3 points ago

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See I didn't even think this sort of shit was real. I knew "gangstas" wore their pants a little low sometimes, but not to the point of underwear showing. I honestly thought it was an exaggerated joke.

Then I went to America. Sure enough, at a Greyhound terminal in Cleveland, a black guy waddles past with his pants at his knees, baggy boxer shorts on full display.

The fuck, guys?

[–]Joobs1010 1 point2 points ago

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The guy on the far right, on the top picture's pose cracks me up.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone who ever wore their pants like that explain what the fuck was going through your head at the time? I mean, do you walk with 'em down there? Hitch 'em up to run? Did you not know you looked stupid?

[–]vbb3 1 point2 points ago

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the prison drawers they gave me didn't fit

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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They never do.

[–]signspam 3 points4 points ago

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How are dey supposta run from the popo with dey pants like dat?

[–]leros 3 points4 points ago

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I saw a guy with pants sagging try to run from the police. He was trying to hold his pants up and run. He got about 100 feet before he fell. Absolutely hilarious.

[–]pathoflogical 1 point2 points ago

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The punchline of this this joke is not about the pants. Those old white men are the people who facilitated a crack-cocaine epidemic in our country. This is the punchline of a very sobering joke.

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[–]wimmyjales 0 points1 point ago

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JESUS CHRIST!!!

[–]xSGAx 1 point2 points ago

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You're telling me. Holy shit! -22!

That's a new record. Just pointing out that place exists