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[–]MagnusTheGreat 8 points9 points ago

My brother is trying to become a genetic biologist (sorry for my english) so that he can create Pokémon...At least it's what he told me.

[–]Athekev 1 point2 points ago

If he finds a working Pokemon I'll beta test

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Actually I said creates, not finds, and if he does create a Pokémon, then I will wrestle my way to the front of the line so that I can beta test...even if it could kill me...

[–]SuddenXxdeathxx 12 points13 points ago

Re-fucking-post

[–]raversecycle 4 points5 points ago

I realized the same.. and that's when I knew I use reddit too much

[–]gatorpower 0 points1 point ago

dude is obviously serious about his pokemons

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[–]stuckatworkstill 0 points1 point ago

it is but I but I upvote for enjoyment anyway

[–]QBRebel16 -1 points0 points ago

And not a single fuck was given.

[–]snellcantell 4 points5 points ago

I dont know man, animals can be scary enough with out super powers

[–]Eon89 7 points8 points ago

Repost but a worthy one.

[–]Panagoman 1 point2 points ago

It's a repost, but the fisrt time I saw it i thought it was malarious!

[–]jewedbacca -2 points-1 points ago

So heart warming.

Man, i wish cock fighting was legal and it wasn't just with roosters, rather supernaturally powered creatures who we can roast, maim, electrocute, freeze, poison, terrify, pummel, etc, into submission so we can capture them and force them to do it other animals over and over again! They are also immortal in most circumstances, in which they will always get back up on their feet no matter what happens to them. if they do happen to die, even the sweet release of death will not free them from pain as they will live on as ghosts only to suffer over again.

Doesn't sound so great now, does it?

[–]pachezilla 1 point2 points ago

sounds pretty awesome, actually.

"wars are fought by trainers, but they are won by Pokémon."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

How the fuck does that sound awesome?

[–]pachezilla 0 points1 point ago

I see now how you might've thought I actually meant that. My bad, I'll be more transparent next time.

[–]tinkyXIII 0 points1 point ago

That scene always kills me. Not just because it's heartbreaking (it is), but because no one in the series ever learned a fucking thing from it because it's a cartoon aimed at kids.

[–]Jirachigirl 0 points1 point ago

...Actually it's because Mewtwo wiped their memories.

[–]PrivateSkittles 0 points1 point ago

Well that's why he invented HIV, so you can catch em' all!

[–]phatstock -1 points0 points ago

Malariamon! I choose you!!

[–]jshads010 7 points8 points ago

That sounds more like digimon to me.

[–]Alderan -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey, it's this post again....

[–]SirGal-I-had -1 points0 points ago

And again.... ...and again... .....and again.... ........and again...

[–]wizzrobe30 -1 points0 points ago

re-post, but so true. It makes me so :(

[–]Kahrooch -2 points-1 points ago

Nice repost....here's a down vote. Moving on...

[–]alittler -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking eh, bro

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[–]grantbenjensen 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sorry to hear about your diagnosis :/